After Wang Lu finished signing his pen name, the earth immortal immediately happily pinched the jade slip and showed off among his companions: "Haha, I have his signature!" ”

Then he ran back again: "Please be sure to finish the book of this masterpiece from scratch!" ”

"Uh, I'm kind of ...... right now"

"It's okay, we understand very well, you've been creating for so long, and you should take a break, but we'll always look forward to it!"

Wang Lu took the jade slip in his hand and watched him gradually move away.

At the same time, I can vaguely feel that there is a fanatical belief gathering outside this rostrum...... Wang Lu had been the leader of the Zhi Sect at the beginning, and he knew very well that this power was the legendary power of faith. The question is...... Where did he get all this power of faith!?

The identity of the leader of the Zhi Sect has long since faded, and the power of faith is not very important to him...... So these forces that are surging now, are they not able to achieve their own readership?! I have been writing books in the martial arts arena for many years, but as a result, I not only delayed time, but also gathered a lot of fans?! It was a nice surprise, but that's not the most important thing right now.

Wang Lu frowned, already aware of the strangeness of the atmosphere here: "Tsk, no wonder you feel wrong, why are you still here?" With your patience, you can't wait patiently for me to write a book for years, right? How long has it been here? ”

Wang Wu said with a deeply painful expression of suspicion and pain from his loved ones: "One month. ”

"Tsk, it's only been a month? It doesn't reflect the durability and tenacity of the old man at all, I feel as if five or six years have passed in it. But looking at it from another angle, I was able to achieve five or six years of cultivation in one month, and it was a blessing in disguise. ”

"Hey, it sounds like you're quite confident in your cultivation results, could it be that after five or six years of cultivation, your short sword has become a little longer?"

"......" was viciously ridiculed, Wang Lu squinted his eyes and was ready to start a fierce counterattack, saying that this master-apprentice drama has not been staged for a while, this slut should not think that he has been distorted by time in the martial arts arena for five or six years, and he has become unfamiliar with the skills of eating, right?

However, before Wang Lu could speak, Xuan Mo interrupted coldly: "Enough gossip, right?" Is there a show ahead? If not, this farce can be over, right? ”

Wang Lu hurriedly said: "Of course not, the program list has been handed over to you, and there is still a group comedy left in the end, please don't be impatient." ”

“…… Hurry up! ”

Wang Lu immediately made a gesture and beckoned the last group of people to appear on stage. Speaking of which, this group of people is also hard, and they waited for Wang Lu outside the field for a month. Because Wang Lu is not sure how long his calligraphy copying can be delayed, if he is lucky, he can delay it for a year and a half, and if he is unlucky, he will be cracked or stopped by the earth immortals as soon as the performance starts, so the next group of people must be vigilant outside from the beginning.

Although the actors' lounge is spacious, the difficulty of the closed life in the past month can be imagined, and after they took the stage, their faces were as sad as if they had been constipated for many years, but fortunately, the clothes were at least still in line with Wang Lu's requirements.

The simple monochrome gown, with a stiff smile that looks insincere, this is the dignity of the actors who are in a group comedy, and when they walk from the backstage to the stage, there is an uproar outside the venue. Many people suspect that this is the Spirit Sword Sect to perform the traditional folk art of Cangxi Prefecture to drive away corpses.

If there is any strength worth mentioning about these cross talk actors, it is that there are too many people.

One two, three four...... The actors lined up in a long line to enter the venue, and it took a meal just to enter the venue, and in the end there were six or seven hundred actors standing on the stage! As long as one-tenth of the people inside are whispering, the field will be noisy, and the outsiders will only hear a chaotic scene, and they will be even more confused. Although the program list is written in a group of cross talk, who has ever heard the cross talk of six or seven hundred people?

"Hey, Xiao Lei, have you heard group comedy?"

The earth immortal named Xiao Lei smiled bitterly: "Sister Xuanmo, I have heard it, but when I was a mortal, I was only interested in it occasionally, if you want to ask me about the name here, I can't say anything." It's just that most of the group comedy I've heard is about three or five people. This scale is really unheard of, perhaps because in the past 16,000 years, the art form has been greatly innovated. ”

After listening to it, Xuan Mo made a judgment, bullshit artistic innovation, it must be Wang Lu's kid who has a new conspiracy!

Thinking of this, Xuan Mo was shocked again: Could it be that Wang Lu had already calculated his own means, so he would arrange such a show? Although nine out of ten of these six or seven hundred people were mortals, and most of them were even powerless, but with such a large number of people, it was impossible for her time warp to take effect. Therefore, no matter what tricks the other party plays, it is all done in a boat.

In the middle of the entanglement, the show officially began.

"Hello everyone, today we will give you a cross talk."

Among the six or seven hundred people, an old man in the center said tremblingly, only to see that his beard was silver, skinny as wood, and his thin body lined his bone joints protruding, and I didn't know whether it was the artist's wind bones or bone hyperplasia.

