Chapter 730: Delicate and capable mother-in-law
As far as Zheng Peilin knows, Xia Muhe can only eat, never cook, because she can't at all, she has never seen her go to the kitchen since she was a child, and she has never eaten a meal she made by herself.
What kind of mother there is, what kind of daughter she has, it is precisely because Xia Muhe can't cook, and Zheng Peilin can't either, but in the past year of her special forces career, Zheng Peilin finally learned the following, and after she came back, she often gave Yan Xiao food below.
At this moment, hearing that Xia Muhe was going to cook, Zheng Peilin couldn't help but sneer, and sat with her hands crossed waiting for her to get out of trouble.
Seeing her like this, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but stand up and wanted to go into the kitchen to help, worried that there would be no food to eat at night, and the most important thing was that the big white tiger would burn down his kitchen.
It was only as soon as he moved, Zheng Peilin immediately shouted, "What are you doing?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Well, I'll go in and have a look." ”
"What are you looking at, haven't you seen big boobs?" Zheng Peilin glanced at him and shouted, "Sit down honestly for me." ”
Yan Xiaokai was sweating so much that he sat back helplessly and said, "If you two mothers and daughters are not biological, I dare to cut off my heads and give them to others to sit on as a stool." ”
Zheng Peilin asked suspiciously: "Why do you say that?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Not only is the personality exactly the same, but even the tone of speech is exactly the same." ”
When Zheng Peilin heard this, she couldn't help but say a little depressed: "She didn't inherit anything from me, she just passed on her stinky temper to me." ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "There is still the same!" ”
Zheng Peilin said: "What? ”
Yan Xiaokai didn't speak, but his eyes looked under her.
Zheng Peilin noticed her eyes, and it took a while to understand, and she rolled her eyes and scolded, "Stinky rascal!" ”
Yan Xiaokai smiled hesitantly, and glanced at the key on the table, "Hey, don't you really want this house?" ”
Zheng Peilin said: "Don't! ”
Yan Xiaokai said with some envy: "This is the villa in Yulong Bay, and it is the most famous rich residential area in Haiyuan!" Also, let's not talk about how much the villa is worth, let's talk about the Pagani, as far as I know, the Pagani sports car is casually 10 million smaller, and this year's new model is priced at more than 23 million......"
Zheng Peilin pouted disdainfully and said, "I'm not rare!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "But I'm rare, if you don't want it, you can accept it and give it to me." ”
Zheng Peilin glared at him fiercely, and asked angrily: "Yan Xiaokai, what about your discipline?" ”
Yan Xiaokai raised his head and said confidently: "As long as you give me a luxury car and a famous car, I really don't want this kind of thing!" ”
Zheng Peilin scolded with a look of contempt: "It's so cheap! ”
Yan Xiaokai winked at her, "You only know about it now?" ”
Zheng Peilin covered her head speechlessly, looking completely defeated.
When the two were flirting, their eyes turned to the kitchen from time to time, because they were both a little afraid that the kitchen would be ordered by the woman.
But it seemed that their worries were unfounded, because not only was the kitchen not on fire, but they also did not hear the sound of dishes falling to the ground and blooming.
Looking at her busy figure in the kitchen with her apron tied, Zheng Peilin was very surprised, "Hey, it looks decent, it really looks like she can cook!" ”
Yan Xiaokai glanced at it, and said with some curiosity: "Otherwise, I'll go in and have a look!" ”
Zheng Peilin immediately said again, "What are you looking at, haven't you seen Big Mimi?" ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Zheng Peilin stared at him and said: "Yan Xiaokai, I warn you, don't make any crooked eyes, even if I don't recognize her, she is also your mother-in-law, if you dare to have any ideas, I will definitely discount your three legs." ”
Yan Xiaokai sweated wildly, can't he even think about it?
After more than an hour, Xia Muhe's shout came from the other end of the kitchen, "Okay, it's time to eat!" Come over here and help me get the food out of the way, okay? ”
Yan Xiaokai immediately stood up, but when he saw Zheng Peilin staring at him, he sat down weakly.
It's just that his butt kept getting on the sofa, and he heard Zheng Peilin shouting, "What are you doing sitting?" I don't want to help yet, I don't want to eat. ”
Black lines floated on Yan Xiaokai's forehead, but he still couldn't bear to say anything, stood up and walked to the kitchen.
After entering the kitchen, I saw that there were already many dishes on the marble stove, and it turned out to be Western food, black pepper steak, cheese stewed pork chop, pan-fried snow fish, grilled chicken wings in dense sauce, baked shrimp and shellfish with garlic, fried mein, borscht.
Looking at the dishes in front of him, Yan Xiaokai suddenly moved his index fingers, and asked in surprise, "Aunt Xia, are you really making these dishes?" ”
Xia Muhe snorted proudly, "How is it?" Awesome! ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded again and again, gave her a thumbs up, and then couldn't help but stretch out his head, wanting to take a chicken wing to pay for it.
Seeing this, Xia Muhe stretched out his hand and patted it down, and shouted, "Have you washed your hands?" ”
Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to stick out his tongue, and then turned around to wash his hands.
Xia Muhe raised her eyes and looked out, and found that Zheng Peilin was still sitting in the living room, so she whispered to Yan Xiaokai: "Boy, do you want to please your mother-in-law?" ”
"My mother-in-law?" Yan Xiaokai looked at her stunned, and said in her heart that my mother-in-law has a lot, which one do you refer to?
"Stupid!" Xia Muhe poked his finger on his head, "Me! ”
Yan Xiaokai suddenly nodded with a simple expression, opened his mouth and said, "Mom, what's the matter, just tell me!" ”
Hearing this mother, Xia Muhe's cold sweat broke out on the ground, I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless!
