"Hey, Fat Man"

The BMW car was driving quickly on the cement pouring pounding national highway at a speed of sixty or seventy yards, and Gu Jihai, who was sitting on the co-pilot, looked at the poplar trees flying frantically behind along the road, and Gu Jihai suddenly called softly.

Now his mood was not in line with his expression, but it was actually exceptionally sunny.

Especially when he remembered Lu Changqing's stunned expression as if he had seen a ghost, he was unusually happy.

As the saying goes, if you have revenge and don't take revenge, you are not a gentleman, he never feels that he has been slapped in the face, and it is a virtue to stretch out his other face to beat others.

It's a man, if he is slapped in the face, he must be beaten back, and he must step on the other party's face mercilessly with the sole of his shoe, and trample on the other party fiercely.

If you don't sweep the enemy, how can you sweep the world, and if you don't take revenge, how can you protect the country!

He has always thought that people who do not know how to repay are not qualified to represent a nation, a collective, or even a family.

Of course, as for the degree of revenge, it depends on a person's realm. Those who read the avenue will benefit forever, and the clown will ask for trivialities.

"What's going on?" While driving the car, the fat man glanced at Gu Jihai with a smile.

"Me"

Gu Jihai groaned for a while before he said, "I want to ask you a question." ”

"Cut!"

The fat man pouted: "I thought I was grateful to Dade and thanked me for coming." Then he wept bitterly and was so excited that he was in a mess. ”

"You're thinking too much!"

"A bastard kid is a bastard, and he's not on the road at all. I am a fat man who goes up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire for you, sticking a knife in both ribs, but you don't have a word of heart-warming. deserved to be kicked out of the car. ”

"Keep the nonsense to yourself, don't play tricks, I'm worried about business!"

"Uh, what's the matter? You say, leave me alone. ”

The fat man said with a faint grudge: "Anyway, I'm used to it, my fat man stabbed you in the ribs, but you bastard boy stabbed me twice." ”

Gu Jihai didn't bother to hypocritically pretend for the fat man, looked at the fat man solemnly, and said seriously: "You say, is there really a cultivator in this world who pursues the path of immortals?" It's the kind that can be overwhelming. ”

“”

The fat man was silent for a while, and said, "Why do you suddenly ask this?" ”

"I've seen it!" Gu Jihai said solemnly.

"Why do you ask me if you've seen it?" The fat man said lightly: "Isn't this taking off your pants and farting - it's too much." ”

"I've met two or three, and I don't know anything about their worldly realm. How much do you know about them? Tell me about it. ”

"Actually, I don't know much about it, it's all hearsay."

"However, because of the social circle I am in, and my background, hearsay should also have some truth. Since you want to know the Dao, I'll tell you about it. ”

"It's just that after all, the knowledge of their world is too shallow, and the knowledge of the Dao should not be considered a secret, if you want to know the Dao in more detail, you can ask your Sister Xin if the He family has its own cultivator!"

"I heard that there are now eight young kings in the domestic cultivation world: the Southern Demon, the Northern Emperor, the Eastern Tiger, the Western Wolf, the One Idiot, and the Three Sages, each of whom is a genius in the sky, and can open mountains and rivers between his sleeves. It can be said that it is the first golden era since the end of the Qing Dynasty after the withering of talents in the cultivation world, and it can be imagined that the domestic cultivation world is extremely prosperous after a few decades! ”

"It's a pity that although the national art flow is known as the thirteen roads of the hundred schools of thought, and there are countless mountains of all sizes, the number of qi has withered after all. Among the eight young kings, only the Southern Demon and the Northern Emperor are in the national art stream, and it seems that the reason why the Southern Demon can be among the eight young kings is mostly because of the cruelty of his methods, and the countless killings have been raised, and the strength is not a star and a half difference from the other seven young kings, that is to say, there is only one young king of the Northern Emperor in the huge national art stream, which makes people sad and crying! ”

"The remaining six Young Kings - the Eastern Tiger, the Western Wolf, the One Idiot, and the Three Sages are either from the invading institutions sent by pure foreign forces, or they are from the Two Devils Sect that has assimilated foreign schools. It is not known whether their celestial pride is good or bad for the survival of our country's national arts. ”

"Alas, I'm afraid that the Southern Demon and the Northern Emperor will be unable to support it alone."

Speaking of this, the fat man also sighed sentimentally, and his expression was a little depressed.

"But don't worry."

