"Brother Niu is here, Brother Niu is here again!" When Gu Jihai followed Chu Junxin and appeared in the Xiaoxiang District Public Security Bureau, the public security bureau was listless, and the sleepy police officers instantly boiled and reached **.

"Brother Niu, are you here again?"

"Welcome, welcome!"

"Brother Niu, what did you do again this time?"

"Brother Niu, didn't you help the old lady cross the road?"

"Brother Niu Break, are you flirting and teasing an ignorant girl this time?"

"Lively welcome Brother Niu to come to the Xiaoxiang City Public Security Bureau again to play soy sauce, Xiao Du. I'm still stunned what to do there, get out of the way. It's in the way of Brother Niu and the eldest sister! ”

"Damn, what kind of eyes are you!"

Blocking the road, Xiao Du immediately retorted: "Didn't you see me carrying water and preparing to pick up the wind and wash the dust for Brother Niu." Brother Niu, come, the water is good for you. Pure mineral water, from Yin Yang Mountain, pure natural, pollution-free! ”

"Hello hello hello, hello everyone. I'm back again. Meet again and take care of it. ”

I didn't expect to be so popular in the Public Security Bureau, and the scene was like a bigwig-level leader coming to inspect, Gu Jihai was a little flattered, with a smiling face, and kept greeting the police officers who greeted him.

Surrounded by a group of enthusiastic police officers, Chu Junxin took the lead to open the way, and Gu Jihai followed closely towards the interrogation room with the demeanor of an inspecting leader.

There are very clever police officers who have already taken the initiative to help open the door of the interrogation room in advance.

Chu Junxin and Gu Jihai entered one after the other.

After the two entered the interrogation room, Gu Jihai consciously sat in the position where the suspect was interrogated.

It's all old seats.

Chu Junxin sat in front of Gu Jihai with a big horse and a knife, across a table from Gu Jihai.

"Next time, you won't be allowed to drive without a license!"

"Then you can get me one!"

"No, you're not an adult, and you're old enough to take the test yourself."

"Oh."

“”

After the two sat down, they quickly fell silent with each other.

There's really nothing to say.

Wide-eyed and silent.

Gu Jihai said: "I'm hungry, and I haven't eaten lunch." ”

"Isn't it still early?"

Chu Junxin frowned and said.

"I don't eat much for breakfast."

“”

Chu Junxin was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly stood up, turned around and left.

"Hey"

"Wait a minute, I'll be back in a minute."

Without waiting for Gu Jihai to speak, Chu Junxin spoke out to intercept him.

Seeing Chu Junxin's dashing back disappear into the corner of the door of the interrogation room, Gu Jihai smiled bitterly and put down the hand he raised to greet him, and said with a wry smile: "I actually want to say, just feel free." This time I wasn't particularly hungry, I could eat anything. ”

Of course, Chu Junxin couldn't hear these words.

As soon as Chu Junxin stepped out of the door of the Public Security Bureau, all the police officers of the Public Security Bureau who were watching entered in seconds and crowded the interrogation room at a speed that was difficult for Liu Xiang to achieve.

"Brother Niu, Brother Niu, what did you do this time and was caught by the eldest sister?"

"Alas"

Gu Jihai sighed and said frustratedly: "What else can I do, driving without a license was caught by this mother-in-law again!" ”

"Oh~~~~~~~~"

The police officers in the entire interrogation room all raised their voices with an 'oh', which meant nothing less.

"We understand."

"yes. We all get it! ”

Seeing a group of police officers with ambiguous expressions on their faces, saying 'We all understand' in a low tone, Gu Jihai almost wanted to scold: "You know a fart!" Lao Tzu made a mistake and was falsely accused by this mother-in-law. ”

"Sun Dasheng."

Gu Jihai suddenly saw in the crowd the benevolent brother who seized a large number of pirated CDs last time-Sun Monkey, so he asked with great 'concern': "I heard last time that you seized a batch of yellow disks, did you read them critically?" ”

"Hey, hey."

was scratched on the itch, Sun Monkey couldn't help but smile obscenely, and said shyly: "Hurry up and watch it all slowly, by the way, the film with a particularly bad plot, in order to accurately determine, I also watched it critically several times." ”

"Oh~~~~~~"

Gu Jihai also did the same, and elongated his tone: "The task is not easy." It's really hard for you. ”

"Not bitter, not bitter."

Sun Monkey responded honestly and immodestly: "As a glorious people's policeman and a servant of the people, I should do what I should do to contribute to the people." Besides, the other brothers in the Public Security Bureau also helped me share the duties, and my task became much easier all of a sudden. In fact, I have always felt very embarrassed about this, and wanted to get the film back, but this group of comrades-in-arms who shared weal and sorrow were too concerned about me, insisting on staying by myself and being haggard by myself, and I didn't want to come back at all. ”

"But I look at your emaciated face, even so, eighty percent of the task is not light, right?"

"It's okay, it's just that I added two night shifts and pressed a fast forward button on the remote control."

Gu Jihai still wanted to tease Sun Monkey for something, but before he opened his mouth, he was interrupted by the police officers who were anxious about the curiosity about some things in their hearts, and they shared the same hatred: "We all know about Sun Monkey's, and it is not unusual at all." Brother Niu Break, let's talk about the point. ”

"yes, yes."

was slapped on the head by his colleagues in the Public Security Bureau, and Sun Monkey, who wanted to get into trouble, suddenly reacted and remembered the key thing: "Brother Niu Xuan, why are you always being targeted by the eldest sister?" Isn't it hey, hey, hey, hey"

As he spoke, Sun Monkey laughed obscenely again.

