"Anyway, that's how it happened."

At the Home Inn, Wang Lu snorted and snorted the hot lo noodles while seriously explaining to the proprietress a serious explanation.

The proprietress was chewing garlic cloves while looking at Wang Lu with slanted eyes: "And then?" You said yes? ”

Wang Lu nodded: "It's all about this, of course I have to agree, everyone agrees to give me a meat urinal, and I don't take advantage of it." ”

The proprietress slapped the table angrily, and the noodle soup splashed everywhere: "Where is it cheap!?" You're going to take her for a fool! No matter how unreliable that guy is, he is a Jindan monk after all, and he is a Jindan peak monk! You mortals who haven't cultivated half of your body in the forging period are too embarrassed to think that a Jindan monk will be a meat urinal for you? Pull it down! You'd better be honest and jerk it off yourself! ”

Wang Lu picked up the noodle bowl early, dodged the thunderous palm attack of the proprietress, and said: "Anyway, it's not me who goes into battle, I'm afraid of hair." ”

"Nonsense, you bet with her that I'm the one who went into battle! I'm just an innkeeper, not the head of the Spirit Sword Sect! You asked me to compete with Brother Jindan? Where have I been sorry for you in the past two years! ”

Wang Lu was not in a hurry: "That's the case, my master said that he would suppress his strength to the level of mortals." ”

The proprietress waved her hand: "She's purely pretending!" Even if the Jindan monk didn't use the aura of heaven and earth and his own mana, the Jade Mansion Immortal Heart alone was enough to abuse any mortal martial artist! You idiot, you've been with her for two years and you still don't know her? When will she bet on a game that is not guaranteed to win! ”

“…… If she really gambles so much, will she still use the subsidy to deduct her disciples? I often hear her crying in her dreams about my money, and I don't have to worry about anything...... Something like that. Wang Lu shook his head very unoptimistically, "What's more, boss, you are not an ordinary mortal martial artist, the heroic posture of shouting and beating all the way to dismantle the magic weapon with bare hands back then is still fresh in my memory." ”

"......" When the topic was spoken, the proprietress was silent, obviously not very pleasant.

Wang Lu also understands in his heart that although the proprietress is quite arrogant, she is still a woman after all, and she is still a woman with a good posture (provided that she picks herself up a little wisely), and the screaming and screaming of the mysterious black shadow back then obviously belongs to black history.

But at a critical juncture, it doesn't matter if you have black history and white history, you can't make mistakes! However, seeing that the boss's resistance is serious, then let's do a good job of psychological work, appease and appease, understand reason, and move with affection.

"That's the case, I didn't want to get too stiff with my master at first, but her old man said it, mortal martial arts is shit in front of the immortal path! It doesn't matter what kind of innate martial artist you are or a martial saint martial emperor, just a monk in the Qi training period can be abused into a flesh human type! He also said that the person who taught me kung fu must have maggots in his head, otherwise he would deceive the world and steal his name and destroy the heavens. And most of them are flat-chested, rude, uneducated, unqualified, and uneducated barbarian women, not only can they not find a husband in the future, but they don't even have a Ji You, the only friends in this life are fingers and cucumbers, and after the age of thirty, they will probably raise a few large dogs to improve their lives, oh hehehe......"

"Shut up!"

The proprietress glared angrily and smashed the dining table with a slap! That's right, it was shattered rather than torn apart, and a thick mahogany dining table was smashed all over the floor by her chapter, and there were no bones left!

"That bastard, how dare you, dare to say that about me!?"

Crash! The proprietress was furious, and with her top-level martial arts cultivation, she couldn't control the strength in her hand, and she also crushed the noodle bowl she was holding!

"Wang Lu, you take me up the mountain, don't beat her out of the, my inn will be closed today!" I'll be a monk tomorrow! ”

Wang Lu nodded slowly: "Good." ”

Then I suddenly realized that my way of appeasing was a little wrong? Alas, no matter how much he does, the result is the same! The righteous warrior proprietress who understands the righteousness is angry and the five elders of the spirit sword are ashamed, this script is simply amazing, and you can't say it without rewarding the alliance leader!

The proprietress was a decisive person, and she had made up her mind, so she immediately went up the mountain with boiling killing intent and Wang Lu, who was watching the excitement.

The disciples on duty on both sides of the mountain gate would smile and say hello to the proprietress on weekdays, but now when they saw the girl whose eyes were as red as blood, like the Netherworld Demon Venerable, they were glared at by that gaze, and the two Lan Bai were suddenly silent, and they didn't see anything.

Not long after, the proprietress and Wang Lu had already come to Wuxiang Peak, and the proprietress was full of arrogance and yelled: "Wang Wu, you get out of here!" ”

Then I heard an echo-like roar: "Who's wild dog, the ** in the afternoon disturbs people's sleep, and if you don't cultivate merit, be careful to be struck by the heavenly tribulation!" ”

Wang Lu was simply surprised by this: "this stupid and forceful ability!" Are you embarrassed to mention the catastrophe for her character? And when she sleeps until this time in the afternoon, she is going to hibernate! ”

The proprietress gritted her teeth: "I'll let her sleep forever today!" ”

Then he was murderous and kicked open the door, Wang Lu followed closely, and saw the teacher who was halfway dressed inside.

