Chapter 729: Tiger and Tiger Fight
Women are almost duplicitous, and Zheng Peilin is no exception.
Seeing Xia Muhe go and turn back, her heart was obviously happy, but her mouth was cold and asked, "Aren't you leaving?" Why do you come back? ”
Xia Muhe squeaked and said, "That...... I didn't leave, but I saw that you didn't have anything in the refrigerator except noodles, so I went out and bought you some food. ”
Yan Xiaokai raised his eyes and looked at the two large plastic bags that the bearded man was carrying, and found that there were luncheon meat, ham sausages, steaks, mutton rolls, chicken legs, chicken wings, bread, steamed buns, and dumplings...... and so on, and hurriedly stepped forward to take it, which was going to be put in the refrigerator.
"The surname is Yan, what are you doing?" Zheng Peilin drank at Yan Xiaokai, and then said to Xia Muhe: "We like to eat noodles and don't like to eat anything else." You take things back, we are not rare. ”
Xia Muhe was a little confused, and stood there awkwardly.
Yan Xiaokai said: "Zheng Peilin, that ...... We've been eating noodles for days. ”
Zheng Peilin asked, "Isn't it delicious under me?" ”
Yan Xiaokai hurriedly shook his head, "I didn't say that you don't taste good underneath, I mean, we've been eating noodles for several days, isn't it time to change our appetite, and if you continue to eat noodles, I'm afraid it's all noodles!" ”
Zheng Peilin snorted coldly: "That's because you have a bad stomach, it's time to see a doctor!" ”
Yan Xiaokai responded in a low voice: "Even if you have a bad stomach, you eat noodles." ”
Zheng Peilin was so angry that she couldn't do it: "You ......"
Yan Xiaokai saw that she was about to go crazy again, so he hurriedly stepped forward, took her hand and said, "Okay, okay, don't you just have something to eat?" What's the big deal, don't worry about it, we're going to buy it anyway. How much is it at most, just calculate it back to Aunt Xia in a while. ”
Xia Muhe shook his head and said, "No need, no need, it's not worth a few dollars." ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Then what's the matter, the money will be returned to you." ”
Xia Muhe saw that this guy was talking, and he secretly glanced at himself, and he quickly came to his senses, and nodded hurriedly: "Okay, whatever you want." ”
After Yan Xiaokai put the things in the refrigerator, he returned to the living room and found that Xia Muhe and Zheng Peilin were still standing there, staring at each other with big eyes, and the bearded man who was Xia Muhe's driver and bodyguard had automatically and consciously retreated.
"Aunt Xia, what are you doing standing, sit down, sit down!" Yan Xiaokai warmly invited her to sit down, made a pot of hot tea again, and poured tea for her while saying, "Aunt Xia, you don't have to be polite, just treat it as your own home." ”
Zheng Peilin snorted heavily, stared at Yan Xiaokai gloomily, and said in a weird manner: "The surname is Yan, you are quite enthusiastic!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "What, it's also a guest when you pass through the door, isn't it?" What's more, she's still your mother, shouldn't I be more enthusiastic? ”
Zheng Peilin snorted coldly again, "How do I think you are a little drunkard and don't mean to drink?" ”
Yan Xiaokai's heart was blank for a moment, but he made a confused expression on the surface, "What did you say?" I don't understand. Hey, what are you still standing, sit, sit! ”
Zheng Peilin didn't want to sit, but was dragged onto the sofa by Yan Xiaokaisheng and faced Xia Muhe.
Seeing that the two mothers and daughters finally sat together, Yan Xiaokai exhaled slightly, it is difficult to be a good person!
It's just that after sitting together, the two girls never said a word, the atmosphere was very embarrassing and dull, Yan Xiaokai couldn't stand it anymore, so he wanted to pee on the shield, and said with a smile: "You two mothers and daughters haven't seen each other for so long, there must be a lot of private things to say, well, you talk, I'll ...... it."
"Sit down!" Before he finished his words, the two mothers and daughters had already broken off in unison.
Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to shut up, sat down honestly, and felt all kinds of grievances in his heart, you two mothers and daughters are fighting with spears, what's the matter with pulling me? Don't say that I'm not your son-in-law yet, even if it is, I still have human rights!
The three of them sat there, staring at the hour with wide eyes, and there was no sound of the pit.
Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to pour tea and water for the two big and small white tigers for this human sandwich.
After drinking the third pot of tea, Zheng Peilin finally opened her mouth, glared at Xia Muhe and said, "Now that you have seen it and you have drunk the tea, should you leave?" ”
Xia Muhe said: "Perin, today I was supposed to fly to the United States to have a very important meeting, and I had already gone to the airport, but when I was about to board the plane, I suddenly remembered that today was your birthday!" The big thing is not as important as my daughter's birthday, so I didn't care about anything, and changed the ticket to rush back from Guangcheng to celebrate you! ”
Zheng Peilin's heart warmed up, but she said bluntly: "It's really rare for a rich and busy person like Ms. Xia to remember my birthday!" ”
Xia Muhe's eyes were a little red and said: "Peilin, you are a piece of meat that fell from your mother's body, twenty-three years ago today, my mother almost died of dystocia in order to give birth to you, how could you not remember?" ”
Zheng Peilin said indifferently: "You deserve it!" ”
Yan Xiaokai originally answered her, no longer yelled at her, no longer scolded her, and no longer helped Xia Muhe, but after hearing such words, he couldn't help it anymore, and shouted: "Zheng Peilin, why are you talking like this?" ”
Zheng Peilin stood up suddenly, pointed at Xia Muhe and said to Yan Xiaokai: "The surname is Yan, what do you know?" When she was pregnant with me, the doctor told her early on that her pelvis was too narrow, and if she wanted to give birth by herself, the chance of dystocia would be more than 80%, and suggested that she have a caesarean section, but she died to suffer a crime, and no one listened to her advice, and she had to give birth by herself when she gave birth, which not only caused her to almost die in the delivery room, but also buried me with her. ”
Yan Xiaokai was stunned, his eyes involuntarily looked at Xia Muhe's lower body, and found that although her figure was tall, her waist was as slender and soft as a girl, and the hip bones on both sides of her waist were very narrow, which was obviously born with a narrow pelvis.
