Yesterday's experience in the city was so hilarious.

Unexpectedly, a bad taste came to his head, and he told a lie and was almost hit by a female tyrannosaurus, Gu Jihai escaped from the public security bureau with two mouthfuls of eight-treasure porridge in fear, returned the Audi to He Xin, didn't dare to stay for a moment, and went to the bus station to wait for the car to go home. The whole process was trembling, for fear that an angry female tyrannosaurus would be swallowed alive by accident.

The last time Chu Junxin went out to buy rice and mung bean porridge for so long, where did he think that this time Chu Junxin bought a few cans of eight-treasure porridge and came back. Almost didn't have Gu Jihai, so scared that his soul was gone.

When he was drinking eight-treasure porridge, he was watching and listening to all directions, observing the movements of every person in the know, even every subtle expression, and whenever something was wrong, he would immediately 'kill people and kill his mouth'!

After escaping and returning home, Gu Jihai felt like he had escaped death. Then I was excited, so I talked to Gu Shiman about 'life' for a long time. As a result, Gu Shiman was in dire straits for half an afternoon.

After dinner, Gu Jihai talked to He Xin on the phone, talked to Li Fatzi on the phone, and went to sleep.

He slept until nine o'clock in the morning, and after waking up, he had breakfast, and today was Hongo's troubled day, so he went to the farmers' market in a car to catch up with him.

He had a phone call with Li Fatzi last night and learned some information that he was going to Weijia Village today, and the farmers' market was just his transit station.

When he arrived at the farmer's market, he took another trip to Weijia Village in a car that was also a troublemaker.

After getting off the bus in Weijia Village, Gu Jihai was intercepted by a big man with a fiery smile on his face.

"Ha Lu Ha

"My surname is Gu, a little kid, Gu Shao doesn't dare to be it." Gu Jihai frowned, and looked at the big man in front of him inexplicably: "May I ask what you are doing?" ”

Is this man sick? I don't know you.

Obviously, Dahan's nerves were a little big, and he didn't realize the unhappiness in Gu Jihai's expression at all: "Ha Lu Ha ”

"Let me introduce myself first, my name is Wei Yongsheng, I am the village chief of Weijia Village, I heard that Gu Shao's subordinates said that Gu Shao will come today, I specially waited here, waiting for Gu Shao to come."

Gu Jihai instantly understood, when he talked on the phone yesterday, he told Li Fatzi that if he had no accident today, he would come to Weijia Village, and Li Fatzi must have told the staff of Huaqing Tiansheng Group who was working in Weijia Village, and the big man in front of him who seemed to be the head of Weijia Village got the news that he was coming from the mouth of Li Fatzi's staff.

However, he doesn't seem to have anything to do with him, what does he care about and wait for his arrival?

"Haha

seemed to see Gu Jihai's doubts, the big Han Wei Yongsheng enthusiastically pulled Gu Jihai and said: "Gu Shao is a noble man in Weijia Village, as the village chief of Weijia Village, how can I not do my best to be a landlord and entertain me well?" It's too bad manners. ”

"Look, it's noon again, and the time is just right. Let's go, go home, the meals have been prepared, and I guarantee that Gu Shao will be satisfied with you! ”

In this way, Gu Jihai was dragged by Wei Yongsheng and dragged in the direction of his house.

Gu Jihai was pulled by Wei Yongsheng in a daze, and came to Wei Yongsheng's house, and a cute beautiful girl with smart eyes and full of curiosity came out of the room.

Gu Jihai's eyes suddenly lit up and he became digital.

Not easy, such a little beauty.

What's even more rare is that it is still seen in the ravines.

"This is my daughter!"

Wei Yongsheng smiled and said, "Beautiful, right?" ”

"The main thing is that the seeds are good. Back then, her mother was a flower in our village, the first beauty in all nearby villages, Xiao was beautiful, I was the village head, and I married her back. ”

‘#￥￥……%*…… （*（*（*…… （%……%#%’

Gu Jihai listened to Wei Yongsheng's domineering words casually, and was instantly speechless to the sky.

What do you mean, 'I'm the village chief, and I'm going to marry her back?' ’

Nima, don't be so domineering. You are the first 'good' village chief in China.

Soon, Gu Jihai's heart became numb, because he was about to be violently stimulated by Wei Yongsheng's domineering.

Poor mountains and bad waters produce 'good' village chiefs.

Allow him to sigh!

"Hi there! I am the local tyrant Gu Jihai. ”

Of course, the treatment of beautiful girls and big men is different, Gu Jihai greeted the beautiful girl in a friendly way, trying to make his smile more kind: "Little beauty, may I ask what is your name?" ”

Wei Yongsheng was instantly depressed.

Nima, Xiaorou is Lao Tzu's biological daughter. How can there be such a difference in treatment? Xiaorou looks like a, but I don't look bad. Even though I didn't marry her mother with this face. However, it's a free gift.

"Are you the big-money Gu Shao?"

