Chapter 197: Li Wenzai was put on fire
Thank you to the Demon God Brothers for their urging support, but Sheng Yan can see it but can't eat it, it's really painful to die!
In addition, ask for a collection.,Poor and poor Shengyan.,The number of collections is too bleak.,And even because of this, I can't get a strong push!
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The second night of survival in the wild finally passed in Li Wenzai's resentment.
The end of this night also represents the end of this wilderness survival training. Almost all the students cheered loudly!
"It's finally over, and I'm going to go crazy if it doesn't end!"
"I'm hungry, I'm so hungry, hurry up and give me food! I'm going to have a burger, I'm going to have fried chicken, I'm going to have a steak! โ
"I want to take a bath! I didn't take a shower for two days, and my body stinked to death! โ
"What kind of wild survival, I think it's torture!"
"Whoever said that, I think I'm here for a camping trip. Every day, you can eat barbecued meat, mushroom soup, fish soup, and wild vegetable soup, all of which are delicious. If there is a chance in the future, I will come. โ
As soon as Yi Rongrong's words fell, she suddenly felt that countless eyes fell on her, and she was deeply resentful.
"Do you think everyone has Li Wenzai's ability?"
"You're a**, omnipotent**! Don't compare us normal people with **! โ
"I couldn't eat enough, I couldn't sleep well, I was bitten by mosquitoes every day, and I was tortured for two days! You guys eat barbecue and drink fish soup and mushroom soup, I'm so angry! โ
Qin Ying and Han Xue and the eight girls were in very good condition, especially Yi Rongrong and the six of them, although the tent was washed away by the water, it could be regarded as a blessing in disguise, and they did not suffer again.
Gathering again, many of the students were wolf-bรจi unbearable, describing it as a gimmick.
"Stand upright! At ease! Lei Zheng paced in front of the large phalanx of five thousand students, his eyes swept over, and those students did not dare to meet his gaze, only to feel that their eyes were as sharp as swords, very dazzling.
Until his gaze fell on Li Wenzai's body, Li Wenzai looked at him with a faint smile, his eyes were soft, and he was not afraid of Lei Zheng's sharp gaze.
This made Lei Zheng very appreciative. After inspecting the student phalanx, Lei Zheng held a loudspeaker and said loudly: "To be honest, most of you have been very disappointed in our performances in the past two days!" I don't even have the most basic self-care and self-reliance! You're nineteen! Do you know what it meant at your age in ancient times? It means that you have married a wife and had children, and your sons may all play soy sauce! โ
Rumble~~! The students burst into laughter.
But Lei Zheng's gaze swept over, and the laughter quickly disappeared.
"You're still laughing! You, out of the ranks! Lei Zheng pointed to a strong boy and shouted.
When the boy came out, Lei Zheng asked, "What have you eaten for the past two days?"
"Bread." The boy whispered.
"Be louder, I can't hear it!" Lei Zheng roared.
"Bread!" The boy's voice was much more amplified.
"Are you a? Why can't I hear you? Lei Zheng shouted viciously.
The boy was red-faced, pulled his neck and roared, "I ate bread!" โ
Lei Zheng then asked, "After eating a loaf of bread in two days, didn't you find something to eat by yourself?" There are many things to eat in the forest, such as game, wild fruits, wild vegetables, fish in the stream, and so on. โ
"I can't hunt wild meat, I can't tell whether wild fruits and wild vegetables are poisonous or not, and I don't dare to eat them at will; I went to catch fish, but before I caught a flash flood, it came. โ
"After listening to your words, I finally summed up two words: incompetence!"
The boy immediately stared at Lei Zheng angrily, obviously dissatisfied with Lei Zheng's evaluation of himself.
Lei Zheng said to him: "Do you know how Li Wenzai came over in the past two days? โ
The boy was not near Li Wenzai, so he didn't know, so he shook his head directly. Lei Zheng looked at the other students and asked, "Do you want to know, how did Li Wenzai come over these two days?" โ
"I want to~!" They are indeed very curious.
Then Lei Zheng waved his hand, and a projection truck drove over and stopped in front of the students and began to play the edited footage.
Inside, Li Wenzai used the dagger as a flying knife to shoot poisonous snakes and hares, stewed snake broth, and roasted hares. Then there is fishing in the stream, boiling fish soup, making grilled fish; Stocking up on dry firewood in tree hollows before heavy rains; picking mushrooms after the rain and cooperating with some boys to hunt wild boars; Even this morning, I dug up wild vegetables to make wild vegetable soup and barbecue.
