"He can also pay for the leg hair?" Tang Yulan smiled silently and said, "You two guys with bad tastes, you'd better explain it to me." Also, don't delay me too long! ”

Shi Xiaoqian's brain was running rapidly, and in an instant, more than a dozen excuses flashed in his mind, most of these excuses were thought of in advance, just to deal with an emergency like today, and a few of them were thought of immediately by a flash of inspiration in his head. He feels that in times of crisis, it can indeed bring out people's potential.

However, Shi Xiaoqian didn't expect that the guy who didn't believe in fortune telling, didn't believe in feng shui, and refused to call him a fool would betray himself without hesitation.

"Paparazzi, his name is Shi Xiaoqian, he is responsible for this operation, and I assisted him to interview and investigate!"

Shi Xiaoqian has the heart to cry, isn't it just leg hair, it's a big deal to pluck mine for you! It's really a fool in history, and he also interviewed and investigated, and he cowered in the car at night, who didn't know that it was a candid shot.

"Oh, and what's your name? What to interview? What did you get interviewed? Tang Yulan took a puff of his cigarette and asked slowly.

The co-pilot man rubbed his scalded thigh with his left hand, and said eloquently: "My name is Qian Dafang, my dad has a good way to run the family, and he is reluctant to spend money." My mother didn't understand, she said he was stingy all day long, and my dad was angry, so he gave me this name, generous, generous, and if you have money, you have to be generous! ”

Shi Xiaoqian scolded: "Dafang, you big-headed ghost, you haven't even bought me a spicy strip." It's hard to make lo noodles once, but I still use instant noodle seasoning, you are generous! ”

02 "Don't you want money? Qian Dafang exclaimed: "A porridge and a meal, it is not easy to think about where to come; Half a thread and half a thread, the constant thought of material resources is difficult! ”

Shi Xiaoqian scolded: "When you eat my two and a half braised eggs in the morning, why don't you say that it is not easy to come by!" ”

Originally, Tang Yulan wanted to teach these two guys who didn't have long eyes a good lesson, but when he heard the above sentence in "Zhu Zi's Family Motto", Tang Yulan suddenly smiled, flicked the cigarette ash and said, "Go on." ”

Qian Dafang smiled, leaned forward, and said: "You are the head of Tang, now your name is widely spread in the circle, we have wanted to interview you for a long time, but you Shenlong can't see the end, who knows when you will go home!" So we're just here to keep watch......"

Shi Xiaoqian breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but he didn't expect his partner to suddenly become smarter.

However, Shi Xiaoqian was happy for a second, and his body trembled again.

Qian Dafang continued: "We have been guarding for several hours, and the emperor has lived up to his wishes. We didn't find you, but you delivered it yourself! ”

Shi Xiaoqian roared in his heart: "It was the two of us who sent it to the door, you super idiot!" ”

Tang Yulan smiled: "So, you are very proud now, how can I see that your camera is still on, and there is still a lot of professional equipment in the car?" Is this an infrared camera? It is said that with this thing to take a candid photo, no matter how much the female star wears it, she can see the body inside, right? ”

Qian Dafang was stunned and said, "You know it too!" In fact, this is also easy to prevent, as long as you don't wear nylon fiber clothes, you can wear pure cotton! ”

Tang Yulan smiled, his voice was cold like a cold current blowing from the sky above the North Pole: "Then do I want to thank you for the reminder!" ”

Qian Dafang touched the back of his head and said, "No, how embarrassing is this." Hands-on, hands-on! ”

"Excuse me?" Tang Yulan said sharply: "Get out of the car!" ”

The two didn't expect Tang Yulan to turn his face when he said it, and he was so frightened that he crawled out of the car.

Shi Xiaoqian's face turned pale, and he complained: "Idiot, I was killed by you tonight, and I am going to die!" ”

Qian Dafang scratched his head and said: "Blame me for everything, don't you say that you are a famous voyeur, Schumacher in the paparazzi?" ”

Shi Xiaoqian gritted his teeth and said, "What time is it, it's too late to say this!" ”

"Hey, you two don't mumble." Tang Yulan said lightly: "Even if the two of you hide in the shell of Wang Ba, it is normal for you to be discovered by Lao Tzu!" Lao Tzu has limited time, so I'm too lazy to talk to you! Think for yourself, what kind of punishment should be received for doing something wrong today, and if I am not satisfied, let the Flying Birds Law Enforcement Brigade strip you both naked and drag them out for a walk on the street. Make sure you'll make the headlines the next day! ”

"Captain Tang!" Shi Xiaoqian gritted his teeth and said: "I know that tonight is a lot of sin, and I can't take the blame, in order to make up for my mistake this time, I can only show my housekeeping skills!" ”

"Oh?" Tang Yulan asked, "What housekeeping skills?" ”

Shi Xiaoqian took a deep breath, raised his head slightly, and said: "Notice that my name is not, my name is Shi Xiaoqian, in fact, I am a descendant of the so-called 'Drum Flea Shi Qian', and my skills are ......."

The voice stopped abruptly, Shi Xiaoqian's face was very ugly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "Captain Tang, this is the first time I have missed, and I have planted it on you." ”

0202 Qian Dafang looked down, Shi Xiaoqian's hand reached into Tang Yulan's trouser pocket at some point, and the cigarette was just half taken out, but he was caught by the other party, and he couldn't pull it out no matter how he smoked.

