Chapter 385: Laziness is sinful
When everyone saw that Le Yan was so arrogant, they all turned around and took a look, and they all laughed.
Even Ma Yishan next to him smiled.
"Are you here to rob the house? So exaggerated? ”
"Humph! I am a hero of Liangshan! You guys! Come over here! ”
Those people came over and did things for them slowly, and then said you put your documents here first, and then I will handle them after I finish playing cards, and then I will notify you.
Le Yan was furious.
When Ma Yishan waited for a long time and Le Yan walked out, Le Yan said that he would call the ghost to teach them a lesson.
Ma Yishan said: "We have to handle the documents, if we kill them, who will help us handle them?" ”
A ghost came over next to him and said, "Lord Qiyu! We have a good way of punishing people! ”
Ma Yishan came to the stall below and bought two bottles of drinks, and he opened them and said, "Oh? Tell me about it! ”
He felt that the key robot's method of killing was too rude, and how delicate and delicate their prefecture department was.
He's always been a favorite.
The ghost said, "My lord, there is a switch in the human body, and as soon as we turn it on, the human will work diligently day and night, but until he dies!" ”
Ma Yishan shook his head and said, "This method seems to be very good, but we don't want to kill people." ”
So the ghost knew what to do.
After the ghost sent in, he pressed the head of every staff member who was lazy inside, and those people jumped up nervously, and quickly helped Ma Yishan handle the business, and it was quickly completed.
Ma Yishan hadn't taken a few sips of their drink before they were informed that they could go and get their documents.
And that ghost cha also turned off the diligent switch of those people.
Ma Yishan got the certificate and praised the ghost a lot.
After going back, Ma Yishan put away the documents. Just eat together.
During the meal, Xu Rongrong said that many people have died in state organs recently, many people have died at work, and some have died at home, maybe because of overwork.
Ma Yishan told her the truth.
"What? 2 billion subordinates came to our country to clean up the scum? ”
Ma Yishan nodded with Le Yan next to him.
Xu Rongrong is kind-hearted, she can't bear to watch so many people die, but there is no way.
There are some people in important departments who are lazy and only know how to shirk their responsibilities when they encounter problems, and when something happens, it will be a serious accident that kills many people.
Ma Yishan thinks. Instead of letting them do harm, let the key robot's men kill them all.
Like he said in a news story he had seen before.
There used to be a surgeon who was operating on a patient and suddenly got into a fight with the nurse.
The patient was so frightened that he almost died on the spot.
People like this should be pulled out and shot.
But the humans were reluctant to kill them, but now it's okay, the key robots are here to help kill them.
In the past few days, thousands of idlers have died all over the country.
In particular, many people in important positions have died at home.
Because at night, the prisoners are asleep so that they can do it together.
The key robots have hundreds of millions more men than their own population, and each of them finds one and completes the mission.
Of course, they are pursuing previous mistakes. If the police don't care about it, they will take care of it.
But Ma Yishan and the others saw that there were still singing and dancing everywhere in the news, and there was no report on the horror news of a large number of deaths.
He was puzzled by this phenomenon.
Later, the key robot told him that it dawned on him.
It turned out that these people died of natural causes when they died, and no wounds were found on their bodies.
Therefore, none of the family members of any of the sinners suspected that he had committed the murder, so they all dealt with it according to the normal funeral facts.
Ma Yishan and the key robot looked at the data sheet.
Humanity has lost another 100 million people!
"Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are dogs!"
Le Yan recited the scriptures in the Tao Te Ching.
Ma Yishan said: "It turns out that the theory in the Tao Te Ching is true. It's really a dog! ”
This time, the black sheep and lazy idlers in thousands of departments were killed by the key robots overnight, and the other half!
In the past few days, the remaining half has rushed to various parts of society to recruit talents.
Ma Yishan saw that the job fairs in various places were full of people. Even the vegetable market next to his house set up a temporary job fair site.
At the job fair, countless MLM organizations emerged to take advantage of the opportunity to come out and recruit people.
After the key robot got the information of the national pyramid scheme organization given by the prefectural government, it began to kill people again.
Ma Yishan asked him, "How many MLM personnel are there in my country?" ”
"It seems like there are only more than 3 million! 20 seconds to kill! ”
Le Yan and Xu Rongrong, who came out to eat behind them, opened their mouths in surprise when they heard this.
In the past, when they saw Ma Yishan alone, they killed 8,000 of them. I also think that he is the first in the world.
But now seeing the key robots killing hundreds of millions of people at every turn, it's really an eye-opener!
Of course, the ordinary members of those organizations do not kill, but kill the middle-level and above, because the amount of money involved in their case has exceeded 100,000 yuan.
The key robot is judged according to the laws of human beings, as long as the amount involved reaches 100,000, they will all be killed, and the following will be spared.
So a million MLM people were killed!
They were handing out flyers on the street, and some were brainwashing people in some corner, and all of a sudden they had a collective hiccups.
The goblins will have iron sand palms!
One palm shattered their meridians!
The remaining members saw that their bosses had been punished, and most of them changed their ways and went home to cultivate their self-cultivation.
Seeing that all the MLM organizations in various places had not been eliminated, Ma Yishan and they were very pleased.
Next, let's look at the recruitment of people from all walks of life.
Ma Yishan: They thought that more than 10 million college graduates came out to look for jobs every year, and they should have enough to recruit anyway.
And by the way, it can solve the employment pressure in all cities across the country!
Therefore, it should be a meritorious thing to kill all the lazy people in all departments.
But the facts shocked him.
Only more than half of the talents from all walks of life have been recruited, and the vacancies have not been fully filled.
Ma Yishan asked: "Why did such a thing happen?" Aren't the hundreds of millions of college students released every year talent? ”
Le Yan said: "It must be that the employer is too harsh, right?" ”
According to the data analysis fed back by his subordinates, the key robot said: "No, it's because many college students trained in the university have not been able to meet the employment requirements of employers!" Coupled with the serious disconnect between school education and social needs, there are many positions that not only require a college diploma, but also need to have many years of relevant work experience. ”
Le Yan smiled when he heard this.
Ma Yishan squeaked at her and asked, "Are you laughing at a fart?" ”
Le Yan said: "Don't make trouble! I think Brother Key's tone of voice is becoming more and more like you! ”
The key robot also laughed.
When the major units reluctantly applied for the other half of the staff, the key robot ordered to continue to clean up the garbage.
So the human population has been reduced by another 100 million!
Le Yan asked, "How many people are left now?" ”
Ma Yishan looked at it and said: "There are still 4.699 billion people left!" ”
The key robot next to him said unhappily: "It's not enough! There are still more than a billion left! (To be continued......)