One two, three four...... Soon six or seven hundred people poured in, occupying the original position of the actors, and the conversation continued.

After the last person in the previous phalanx walked out of the field while waving goodbye to the audience, and at the same time saying his own line, the new entrant finally found a chance to speak.

"Speaking of this foreign culture, I know a person who particularly admires foreign culture, especially the culture from the Xiyi Continent, and he can't respect it!"

The actor who spoke first in the phalanx was also standing in the middle of the crowd, obviously with an extraordinary position, and his lines were longer than the average person. But when he had said that, he returned to the queue and stood with a stupid smile.

Next, these six or seven hundred people told a joke about Li Sihao, who overrespected foreign culture, and told a ridiculous story in a gloomy way, and also added a lot of preaching and propaganda at the end of the story, and they couldn't find the laugh point in the whole process, but there were two people on the rostrum who were still rolling on the floor with laughter.

Xuan Mo couldn't help it, got up and walked to Wang Lu's side, hesitated for a moment, then squatted down and patted him on the shoulder: "Hey, I said, what was so funny about that story just now?" ”

Wang Lu was pounding the ground at this time, and when he heard Xuanmo ask, he raised his head and replied: "Hahaha, I, haha, with you, haha, say, hahahaha, that hahaha......haha

Xuan Mo was stunned for a while: "I know, you laugh slowly." ”

When she returned to her seat, she felt like she was being played like a fool.

Soon after, the second phalanx finished telling the story and left the field in turn, and the third phalanx entered with neat steps, the same size of six or seven hundred people, and also brought a new long story......

The only difference is that after this story was told, Wang Lu and Wang Wu's laughter was much quieter.

It seems that for Jin Dan Zhenren, laughing wildly for more than two hours in a row is also a great burden. Thinking so, Xuan Mo glanced at Wang Lu, and was keenly aware that when he was rolling on the ground, he seemed to have taken something from the mustard seed bag and wanted to send it to his mouth.

Xuan Mo's reaction speed as an earth immortal was so fast, and as soon as his thoughts turned, he stretched out his invisible hand and grabbed Wang Lu's hand, forcing him to show what was in his hand.

Two round elixirs.

"What is this?" Xuan Mo asked, and at the same time, he had already burst out the answer, "Ha, forget the worries?" An elixir that can make people fall into extreme joy, forget their troubles and laugh non-stop? So that's what you're laughing about? ”

Being caught and raped in bed like this, Wang Lu had no choice but to get up from the ground, and by the way, he kicked the master, who was still laughing, and signaled that she didn't have to laugh anymore.

"Haha, I, hahaha, just hahaha, I've already taken hahahaha, haha, hahahaha."

“…… Okay, then you laugh slowly. Wang Lu sighed, and then said to Xuan Mo, "Actually, this qiē is all a misunderstanding. ”

Xuan Mo couldn't wait for a slap in the face: "Do you really think this kind of reason can fool you through?!" ”

Wang Lu Zhengse said: "I'm not fooling anyone, but I'm doing my best to help some people in need." What the actors who sweat on the field and perform cross talk need is our laughter and applause! So I'm going to give them laughter even if I'm on drugs! Of course, it would be best if you could laugh without taking drugs, but it's a pity ......"

“…… It turns out that you also know that the cross talk they talk about is not funny at all! ”

Wang Lu said: "Well, as long as you are not an idiot, you won't think their cross talk is funny, but at least it is very positive, very motif, and very educational...... Listen, aren't you talking about how to deal with foreign cultures correctly? ”

"Cross talk is not used to teach, okay!"

Wang Lu said: "This issue can be discussed later, but the problem now is that in addition to preaching cross talk, they won't talk about other cross talk." ”

"Then don't ask them to perform!"

Wang Lu shrugged: "Then they will starve to death." These actors are actually very pitiful, except for this kind of unfunny cross talk, they don't know any other kind of cross talk at all. Before I found them for the opening ceremony, most of them were living in their own art circles, and luckily there were some monarchs who liked art, so they could still live in certain places to eat...... But in fact, there are also those cross talk actors who don't even have the qualifications to be affiliated and are really starving to death. ”

"And then?"

"Then, I felt that this opening ceremony was an opportunity to show their situation in front of people. Believe me, compared with those cross talk actors who have gained fame and fortune, these talents can better represent the overall situation of cross talk in mainland Kyushu. ”

"So what?"

Wang Lu said: "This opening ceremony is that our Wanxian Alliance is showing you all kinds of Kyushu today, rather than blindly showing off the brilliance, I am more willing to let you see a real Kyushu continent." Actually, don't you think these actors are a little like us? ”

"Oh?"

