Chapter 347: You're a Mallet 1
Zhou Yu let go of his hand and showed his face and said aggrievedly: "Brother Cao, I don't think I'm like a man, I originally wanted to make it public when I had an opportunity, but who thought that Qingqing would say it first, I~ I was wronged!" ”
"Hahaha!" Looking at the bear appearance of Zhou Yu's pretended expression, the five of them laughed again.
Qingqing stretched out her little pink tongue embarrassedly, and said to Zhou Yu playfully: "That Zhou Yu, I'm sorry, it didn't hurt your self-esteem, right?" I promise not to talk nonsense in the future, and if there is any major matter between the two of us, you will be the spokesperson. ”
"Okay, sister-in-law, don't listen to my second dog brother's blindness, his skin is definitely a thousand times thicker than mine, do you say that such a trivial matter will hurt him? He's earning your sympathy too. ”
Well, Zhou Hu simply shouted at his sister-in-law, and at the same time ruthlessly exposed Zhou Yu's essence. Qingqing's pretty face is getting more and more pretty, and Zhou Yu's old face is getting more and more blue.
After calming down his mood, Zhou Yu said: "To be honest, I'm so happy today, it's not easy for Qingqing to get to this point, if it weren't for Qingqing's favor and persistence, the two of us wouldn't have today, from now on Qingqing is the most important baby, I will definitely give her happiness." ”
Qingqing's bright eyes were filled with tears of happiness, Xiaoxiao and Liu Juan'er also cast blessed eyes, as for Lao Cao and Zhou Hu, they nodded with their hands behind their backs like elders, pretending to be big-tailed wolves.
Looking at everyone's expressions, Zhou Yu continued: "Everyone is the first batch of people to witness the relationship between me and Qingqing, since you are so happy, you have to express a little bit, right?" So I decided that everyone here today, except for Zhou Hu. Five barrels of wine per person, applause......"
"Quack!" For a while, the applause was thunderous. At this time, they are all applauding sincerely, including Qingqing. Except, of course, Zhou Hu.
Lao Cao glanced at Zhou Hu. Seeing that this guy was not frustrated at all and didn't take any action, he stammered Zhou Yu, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Hey, I'm talking about three donkeys, why don't you hurry up and say two good words?" It's a rare wine! ”
"Hehe, let's not worry, if he really doesn't give me wine, I'll let Taigong come to him, ah~ No, as long as Taigong writes a note, he has to obediently send me the wine, you ask him if it's so reasonable?"
Everyone also knew that this was a joke between the two brothers, so they didn't pay attention to it anymore. Continue to sit down and drink.
After dinner, the three ladies went to the second floor of the wooden house to rest, and Zhou Yu and Lao Cao lay down under the big ginkgo tree and slept in the mountain breeze, not to mention how cool and refreshing it was.
After waking up at three o'clock in the afternoon, the three ladies who were radiant pulled their ears and screamed at the three lazy pigs who were sleeping soundly, and Zhou Yu hurriedly went to pick some sun fruits and Xiema apricots for everyone to taste.
Needless to say, the three big men, even if the three beauties eat less than a pound each. Later, Lao Cao clamored to pull away ten baskets, which made everyone laugh again.
After eating the fruit, Lao Cao asked shyly: "Brother, the three donkeys have been blowing with me, saying that the scenery on your mountain is almost the same as the fairyland, won't that be all?" ”
"How can I be? Let's go Brother Cao, I'll take you to Moon Lake to have a look, you don't want to come back after you see it. ”
"Yo ho, you said you were fat and you were still panting. Then why don't you lead the way, but when? Handsome beauties, come and eat dogs! After speaking, with a wave of his big hand, he led everyone to follow Zhou Yu and walked towards Moon Lake.
Moon Lake is as clear and transparent as a jewel. The sky is blue and pure, surrounded by flowers and lush greenery. On the mirror-like lake, all kinds of water birds are circling and flying, white and elegant white swans, kingfishers full of fire, bright and bright wild ducks, and gray and black wild geese......
At this time, Lao Cao was standing on a big rock on the shore with his hands behind his back, and he was looking into the distance with his head held high. The mountain breeze is struggling, the golden sunlight is sprinkled on the body without realizing it, and the demeanor and temperament are alive and well.
This situation made Lao Cao Ji itchy and unbearable, and he really wanted to create a masterpiece that could be passed down to the world, but the ink in his stomach was really not enough, so he scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, thought about it, and didn't hum a word after several times.
