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Male host No. 1: "In the golden autumn of September, the autumn wind is still hot, and today we are gathered here to celebrate the successful conclusion of this military training." ”

Hostess No. 1: "At the beginning of the university, we came from all over the world, gathered here, thanks to the traction of fate, let us meet and become friends, become classmates." ”

Male host No. 2: "Green barracks, we are trained here, the scorching sun is scorching, igniting the fighting spirit in our hearts; The military song is loud and loud, singing our pride! ”

Hostess No. 2: "Pious and grateful, thank you, the patron saint of the Dazhen Empire, thank you, the most loyal guardian of the people!" ”

Li Wenzai sighed and praised: "Okay, I don't know who wrote it, it's literary!" ”

Han Xue said proudly: "You don't know this, this is what our Qin Ying wrote!" ”

Li Wenzai looked at Qin Ying in surprise, Qin Ying lowered her head shyly, her little hands played with the corners of her clothes, and when facing Li Wenzai, she always felt particularly shy.

"Qin Ying, you are so powerful!" Li Wenzai exclaimed.

Qin Ying heard Li Wenzai's admiration, and his heart was excited and happy: "He praised me, he praised me!" I'm so excited, should I say thank you? Or should I be humble enough to say it's nothing? ”

The girl was entangled here, making Han Xue next to her look funny.

The first show has begun, it is a solo song, and it is Li Wenzai's "For Whom"! The singing is a girl, wearing a military uniform, heroic and heroic. It can be seen that she is emotionally invested when she sings, so it is very touching.

At the end of the song, the audience applauded like thunder.

The subsequent programs included singing and dancing, magic, and opera, all of which were very excellent and attractive, and caused warm applause from the audience from time to time.

Li Wenzai sighed in his heart, if it weren't for the accumulation of hundreds of years of possession of a planet, he might not be able to compare with these really excellent people.

"Li Wenzai, what are you thinking?"

"It's nothing, I just feel that these students are really good, some of them sing well, dance well, some sing beautifully, and some play magic wonderfully."

Han Xue also nodded approvingly, and said, "Yes, I used to feel that I was very good, but when I got to college, I realized that there were many people who were better than me, and I had nothing to be proud of." ”

The male and female presenters took the stage.

Male No. 1: "There is a word in the Northeast called flickering, do you know?" ”

Female No. 1: "Of course I know, it means using words to deceive people, right?" ”

Male No. 1: "Almost, then do you know how powerful the master of fooling is?" ”

The female No. 1 shook her head and said, "I don't know, how powerful is it?" ”

Male No. 1: "Just watch the sketch below and you'll know." Please enjoy the sketch "Super Big Fool" presented by Liu Yang, Xu Xiaodong and Cao Xiumin from the Department of Chinese. ”

Because the sketch is a three-in-one, it cannot be expressed whether it is selling abduction alone or selling cars, so Li Wenzai finally named it "Super Big Flicker".

The curtain opened, and a wooden bench appeared, the one normally found in the park.

Liu Yang was holding a pair of crutches and looking left and right, as if he was looking for someone. At this time, Cao Xiumin walked quickly.

Cao Xiumin: Hey~~~! Big flicker! Big flicker!

Liu Yang: What are you shouting? In front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name, okay?

The dress, coupled with the Northeast accent, and Li Wenzai's training, the first two lines caused a burst of laughter from the audience.

Cao Xiumin said: This street is full of good legs and feet, who buys your stuff.

Liu Yang: What are you talking about, you still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a fool. I can flicker the positive obliquely, I can flicker the traitor, the little couple is doing well, I can also flicker and separate, today you see how I gave him a pair of good legs to flicker and lame.

Liu Yang looks like Zhao Benshan in his previous life, coupled with Li Wenzai's nudge, between this demeanor and his speech, there is really a taste of Zhao Benshan!

The audience burst into laughter.

Then a few more baggage came out, causing the students and soldiers below to laugh almost without stopping.

At this time, Xu Xiaodong came over on a bicycle, and Cao Xiumin also began to shout at Liu Yang's signal.

Cao Xiumin: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Then Xu Xiaodong staggered and began to turn, and the students below suddenly laughed.

Xu Xiaodong: I said what are you shouting nonsense, you know where I'm going to go, you let me turn.

Liu Yang: Shouting for sale.