When he noticed this, Yan Xiaokai's heart couldn't help but jump several times, because the photo book said that a tall and plump woman with a narrow pelvis is destined to be a beautiful embryo and enjoy endless wealth and glory in her life, but very few children are sent to the elderly, because it is difficult for them to get pregnant and have children. And the bottom is compact and narrow, which is different from ordinary people, you can casually clip a banana without peeling, and even more can clip a peeled sugarcane raw!
If a man can meet a woman with such an artifact and be able to have a happy relationship with her, it will definitely be a blessing that he has cultivated for several lifetimes, because of the taste, he is simply as happy as a fairy.
When Yan Xiaokai slipped away, Xia Muhe's face was red and white, and he said after a while: "But, but didn't I give birth to you in the end?" ”
Zheng Peilin sneered: "Yes, you did give birth to me, but I stayed in the neonatal department for three whole months!" ”
Xia Muhe said bitterly: "This is definitely not what I want, if I can, I will definitely suffer on your behalf......"
Zheng Peilin shouted: "You don't come here, do you know that I don't kiss you when I am young?" Do you know what I hate you more? It's you who are afraid that your big boobs will be deformed and refuse to breastfeed me! Xia Muhe, since you cherish your figure so much, this should be stinky and beautiful, why do you want to give birth to me, why do you want to conceive me, just let my dad shoot on the wall! ”
was so counted by her daughter, Xia Muhe's tears finally fell, and she shook her head again and again: "No, it's not like this, I want to feed you, but when you were hospitalized, I was also hospitalized, and the whole person was in a mess, and I couldn't breastfeed you at all, and when I was finally discharged from the hospital, there was no milk left!" ”
Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but look at her chest, and suddenly understood in his heart again, no wonder it was so big, so round and so straight, it turned out that there was no breastfeeding.
There are many ways to express love, some are used to speak, some are used, and some are ...... Like this, with scolding!
Although the two mothers and daughters quarreled to death, and they quarreled for nearly three hours, Yan Xiaokai knew that the hearts of the two had always been closely linked.
When the continuous quarrel finally came to an end, Yan Xiaokai looked at the sky and found that it was already dinner time, so he stood up and said, "You go on, I'll give you food below!" ”
The two mothers and daughters looked at him in unison, and then refused in unison, "Don't!" ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Xia Muhe turned his head and said to Zheng Peilin flatteringly: "Peilin, I booked a birthday banquet for you in the old Hakka restaurant, and I also booked a golden box in the Great World Realm......
Zheng Peilin said: "I understand your kindness, I don't want to go anywhere today, I just want to stay here." ”
Xia Muhe was stunned for a moment, then nodded, picked up the Kun bag beside him, handed her the key to the mansion inside, and said: "This is my birthday gift to you this year, it is Villa 18 in Yulong Bay, I have all decorated and arranged, there is a new Pagani in the garage, and the most fashionable Parisian fashion in the wardrobe, you just need to take the key and you can move in directly." ”
Zheng Peilin didn't appreciate it at all, and sneered: "Ms. Xia, what a big stroke!" Spent a lot of money, right? ”
Speaking of money, Xia Muhe couldn't help but look at Yan Xiaokai, who casually threw out 100 million, and said in a voice that didn't dare to be too high: "It didn't cost much, just tens of millions." If you like to live outside, move in tomorrow. The environment here is just too bad for you! ”
Zheng Peilin said: "I understand your kindness, I like to live here and never go anywhere." ”
Xia Muhe said sadly: "Peilin, don't treat your mother like this, okay?" You are like this, my mother feels so uncomfortable. ”
Zheng Peilin said: "Now I know that Lu Dao is uncomfortable, why did you go earlier?" ”
Xia Muhe said: "I ......"
Zheng Peilin said: "Let's go, today is my birthday, I want to spend a two-person world with my boyfriend, and I don't want to be disturbed by unnecessary people." ”
Xia Muhe had nothing to do, but he looked at Yan Xiaokai as if he was asking for help again.
Yan Xiaokai can be regarded as an extremely good man, because he does not have many shortcomings, the biggest two are nothing more than a lack of heart and a soft heart, seeing Xia Muhe's pitiful appearance, he couldn't help but get sick again, and opened his mouth at the right time and said: "Actually, I think more people are more lively, more atmosphere, and more suitable for birthdays." ”
Xia Muhe had known Yan Xiaokai all day, but this sentence was undoubtedly the most pleasing sentence she heard, and she immediately stood up and said, "Yes, I think so too." I'm going to cook for you! ”
After speaking, she was afraid that Zheng Peilin would object, so she quickly rushed into the kitchen.
Yan Xiaokai saw Zheng Peilin glaring at him vigorously, spread his hands and said, "Isn't it good for someone to cook?" We've all saved yourself the hassle! ”
Zheng Peilin snorted coldly: "You just wait for me to give you something to eat!" ”
Yan Xiaokai: "Huh? ”
Zheng Peilin looked at the kitchen and said disdainfully: "She doesn't know how to cook at all." ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"——
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