Chapter 187: The Toothless Rabbit Fights the Eagle 1
Zhou Yu thought for a while and then looked up and said to Zhou Hu: "Huzi, I think it's too dangerous to do this, what if the little black rabbit is taken away by the eagle?" I think we have to plan and plan well, and we have to come up with a foolproof plan. ”
Zhou Hu pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Brother Ergou, I think you are stupid to read, right?" There's a fart danger, huh? Why don't we tie a grass-green nylon rope to the black rabbit? If the situation is not good, let's just pull the rope hard, won't it be over? If you want to be safer, let's hide the flowers on the grass in advance. The little black rabbit and Huahua, the dead dog, should be nine out of ten, not to mention the eagle, even if there is a dragon, they have to clean it up. ”
Zhou Yu nodded, this method is really good, so he patted Zhou Hu in a comfortable mood and teased: "Huzi, I didn't expect that your kid is also a good hand at conspiracy and tricks, I am very relieved!" If you have a widow, why should you worry that the eagle will not die? ”
"Thank you, Lord Longen~~~"
Zhou Hu pretended to make a gesture, and then the two brothers laughed.
Early the next morning, it was just dawn, and the crescent moon that had worked hard all night didn't seem to like to let dawn come too early, and still reluctantly showed half of its face in the western sky.
The pheasant ridge was gray, and all the creatures in the mountains were still immersed in sweet dreams, and even the most diligent fighting chickens were sleeping in their own chicken coops at this time.
Under the caress of the mountain wind, the mist flowed and rose in all directions, wrapping red flowers, green grass, gurgling streams, and green mountains......
At this time, the pheasant ridge is really a dreamlike beauty, such as a fantasy artistic conception.
At such a dreamlike dawn, from the small courtyard on the eastern slope of Pheasant Ridge, the cat quietly walked out of two sneaky figures. It seems that they are still holding a dick in their hands, and if you look closely, you will see that the two of them are holding a large pointed shovel in their hands. On his back he carried a bright knife to open the mountain.
The two thieves walked to the grass to the west and stopped. At this time, one of the fellows, who looked as strong as an ox, twisted his right hand on his forehead and looked around cautiously, feeling that there was no enemy, and then withdrew his hand.
"Eight precepts. My grandson just inquired, and there is no enemy within a radius of 500 miles, so I can arrange it. ”
"Brother Monkey, are you really so skilled? A radius of 500 miles, what a big piece! The guy next to the strong man said.
"Damn, Bajie, what is this? When my grandson was awesome, don't say 500 miles, even 5,000 miles, it was also a fart effort, and the investigation was over. ”
"Brother Monkey, you won't let out a fart for days, right? Take care of yourself! ”
"It's a bit of a for a few days. But there are still some places that have been left for half a day. Shh, Bajie, this is the secret of the senior brother, but you must not tell others, you must be low-key, do you know the truth? ”
"Brother Monkey, the two of us are about to make a trip to catch those two eagle demons, and the junior brother still doesn't know what to do. Brother Monkey, will the plan be released? ”
"Oops. I'm so angry with my grandson, it seems that you are really a pig's head. Isn't this and this and this and this done? ”
"Brother Monkey is angry, Senior Brother is going to give the trap like this, I think it is under the wise leadership of Brother Monkey. Later, we will definitely be caught by us. ”
"Gotta got! Bajie do a good job, I'm very optimistic about you! You definitely have the potential to turn a pig into a human being......"
Aren't these two guys Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu? Because they were afraid that the eagle would come early, the brothers would get up before dawn, just so that they could make a trip as soon as possible, so that the eagle could fall into the law.
"Okay, Huzi, stop playing. If we don't start work again, the eagles will come later, hurry up. After the two brothers quarreled for a while, Zhou Yu urged.
Zhou Hu laughed. Carrying a shovel, he went to the middle of the grass and began to dig a hole. And Zhou Yu walked to the long grass next to him and started to cut the grass from the inside.
After more than half an hour, the brothers put a large amount of long grass on the three digging pits and covered the pits. From a distance, the long grass looks no different from the surrounding artemisia grass, and it is believed that even the eagle is cunning to find these secrets.
By this time the sky was getting brighter. "Oh oh oh" three long and mournful screams sounded in the mountains, making the two brothers jump a lot.
