Chapter 348: You're a Mallet 2

After being kicked by Zhou Hu, Lao Cao came to his senses, knowing that he was in love with himself just now, and the big girl and little daughter-in-law in front of him who often come to buy seeds like to play with him, this is a big beauty, and it may be his future brother and sister, this joke can't be made.

So Lao Cao became like a master of the Tao and looked at the little palmistry carefully, nodding his head while watching, as if he had discovered some heavenly opportunity.

"Brother Cao, what do you think of my palmistry?"

"Shhh

Zhou Yu's brothers are now full of black lines, and they have finally determined one thing in their hearts, that is, Lao Cao is definitely a big liar.

Zhou Yu couldn't help it, frowned and asked, "Brother Cao, since the Buddha can't say it, then how can you show people palmistry?" Is it difficult to gesture and say dumb words? ”

Who knew that Lao Cao didn't do it anymore, and as soon as he jumped up, he pointed at Zhou Yu's nose and sprayed: "I said, how can you two villains plug in everything?" I'm showing my little girl a palmistry, okay? Stinky shameless, leave me alone. ”

How dare Zhou Yu and his brothers leave at this time? What if Lao Cao goes crazy again and opens his peach blossom eyes like he did just now? So the two brothers stopped talking, and just stood aside and watched the guy.

Xiaoxiao spoke at this time: "Brother Cao, I think Zhou Yu was right just now, how can I know what my palmistry is if you don't talk to me?" ”

"Alas, girl, it's not that I don't say it, but your palmistry is really hard to say. Anyway, since you say that, I'll tell you the same, but you have to make sure you don't get angry no matter what I say. And I have to make sure that these two boys don't get me in trouble. ”

"Okay, Brother Cao, tell me whatever you see. I promise I won't be angry, and if these two guys get angry, I'll deal with them. ”

“OK。 Then it's going to make the old uncle's mother. ”

"What? What does Brother Cao call to pounce on the old uncle's mother? Xiao Xiao asked puzzled.

"I don't know what to do? Doesn't that mean it's okay in English? Alas, it may be that my knowledge is too miscellaneous to say that it is a bit non-standard. Little girl, you don't know what to do, I insist on studying for two or three hours every day after closing the stall, isn't there such an old saying, if you don't study for three days, you can't catch up with Liu Shaoqi, and you will live to learn all the time. Lao Cao said with some emotion.

"Lao Cao, look at palmistry." Zhou Hu couldn't see it on the side, and reminded him.

"Oh yes, I'm showing you palmistry, huh? If you look at this whole thing, it seems that there is not much knowledge in this thing. Otherwise, a mouth will come out, and you won't be able to control it if you want to. ”

After finishing speaking, Lao Cao saw that Zhou Yu and his brothers were staring at each other and wanted to kill, so he hurriedly said: "Big sister, your palmistry is generally quite good."

Look at the soft and rich palms and the color is ruddy and shiny, what does this mean? It shows that you are guaranteed to live a worry-free life from childhood to adulthood until old age, which means that you don't have to worry about money in this life. I'm so envious?

Let's talk about your career line, this line is a line that rises from the bottom of the palm, of course, some people will intermittently divide into several lines, but most people will have more or less it. If the line is thick and clear, then I have to congratulate him. The guarantee is that the career is booming step by step.

But girl, look at your right hand again, I almost tired my eyes after looking at it for a long time and didn't find this line! What does this mean? It shows that you have no career at all in this life, you only know that you enjoy life all day long, and I also said before that you will not be short of money in this life. So I'm so envious?

Let's take a look at your lifeline......"

Lao Cao didn't say a lot, and he spoke fluently, and Zhuge Xiao's pretty face was even more smiling.

Coughed twice. Lao Cao continued: "But, little girl, I'm going to say but." But you look at your emotional line. Although the line is long and goes upward, the end of the line is divided into three branches. This is a line of marital happiness, but if you look at the three forks that are divided, are they a little twisted like a pig's tail? And you have a black mole near these three forks.

With all due respect, this kind of palmistry is called the black pig phase in the girl's palmistry, which means that the man you will find in the future was a pig demon in his last life, and although he was reincarnated as a man in this life, he will still retain some pig habits. For example, he can eat, sleep and snore, and look honest on the surface but is cunning and cunning, and he knows how to hum all day long, and he is not ......authentic as a thief."

Lao Cao gritted his teeth and belittled the little future man as a mess, and looked at Zhou Hu a few times while talking.

Who knew that after hearing this, Lu Dao Xiaoxiao not only did not get angry, but also giggled happily. After wiping away her tears, she asked with a smile: "Brother Cao, since you said that I will have no worries about food and clothing in my life, then it is worth it for me to find a pig." I don't know if you have a way to help my future husband crack and crack it, so that his pig habits are smaller? ”

"Yes, how can you not? You wait patiently for a few days, and I will find someone to make you a cowhide whip, and if that kid is going to develop in the direction of a pig in the future, you can use a cowhide whip dipped in some cold water and whip him hard, and you can pull him back to humanity. ”

Zhou Yu listened with a smile all the time, and when he heard Lao Cao's words, he couldn't help but sweat on his back, and swore in his heart that he couldn't let Lao Cao show Qingqing palmistry even if he was killed. Huzi hasn't messed with him much yet, so he used the opportunity of palmistry to pinch Xiaoxiao and whip him in the future, it's too fucking cruel.