However, it is obvious that this old man has quite a prestige among the actors, and after a moment after he spoke, someone next to him stood up and smiled: "The name of cross talk is called New Year's greetings." ”

Then another person stood up with the same smile: "The so-called New Year's greetings are a long-standing cultural tradition in our Kyushu mainland. ”

…… And then just one by one, this group of cross talk actors quickly explained the ins and outs of the tradition of New Year's greetings. Some of the viewers who don't know what to know are listening to it speciously, feeling vaguely like they've learned something, but more often than not, it's inexplicable.

Xuan Mo whispered to the person named Xiao Lei: "Is group comedy like this?" ”

Xiao Lei said: "It's not right at all, the cross talk I've heard is basically a few actors amusing each other, and sometimes they still sing a few paragraphs, this kind of elaboration in large paragraphs...... Maybe there will be, but it won't be deliberately divided into sentences, one person says this one sentence at a time, what is this? ”

"We just explained to everyone what New Year's greetings are, why do you want to explain it like that?"

Xiao Lei heard this and hurriedly patted Xuanmo on the shoulder: "Sister Xuanmo, listen, they have to explain." ”

As a result, Xuan Mo just turned his gaze, and the person who spoke had already changed.

"Because if you don't understand these things, it's easy to make jokes."

Then one of the people next to him turned his head - but not to the person who had just spoken, but to the other side: "What kind of joke?" ”

The person on the other side immediately answered: "For example, I know a person named Zhang San, he doesn't know what New Year's greetings are, and he makes jokes." ”

Another person behind the man asked, "What kind of joke did Zhang San make?" ”

A newcomer stood up and said: "Anyway, one day, this three people go out to string relatives......

Next, more than 100 people completed Zhang San's story in the form of dialogue, to the effect that Zhang San said the wrong thing when he was a relative, causing a misunderstanding, and everyone laughed, and then an elder came forward to point out Zhang San's mistakes, and taught Zhang San to earnestly study excellent traditional culture and become a useful talent for the country and society, Zhang San was ashamed and excited to say that he would definitely follow the instructions of his elders and work hard......

During the telling of this story, Xuan Mo only listened to it all over his body, this way of talking one person and one sentence, and their stiff expressions that did not smile...... It was as if there was an invisible will that played with these six or seven hundred people as puppets.

This feeling is simply creepy, not to mention laughing, Xuan Mo only felt that a demonic wind from the Nine Hells was blowing around him, blowing and freezing the flesh of the human primordial gods.

She was silent for a long time and asked, "Xiao Lei, what do you think of this performance?" Is it the reason I can't catch the laugh? ”

Xiao Lei pondered and said: "I always think that this story should not be funny." ”

"Can you explain what happened to those two people?"

Xuan Mo stretched out his hand to the side, only to see Wang Lu and Wang Wu rolling on the ground without any scruples, and let out a creepy laugh.

The two of them kept laughing and laughing, and even laughed out of their tears, Xuan Mo listened to the cross talk stories on the field and listened to the heartfelt laughter of these two people, and had to start wondering if it was a mistake that he couldn't laugh.

"I ......" Xiao Lei stammered, he wanted to say that the brain circuits of these two people were different from ordinary people, and it was not unusual for them to do anything, but listening to the exaggerated laughter, his words couldn't be spoken.

"I don't really understand."

And except for Xiao Lei, the rest of the earth immortals don't understand.

What's so ridiculous about that story just now? Could it be that the art form of later generations has evolved to a point that our aesthetics cannot control? Could it be that there is some baggage in the last didactic line that only future generations will understand?

But then again, in addition to the two of them, Hetu Zhenjun, the red-robed ancestor and others were also sitting upright, and they couldn't see half a smile.

What's the problem?

In the midst of confusion, those cross talk actors have begun to unfold on the previous story and conduct a deeper analysis, from why young people don't know about excellent traditions, and soon talk about their attitudes towards foreign cultures.

The audience had already begun to vomit in their chests and abdomen, and then they were finally relieved to find that according to the form of one person and one sentence, these six or seven hundred people seemed to be about to finish.

In fact, they actually have to finish speaking, from the beginning of the show to the present, these six or seven hundred people have spoken for at least half an hour. It's okay to be younger, some old artists who are both virtuous and artistic are about to lose their feet, and they must be supported by two people at the same time to stand up straight.

Xuan Mo turned his head and glanced at Wang Lu, but he didn't expect that he didn't delay time on this show......

As a result, the next moment, she watched in amazement as the people on the stage began to leave the stage in an orderly manner, and from the other side, another group of people in plain coats walked in with smiles and waves to the audience.

, it turns out that there are substitutes!

(The compilation of the Spirit Sword briefing is still in progress...... The pressure of rushing is slightly greater, rest assured that the reward will be distributed as promised~)