The beautiful girl didn't answer Gu Jihai's question, but blinked her big bright eyes, and said with a very curious expression: "I heard my dad say that as long as he holds your stinky feet, our family will make a fortune, really?" ”

"Ugh"

Gu Jihai was dumbfounded for a moment, turned his head to look at Wei Yongsheng, but saw Wei Yongsheng, who was tall and tall, with an old face that was embarrassed.

Obviously, he said something like that.

Wei Yongsheng suddenly felt that his old face couldn't hold up, and glared at the unobtrusive beautiful girl fiercely, and said curtly: "My daughter Wei Rou." ”

"Little beauty, you're too sincere, aren't you?" Gu Jihai touched his nose and said with a helpless wry smile: "I haven't asked you yet, but you have revealed your father's bottom in one go." Aren't you afraid that after I'm gone, you'll beat you up? ”

"Also, my feet really don't smell as bad as I thought they were."

"Humph!"

Wei Rou snorted her little nose delicately, and said with a triumphant face in the attitude of a victor: "He has a big belly, and he is as slow as a pig, so he can't catch me." ”

Looking back at the 'big-bellied poop' man with a few abdominal muscles pinned to his stomach - Wei Yongsheng, this old man seems to have been stripped naked, so embarrassed that he has no intention of being ashamed, and he glared at Wei Rou fiercely a few times, but the little girl didn't see it.

Giving birth to such a girl is really unfortunate for the family. Wei Yongsheng was depressed.

"Eternal life, have you arrived? Meals are ready. ”

At this time, a soft and beautiful voice relieved the embarrassed Wei Yongsheng.

Gu Jihai followed the voice and saw a beautiful, mature, and womanly village girl who was dressed plainly, with no powdered face, but simple, simple, and casual, and couldn't hide the traces of her beautiful face.

This should be the mother of the beautiful girl Wei Rou. No wonder Wei Rou was born so good-looking, and sure enough, there is still heredity.

Although the years have deprived a lot of beauty, maturity and women's beauty, it is still not difficult to see his captivating body curves and facial outline.

Gu Jihai couldn't help but sigh fiercely in his heart.

Such a beautiful woman, if it is placed in the public eye, it is difficult for ordinary tens of millions of local tyrants to have a chance to kiss Fangze, and Wei Yongsheng actually hides one in his silent home, this guy who looks like a big man who picks his feet, the village chief is not in vain.

Gu Jihai suddenly felt that the profession of village chief was still very promising.

"Ah, wife, are you here?"

"Come, let me introduce you, this is the distinguished guest Gu Shao we are going to feast today!"

"Gu Shao, this is my wife Wei Lili, Xiaorou's mother."

"Hello Auntie!"

With Gu Jihai's personality of refusing to suffer, he was still thinking about having a relationship with Wei Yongsheng, a big man with his feet, but after he saw Wei Yongsheng's wife, he immediately changed his mind.

There is a lewd and evil saying, what is it called, when I see his wife, I will make up this friend!

Of course, Gu Jihai was not so obscene.

In fact, he just wanted to say that when I saw his wife, I would sit down as a junior.

Wei Rou, a little girl, still has a lot of room for development.

Gu Jihai turned into a lewd middle-aged man with a lewd face, a smile, and a 'hehe' rubbing his palms, and he couldn't help but peek at Wei Rou when he thought of the agitation, but he saw that he was still blinking at himself with curious eyes, and he didn't make any mistake at all, and his pearl-like eyes were simply cute.

"Gu Shaohao!"

Beautiful, mature, and woman Wei Lili was shyly blessed with a blessed body, her movements were extremely rusty, and she seemed very uncoordinated, obviously Wei Lili had rarely done such a high-standard job before, or had never done it at all.

Fortunately, this big beauty is doing this, otherwise it would really be a burlesque.

Gu Jihai glanced at Wei Yongsheng, who was laughing happily, and suddenly understood that all this was made up by this old boy.

Feelings really regard themselves as nobles. However, the result is that the smart is mistaken by the smart, and the snake is added, and the whole thing is indecent.

Despite this, Gu Jihai still felt pleasing to the eye. Beauty, even if she falls in embarrassment, it looks like a trick in the eyes of men. Who told Wei Yongsheng, a big man with a picky foot, to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law? If Wei Lili looked like a dominatrix, she would still do this. Gu Jihai promised to spit out all the overnight meals.

"Gu Shao, let's eat!"

Wei Yongsheng invited Gu Jihai: "Everything is ready." ”

"Little beauty, let's eat."

Gu Jihai in turn invited Wei Rou and said, "Everything is ready. ”

"Humph!"

Wei Rou glanced at his father proudly, proud like a little peacock, and ran inside.

Gu Jihai smiled knowingly, and also walked inside after him.

Only Wei Yongsheng, a big man with his feet, stayed behind and watched everyone walk forward, and his heart was extremely depressed:

Did Lao Tzu lure the wolf into the house! This Gu Shao doesn't look like a good person no matter how he looks at it.