Cao Xiumin: Sell oh, sell.

Liu Yang: What are you selling?

Cao Xiumin: Abduction.

Liu Yang: Join up and shout.

Cao Xiumin: Kidnapped, sold!

Xu Xiaodong stopped suddenly, parked his bicycle and asked: What's the matter, who abducted and sold you.

Cao Xiumin: No, he was abducted.

Xu Xiaodong looked at Liu Yang: Are you going to abduct and sell?

Liu Yang: What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, I can sell it like this, you buy it?

The students in the audience immediately laughed!

"Haha~~~! It's so funny, I laugh to death! ”

"My stomach hurts from laughing."

"Li Wenzai is really talented, he can write such a funny sketch!"

For the next half hour, the laughter was not heard. Many students and soldiers with low laughter laughed and had stomach cramps and were in pain.

A classmate uploaded the full video he shot directly to the Internet, titled "Li Wenzai's latest work - the most hilarious sketch in history".

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"It's boring!" Bai Xiaoxiao threw herself on the soft big bed, why did Lord Wen Zai want to serialize it in the weekly magazine, and he had to wait for so long for a week.

Check it out online and talk to those guys.

turned on the computer, Bai Xiaoxiao logged in to Li Wenzai, and found a big red character top post, which was very dazzling!

"The latest work of the military training party of the university military training party - the sketch "Super Big Flicker" is hilarious. The master of this bar strictly reminds that when watching the sketch, don't drink water, don't eat, and don't even swallow saliva, because that will cause you trouble! Are you ready, then click and watch it quickly! ”

Bai Xiaoxiao was stunned, a sketch created by an adult? It can't be a dog meat sticker!

The so-called dog meat stickers are selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, attracting clicks under the banner of Li Wenzai, but the content in it has nothing to do with Li Wenzai.

If it's really a dog meat sticker, the first who is the owner of the bar shouldn't put it on top, which is true! Bai Xiaoxiao was immediately overjoyed and clicked immediately.

The video opens, and it's obvious that it was taken with a mobile phone, but the phone seems to be pretty good, although it's not as good as the camera, it's not worse than the DV, you can see it clearly, and you can hear it clearly.

Bai Xiaoxiao felt a little thirsty, so she went to pour a glass of water, and she forgot the hint of the Lord for a while. And so something very tragic happened!

Burst~~! Ahem~~~~~~! Bai Xiaoxiao reacted quickly, and turned her head in time without spraying water on the monitor, but she choked and coughed badly.

Bunjae-sama is really bad! finally calmed down, she clicked to continue playing, and as the burden was thrown out one by one, Bai Xiaoxiao smiled and leaned back together, holding her stomach and screaming that it hurts.

When it came to selling cars, the rivalry in the IQ test made Bai Xiaoxiao hold her stomach and scream. Bai Xiaoxiao's mother, who came to see her daughter today, heard her daughter's call when she entered the door, and her face turned white with fright, and she rushed to Bai Xiaoxiao's bedroom like the wind.

When I went in, I saw Bai Xiaoxiao sitting on the computer chair holding her stomach and screaming, and suddenly exclaimed in distress: "Xiaoxiao, mother's good son, what's wrong with you?" Don't worry, mom will call an ambulance right away. ”

Bai's mother said that she took out the phone and was about to call an ambulance, but Bai Xiaoxiao hurriedly stopped her and said, "Mom, I'm fine, it's a stomachache from laughing." ”

Mother White suddenly became Spartan, and her stomach hurt from laughing!

Seeing that the video was paused, what video was my daughter watching, and how could she smile like this. Bai Xiaoxiao then played the video from the beginning and let her mother watch it next to her.

After a while, Bai's mother's laughter rang out, and then it didn't stop, and even joined the ranks of her daughter holding her stomach and screaming.

Almost everyone who saw the video laughed miserably, and many people choked because they drank water or ate while watching the video, and Yan Zhan had already been sent to the hospital for treatment.

The comments on the Internet are going viral!

Although I have heard of Li Wenzai's name for a long time, I have not read his books or comics except for songs, and this is the first time I have seen the sketches he created. didn't say it, just passers-by turned fans! ”

"I'm a fan of Lord Wenzai, this sketch is created in the Northeast, and the big flicker in it is super powerful, I really admire him so much!"