Looking at Lao Cao's appearance of wanting to speak several times, Zhou Hu quipped: "What's the matter, Brother Cao, is there any good work coming out?" If you have one, read it out loud so that I can wait for mortals to look at it, and if not, then enjoy the beautiful scenery well, and don't put on an uncomfortable appearance as if you can't pull out.
"Damn, this is a naked slap in the face, this little bastard is simply not a thing." Lao Cao muttered in his heart.
However, a man can never say that he can't do it, so Lao Cao explained with a smile: "Three donkeys, isn't my brother brewing?" Alas, I was always creating a few days ago, and my brother's inspiration has been used, and it is estimated that it will take a few days to recover. After Lao Cao finished speaking, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he was still in the style of everyone.
A few people next to him covered their mouths and laughed quietly, Zhou Hu saw that the thickness of this guy's skin was really unattainable, so he temporarily let go of this opportunity to hit Lao Cao.
Everyone sat on the shore and continued to enjoy the beautiful scenery, Lao Cao was so excited that he had to show Zhou Yu his palmistry, and Zhou Yu couldn't get rid of it, so he had to hand over to Lao Cao. Qingqing and Liu Juan'er sat for a while and then wanted to walk around, but who knew that Lu Dao Xiaoxiao didn't go with them this time, saying that they wanted to continue to stay here and take a good look at the scenery.
Not to mention that Lao Cao Shen was babbling to Zhou Yu to show his palmistry, saying that Xiaoxiao came to him after seeing that there was no one around Zhou Hu and said to him: "Hey pot cover, thank you for the last time, thank you, I have always wanted to find an opportunity to thank you in person, and today I finally got my wish." ”
"Oh? Do you thank me? What's the matter? Zhou Hu asked suspiciously.
"Hey, you're quite generous, can you forget such an important thing? Isn't that what you gave me ginseng? ”
"Oh, what's the big deal with me, anyway, we're all good friends, and I should give you some gifts, I forgot if you didn't mention it. Don't mention it again. Zhou Hu always thought that what he gave to others was a big radish, and he is still a little embarrassed.
"Hehe, okay. By the way, Brother Cao seems to know palmistry very well, why don't we go and join in the fun? ”
"Listen to my advice, Lao Cao's old boy is a charlatan, what kind of palmistry will he read? Do you know that Lu Dao used to take the opportunity of palmistry to play hooligans with other people's big girls and little daughters-in-law, and often sang eighteen touches to others?
It is said that each other is born from the heart, you say that Lao Cao's grandfather does not kiss his grandmother and does not love a pig brother, can he be a good person? So you can't go, be careful of him eating tofu. Zhou Hu painstakingly persuaded Xiaoxiao.
Lao Cao is not good, he is a good parent, and he felt that this little girl seemed to have a little meaning to Zhou Hu, so he kept his heart all the time. At this time, when I saw Xiaoxiao approaching Zhou Hu, the big ears were stunned. As a result, he didn't hear a word about the novel, but Zhou Hu buried him clearly.
Lao Cao was not in the mood to show Zhou Yu palmistry, so he gritted his teeth and began to ponder ideas.
Zhou Yu was not angry, this guy obviously lost interest when he saw that he was not a beauty. But it's better not to look at it, since he handed his hand to Lao Cao, this guy's mouth has not stopped, and if you don't look at it, you can suck less carbon dioxide exhaled by Lao Cao, and at the same time, it can also save energy and reduce emissions.
It is said that Xiaoxiao herself is a superb beauty, if she puts down her body and softly begs a man to do something, I believe that no one can refuse, so Zhou Hu was dragged to Lao Cao by Xiaoxiao.
"Brother Cao, can you also show me and Zhou Hu?" Xiao Xiao said with a smile.
Lao Cao was relieved to see that God was really good for himself, and this hateful three donkeys finally fell into his hands.
Although one of the three men present at this moment is cheeky and two are shameless at all, they can all follow the principle of ladies first very well, and let Xiao Xiaotou look at it.
Holding a small soft and boneless little tender hand, Lao Cao kneaded it for a while, and his mouth still made a "tsk" sound from time to time, and his eyes, which were originally normal, immediately became like peach blossoms.
Zhou Yu and his brothers took a look, what the hell is palmistry? Isn't this just a touch?
So Zhou Hu quit, kicked Lao Cao hard, and said unhappily: "I said Lao Cao, what kind of eyes do you have?" Besides, if you look at palmistry, it's good or not, what do you always touch with your hands? If you touch it for a while, you'll have to touch your bald skin. ”
"Oh Saorui, I've got an occupational disease again, and I'll be in a normal state of work right away." Lao Cao said cheekily. (To be continued......)