This kid really gives a little sunshine and it will be brilliant, and if he gives a little flood, he will dare to lay eggs if he gives a basket!
Yan Xiaokai saw her stunned, and shouted again, "Mom~"
"Suck~" Xia Muhe couldn't help but shudder, goosebumps fell to the ground, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Stop, if you want to please me, you don't need to call my mother, you don't have to do anything else, just do one thing!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Okay, Mom, you can say it!" ”
Xia Muhe couldn't cry or laugh, if she could, she really wanted to knock him on the head with the spatula in her hand.
After a while, she said: "I can see that Perrin really likes you, I am such a daughter, as long as she likes it, I don't care about cats and dogs......"
Yan Xiaokai said with a bitter face: "Mom, you are scolding again!" ”
Encountering such a superb future son-in-law, Xia Muhe finally couldn't hold back his face and was amused, "You want my approval, as long as you reconcile it and let our mother and daughter regain their old friendship!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said with some grievances: "Haven't I been doing this all along?" ”
Xia Muhe said: "But you obviously haven't done enough!" ”
Yan Xiaokai could only say: "That...... I'll try harder! ”
A smile appeared on Xia Muhe's face, "Okay, this is good!" ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
After taking all the dishes out of the bowl and chopsticks, Xia Muhe saw that Zheng Peilin was still sitting in the living room, so he glanced at Yan Xiaokai.
Yan Xiao happily understood, walked over and pulled Zheng Peilin up and said, "Why are you still sitting, it's time to eat!" ”
Zheng Peilin said: "I'm not hungry, you can eat it yourself!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Don't you eat a little if you're not hungry, don't you often tell me that you have to eat regularly and quantitatively, so that your stomach can be good, your body can be healthy, and you can live a long life?" ”
Zheng Peilin was stunned and said, "Have I ever said that?" ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded heavily, "Yes, there must be." ”
Zheng Peilin said: "But I don't have an appetite!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Today is your birthday, you should enjoy your face and eat with me!" ”
Zheng Peilin was so entangled that she couldn't do anything, so she could only follow Yan Xiaokai to the table half-pushing, and when she saw the hearty and fragrant dishes on the table, she felt hungry in an instant, when she was really not very hungry.
Xia Muhe saw her coming, and hurriedly pulled out a chair for her, "Peilin, sit down!" ”
Zheng Peilin ignored her, pulled out a chair and sat down.
Xia Muhe could only sneer, sat down on the chair she pulled out, and then sandwiched a piece of steak onto the plate in front of her, "Peilin, you repay the steak made by your mother, all of them are made according to your taste, with black pepper, seven ripe!" ”
Zheng Peilin glanced at the steak in front of her and asked, "Are you sure you didn't pack it back outside in advance?" ”
Xia Muhe hurriedly shook his head, "It's not me, I did it myself!" Didn't you always say that other classmates' mothers could cook, but I didn't, and always complained that I didn't cook a meal for you? So the year you went to the army, I participated in several cooking classes, Chinese food, Western food, and learned some of them. You pay it off, I've worked hard to learn! ”
Seeing Xia Muhe's eyes quietly thrown when he spoke, Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to agree: "Yes, let's make it up, I look very delicious!" ”
Zheng Peilin glanced at Yan Xiaokai, then at Xia Muhe, and snorted lightly: "You two are quite deed, are you playing a double reed so soon?" ”
Seeing that she was always yin and yang, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help it, and shouted: "Zheng Peilin, are you finished?" Love to eat but not to eat, not to eat and pull down. I'm still begging you to eat it? ”
Zheng Peilin said: "You ......"
Xia Muhe saw that her daughter was angry, so she said to Yan Xiaokai: "The surname is Yan, how do you speak?" Can't you be gentle with girls? With your stinky temper, you still want me to marry my daughter to you? ”
Yan Xiaokai: "I ......"
Zheng Peilin saw that he was injured, so she said to Xia Muhe: "You don't care who I marry, I just like him, I like his stinky temper, I just like him to call me." You're less cat scratching rats here, and you're nosy. ”
Xia Muhe: "......"
Well, this meal is lively, there is a pattern of brine and tofu, one thing drops one thing!
Yan Xiaokai pointed to the steak in front of Zheng Peilin and said, "Do you eat it?" Don't eat...... Just give it to me! ”
Zheng Peilin looked left and right, "There are no knives and forks, how can I eat?" ”
Xia Muhe patted his forehead and said embarrassedly: "Well, I only cared about buying vegetables, and I forgot to buy tableware." Wait, I asked the driver to buy it right away. ”
Zheng Peilin said angrily: "When you buy it, the cats are asleep!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said disdainfully: "Isn't it just a piece of steak?" Can't you eat without a knife and fork? Really! ”
As he spoke, he took Zheng Peilin's steak over, picked up two chopsticks, one pressed the steak horizontally, and the other was against the side, silently and violently, the chopsticks actually crossed from the side, penetrated the entire steak, and then lifted it up and handed it to Zheng Peilin, "Can't you eat it like this?" ”
Zheng Peilin couldn't laugh or cry, this is fried steak, not kebab, okay? But it's quite innovative to eat like this, so I took it.
Yan Xiaokai planed it in the same way, and after putting on Xia Muhe's piece, he picked up the steak in front of him with his bare hands, put it directly in his mouth and bit it.
Seeing this, Xia Muhe's mother and daughter couldn't help but look at each other, the steak can still be eaten like this, they are really in a long posture! ——
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