Xiaoxiao, this girl is not stupid, hearing Lao Cao say so ruthlessly and keep baring her teeth at Zhou Hu, how can she not understand what is going on? This Brother Cao probably saw something, this is to take the opportunity to show himself palmistry and scold the pot.

Thinking of this, the little pair of beautiful eyes glared at Lao Cao fiercely, and said angrily: "Brother Cao, what are you talking nonsense, as long as I can marry him, I naturally like him, how can I whip him?" People won't be willing to give it. ”

As for Zhou Hu, who had already been said to be the reincarnation of the pig demon by gritting his teeth, he was the same as a person who had nothing to do at this time, and he was also joining in the fun. Hearing Xiaoxiao say this, he hurriedly stepped forward and said seriously: "Xiaoxiao, although Lao Cao has never said a few right words in his life, but today I think these words are not bad, if your future man is really the reincarnation of the pig demon, I think it is too light to whip him, so when I am free, I will make you a few maces, as long as that kid is not honest in the future, you will prick him with a mace, and he will be honest, and I promise to listen to you obediently." After saying that, the silly boy laughed a few times, as if he had taken advantage of it.

Xiaoxiao and Zhou Yu were very helpless and had to hold back their laughter when they heard it, but they couldn't say it explicitly, only Lao Cao laughed at Ha Lu Ha Da who didn't care about it on the side, and he laughed so proudly.

Seeing that Zhou Hu was about to say it excitedly, he pinched his waist with his little hands and waited for his big eyes and said, "Shut up for me, Brother Cao is showing me palmistry, what's the matter with you?" ”

"Oh, after reading the palmistry, let him talk about it if the three donkeys like to talk about it, say that it is non-toxic, no matter what happens, just talk about it." Lao Cao was still bewitching Zhou Hu, and his stomach was full of bad water.

Although Zhou Hu is still in the dark, Xiaoxiao has already seen through Lao Cao's tricks, how can he still be allowed to play freely? So in just a few words, Zhou Hu completely shut up, and Lao Cao's trick failed to succeed.

Zhou Yu was a spectator at this time, watching Lao Cao and Xiaoxiao fight wits and courage, and Huzi, the second fool, turned out to be a spectator like himself, maybe in his heart, Lao Cao and Xiaoxiao belonged to the same hostile camp, so it was quite relieving.

In all fairness, you really can't blame Zhou Hu for this, and if you kill him, you wouldn't have thought that Xiaoxiao, a lady of the sky, would like her. Besides, there are often big battles between the two, although recently due to a Tianzi ginseng The relationship between the two has eased, Xiaoxiao no longer takes the initiative to trouble him, but he was once an enemy, wasn't he? So it's not surprising that there is such a move at this time.

Lao Cao and Xiaoxiao secretly fought a few times and felt that they were failures. What's that, the protagonist Zhou Hu is a fool, he doesn't know what to do by burying him, and the little dead girl is not angry, if that's the case, how can I get the pleasure after revenge? Isn't that the equivalent of burying yourself?

So Lao Cao's pair of small eyes turned around again, and finally came up with another big move.

This guy came to Zhou Hu and patted him on the shoulder very kindly, and asked with concern: "Huzi, I heard you say a few days ago that there are more than a dozen big girls and little daughters-in-law waiting for you to choose, I think you are a little bragging, do you say that people can take a fancy to you?" ”

As soon as he heard this, Zhou Hu hurriedly stiffened his waist and said quite imposingly: "I said Lao Cao, don't talk nonsense, those dozen or so are all yellow flower girls, how can there be any little daughters-in-law?"

Besides, it's strange for you to ask, just rely on me, a handsome young man with a jade tree in the wind, chic and bubbling, can they let me go? I told you, if I go on a blind date, I guarantee that they will all cry and shout and beg me to marry them, alas, but now I don't let have a little wife, or we will rely on his ten or eight little wives to make it a problem? ”

Zhou Yu shook his head helplessly, no matter how cunning the tiger is, he can't play with Lao Cao, the old fox, this time things are not easy to handle!

Sure enough, Xiaoxiao stopped doing it, his big eyes were a little red, and he pouted at Zhou Hu and said, "You said that you want to do this kind of thing all day long?" Besides, what's so good about those dozen girls? Are you so excited? Besides, you're not big.,It's a good time to be busy with your career.,Can't be distracted by these messy things.,So I advise you not to go on a blind date.,Maybe there's a better girl waiting for you to discover.。 ”

"Oh, Xiaoxiao, you still care about me, but what do you care about me? We're good friends, and I think you should bless me. ”

"Damn!" Even Lao Cao, the initiator, couldn't look at it, and leaned hard in his heart.

Xiao Xiaobei clenched his teeth, tears poured out uncontrollably, pointed at Zhou Hu and said hatefully: "Zhou Hu, you are a mallet!" ”

"Oh? Xiaoxiao, you can do it, you even know that ginseng is a mallet? That's a good thing, and this is the first time you've praised me in front of outsiders. But you can boast and praise, and you don't have to shed tears with excitement? ”

Seeing his stupid appearance, Xiaoxiao was almost angry, stomped his feet and turned his head and ran away. (To be continued......)