After listening to Zhou Yu's words, Zhou Hu patted his chest and responded: "Brother Xingergou, listen to you, I'll see if someone else fools in the future, but I haven't touched a cent of the money from Lao Guo, and I have handed it over to Accountant Zhang as a fund, which is specially for those military martyrs who have five guarantees." But you are right, Comrade Guo is really good, he is a caring person, and I thank him on behalf of the people. ”

Zhou Yu was a little sick to his stomach when he heard the last sentence, so he said: "Three donkeys, how do I feel that your kid has been talking more and more incomprehensibly recently, and he chews words at every turn, the key is that you don't chew right, it's just an abuse of bad words." ”

"Oh? Is that really the case? But I feel good. Hey, Brother Ergou, you don't know what to do, recently I often talk to Lao Cao on the phone to discuss the use of square words and language skills, is it possible that this old boy is talking nonsense? ”

Zhou Yu almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, and his eyes widened and asked, "Three donkeys, what are you talking about?" You and Cao Meng discussed this? Isn't he learning authentic London tones? Why are you studying this again? ”

"Ah, Lao Cao said, what is taught in the pronunciation textbook is not the standard London pronunciation at all, but the local pronunciation here in Qingshan County. I heard that Lao Cao had only recently discovered that he was very talented in poetry and lyrics, so his interest turned to this aspect for the time being. And he told me that he had recently written a book of poems and was planning to find a publishing house to publish it. ”

I'll you! Zhou Yu wants to bite Cao Da Buddha to death now, this old boy is too bad, he can't speak the bear-like Northeast dialect and write poetry? This time, the three donkeys were obviously fooled by others.

"Three donkeys, let your kid fool people all day long, according to me, your kid was fooled by Lao Cao this time. What do you think Lao Cao has a literary atmosphere all over his body? Can he still write poetry? Phew! In that case, I'll call you brother. ”

Zhou Hu scratched the lid of the pot. After thinking for a while, he said hatefully: "Brother Ergou, I don't feel right when I hear you say this." He read me those poems, how do I feel a little familiar now, and the feelings are copied from elementary school textbooks. Damn it. This dead fat man even dares to fool me, see how I clean him up in the future. ”

"Come on, you're stupid when you're fooled, what are weird people doing? But this Lao Cao is too much of a thing, this is a life to take you to the ditch, with bad intentions. ”

The three elders listened to the little brothers gritting their teeth and talking there, but they all had a strong interest in the one named Cao Meng, and it was said that if they could fool the three donkeys, they were also a character!

These days, Zhou Dingbang and Accountant Zhang took over Zhou Hu's acquisition work, just so that Zhou Hu could help Zhou Yu on the mountain. Let the brothers work together to take care of the children, so after sitting in the yard for a while, the brothers drove back to Pheasant Ridge.

But when the brothers came to Dongpo sweating profusely, they felt that something was wrong. Seeing that the scene in front of him was chaotic, Aunt Da Kui led the children to drive the swan family into the fence, and the battle chicken and the toothless rabbit actually got into the pig's nest. Flowey and her two wives surrounded seventeen puppies in the middle, raising their heads and barking wildly.

The brothers hurriedly looked up at the sky, but this look didn't make the brothers angry. I saw two eagles gliding leisurely in the sky, and from time to time there were a few hisses.

"Brother Ergou, this fucking bully has come home, I didn't expect these two dead birds to chase them to Pheasant Ridge. No more. I can't stand it anymore, we have to find a way to kill them, it's unbearable Uncle Unbearable! ”

It turned out that the two big eagles that flew in the sky were the two big eagles that harassed Zhoujia Village, and I don't know how Lu Dao found here.

saw that Zhou Yu and his brothers were back. Aunt Da Kui patted her chest and said with palpitations: "Two dogs and three donkeys, you are finally back, it was too dangerous just now, I was coaxing the children to sleep." I heard a dog barking, so I hurried to the front of the courtyard. Only then did they find that the two big eagles were rushing down to catch the two little swans, but thanks to Flowey and the two wild boars on the side, they were not captured.

Also, the little black rabbit you raised can show its face today. My aunt has never seen a rabbit like this when she is so big. Just when an eagle didn't catch the little swan and was about to fly into the sky, the little black rabbit standing on the wild boar jumped up with a pole and almost jumped on the eagle's back, scaring the eagle so much that he quickly escaped.

By the way, the little black rabbit seems to have broken when it landed, let me carry it to the wild boar's nest, you hurry up and see, such a good rabbit don't fall into any problems.

At this time, the children also gathered around, chattering about the evil deeds of the eagles and the heroism of the animals. Nan Nan said with tears in her eyes: "Brother Ergou, those two eagles are so bad, they want to eat the little swan, and the baby rabbit also fell and was injured, but it is so brave, Brother Ergou, can you and the third donkey brother beat the eagle away?" Otherwise, the little swan and the beautiful rooster would not have dared to come out to play with us, and they would have suffocated to death if they stayed in the fence all day? ”

Zhou Yu wiped the little guy's head and comforted him softly, and then came to the pig's nest with Zhou Hu with red eyes and hugged the toothless rabbit out. At this time, Da Hong and Er Hong were waiting outside the pig's nest like two door gods, and when they saw their master, they quickly ran to Zhou Yu's side and snorted excitedly.