Zhou Hu patted his head and said to Zhou Yu with a wry smile: "Brother Ergou, are you sure you raise a rooster?" This is not to scare people to death, and vow not to give up! Even if you like cocks, can't we get one with a more innocent voice? ”
"Huzi, how loud and crisp this voice is, don't you think this voice sounds like a heavenly sound? And there is also an unwillingness and persistence in life. ”
"Damn, it's all messy, people are mentally ill like chickens!" After finishing speaking, he picked up the shovel and walked back, leaving Zhou Yu with a big back of his head.
Because they had to clean up the eagles today, they didn't have time to take care of the children, so after the two returned to their residence, Zhou Hu hurriedly went down the mountain and drove back to the village to report the news, while Zhou Yu stayed on the mountain to take care of the animals.
At this time, the sun had not yet risen, and the pheasant ridge was still covered in mist. Zhou Yu made a big pot of millet porridge for Huahua's family as quickly as possible, and then mixed some wild vegetables and cake noodles to feed to the big wild boar, the swan family and the fighting chicken, as for the toothed rabbit and spotted, they can eat whatever they like, because Zhou Yu still hasn't figured out what these two guys like to eat.
After the hot millet porridge was cooked, Zhou Yu divided it into a large pot and several small iron bowls, the large pots were for Huahua and his two wives to eat, and the four smaller iron bowls were for the puppies.
Seventeen puppies who were playing around their parents were greeted by Zhou Yu, and at the same time smelled the fragrance of millet porridge, and ran over to the rice bowl in a swarm, scrambling to poke their little heads into the rice bowl one by one.
Zhou Yu looked distressed, and hurriedly took out the little guys who were squeezed out, and gave them a small bowl of rice.
I usually can't see anything when we play together, but Zhou Yu can see the problem when I eat. Although these little guys have a common dog father, they are absolutely distinct when eating, and each rice bowl is surrounded by puppies of the same color. Zhou Yu couldn't help but smack his tongue when he saw it.
As a result, a large pot of millet porridge was eaten by the Huahua family, and when Zhou Hu came back, there was only a small bowl left, which Zhou Yu snatched from the dog's mouth.
Looking at the small bowl of millet porridge in front of him, Zhou Hu's tears hung down, "Brother Ergou, why do you say my life is so bitter?" Worked so hard to give me such a bite to eat in the morning? I'm a human, not a cat!
Besides, our family's Zhou Papi family only learns a few chicken crows in the middle of the night at most, but it didn't say that they won't let the long-term workers eat enough? Why haven't you shown him yet? Why is there no rice in our house? Why don't I carry some from home tomorrow? ”
Zhou Yu was speechless, and only then did he cry and say, "Huzi, I didn't expect the Huahua family to be so edible?" Especially the seventeen puppies, the amount of food they eat is almost the same as that of children. Just this little bowl of porridge I snatched out of the puppy's mouth, so you can just take it.
Anyway, you still have a mouthful of porridge to drink, brother, I haven't even drunk saliva since the morning. ”
"Damn, Brother Ergou, didn't you let me eat dog food? It's too much! ”
"Do you want it? If you don't want it, give it to me, I don't dislike it. ”
"Yes, why not, but Brother Ergou, you really haven't eaten it yet?"
"Do you think I'll be able to eat it?"
After the last brother, they drank half a bowl of porridge to the bottom, and when they finished eating, they looked at the two small bowls, and they could shake out the figure when they were licked, which was cleaner than a flowery dog bowl.
The eastern sky has been dyed red, the mist in the mountains has gradually dissipated, and the whole Pheasant Ridge has become verdant and vibrant.
Seeing that the sun was about to come out, the two brothers quickly took out a nylon rope the thickness of a grass green finger from the house, a fishing net, and a hemp bag. Then Zhou Yu took the toothless rabbit and led Huahua out of the courtyard with Zhou Hu.
Coming to the grass under the set, Zhou Yu pointed to the sky and the legs of the Toothless Rabbit, explained to the Toothless Rabbit and Huahua earnestly, and told them to pay attention to their own safety.
The Toothless Rabbit shook his front paws excitedly, and Flowey looked very indifferent, but there was a hint of disdain in his eyes. (To be continued......)