Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Robbers Have Your Face Looked

Due to the delay of the village assembly for a day, Gu Jihai came to the district as promised on the third day, of course, with the nearly fifty catties of field chickens he owed Lao He.

A few days of captivity have made all the field chickens look a little emaciated, and Gu Jihai is embarrassed to compensate Lao He with local products!

A cabbage!

This is the souvenir that Gu Jihai gave to Lao He, making Lao He dignified, a hotel tycoon standing there stupidly with a big idiot still stained with yellow mud, crying or laughing!

It was probably the most bizarre gift he'd ever received in his life, especially when he was just getting back from one of the four municipalities in the city, the mountain city.

More reactive than Lao He was the fat man, he was holding a big radish like white jade, and the fat that had piled up on his face was convulsing non-stop, and he couldn't stop.

This time, just because Gu Jihai added a sentence when he gave him a big radish, he also added a sentence that was particularly flattering: "Of course I have to take special care of you, and after you don't die, your daughter marries me, and you will become my father-in-law." ”

"My fat man's daughter is just no one wants it, and I won't marry her to you, a kid who picks the door and comes home!" The poignant voice of the fat man directly made Lao He laugh and hurt his stomach, and he almost didn't hold his leather shoes and laugh on the ground, and he was still glad in his heart, fortunately he received a cabbage, if it was a turnip, he would have to take a daughter in. This radish Nyima is also too expensive.

Now Gu Jihai is very bad in Gujia Village, especially the niche groups who have benefited from him, one by one they see him and see their little ancestors, they want something, just say a word, and someone immediately comes up to help. Thinking about it, this is also human nature, speaking of which, they are the disadvantaged group in the village after all, Gu Jihai has become a climate, and his prestige in the village is also pushed step by step by his arrogance and wit, and there are many places where they will rely on Gu Jihai in the future. In particular, the village chief of this session is Gu Jihai's father.

What Gu Jihai gave to He Xin was a big carp that was next to the village and was caught by someone with a kite, and said in Gu Jihai's words to He Xin: "What is the relationship between the two of us." At the very least, you have to get a movable local product to get by! ”

Although Gu Jihai said some good and obedient words, the more he looked at Gu Jihai, the more he felt that He Xin, who was pleasing to the eye, still smiled slightly.

When I arrived in the district, it was already more than ten o'clock, and Gu Jihai stayed at Lao He's house to eat lunch, and He Xin and Li Fat were all there for this meal.

The two chefs in charge of cooking were brought by Lao He from the capital, and they left after finishing the meal, but their cooking skills were still quite admirable, and every dish was delicious, almost making Gu Jihai bite off his tongue.

Whether it is in the previous life or in this life, Gu Jihai is a delicious master, and he is still a little greedy for tongues. As a foodie, he has to admit that these two people can be brought by Lao He from the capital, and they are indeed unique, at least the skill of cooking, Gu Jihai, who is used to going in and out of hotels and restaurants, has never eaten food that can surpass their works.

So, while eating like this, Gu Jihai couldn't help but think more.

Lao He definitely didn't come here to make money, otherwise he would never have brought such two chefs here, it was purely for the chef's petty use. This also brings out Sister Xin's dignity even more.

No, we'll see if we can get something out. It's not a big deal after all.

"Uncle He, why doesn't Aunt He go to the table?" I didn't expect Lao He's lover to come, in case two women get together, they are all called aunts, and the other party is difficult to tell who they are calling, which is inconvenient, so he simply gets closer to him, and directly calls them aunts, and then adds a surname of their husband's family in front of them to distinguish them.

When Gu Jihai found something very strange, whether it was at Li Fatzi's house or Lao He's house, when they were eating, their lovers didn't seem to be at the table. Or rather, that's what he saw.

"Women have long tongues, and there are things that can't keep secrets." Lao He put a dish in his mouth, and said in a tone with the fat man: "Xiao Gu, come on, eat, you don't care about her." ”

"Uncle He, what you said is not right, are there any outsiders here, and what secrets need to be kept secret? It's really a big deal, I'm full of food and drink, and I go to the study. Saying that, Gu Jihai didn't forget to pick up He Xin: "Sister Xin, you said yes?" ”

Most of Gu Jihai's work experience is in business, and he has developed the concept that only when there are outsiders, he will say important things at the dinner table. Because the orders are all done at the dinner table.

Gobbled up his stomach and wiped his mouth with a napkin, ready to get down to business.

Seeing Aunt He, who was forced by him to sit down on top of the seat and bow her head to eat, Gu Jihai wanted to speak and stopped, but still didn't say anything. Forget it, it's all other people's family affairs, and it's not beautiful to have too many mouths. Besides, looking at Aunt He's uncomfortable appearance, I can't tell if I hate myself for doing this more.

"Great~~~ uncle!" Gu Jihai put on a smile that he thought was very cute, elongated his tone, and said cutely.

Hearing this, the fat man was directly agitated, and the beef in his mouth fell to the ground, almost getting goosebumps all over his body.

Obviously, Gu Jihai's pretending to be cute failed.

"You kid be normal, don't scare my high blood pressure." The fat man glanced at Gu Jihai and said angrily.

"Okay!" Gu Jihai, who was strongly hit by his self-confidence, pursed his lips and scolded indignantly: "Damn! Why is this man so different? Others pretend to be cute and ask for money, why do I pretend to be cute and die? At that moment, I almost shuddered to myself. ”

"You, pretending to be cute? Hum. The fat man sneered: "Come on." Other people's faces are cute, yours is hateful. You've been like this since you were so young, maybe what will happen when you grow up? ”

"What? Am I not handsome? Gu Jihai was immediately furious.

"Handsome! It's just a robber, a robber, a rapist, a criminal, and a criminal. ”

"Fat man!" Gu Jihai raised his eyebrows, and he was about to run away: "Lying is to be struck by lightning!" ”

"Okay, how about saying that you're a powerful faction, not an idol?"

"Fat man, I hate you!" Gu Jihai said with a depressed expression: "You remember for me, the premise that I will go back to harm your daughter is that your daughter doesn't look like you." Like Aunt Li. ”

No one ever said that he was ugly, but he had never had a goddess-level girl say to him, "I love you!" But there were dinosaurs who confessed to him: "Gu Jihai, you are so handsome, I love you!" Gu Jihai thought faintly in his heart at that time: "You love me not because I'm handsome enough, just because you're ugly!" ”

was provoked by a fat man, to be honest, my heart is still a little dull.

Of course, what makes him sad is not that he is not handsome enough, but that from the previous life to the present Nima, Lao Tzu is still a virgin!