The teacher was also shocked: "Damn! Are you a hooligan!? It's just a kick in the gym, and you don't even leave me a few minutes to get dressed!? ”

The proprietress was silent, paused at the door for a moment, and silently closed the door.

Wang Lu had nothing to say, and consciously whistled outside the house, not saying a word.

After a while, the teacher finally pushed the door out after getting dressed, but there was great surprise on his face: "Why is it you, little Ling'er?" I thought I was dazzled just now. ”

Xiao Ling'er crossed her arms and tilted her head: "Do you still need to be reminded of the good things you have done?" ”

As a result, the teacher patted his head: "I rely on you not to come here, I am most afraid that others will ask me this sentence, which makes people wonder where to start." ”

How many good things have you done since I relied on Master!?

But after a while, Master himself came to his senses, stretched out his hand and pointed at Wang Lu, quite incredible: "Little Ling'er, could it be that the master who taught this fool kung fu is you!?" ”

Xiao Ling'er sneered: "That's right, it's that flat-chested, rude, uneducated, unqualified, and uneducated barbarian female man, not only will she not be able to find her husband in the future, but she won't even have a Ji You, the only friend in this life is the finger and the little cucumber, and after the age of thirty, I will probably raise a few large dogs to improve my life!" ”

Master was suddenly shocked, and the cold sweat was about to come down: "Little Ling'er, are you doing hair!?" Could it be that the menstrual period hurts the brain? You ......"

Xiao Ling'er didn't say much: "Don't you have a gambling contract with Wang Lu?" I'm here to help him complete the gambling contract, no nonsense, let's fight. ”

"War, war, war! We have a deep sisterhood, what are the problems to talk about, why bother to meet each other? ”

When it comes to sisterhood, the proprietress seems to hesitate and is silent.

Wang Lu immediately struck while the iron was hot: "Master, you are quite smart, knowing that there is no chance of winning in the Dao, you use the deep sisterhood as a shield, which is worthy of the shame of the spirit sword." ”

The master suddenly looked anxious: "No chance of winning, a fart!" I'm going to win, it's a matter of minutes! ”

So the proprietress didn't hesitate anymore: "Okay, then delay you for a minute to win me." ”

"Damn, good sister, don't squeeze me like this!"

"It's okay, you'll be able to solve me in a minute anyway."

So this white-clothed elder was simply anxious, but it only lasted for a moment, and the fifth elder was worthy of being the fifth elder, and he was also a decisive and reckless person.

"Okay, let's fight! As the saying goes, beating is kissing and scolding is love, Xiao Ling'er, our favorability has also stagnated for a long time during the bottleneck period, and we can probably get married after this fight! ”

Damn, God turns, Master! I can't believe you're such a person!? I'm totally underestimating your lower limit!

As for the proprietress herself, she turned a deaf ear to the elder's muttering, silently rolled up her sleeves, and then put on a posture.

Seeing that this battle was inevitable, Wang Lu was also considered to have completed his merits, and praised himself in his heart that you are so handsome, and then found a safe corner to sit down and watch the play in a low-key manner.

Master obediently accepted his fate, lifted the Cuizhu Sword, pointed at the opponent from afar, and prepared to fight. At this time, her aura was exhausted, and her mana was sealed, and it was indeed just a cultivation in the mortal world, but with a simple starting move, Wang Lu, who was watching from a distance, rushed to a compelling momentum.

Although he was sitting cross-legged at this time, Wang Lu felt that the muscles in his body were a little paralyzed and did not obey the call...... This is the domineering spirit of Brother Jindan? It's so awesome for your mother, Wang Lu has practiced the dragon descending magic skill for two days, with his rare martial arts genius in 10,000 years, he thinks that he should almost be regarded as a second-rate master in the mortal world, right? As a result, the aftermath of Master's starting gesture made me unable to stand up!

No wonder the proprietress said that the Jindan monk could kill mortal beings in an instant with the Jade Mansion Immortal Heart alone, this gap is indeed boundless! As soon as the king's anger shook, the mortal natives could only bow their heads and worship!

But it doesn't matter at all, because the one who is right with the master is also the homeinn proprietress who can kill mortal beings in seconds! How high the proprietress is in martial arts cultivation, Wang Lu doesn't quite understand, in short, it must be ten thousand times higher than the realm of any innate martial artist, even if the legendary Martial Saint Martial Emperor comes, it is estimated that she can't resist her pair of fists that can break the magic weapon! And in the face of Brother Jindan's emerald bamboo sword, the proprietress was not moved at all.

Boss, my master's urinal transformation strategy is all up to you!

The two sisters confronted each other, and I don't know how long it took, but finally they just woke up not long ago, and the master, who hadn't had time to eat lunch, couldn't hold his breath first, and the bamboo sword shook, and thousands of sword lights were like rain and fog, making people unable to see the castration clearly, but hiding the murderous intention.