One by one, the eyes of these students were straight.
This guy is too wicked! Their survival in the wild is to suffer, not to eat well, not to sleep well; Li Wenzai and them are simply here for an outing and camping!
Yi Rongrong and the six of them were blessed by misfortune, which attracted the envy of many girls, and they knew that they also threw away the tent and went to Li Wenzai.
"I'm showing you these videos to make you realize how far apart you are from the best of your peers! Don't you consider yourself the best of your peers? Now, do you still think so? โ
The boy was not convinced: "Li Wenzai is a special case, he is a **, the vast majority of ordinary people in this world, ** is just an example." โ
The other boys and girls also looked approving.
Lei Zheng shook his head in disappointment and said: "It seems that my expectations of you are wrong, since this is the case, then you should continue to revel in the fact that you are the best, immersed in the excellence compared to those who are worse than you, I have nothing to say." With that, he turned around and left.
Five thousand students stared at each other and were at a loss.
Li Wenzai was smiling bitterly, what is Lei Zheng doing here? Isn't this to allow yourself to be hated by those four thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine? Now I will definitely be isolated by them.
"Li Wenzai, you are miserable." Han Xue gloated beside her.
Li Wenzai rolled his eyes, this girl's conscience was greatly broken.
In fact, Lei Zheng's words really caused a great shock to the hearts of these students! Indeed, they were indeed intoxicated by the aura of being admitted to the Imperial Academy of the Great Zhen Empire, and they were the best among their peers.
But these two days of survival in the wild also let them know what it means to be helpless, what it means to stare dryly, what it means to catch blindness, what it means to be hungry, and what it means to suffer!
Compared with Li Wenzai, who is extremely skilled, thoughtful, and well-informed, they really have nothing to be proud of.
As for saying that Li Wenzai is a demon, this excuse is indeed very good, but it also shows that they cower and surrender in the face of the stronger.
The political commissar came over and said with a smile: "Don't blame Commander Lei for speaking badly, he really has great expectations for you, hoping that you can become the best people and become the pillars of the future of the Dazhen Empire. I hope you can understand Captain Lei's hard work, and make yourself stronger in your future studies and life. Today is a day off, tomorrow will be exercise, and the day after tomorrow will hold a training party. Of course, you need to organize this training party by yourself, and if you need anything, go to Director Cheng of the logistics department, and he will meet your needs. Disband! โ
There were no cheers, and everyone was silently returning to the dormitory.
When everyone looks at Li Wenzai, their eyes are very complicated, admiring some things, disobeying some things, angry some things, hating some things, worshiping some things, and admiring some things.
Li Wenzai pretended to really return to the dormitory, and was stared at by so many complicated eyes, which was even more sad than facing countless fans!
After taking a refreshing bath, Li Wenzai lay on the bed, how could he feel so comfortable!
The classmates in the same dormitory also let out a sigh of satisfaction while lying on the bed. In the past two days, I have slept in a tent outside, and I am worried that I can't sleep comfortably, and I can't sleep peacefully, but the bed is still comfortable.
Since there is a training party the day after tomorrow, all kinds of matters need to be handled by the students themselves, so the students are organized by their respective departments, and the chief director is selected to be responsible for coordinating all aspects of things, and this position was finally arranged to a girl named Changsun Mingming.
The eldest grandson is obviously a goddess at the level of a scholar, very good, but this field training has exposed her weaknesses in some aspects, which makes her hate to admit defeat.
The eldest grandson Mingming exercised the right of the chief director and quickly arranged the division of labor.
The first is the statistical program, because the time is limited, it is impossible to select them individually, so the programs reported must be reliable.
"Li Wenzai, you are definitely going to be on the show, how about it, sing a song?"
Li Wenzai said happily: "No problem, just sing!" โ
"Okay, happy!"
Li Wenzai rolled his eyes, and said: "I can still write a sketch, I need two men and one woman, and any of you who wants to act can come and sign up, and then I will guide the rehearsal." If no one wants to act, then I don't say it. โ
Immediately, many boys and girls came forward and said they were willing. Li Wenzai chose two boys from Northeast China who had some similarities with Fan Wei and Zhao Benshan, and a girl from the countryside of Northeast China.
Li Wenzai quickly wrote out this sketch. This sketch is a trilogy of selling abduction, and Li Wenzai is reluctant to give up the last two, so he simply combines the three sketches into one, just to occupy a little more time.