After Li Fatzi finished speaking, he suddenly comforted Gu Jihai in turn, and said: "No matter what happens to the cultivation world, it has nothing to do with us, we are people from different worlds than them. ”

"There is a convention in the cultivation world, under normal circumstances, monks are not allowed to use force against mortals, and they are not even allowed to show their magical powers in front of mortals. So we just treat them as if they don't exist. The fat man's tone was as casual as possible, if the look on his face could be less serious

Coming out of Wansheng Apartment in an Audi, Gu Jihai breathed in the good smell of the car, and he was in a good mood.

This car belongs to He Xin, remembering that when he just called He Xin to borrow a car, Li Fatman's stinky face was as black as Bao Zheng, he was like gnawing on a popsicle under the hot sun in June, his whole body was cool, and his heart was full of joy.

"Hey, Sister Xin, Uncle Li fooled me into the city and went to Kuangdong alone, no matter me, can you accompany me in the afternoon?"

"What? Do you have a district standing committee meeting in the afternoon? ”

"How long is it on? More than three hours! I didn't feel like an afternoon. ”

"I'll you, are you going to study the dissolution of the United Nations, it's going to take so long. It's really a meeting when you go to work, and a meeting when you leave work. ”

"Okay, I'll play alone, I won't bother you at night, I'm going back."

"By the way, Uncle Li's car is going to drive in Kuangdong, Sister Xin will lend me your car for a ride. Otherwise, I wouldn't have anywhere to go. ”

"Hehe, you don't know how to drive me. Don't worry, since I drove Uncle Li's BMW car into the wall, my skills have been good. ”

"What, a few days ago, Uncle Li sent the car to the provincial capital for warranty? Oh no wonder I look at this car a little prettier today, I see! Uh, I guess I hit it. Alas, I knew that he would go to the warranty, so I bumped into it a few more times, but it wasn't fun enough. ”

When Gu Jihai sat in the co-pilot and talked to He Xin, the fat man's face was black and purple, just like the color of the pig's liver, and he was still a sick pig.

Thinking of this, Gu Jihai was so happy that his tears were about to fall, one palm was on the side, and the other hand was desperately patting his thigh, so happy.

Just now, passing by the traffic light, I stopped at the red light.

"Knock knock!"

Sensing that someone was knocking on the car window, Gu Jihai turned his head and saw that it was two traffic policemen.

Unlucky!

"Hello, please show your driver's license!"

Lowering the window, Gu Jihai heard this.

Rub, for what is it that every traffic police officer uses such an opening statement, you are not bored, I am still annoyed.

"Hehe, big brother traffic police, do you look like I have a driver's license?"

Now Gu Jihai's most distressing thing is his driver's license, he is not old enough, you can drive the car as an airplane, and you can't get it.

"It's you!"

Both traffic policemen exclaimed.

"It's me."

Gu Jihai smiled bitterly and nodded, he also recognized these two goods, they were two police officers under the female tyrannosaurus.

"Well, since you don't have a driver's license, you get out of the car. Wait for someone to tow the truck. "Not long ago, I caught this little kid without a driver's license, and only a few days later, this thing was driving on the road again. The two traffic policemen who were speechless, one of them subconsciously followed the steps at that time and got on business.

"Don't don't, little brother, don't get out of the car, it doesn't matter. Isn't it just that you don't have a driver's license, you just need to be able to drive. At this time, another traffic policeman suddenly stepped forward, squeezed the traffic policeman to the back, lowered his eyebrows and smiled very kindly: "Little brother, you are busy, we still have to leave in advance." ”

"But"

Another traffic policeman hesitated.

"But what! You're a pig! ”

The traffic policeman who let Gu Jihai go slammed on his companion's head, dragged the other party away: "This kid is the captain's special sandbag, can you bully him?" Tell the captain that I have to kill you. ”

"Oh, yes." Another traffic policeman suddenly realized, slapped his head and said happily: "How did I forget this stubble, fortunately you reminded me early, otherwise I would have to be crippled by the captain tomorrow." ”

Gu Jihai looked gratefully at the traffic policeman who relieved him.

Good guys!

was grateful, and when he saw the traffic policeman who had walked seven or eight steps away, he suddenly jumped up happily like the green battalion soldiers caught the revolutionary party, pulled out the walkie-talkie, his face flushed, and said excitedly to the walkie-talkie: "Captain, last time that kid drove out again, this time he drove an Audi!" ”

As soon as the voice fell, I saw a vigorous figure in the two-story, brick-built traffic police booth on the edge of the intersection!

Gu Jihai's eyes were round, and he looked at the 'good guy' traffic police in a daze, completely dumbfounded!

I'll it! Is this okay?