The Toothless Rabbit was very excited when he saw Zhou Yu at first, but as if he suddenly remembered something, he stretched out his front leg and pointed to the two eagles in the sky, and became unhappy again.

Zhou Yu put the toothed rabbit on the ground and observed it carefully, and found that the little guy didn't have any major problems except for walking with a little limp, and it was estimated that he had broken his leg after falling from the air just now. I guess it will be able to heal itself after getting it into space in the afternoon.

Holding the toothed rabbit, Zhou Yu comforted the swan family again, and then covered the iron cover of the fence with Zhou Hu, and it is estimated that the swan family will have to stay in the fence for a while.

After the last, Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu came to Huahua, holding Huahua's dog head and encouraging him very much, to say that the biggest credit today has to be Huahua, this guy is a thief and a thief, and it is really not easy to find a bargain from it. In the future, it seems that it will have to sit on the top spot of these animals on the mountain, and the toothless rabbit will be reluctant to be the second child.

Looking at the Toothless Rabbit in Zhou Yu's arms, Huahua's eyes were much kinder, probably moved by the brave performance of the Toothless Rabbit just now, and his attitude was obviously much stronger than yesterday.

After placing the animals, Zhou Yu asked the children to continue to study and write their summer homework, and he and Zhou Hu sat under the big tree at the gate of the courtyard and looked at the two eagles in the sky in a daze.

"Three donkeys, don't sigh, think about it again, our brothers will definitely come up with a way. Otherwise, if these two eagles continue to make trouble, we won't be alive? Fuck it's really not biting. ”

"Who's to say it isn't? I have eaten them alive now, but those two dead birds fly so high that they can't hit the arrows, and they are so clever that they can't do anything. ”

As a result, the brothers thought about it all afternoon and couldn't come up with a way to deal with the eagle.

Night replaces day, and the stars on duty wink playfully across the pure black sky. Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu, who had finished dinner, sat under the big tree outside the courtyard gate, surrounded by a large group of animals. Since it was dark and the eagle had flown away, Zhou Yu took the swan family and the fighting chicken outside to let them go.

By going to the space in the afternoon to recuperate, the Toothless Rabbit became lively again at this time, and began to get nervous, constantly bouncing around on Da Hong and Erhong's bodies, and occasionally ran to Huahua's side to crack the three-petal mouth and laugh a few times. Flowey licked the rabbit's hind legs with her tongue with great concern, and the relationship between the two animals became harmonious.

Seeing the toothless rabbit jumping so happily, Zhou Hu stared at its hind legs vigorously, shaking his head for a while and nodding again, looking very hesitant.

"Brother Ergou, how do I remember that when I first saw this dead rabbit, I was kicked hard by its hind legs, and almost kicked me on the heel, is there such a thing?"

"Really? I really forgot about this, but the strength of this little guy's hind legs is really not small, and it is definitely not a problem to get on his heels if he is kicked. Hey? Why, you ask? ”

"What? Hehe, Brother Ergou, do you think it will have to be kicked into a daze if it gives the eagle a cold shot? ”

"That's a must, even if you kick the eagle to death. No, is there something wrong with your kid? ”

Zhou Hu glanced at Zhou Yu awkwardly, and said with a swagger: "Brother Ergou, what do you call me and what are the bad moves?" Should you say that the plan will be out? Hehe, Brother Ergou, do you remember the texts we learned when we were children, isn't there a rabbit fighting eagle in it? Ordinary rabbits can use their hind legs to kick the eagle up, not to mention our little ancestor? Have you ever seen a rabbit with such strength? If I were to say this, this, this, and this, we would definitely be able to take those two eagles. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, when are you still chewing words with me? Hurry up and say this, this, and this. ”

"That's what I think, tomorrow we'll let the black rabbits lie on the grass in the west and pretend to play, do you think those two eagles can hold back when they see them? Designated to fly down to prey on it, and when they fly to the little black rabbit, let the little black rabbit decisively kick its mother, let's disguise it and hide in the thatch next to it, if the eagle is not kicked to death, we will cover it with a net, do you think it can still run? What's the matter, my method is not inferior to Zhuge Liang's straw boat borrowing arrows, right? ”

"Well, let me think about it. Huzi, I don't know if your method can compare to borrowing arrows from a grass boat, but I'm sure that you are cheaper than Zhuge Liang! ”

"Damn, Brother Ergou, you have to explain this to me, why am I cheaper than Zhuge Liang?"

Zhou Yu didn't pay attention to Zhou Hu, but lowered his head and thought about Zhou Hu's proposal just now. (To be continued......)