"Okay, don't listen to what the fat man said, you still don't know what he said about his broken mouth, and he is an ancestor when he hurts people." Lao He was more kind, he couldn't stand it anymore, and said fairly: "I'll say a fair word, Xiao Gu has a national face, water chestnut horns, very blessed, and very atmospheric, although there is no cream Xiaosheng like to provoke women's love, but the emphasis is on the crime of very successful people, and the look is serious, which is very convincing." Especially for men, seeing this face makes me feel a sense of belief. How do you describe it? It looks very solemn, not frivolous, and not creamy and immature, unstable. ”

"yes, yes, don't be sad." The fat man snickered on the side for fear that the world would not be chaotic, and said: "You look very marketable among men, and if you can't marry a wife in the future, you can marry a man and try." ”

"Fat man, don't worry, if I can't marry a wife, I will definitely carry your daughter home. Be the lady of the village. With a faint sadness, Gu Jihai said viciously to the fat man.

"As long as you can hold it back, I have no opinion." The fat man said with an indifferent face.

As soon as he heard this, Gu Jihai chuckled in his heart, his heart was half cold, and he asked cautiously: "Fat man, your daughter won't grow up like you, right?" ”

"What are you talking about!" The fat man said dissatisfiedly: "What? What am I doing like this? You don't like it? ”

"Fat man, give me back my radish!" Gu Jihai, who had a feeling of being deceived, said angrily.

"Haha

As soon as Gu Jihai's words came out, he laughed at everyone. Especially Lao He, patting the table and laughing.

"Xiao Gu, don't worry. I've seen the fat girl's daughter, she looks very smart, take it home and make sure you have to earn! Lao He, who laughed and hurt his stomach, wiped his tears and said to Gu Jihai.

"You and Li Fatzi are in the same group, I don't believe it, I'll ask Sister Xin first." Gu Jihai turned his head again and asked He Xin seriously: "Sister Xin, have you seen the daughter of a fat man, how does she look?" ”

"You men are like that, big or small." He Xin rolled his eyes, but did not answer Gu Jihai's question: "Coveting beauty, there is no good thing." ”

"Sister Xin, we men are not things!" Gu Jihai corrected.

"Yes." He Xin actually nodded in agreement for the first time: "You men are not things!" ”

"Ugh"

Gu Jihai turned his head, stared at Lao He and Li Fatzi, and stopped talking.

"Ha, fat man, last time I heard you say, you set up a new factory, and you need some osmanthus trees to make landscape trees in the factory, don't you?" Gu Jihai finally remembered what he was doing.

"Hmm. Do? The fat man also tacitly cooperated and changed the topic.

"How about you look at these? These are some osmanthus trees that I found after my visit, and ordinary people plant them to enjoy the coolness, which is very good. ”

"Look at it, if you can see it, I will help you contact you and ensure that you save the most money!" Gu Jihai handed over his newly bought mobile phone, patted his chest and said, "Have you forgotten?" I'm the snake of the land. Leave it to me. We guarantee that you are comfortable, and with our relationship, we will never pit you. ”

The last time I had dinner at Karen, when Li Fatzi chatted with Lao He, he mentioned this stubble, Gu Jihai was heartfelt when he heard it, and remembered that in the village, as well as in other villages, not to mention the houses close to the mountainside, they often have the habit of planting trees in front of the door to enjoy the coolness, and many of these trees are osmanthus trees that bloom and float for ten miles. After returning home, Gu Jihai went out to visit some people who had osmanthus trees, and tried them with a thousand yuan. This thought, a thousand yuan is a lot of money in the city, not to mention those bitter people in the countryside. On the same day, many people expressed their willingness to sell. And Gu Jihai listened to what the fat man said in Karen, but it was more than this price. Of course, the premise is that those osmanthus trees can reach the level of landscape trees.

"Hmph, give me a gift as soon as you come today, and you know that you bastard boy is not well-intentioned." The fat man snorted and snatched Gu Jihai's mobile phone, where Gu Jihai took some photos of the osmanthus tree.

"Damn, what kind of shit is this." Gu Jihai was unhappy: "If it weren't for the fact that I still have some intentions for your daughter, I would have inquired about the osmanthus tree for you?" You must know that it is not me who wants to buy it. ”

"Hehe, fat man." Lao He came in with a smile and said, "Fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields." You can simply leave this task to Xiao Gu, I think Xiao Gu is quite reliable. ”

"Hmph, this bastard kid is an outsider!"

"Fat man, you deceive people too much!" Gu Jihai was furious, stood up and pointed at the fat man and said, "Spit out my radish!" ”

Lao He was speechless, and couldn't help but roll his eyes very unseriously.

I have never seen a radish as a gift, and what is even more strange is that Gu Jihai only gave a radish, not only was he not embarrassed at all, but he always talked about it, as if he was giving a pearl jade. Not only have I never seen it, but I have never heard of it.

"I want it! Wait for the pull-down to give it to you. Lao He often didn't expect that the fat man also came up with such a powerful sentence, and he was so angry that he almost died on the table.

Looking at Gu Jihai and Li Fatzi, the two living treasures, the only two female compatriots on the seat, He Xin and Aunt He, the two of them glanced at each other, and they both saw weakness in each other's eyes.

Although the fat man said fiercely, he just talked about it, but his hands and eyes still looked at the photo seriously. Gu Jihai could get the landscape tree, of course he didn't mind handing over this job to Gu Jihai. Just like Lao He said, fertilizer and water do not flow into outsiders' fields.

"That's all?" After looking through it, Li Fatzi handed the mobile phone to Gu Jihai and asked him. At this time, the frivolity on his face had already subsided. It's his habit and his secret. A joke is a joke, and doing the right thing is helping exactly.

"I was in a hurry, so I visited these people's homes. There are so many of them on our side, you just need to report as many as you want. ”

"A hundred at the minimum!" The fat man raised a fat finger and said, "You visit more people's homes." The quality should be good. ”

"Just now some of these are qualified, some are not qualified. Overall, the quality is still good, very old, except for the poor appearance, basically qualified. ”

"You find more osmanthus trees to take photos, I have special technical talents in this area, they will conduct an artistic review of those photos, and if the modeling and appearance are qualified, you can take them to the field for inspection." If you are qualified, you will buy it back by the way. As for those crooked melons and cracked dates that are not up to standard, there is no need to delay time. ”

"How much does it cost?"

"How much do you say?" The fat man asked rhetorically.

"You bought the tree, of course you said. As long as it's not too tricky for them. ”

"It's you who turn the tree, of course you say." The two of them seemed to be on the bar: "The price you buy, plus your ideal profit per piece, isn't it the unit price." You can take 50 percent of the deposit from me first. ”

"Well, I don't want profit. How much you give each of them, that's the unit price. ”

"Shrimp?"

The fat man was really shocked!

Don't make a profit, I heard it wrong.