Ma Yishan said: "The staff in many units in my country are quite lazy, and if they are traced, they will basically not be able to escape the punishment of the law. ”

The key robot said: "I know that many daily affairs need talents to keep running, such as medical staff, etc., I will not kill all at once, kill half of them first, and then kill the other half when they have recruited enough people." ”

On the second day, Ma Yishan and the others saw that more than 40 countries had lowered their flags at half-mast to mourn and lined up for a memorial service.

Ma Yishan said: "What's the matter? How did so many leaders die? ”

On the big screen, I saw various countries gathering together to mourn and mourn the heads of state of various countries.

Inside, next to the crystal coffin, politicians and leaders of various religions went up to read eulogies and Bibles.

Listening to them commend one by one, everyone looked at the key robot next to them.

He graciously admitted.

"I looked at the leaders of various countries, and there are a whole bunch of murders and serious violations of the law, and politics is the dirtiest! So I killed them all! ”

The heads of state of more than 40 countries, as well as prime ministers, defense ministers, and the heads of many important departments, all died collectively and inexplicably at home.

They all had horrified expressions on their faces, and some of their gallbladders were bursting.

Because the corpses were so horrific that there were no funeral ceremonies for the bodies in memorial services in various countries.

The funeral home staff couldn't make their remains look good, so they were directly burned.

In the press industry, many reporters have found some clues, and then a lot of random speculation articles have been presented.

Thousands of their first-level leaders, including the president of the United States, are dead.

Ma Yishan said: "In the eyes of the world, some of them are even good people and heroes, but in our eyes, as long as they kill one person in vain, they are qualified to go to hell!" ”

The key robot said, "People will never believe how sinful they are!" ”

Three days later, the alternates for the leaders of those countries were immediately replaced. People quickly forget about the previous leaders.

The subordinates of the various tyrants and the staff of the institutions at all levels died violently, and a total of more than 10 million people died!

The key robot said to the data next to the big screen, "Is this my report card?" Not bad! ”

The ghost next to him heard him call this real-time human population change table a report card, and they all felt a chill in their hearts.

Of course, Ma Yishan knew that the key robot was a robot, and he was not a human, and God sent him to eradicate the scum in the human race, which must be very ruthless and smooth.

Liu Mei used to be a goblin, but after Ma Yishan saved her boyfriend, love made her return to humanity and stop killing.

Later it was charcoal essence.

Originally, charcoal essence was ordained by Heaven to slaughter humans.

But now they've spared the humans in the woodworks. No longer going out to kill people and taking long vacations.

That's also because of love.

He met the Mind Eater, and he had a lover.

And since the mind eater fell in love, he no longer kills people and eats people's hearts.

Now I often follow Master Leshan to chant scriptures and eat vegetarian!

Once, when Ma Yishan encountered charcoal essence and mind eater in a super restaurant.

I saw that they ordered vegetarian dishes.

The charcoal spirit says that he is a goblin, and goblins do not eat animals because animals are good friends of their forest.

And the Mind Eater also thinks that meat is not as delicious as vegetarian dishes.

Ma Yishan has been depressed for a long time.

"Aren't they all wicked? Why did they all change their ways?!! ”

Ma Yishan concluded.

The killers in the whole world don't have girlfriends!

Because love will make people put down the butcher knife and make you give up the handjob.

Ma Yishan knew that the key robot loved his sister, so the good people among the human beings were saved.

But how many good people are there on the earth today? If only a hundred were left......"

The key robot smiled and said, "A hundred is enough!" Didn't you have only two of the first human ancestors, Adam and Eve? Isn't there now 7 billion people? ”

Ma Yishan said: "If you want to destroy human beings, do you have any way? Let's be scared when we say it! ”

Le Yan next to him immediately stopped eating snacks and listened to him with big beautiful eyes.

