"You don't want profits?"

Good guys! The fat man was a little moved, and suddenly found that this little broken child was still quite cute, not as hateful as he imagined.

"Of course you misheard." Gu Jihai rewarded a big fat man's health ball: "Don't want profits? You think I'm Lei Feng, and I don't leave a name for doing good deeds. I just don't want the spread profit. ”

"What profit do you want?"

"It's very simple, I don't care how much you buy those trees at a unit price, or how much they are worth or fluctuate in price, I just care about the number of them." Gu Jihai folded his fingers and counted them: "How many you finally bought, multiplied by each of the rewards we agreed upon, it is equal to all my earnings." What do you think? ”

Well, I take back this idea from my previous one. This stinky boy is still so hateful, it's just hateful.

"Hmph, I want to make money again, and I want to have a good reputation, it's just like being a ** and wanting to set up a memorial arch. Bastard boy," the fat man pouted and said, "You hang like this, do your family know about it?" ”

"My whole family knows it." Gu Jihai immediately returned the color: "What's the matter?" You have an opinion. ”

"I guess" Gu Jihai's eyes rolled, revealing a hint of cunning: "Sister Xin must be working in the government, right?" ”

"Stinky boy, I told you all about it last time, and I want you to guess. Forgot, right? The fat man who was stabbed by Gu Jihai felt hateful no matter how he looked at Gu Jihai, and he couldn't help but sneer at Gu Jihai at every opportunity: "I have handed you over at a young age, don't be so insidious, you will be punished." Now it's aging before it gets old, and this memory is so poor that it's become a single-celled organism. ”

"Fat man, are you mentally retarded? Go back and eat some and urine to make up for it. Gu Jihai slanted the uninvited fat man, and said disdainfully: "What I said is not generally referring to working in the civil service system, but referring to Sister Xin's position on the side of the government departments in charge of the economy and various livelihood affairs in the region represented by the district head, and the opposite of the government is the party committee team in charge of party affairs and the construction of various functional departments of the government represented by the secretary of the municipal party committee." ”

"Huh!" The fat man was impressed by Gu Jihai at once: "You can actually sort this out, you little kid knows a lot." I really didn't see it. ”

"Humph! The fat man laughed at me for being crazy, and I laughed at the fat man who couldn't see through it. ”

Gu Jihai successfully aroused everyone's attention and curiosity at once, He Xin still cherished words like gold as she used to, and didn't say much, but Lao He smiled and asked Gu Jihai with interest: "Why do you think about this?" ”

"It's actually quite simple. I have preliminarily determined that the main purpose of Uncle He, you and Li Fatzi to come to this small town to engage in a career, is to serve Sister Xin, to put it bluntly, in fact, it is to escort and make dedication to Sister Xin's career. Right? ”

"Hmm. Almost. "There's nothing to keep secret. Miss Gongzi from a big family, which one does not enjoy this kind of treatment. It's very common.

"That's right, if it is." Gu Jihai clapped his palms and said with great certainty: "Uncle He, you run the hotel industry, and Li Fatzi is a factory, I heard that he is going to build a large-scale paper mill, right?" ”

"You two can do these careers, no matter how big they are, probably only when Sister Xin works in the government, will they be of great effect, right?"

"I believe that with your skill and cleverness, you will not do useless work."

Lao He, Li Fatzi, and even He Xin, all had a strong brilliance in their eyes. Only Aunt He just thought it was very reasonable, but she didn't show surprise and applause.

"Tsk"

Lao He looked at Gu Jihai in amazement, shook his head and sighed: "If you weren't really so old, I would have doubted whether you were already forty or fifty years old." ”

"Huh."

With a dry laugh, Gu Jihai's hairs immediately stood together, and a very strong feeling of uneasiness was like a man's back.

I won't be able to wear it. If I let others know that I was born again, maybe some perverted scientist blamed uncle who wanted to cut me into pieces and study them. At that time, the words under the crotch were also chopped into eighteen paragraphs. It is innocent.

But he thought again, no. I won't say this, I won't say anything about the universal contract, who knows the way? You don't allow me to break the law, and you don't allow me to be smart. I haven't seen anyone take those prodigies in history and cut them into hundreds and eighty pieces. Besides, when I rely on this superstitious science, even if I tell this bizarre and unbelievable thing, I guess no one will believe it, right? In that case, I'm afraid of yarn? Those who don't want money are weak-hearted!

I will be a prophet in the future, I know which family's daughters will grow up to be watery, and they can engage in the cultivation of goddesses. I also know that the kid of the same family is very good, he is an official and a businessman, he is a businessman, he is a drug dealer, he is a second wife, and he is legal or illegal. Any style is reserved. Anyway, my universal contract book is still idle, and I have time to engage a few potential younger brothers. Let the future shopping mall tycoon help me set up a stall, the first beauty in the future is a little slug, the Olympic champion went to run errands for me, the top student in the college entrance examination came to copy ** Mei for me, and then a world-class scientist will study a super toilet for me, no need to shave my butt to shit, and I don't need to flush with water, ha............ha

Gu Jihai, who figured it out, immediately farted, looked at the fat man who was also full of amazement, and smug stretched out his right hand to pat the fat man's fat face, and said like a meat ball, "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend!" ”

"That's right, fat man!" Gu Jihai, who was full of smug frivolity, suddenly changed his expression and became very serious: "These things, please keep them secret, especially don't leak them to your daughter." ”

"For what?" The fat man couldn't react at once.

"Because" Gu Jihai's face showed a kind of sadness that was as lonely as snow and lonely and sought defeat: "It's also a sin for a man to be too good!" ”

"What if your daughter hears about my deeds and admires me so much that she doesn't marry? I don't want a face that doesn't look like a country or a city. Gu Jihai said compassionately: "But the two of us have such a good relationship, isn't I slapping you in the face if I refuse too bluntly?" But I'm not interested in being like you? Besides, you have to be kind, everyone has sent it to the door, and it's not good to refuse too cruelly! In the end, I look like you, even if I can accept it psychologically, I can't accept it physically! ”

"Don't worry!" The fat on the fat man's face trembled with anger, he was about to be able to play the piano, he was trying to control himself not to do anything out of control, gritted his teeth and said: "I will definitely remember to teach my daughter to cherish life and stay away from scum." ”

"Ugh"