"That's not good."

Gu Jihai said hesitantly: "These are all privacy, alas. ”

The policemen were stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that Gu Jihai's tone was not very firm, and there was still a lot to be done in gossip, so they couldn't help but say in one voice: "Don't worry, we will help you keep it secret." ”

"My mouth seems to be a little thirsty"

Gu Jihai glanced at the empty table and was about to get up.

"Hey, hey, Brother Niu, sit down, the water is coming!"

Xiao Du, who had been holding a glass of water in his hand, immediately squeezed everyone away in order to see the excitement, and sent a disposable water cup full of drinking water to him.

This glass of water was originally drunk by Xiao Du when he was thirsty.

After pouring the water, he turned around and wanted to go back to his seat, at this time, Gu Jihai happened to appear in the public security bureau after Chu Junxin, and the gossip party in the public security bureau was in a commotion, among which some of the good deeds reprimanded him for blocking the way, and he opened his eyes and said nonsense that this glass of water was poured for Gu Jihai.

In fact, it was all a joke, Gu Jihai didn't pick it up, and he didn't take it seriously.

Unexpectedly, this glass of water turned out to be a prophecy after the worst, and finally sent it to Gu Jihai to drink.

Gu Jihai picked up the water cup, took a sip, put down the water glass, his eyes were gloomy, and his tone was weak and empty: "Actually, it's not just a little, there's really nothing to say." ”

"What's the matter, Brother Niu, tell us quickly. We can't wait. ”

"Really?"

Gu Jihai squinted, looked at everyone, and said in an uncertain tone: "I really want to say it." ”

Listening to Brother Niu say this, it seems that there is really an ulterior secret.

Oh oh oh oh

The more Gu Jihai hesitated, the more he stimulated the curiosity of the people's police, and one by one they were as energetic and excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and 10,000 people instigated in unison: "What you want, what you want." ”

"Alas"

Gu Jihai sighed lightly and said, "Since that's the case, I'll tell you." ”

"Actually, it's really nothing, it's all the fault of the two adults."

As soon as the bad taste came up, Gu Jihai started to play tricks, and said matter-of-factly: "My family and her family are world friends, when I was very young, one day the two families had a dinner, the adults drank a few glasses of wine, and as soon as their brains were hot, they set a baby kiss for the two of us." ”

"Afterwards, the wine woke up, and the two adults also felt that the decision was too hasty, and the result was not very proper, but it was difficult to collect the water, and it couldn't be taken back as soon as the words came out, and the two adults were just wrong, anyway, it was the children who were in pain, and they didn't have a headache, right."

"Later, when I grew up and understood the matter, of course I refused. Although this mother-in-law is good-looking and capable, I can't find fault with it at all, but love is sacred, and marriage is free. A person's life should not be arranged, like this. Especially for a lifelong event like marriage, it must be full of unknowns, full of searching, and full of exploration to be in vain. ”

"I resolutely disagree, and my words rebel against adults, the life of my evil parents. Resistance is ineffective. So, I thought of uniting her and resisting together. Who knew that this mother-in-law actually took it seriously, and said in a sincere tone, I will never want to escape from her palm for the rest of my life, it is best to live with her honestly for the rest of my life! ”

"Of course, I would rather be broken than broken, resolutely not to compromise with the evil forces, and tell her in righteous words that I am not afraid of broken bones, and I want to leave my innocence in the world. Since then, this mother-in-law has lied to me, taking advantage of my position to make things difficult for me. Although I was not afraid, I was taken away by the police every once in a while, and I was under a lot of pressure. Life is gloomy, but the two adults still acquiesce in her shameless behavior. It makes me miserable, and living is as painful as atonement. ”

"You say, in today's civilized world, everyone has human rights and freedom, but I don't have freedom in marriage. And everything I insist on and cling to is just to have a beautiful love that I don't know and need to explore, and to pursue a complete freedom, am I wrong? ”

When the audience was silent for dozens of seconds, the stunned policemen finally reacted lately.

"Brother Niu, you're not wrong, I worship you!"

"Brother Niu, I will always support you spiritually, and I will resolutely not compromise with the evil forces."

"Brother Niu, you are great, you are noble, this rhythm, you are going to be a god. Brother Niu, please take the little brother's knee stew and drink. ”

"Brother Niu Bao doesn't cry, Brother Niu Bao holds on!"

"Brother Niu, the heavens have descended on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically, so they are tempted to endure and benefit what they cannot. Brother Niu, you have given birth to the life of a saint! ”

"Hehe, Brother Niu, you are from our eldest sister!"

"The eldest sister is mighty, and she binds and whips the bull until she wails and is weak, until her body is completely gone. Let this girl's body not know the blessing in the blessing. ”

"Fairy aunts and aunts from all walks of life, please send thunder and kill Brother Niu, this product is too indebted."

Gu Jihai snickered and looked at the group of police officers of the Public Security Bureau who reacted fiercely, and his heart couldn't stop happy.

However, soon he couldn't laugh anymore, and the bright smile that had not faded was also petrified and frozen, because he saw Chu Junxin, the female tyrannosaurus of the 'story', carrying a few bottles of eight-treasure porridge, standing at the door of the interrogation room with a cold face, looking at everyone with cold eyes.