"If I'm going to destroy humanity. In addition to dropping all the atomic bombs on your heads, you can also destroy all the food and let them all starve to death in less than 5 days! The earth will be clean! ”

Le Yan nervously hugged the snack in front of him and said, "Don't take away our food!" ”

The key robot said, "You are a cultivator. Are you still so greedy? What's so good about food, you say? ”

Ma Yishan and Zhixuan next to him saw that the key robot actually gave Le Yan a lesson, and they all gathered around with interest to watch the excitement.

"Humph! I just learned that I don't leave home until there is food, and I have to eat all the food in the world! What a delicious meal! Aren't our tongues born to give us food? You say what's the point of living without food? ”

When the key robot saw that everyone had set up a bench and came to listen to the class, he smiled and said gently: "Actually, happiness is a state of mind. It is unrealistic to look from the outside, and it can only be obtained by looking inwardly. ”

"Like Bhutan, it's just a small country in South Asia. With a total population of less than 700,000, the economy is not very developed, but the people are very happy because the whole country believes in Mahayana Buddhism, and it is recognized as the "happiest country in the world". On the contrary, although the economy of the little ghost country is developed, the people of the little ghost country have no sense of happiness, and in recent years, more than 30,000 people have committed suicide every year. ”

"I've been to Bhutan and when I see life there, I'm very envious. Of course, I am not envious of the material life of the Bhutanese people, but of their inner happiness. In Bhutan, life is very simple, but everyone has a satisfied smile on their faces. Many people think that opening up to the outside world is good, but the Bhutanese people believe that opening up to the outside world without control will lead to the loss of traditional culture and people's hearts will be unsettled, so they are reluctant to open up. ”

"To know the way, in the place where people's hearts are impetuous, you may not be able to find happiness, but in places where people's hearts are quiet, you can often find the footprints of happiness. In particular, if you know how to be satisfied and keep a sense of contentment, you will easily achieve happiness. Otherwise, no matter how abundant the external material is, it will never have anything to do with happiness. ”

After hearing this, Le Yan's mouth opened wide as if he had bitten off a football, and he couldn't close it.

Ma Yishan and Zhixuan next to them were all shocked, as if they were shocked and inexplicable when they saw Hitler becoming a monk and refusing to flirt with Chang'e.

"It's horrible! Even the devil has begun to chant Buddha and become a vegetarian! ”

Immediately, everyone stood up together and clasped their hands together towards the key robot and chanted loudly: Amitabha! Good, good, good! The donor has come to his senses!

The key robot is not in ecstasy when it smiles.

Ma Yishan said: "Brother Key! Why has your mindset changed like this? ”

"In order to make my sister happy, I went to look up a lot of information about happiness!"

Le Yan said: "I don't believe that the word happiness can actually be derived from you, a murderer...... came out of his mouth and taught me a lesson! I won't eat this bun! ”

Le Yan handed him the bun to eat.

The key robot took it and ate it in one bite, but his expression was neither happy nor sad, as if he were eating air.

"You all think that I killed those humans, but in fact, the greed and viciousness in their bodies concentrated and created me, and then I followed this qi to drive, even if I stood still here, they would not live, and it was not me who killed them!"

In the past few days, Ma Yishan has told the transformation of the key robot to the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Demons, and many people are relieved.

Ma Yishan knew that he could change because of the love in his heart.

"Human beings can live because of love!"

The key robot said that he accidentally turned into a Buddha! Originally, he wanted to be a demon!

In his eyes, human beings are like moths, eating away at the earth's resources, destroying the earth's good environment, being as terrible as a virus, and disgusting as slugs, and the best way to protect the earth is to kill half of the population first!

Three days later, Ma Yishan had some things to go to a certain department to apply for some documents.

When he and Le Yan went in, they saw more than a dozen staff members at the counter, some of them were eating snail noodles, some were playing cards, and some were speculating in stocks, and no one paid attention to them at all.

Le Yan slapped the table and shouted: "A dog official ape who can only eat and can't do things!" Stand up for the old lady! (To be continued......)