Wang Lu pointed to an actor on the stage who was trying his best to express his lines: "Look at him, although he only has one line, at least at the moment of his performance, that line is all he has, and he will do his best." ”

Xuan Mo glanced at the field coldly: "His expression is stiff, and he mispronounces a word in his lines, this is what he can do?" ”

"yes, it's not worth it to you and me, but that's all they have."

As he spoke, Wang Lu waved his hand, and saw the scene in the martial arts arena change suddenly. In addition to the cross talk of hundreds of people one by one, there are many more pictures.

Xuan Mo's heart was just a pang.

According to the regulations, no one is allowed to interfere in the show in the show, Wang Lu just waved his hand and brought out a lot of pictures, not that he used any magical spells, but ...... He's already set the time!

In other words, could he even count the conversation at this moment?!

But soon she had no time to think about these things, because the scene was already spreading.

It records the daily life of those cross talk actors.

It's a daily life that you can't bear to look at. I saw a simple thatched house, a ragged woman said hoarsely: "Lao Zhang, the second brother and sister-in-law came again yesterday. ”

The man named Lao Zhang frowned: "You're here to ask for money again?" I told them that I would definitely pay it back, and as long as Zhang Yuanwai held another cross talk meeting, I would be able to earn money to pay them back. ”

The woman just sighed: "When will Zhang Yuanwai hold another cross talk meeting, and even if he does it again, will he invite you to go?" The last time you performed, didn't you say that it wasn't funny at all? ”

Lao Zhang slapped the table angrily: "I learned a joke from a famous master in the county, how can it not be funny?!" And edutainment, isn't the young master of Zhang Yuanwai's family just lawless, and he needs someone to persuade him to be kind? ”

The woman opened her mouth and did not speak.

Lao Zhang was even more angry: "I know what you want to say, it's useless to educate and entertain, right?" The jokes I learned weren't funny, were they? Wait, I'll be able to come up with funny jokes in these two days! ”

Then the picture turned, but it was Lao Zhang stammering by a barren river: "Then, then the latter quickly turned his head, it doesn't matter if he turns his head, guess what?" He, he saw his wife. ”

After speaking, Lao Zhang was stunned for a while, looked at the gurgling of the river, grabbed his unkempt hair, and repeated it again.

"It doesn't matter if you turn your head, guess what, he sees him, his wife."

After being silent for a while, Lao Zhang repeated the sentence again: "He saw his wife......"

Speaking of this, even he can clearly feel how boring this line is.

I saw his wife, so what? Is there anything funny? There should be, there should be, there should be?! But if there really is, why doesn't anyone laugh, why no one laughs at the cross talk I talk about!

I just want to talk about cross talk, I just want to hear others laugh! Why, why can't it ......

"Hahaha!"

Suddenly, he suddenly raised his head and laughed, and the laughter echoed in Siye, as if happy, but always desolate. And halfway through the laughter, Lao Zhang couldn't cry.

"Why, why isn't it funny at all, why!"

Then, the story ends here, and the screen turns, but it is a close-up of an actor on the scene who is reading his lines.

It is Lao Zhang, but compared to the story, he looks much more energetic now, wearing a brand-new plain robe without patches, his beard and hair have been carefully repaired, and the whole person seems to be ten years younger, and even the wrinkles on his face seem to have been smoothed out.

Although he only has one line, at this moment, he pours everything into this line.

"It doesn't matter if you turn your head, guess what? He saw his wife, hahahaha! ”

In the last sentence, six or seven hundred people on the field laughed in unison.

――

On the rostrum, Xuan Mo was already stunned.

Outside the arena, the audience who watched the show on the signboard was also shocked.

What's going on with this earth-shattering reversal?! Why did those clumsy cross talk actors suddenly light up the light of humanity!?

If the previous group comedy performance was just a disgusting farce, then now looking at Lao Zhang's smiling face, people's hearts suddenly have a little more warmth and relief. The corners of someone's mouth even rose slightly.

Wang Lu said proudly: "Look, the audience has used their expressions to give this show the fairest evaluation!" ”

"Is this praise entirely motivated by sympathy and pity also something to be proud of!? This...... It's a fraud! ”

Wang Lu said: "How can it be fraud, Lao Zhang is really just a clumsy craftsman, I just show his clumsiness just right." ”

"This kind of artistically painted display itself means that it is not real!"

"You also know that this is a show, this is a big show, a show, not a news interview, you question that I shouldn't use artistic expression, don't you think it's ridiculous?"

Xuan Mo was speechless for a moment, especially when she saw that the few innocent earth immortals around her had been deeply infected, and began to laugh with the laughter of the cross talk actors on the field, she really had nothing to say.

"Okay, you've won this time."