Chapter 667: A layer of leg hair has been lost
Tang Yulan didn't know what was going on, Shen Shuting called him this time much more gently than before, and spoke softly, which was particularly moving.
At this time, it was already after 11 o'clock in the evening, and most of the people who did not sleep at this point, except for those who worked overtime, were already asleep.
The big star is invited at this time, how many lifetimes can it be cultivated?
Tang Yulan smiled and said sarcastically: "Miss Shen took the initiative to call me at night, shouldn't she want to plot against me?" There will be no extraordinary. If you want a special service, let us know in advance, and if I want to take a physiology course, maybe I'll say yes. ”
"I've never seen you so unscrupulous." No matter how good Shen Shuting was, she was a little emotional when she heard this, and said angrily: "Are you coming or not?" I just finished work, so I took the time to call you during my break to save face! ”
If Shen Shuting's fans knew that Tang Yulan dared to play tricks like this in front of their idols, he would have the intention of beating him into a pig's head.
Tang Yulan was not stupid, Shen Shuting's beautiful face appeared in his mind, and he pointed his fingers and said, "Uh...... I had a feast tonight, and tomorrow there is a bunch of things to be attended. I have to educate those gangsters with low moral character, and I have to beware of any emergencies in the city, and I have friends who will be waiting for me to meet them in Lingjiang City immediately......"
Shen Shuting's tone was extremely lost, and after a while, she secretly said in her heart: "Alas...... You're the only one who rejected me...... Except for you, I haven't dated another man, and I don't want to date anyone in the future, Tang Yulan, you are such a big idiot! ”
Unexpectedly, Tang Yulan stretched his tone and continued: "...... None of this matters, as long as the singer asks me for a date, I will arrive as scheduled. Where do you want to go on a date, it's not too early, how about opening a room at night and sleeping together? ”
Shen Shuting's head was messy, she only heard the words in front clearly, and didn't notice the shameless words in the back, she was happy in her heart, and asked, "Okay, then we're still in the Apuro No. 3 Cafe, how about it?" ”
Tang Yulan thought that she had promised the two of them to sleep together, but suddenly she felt that the world was spinning, and the whole person bounced up from the sofa: "Okay, no problem!" ”
Shen Shuting said softly "um" and said, "Then I'll wait for you." ”
After hanging up the phone, Tang Yulan came to the bathroom, didn't even use shaving foam, and shaved off the cyan stubble in three or two strokes.
"Brother Tang, it's so late, what are you packing up?" Xia Qinglian fell asleep and walked out of the bedroom.
"Uh......" Tang Yulan didn't expect that he was moving too much, so he woke Xia Qinglian up, and said without thinking: "It's not Sun Changxiao, this kid, they're going back to Lingjiang at night, let me drive to pick it up." You rest early, I won't come back in the evening, the three of us haven't seen each other for days, and they just happened to get together for a meal. ”
"Oh." Xia Qinglian scratched her long loose hair, wrinkled her little nose, and said, "If you eat so much at night, you know that you are not full." Wear more clothes at night, don't catch a cold, is it easy to take a taxi here? ”
Seeing that she cared about herself so gently, Tang Yulan couldn't help but feel a little guilty about the lie just now, took out the car key, shook it in front of her eyes, and said, "Okay, don't worry, I have an exclusive mount!" ”
Xia Qinglian said again, "Then don't drink." ”
Tang Yulan said softly: "Dear little Qinglian, don't worry." I listen to your words, don't drink, at most drink coffee to refresh! ”
Xia Qinglian's face was slightly red, and she lowered her head and said, "Hmm." She hesitated, and when Tang Yulan went out, she asked, "Tomorrow...... Let's go home. ”
"Of course!" Tang Yulan smiled: "Tomorrow night, wait for me!" "Close the door.
Xia Qinglian looked at the empty room and rubbed her cheeks vigorously, she was afraid that this was a dream she had, and when she woke up, she found that Tang Yulan had not come back at all.
……
The moon is bright in the sky, and the moonlight is bright.
The night was extremely quiet, the wind swept through the walls and the treetops, and the sound of Suo Suo sounded clear.
In the shadow behind the rockery is a very ordinary private car.
The license plate of this car is ordinary, the color is also very common black, and there is nothing unusual about the shape, even if you go out on the street, the homeless man will not take a second look at this car.
But at this time, this car is definitely a different one for all the vehicles in the Drunken Bay Apartments.
Because there were people in the car.
The car is turned off and the lights are off.
At eleven o'clock at night, in this cold late autumn, two adult men sat in the car.
In the dark carriage, a voice was heard.
Tap ...... Tap, you idiot......"
"I know."
"Fool, you wet me...... Can you be careful......"
"Got it, do you think I did it on purpose? The space in the car itself is so small that you can't move, and besides, can you keep your hands from moving. ”
"I'm looking for something, besides, you see I'm so good at my hands, so skillful, is it messing around? Here you go, stick it in there......"