"It's kind of interesting." Tang Yulan's nostrils slowly spewed out two lines of smoke, which were like two air arrows, sprayed on the ground before they dispersed, he drooped his face and said, "I set the rules in the Flying Bird Regiment, pickpockets chop their hands." But you can touch the cigarette in my trouser pocket, and you're a pickpocket. I'll let you go today, if you dare to engage in voyeurism in the future, Lao Tzu will blow the camera into your chrysanthemum! With that, he threw the cigarette butt on the ground and extinguished it, then turned to leave.

Shi Xiaoqian's back was numb, he swallowed and spit, and suddenly shouted, "Head Tang, wait!" ”

Tang Yulan turned his head sideways and asked with a gloomy gaze: "What, don't you want to leave yet?!" ”

Shi Xiaoqian took a deep breath, as if he had mustered up enough courage, strode over, and said loudly, "I...... I want to join the Birds. ”

Tang Yulan raised her eyebrows and said, "What's wrong today?" They all want to join the Birds. Tell me why. ”

Shi Xiaoqian's excited body trembled, the dream gate was in front of him, and it seemed that he could push it open as soon as he stretched out his hand, and his breathing became a little short.

"I know!" Qian Dafang said: "If we fail to shoot secretly this time, the boss will fire us for squid." The Flying Bird Group has a great reputation and is better treated than state-owned enterprises, and everyone wants to join. ”

When Shi Xiaoqian heard him speak, he knew that things were not good, and scolded: "Qian Dafang, your grandmother deliberately came to do bad things, you can die if you don't speak!" ”

Tang Yulan patted Qian Dafang's shoulder and said with a smile: "Young man, you speak very honestly." However, not just cats and dogs can come in, especially you who eat and drink. ”

After Tang Yulan finished speaking, he opened the door of the Lincoln Navigator parked on the side of the road.

"Head Tang, what I said is true, I am really a descendant of Shi Qian, when his surname is Shi, my surname is Shi. My talents can only be used by the Birds, and as long as you open your mouth, there's nothing I can't reach! When Shi Xiaoqian said the back, he was obviously a little lacking in confidence.

Tang Yulan hesitated, shook his head and smiled, thinking that he would believe this kind of nonsense, and stepped on the accelerator, and the Lincoln navigator rushed out, leaving the two of them with a car exhaust.

Qian Dafang drooped his head, looked at Shi Xiaoqian secretly, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I seem to have said the wrong thing, but are you really that powerful?" I lost my wallet the day before yesterday, did you do it! ”

"Idiot," Shi Xiaoqian kicked Qian Dafang's ass hard, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu really wants to kill you, when will your head be opened, and you don't think about it carefully, can I steal your things?!" ”

"That's right." Qian Dafang scratched his head and said, "Your skill is half a catty, and you still want to steal the cigarettes of Regiment Leader Tang just now, and you can't do it yourself." ”

Shi Xiaoqian smiled mysteriously and said, "Do you think I missed?" Haha, then you are wrong, stealing cigarettes is not my real purpose, I just recommended myself and put the business card in the pocket of Head Tang! ”

Qian Dafang's eyes widened and asked, "Really?" ”

Shi Xiaoqian raised his neck proudly and said, "Of course it's true?" ”

Qian Dafang gave a thumbs up and praised: "I didn't find it, Shi Xiaoqian, when did you become so powerful, you have to teach me more when you partner with you in the future." ”

"Haha, that's a little funny!" Shi Xiaoqian's face was slightly reddened when he was praised, and his heart was sweet, as if he had eaten honey.

Qian Dafang clasped his hands, stamped his feet coldly, and asked, "You have this ability, why are you willing to be a paparazzi?" ”

"Stupid! It's illegal to steal! Shi Xiaoqian was proud in his heart, and he said more: "Besides, what can I do as a thief in my life, I am just a paparazzi to listen to a lot of unknown news, and then find an opportunity to do something earth-shattering, such as stealing a world-famous painting like "Mona Lisa's Smile". After Commander Tang appeared, I admired his ability, but today's ......" He shook his head and sighed, and said: "When he found us, when he opened the car door, I was actually very surprised, but before he left, I didn't even put the business card in his pocket, and he didn't even find it, which can't help but disappoint me." ”

Qian Dafang hissed and gasped in his mouth, and said, "But...... But I feel like he's pretty good at finding you. Besides, business cards are so light...... It's normal that you can't find it. I think...... It's so cold outside, shouldn't we go to the car? ”

The two of them trembled and got into the car, Qian Dafang took a sip of warm water, and then asked: "Your business card is in his pocket, if Captain Tang invites you to join, will you still go?" ”

Shi Xiaoqian smiled proudly: "Haha, at that time, we will take the initiative." You can talk to Head Tang about the treatment, but the treatment is not good, let's not go yet! My ability, Captain Tang has also seen it. The Flying Bird Regiment is powerful, has a lot of money, and will definitely give us a lot of salary, and when the time comes, I will give you a whole Harley, like the one ridden by the Flying Bird Regiment's car god Crow! ”

"Great......" Qian Dafang was grateful.

Shi Xiaoqian talked eloquently, and daydreamed for a long time before he remembered that the protagonists of the candid shooting had already left, and there was no need for the two to spend it in the car.

"Let's go, stay in a hotel at night, open a big room!" Shi Xiaoqian said boldly: "I'll see what time it is." "I don't look at the car display, I don't take out my phone, but I habitually roll up my sleeves.

In this era, people with watches love to pat their legs, old grins with gold teeth, and no pockets with Yali mobile phones.

As soon as Shi Xiaoqian rolled up his sleeves, the whole person was suddenly stupid, and the snot tube that had been collected in his nasal cavity for a long time hung down, looking at his bare wrists, and exclaimed: "I...... Where is my watch? ”