Wang Lu's eyes lit up, what a clever swordsmanship! In the past two years, although his cultivation has not made much progress, his eyesight has been trained by the performance of a group of genius disciples in the sect. The Spirit Sword Sect is named after the sword, and swordsmanship can be described as the foundation of the sect, and no one will be proficient. But just by virtue of mortal cultivation, he can unfold this kind of sword momentum that hides needles in the cotton and is full of killing opportunities, which is rare in the Spirit Sword Sect.

Tsk, it seems that although she is stupid and indebted, she still has some real skills as a fifth elder......

In the face of Brother Jindan's preemptive strike, the proprietress reacted simply and directly, and even seemed rude.

Straight punch, face to face, no fancy or even no skill, the only characteristic is fast! Permit! Vicious!

Then, it's time to witness the miracle.

On one side is the top swordsmanship in the mortal world with an obviously magic-level emerald green bamboo sword, and on the other side is the delicate and soft white fist of the proprietress, Wang Lu's eyes widened, and he devoted all his concentration to trying to see every detail......

But in front of me, the results are out. The emerald green sword light shattered into stars and disappeared in a flash. And a certain white-clothed elder was so angry that he flew out like a meteor, and crashed into the mountain rocks with a bang, silently!

And the proprietress snorted coldly, shook her wrist, and skimmed over the rubble, almost disdainful.

What a fucking domineering leak! Wang Lu is simply stupid! The dignified Jindan monk, who showed that he had a bit of real talent and learning, was actually punched into a meteor by this proprietress like a sandbag! Boss, I really misjudged you, I always thought you were a hidden character in Lingxi Town, but it turns out that the hidden character is an insult to you, you are a GM, a creator god, my dear!

After a long time, the beloved master got up from the rocks, but he was not as embarrassed as expected, although he was inevitably covered with some dust, his face was not red or breathless, and he did not seem to be seriously injured, but he sighed helplessly.

"Damn, you really can't withstand your ordinary attacks without immortal mana, Xiao Ling'er, you are indeed a person who defends the sky."

The proprietress still kept a straight face and didn't say a word.

Master's eyes wandered, and he happened to see the emerald bamboo sword shattered into slag on the ground, and shook his head sentimentally: "It's a pity that I have a sword...... and then casually broke off a green bamboo from the bamboo forest next to the gravel, held it and shook it gently, a burst of green light lit up, and after a while, an identical emerald green bamboo sword was formed.

Wang Lu groaned in her heart, thinking that the Cuizhu Sword that she never left her hand on weekdays should at least be a magic weapon level, but the result was ...... The result is really an overestimation of this poor force! The bamboo sword is just a toy! It's right to think about it, with this poor and forced virtue, there is really a magic weapon that she has already sold for wine and drink!

"But no matter what, I lost this time, little Ling'er, sister, I'll be at your disposal!"

As he spoke, the five elders put on a gesture of generosity and righteousness, how hypocritical and hypocritical they were.

The proprietress couldn't hold back her expression and sighed: "You are really ...... People don't know what to say, why bother to make such a play? ”

When the fifth elder was asked by her, he was also a little puzzled: "Yes, why am I so troubled, I know that you can't beat you, you still have to fight...... Oh yes, it's for favorability? Little bell, do you feel in love with me now? ”

Xiao Ling'er said coldly: "I feel that the punch just now seems to be light. In addition, according to the gambling contract, the person who can dispose of you at will is not me, but your precious apprentice. ”

Speaking of his apprentice, the fifth elder finally came back to his senses, this matter clearly showed that he was making trouble from beginning to end! Really, he really deserves to be his apprentice, no wonder the old miscellaneous man in charge said that you two do have a master-apprentice relationship, such a criminal is really retribution!

I just hated that I drank too high a few days ago, and my brain was dizzy for a long time, and I ended up falling for that kid's evil! Otherwise, it would be impossible to use my aunt's thinking to get into his radical method!? What can I do now, really use him as a meat urinal? I'll it, don't you!? He is only fourteen years old, and his growth and development are not complete, so he must have no capital and no skills, which is not cool or enjoyable at all...... Well, I've never told anyone before, but imagination is enough to predict the future!

"Master, you don't have to be afraid, I don't have much interest in you."

Wang Lu spoke, and the master was immediately relieved: "That's good, that's good, you don't have to be in a hurry for this kind of thing, take your time." ”

"Well, I also think that there are some things that don't need to be in a hurry, but some things are not in a hurry, Master, I won't mention other requirements, only one point, please be more serious and teach me some real skills."

Speaking of this, Master couldn't help but respond seriously: "You...... I really don't know my hard work, do you really think that I recruit a disciple to play as a pet? Don't say anything else, the stupid guy in charge can make a promise with me, as long as I can teach you to become a talent, there are a lot of money and beauties......"

Before he finished speaking, the proprietress interrupted coldly: "Where did that old bachelor come from?" ”

Master immediately fell into deep thought.

Wang Lu had no choice but to change the topic back: "Continue with the original topic of education, Master, please tell me carefully how you have worked hard for me." ”

The master raised his head: "You first help me think about that old stupid beauty?" ”

“…… I think it's better to let you be a meat urinal. ”

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