"Lord Wenzai, I don't know if you care about laughing, choking when laughing, and laughing with a stomachache, these three I have tried sadly, and I am very ecstatic."

"Personally, I think that Lord Wenzai is already invincible in terms of entertainment, and I won't be surprised and curious even if Lord Wenzai enters the TV series or game market in the future."

"Lord Bunjae, you are such a genius! Can you create more hilarious sketches like this, I may live on them for the rest of my life. ”

"Upstairs, you're not sick, if you're sick, don't give up treatment!"

"That's it, why are you talking so infiltration! Please burn one of you for me, I'll take it to bribe Lord Yama and the judge. ”

Soon, the building was crooked.

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The scene of the closing party.

After half an hour of performance, the sketch of Super Big Flicker finally ended, and thunderstormy applause rang out. Everyone did not skimp on their applause and gave Liu Yang their warmest applause.

Although Liu Yang and the three of them were already feeling very tired, they still took many curtain calls before returning to the backstage.

Lei Zheng no longer has the appearance of the head of the regiment, he can still bear it at the beginning, but he can still bear it later, the crazy laughter is pleasant, and he gradually let go.

Those soldiers were the same, at first they were afraid of Lei Zheng and other commanders and fighters, but later they saw that these officers were laughing so crazy, so wanton, and so happy, they were no longer suppressing their feelings, and they were crazy and laughing.

This sketch was a great success.

The head of the art troupe, Xu's eyes lit up like a light bulb, and he muttered: "Such a good sketch, you must buy it!" ”

Perhaps because of the influence of Li Wenzai's sketch, the sketch after that obviously could not be liked by the students and soldiers.

"When I used to watch this sketch, I felt very funny, but now it feels so ordinary."

"yes, I feel that way too, it's not funny at all."

"This is not an illusion, but after the baptism of the sketch "Super Big Flicker", there have been higher requirements and standards for the sketch, so there will be such an illusion."

"Alas, if that's the case, I won't be able to watch other sketches in the future, what should I do?"

"It's very simple, just watch Li Wenzai's sketches."

"Not necessarily. With this sketch by Li Wenzai, other sketch creators will definitely improve their creative standards, and they are not stupid. I think maybe we will have a lot of good sketches to watch in the future. ”

"What this classmate said is very reasonable!"

The students below were chattering, and the final training party was gradually going on.

Host No. 2: "What color is the flag of the empire?" ”

Hostess No. 2: "Needless to say, even a three-year-old child knows it's red." ”

Male host No. 2: "Do you know what red represents?" ”

Hostess No. 2: "It means that it is dyed red by the blood of countless soldiers!" Below, please enjoy the "Bloodstained Style" brought by Li Wenzai, a student from the Department of Chinese. ”

Li Wenzai had only sung this song to Qin Ying and a few of them, and this was the first time they had sung together in such a scene.

The accompaniment tape sounded, and Li Wenzai's mind replayed the past of the two worlds.

In previous lives, countless revolutionary martyrs threw down their heads and shed their blood for the independence and integrity of the country and for the dignity of the nation, and dedicated their lives to the dearest motherland.

In this world, countless warriors fought for the establishment of the empire and long-term peace and stability, throwing their heads and spilling their blood selflessly to dedicate their beautiful lives.

Whether in the past life or in this life, their selfless and dedicated character is so admirable and sung!

"Maybe I say goodbye and will never come back, do you understand, do you understand?

Maybe I fall down and never get up again, do you still have to wait, forever?

If so, don't be sad, the banner of the empire has our blood-stained demeanor! ”

When the last sentence was sung, they only felt extremely excited and couldn't help themselves, especially several soldiers who participated in the Great Patriotic War more than 20 years ago, Lei Zheng, political commissar, and chief of staff, their mood was even more passionate and couldn't help themselves, and tears kept flowing.

"Maybe my eyes can't be opened, do you understand my silent feelings?

Maybe I can't wake up again, do you believe that I turned into a mountain?

If so, don't be sad, the soil of the empire has the love we give.

If so, don't be sad, the Imperial flag has our blood-stained demeanor! ”

When Li Wenzai finished singing, the soldiers below did not stop, but still sang. Li Wenzai immediately continued to sing, and motioned for the accompaniment to continue!

In the end, it turned into a chorus of all the students and soldiers!