"It's so dark, how can you plug it in, do you want to press the light!"
"Idiot, do you want people to find out about us? How could someone as smart as me be a partner with you! ”
"Don't call me a fool!"
"Idiot, don't be so loud! If we are found out like this, it will be over......"
"Don't call me a fool, I can't plug in what you call!"
"Idiot...... Can't you even fit something so big, what else can you do? ”
"Call me a fool again, I'll stop doing it!"
"Well, the money is generous. I sue you, after I am also a celebrity, the means are unusual! So you have to listen to me for everything, you know? ”
"Phew, Shi Xiaoqian, what kind of celebrity are you, you are so timid, and I don't see what you can do!"
"Do masters understand in the people? Hide it or not, do you know how Xiao Li's flying knife was sent out? Sue you, what others don't know is powerful! ”
"If you send it with your hands, do you still use your feet?"
"I'm convinced! Sue you, it's not that my brother is cowardly, what we did this time is not an ordinary paparazzi, because this time it is the most dangerous person in Lingjiang City, there is no one! The man in the driver's seat lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Give me the memory card, and I'll plug it in." You put the glass on the console in front of you, don't get my clothes wet again. ”
In the middle of the night, the two were afraid of driving the car air conditioner to attract attention, so they could only drink some hot water to keep warm.
The co-pilot man pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Cut, there are so many things!" Shi Xiaoqian, I really told you. I'll tell you generously, since I saw the old blind fortune teller in the town peeking through the crack in the wall into the women's bathroom, I didn't believe in fortune tellers at that time! There was a feng shui gentleman in my hometown who caught fire in his house and was burned to death, and I didn't believe in feng shui at that time! And that Hollywood movie, when I saw Superman wearing red pants outside, I didn't believe in science fiction! You are chattering all day long, with false rumors, don't you just see that I have just entered the industry and fool newcomers? How can anyone be so powerful, even a super soldier has two arms and two legs. ”
Shi Xiaoqian easily replaced the memory card, turned on the camera, and said unhappily: "Am I fooling you?" Idiot, don't forget who took you to a five-star hotel for a big meal some time ago, I'm going to fool you and be so nice to you? ”
"Whew! Shi Xiaoqian, what are you taking me for after the dinner? The co-pilot man shouted at the top of his voice: "Secretly rummaging through the garbage, I want to see if the male star's home can turn out female products!" I also said, even if it is turned out, there is nothing unusual, two days ago I was dizzy at work, and I went to the supermarket to buy paper towels, and accidentally took sanitary napkins. If I'm a male star and sanitary napkins are coming out of my room, can you say that I did something bad? ”
"Poof...... Haha, you big idiot, you're going to laugh at me. Shi Xiaoqian was also amused, and couldn't help but say: "This thing can only be used as evidence after it is used." Is there blood?! ”
Qian Dafang rubbed his nose and said in a daze: "Yes, nosebleed!" ”
Shi Xiaoqian asked curiously, "What's the matter?" Watching the film? Or did you meet a beautiful woman? ”
Qian Dafang shook his head and said, "Neither, because I sneezed." ”
Shi Xiaoqian was puzzled: "Can you speze out nosebleeds when you sneeze?" ”
Qian Dafang glanced at him with disdain, and said sarcastically: "Stupid, it's good to have a little common sense!" I sneezed, but it was snot and tears. ”
Shi Xiaoqian took a breath of heat into his hand and said, "It's okay!" ”
Qian Dafang frowned and said, "Why is it okay, you listen to me and say that it is not good." I was about to make Sichuan food, and I just cut the chili pepper with my hand and wiped my eyes with my hand. Spicy eyes couldn't see anything, and then there was water in the kitchen, and I wanted to run out to get something to wipe my eyes, but my foot slipped and I fell, and there was nothing else to use at that time! He described the scene with his hands and feet, and he was very forgetful.
"Haha...... You're funny! I see that you are succumbed to being a paparazzi! Just this matter, if you let your girlfriend bump into it, you can't explain it! Ha ha...... Don't shoot me, it's all said, don't shoot me...... Scare! Shi Xiaoqian turned his head, only to find that the car door was opened without knowing when, and there was a tall and straight figure standing outside.
Tang Yulan held a cigarette in his mouth and asked in a gloomy tone: "Can you tell me, you don't sleep at night, what are you secretly shooting with a camera?" With his voice, the red sparks of cigarette smoke flickered and flickered.
"Tang, Tang, Tang, Tang, Tang, Tang, Tang ......" Shi Xiaoqian's whole person was like a fool, his body fell back in fear, his hand swept from the console, and the watch touched the steaming cup, making a "ding" sound, and the cup fell in response.
"Whew!" Qian Dafang, who was sitting in the co-pilot, shouted: "Oops...... Ouch yo ...... A layer of leg hair has definitely fallen off...... You pay me...... Whew......"