The students are really versatile, and many of them are very good at makeup. After changing into clothes borrowed from the art troupe, the girl in charge of makeup put on the makeup of the three of them, and the three students in the prime of their youth became a middle-aged couple and a chubby man.
Looking at the appearance of the three of them, many students laughed first.
And when Li Wenzai instructed them to perform the sketch completely and smoothly, the students in the audience laughed silly.
"Ouch! No, my stomach hurts when I laugh, I can't laugh anymore! Damn, why can't you help it, haha~~~! โ
"I'm laughing to death! Li Wenzai's sketches are too funny, and the three of them act well! โ
"Li Wenzai is so talented! I used to know that he was good at writing books, drawing comics, and writing songs and singing, but I didn't know that the sketches he wrote were so classic! It's so hilarious! โ
The students were staggering with laughter, and some of the boys even laughed under the table.
"In that case, then our Chinese department will report Li Wenzai's solo and this sketch, Li Wenzai, what is the name of this sketch?"
"The Trafficking Trilogy."
Under the effective coordination and division of labor, before going to bed at night, the full list of programs was finally drawn up, and the speakers, costumes and props were also negotiated with the art troupe, waiting for the end of the training party the day after tomorrow to begin.
However, before that, we must complete tomorrow's drill.
The so-called drill is the display of the results of military training by each class.
After a day of drills, Li Wenzai's class finally won the third place. Although a little unconvinced, whether they are walking in unison or walking in steps, or military boxing, they are much better than their own class.
At the end of the exercise, 5,000 students lined up, Lei Zheng stood on the high platform and looked down on these heroic boys and girls, and shouted loudly: "Today's appearance Xiร n, I can only say that I am not satisfied, I hope you will not be complacent, and work hard to enrich yourself in the future and make yourself stronger!" Sue me, do you have more confidence than Li Wenzai? โ
Li Wenzai was taken aback, this guy made fun of me again!
"Yes!" The sound is like thunder, and the sound is vibrating!
The fighting spirit of all the students was ignited, and Li Wenzai could even see their eyes burning, and many people had their eyes on Li Wenzai.
Lei Zheng asked with a smile: "Li Wenzai, do you feel anything now?" โ
Li Wenzai smiled bitterly: "The emperor of ancient Rome - Alex [pressure] is great. โ
When the words fell, a burst of laughter rang out. However, they really admired Li Wenzai, and it was a very interesting afterword casually.
Before going to bed at night, Zhang Mu received a call from Cao Jinchuan.
"Wen Zai, how does military training feel?" Cao Jinchuan said with a smile.
"It's okay, the intensity is not very high, and I went camping at the end, which was fun."
Camping? Cao Jinchuan was stunned, is there such a project for military training? He didn't delve into it, and said: "Your military training should be over soon, come with me to Japan after the end, and cooperate with "Shonen Weekly Jump" to promote "Detective Conan". โ
Li Wenzai said: "The military training will officially end tomorrow night, and I should be able to go back to school the day after tomorrow, so you can book me a plane the day after tomorrow." โ
"That's okay, I'll see you in the imperial capital the day after tomorrow."
Li Wenzai's mind was running like lightning, thinking about going to Japan.
This time I went to Japan, I could take the opportunity to pretend to understand the Japanese ninja culture, and then I would have an excuse to draw the Hokage when I came back, and when the time came, I would release it in Japan first, and then transfer it back to China. There are also manga with a very strong Japanese flavor, such as crayon Shin-chan, cherry maruko, etc., and even as long as it is a manga with a strong Japanese flavor, there are excuses.
Thinking of this, Li Wenzai was proud, in his previous life, the income of the animation industry in Little Japan even exceeded that of cars! It can be seen how high the profits of this industry are, and I must work hard to make money in Japan in this life!
The next day, since the evening party started in the afternoon, they practiced again in the morning. In particular, Li Wenzai wrote this sketch, and the trilogy is very long together, which is a great test for the three students.
At half past two in the afternoon, all the students and all the officers and soldiers of 358 came to the performance hall of the art troupe.
The hall can accommodate 10,000 people, and more than 5,000 students and soldiers and commanders of a regiment can sit in and relax.
Lei Zheng sat in the front row of the audience and whispered to the political commissar next to him.
Students bring glow sticks and wait to applaud their favorite shows. At this time, those soldiers also lost their restraint in the barracks, showing the side of young people.
Backstage, all the actors are already in place, just waiting for the party to begin.
The time came to half past three in the afternoon, and the training party officially began!
Four presenters took to the stage to the accompaniment of the music.