The sky in Chengdu was cloudy, and it began to rain heavily in the summer.

In the darkness, a wet puppy suddenly ran near the Land Temple, followed by a white crow, which was very weird.

Anyway, the strange man gave the two of them pills, and when they woke up, they somehow became animals. Smoke and fire erupted everywhere in the gluttonous house, and they were burned to the ground by a fire, so they had to flee back to the joint. They came to the temple to see if they could find a companion, but they didn't expect to have a single mark.

It is said that after Millet was kidnapped by a black-robed masked monster, he took Millet to a mountain cliff. Here is the Yangtze River, the river is bent and twisted, the surging yellow stream, there are many cliffs along the river, and the mountains are steep. Here are just one of them.

The man in black climbed up from behind the mountain, went up to the top of the mountain, clamped millet under his armpit, buckled his five fingers on the cliff like an eagle's claws, stretched his ape body and climbed down the cliff, and saw that he was like walking on the ground with light skills, how could he also be the best skill on the rivers and lakes.

Just when he moved his hands and feet together, cooperated with that neatness, and climbed so vigorously.

Xiaomi, who should have been in a coma, suddenly said: "I haven't eaten yet!"

The strange figure was stunned, and he smiled: "Girl, you will have to eat in a while." But she was muttering in her heart, why wasn't she afraid? Ordinary people shouldn't all shout: Ah, help! Who are you?

Several ups and downs, have reached a small cave dug by hand.

Outside the entrance of the cave, there are several coffins placed horizontally, which is strange and gloomy. Through the hole in the side of the tattered coffin, you can see the white bones inside, and the rotting clothes.

It turns out that this is the legendary Sichuan hanging coffin!

The wind and rain millet was put down, moved his hands and feet, and turned to look at the scenery at the door.

The strange man nodded secretly and beckoned to her: "You come with me, I'll show you something!" ”

"Will there be treasures and martial arts cheats?" Millet thought to herself and walked into the small black cave.

The strange man lit a fire fold, and the torches on the wall lit up.

I saw a coffin, and another mouthful!

Wind and rain millet eyes narrowed, is it becoming popular to catch living people as dried corpses this year? What do you mean by asking me to see this? Are you going to put me in as a dry corpse?! She tried her best to be calm and silent, in fact, she almost scared her nose.

The weirdo raised his hands and the coffin board fell to the side. Xiaomi saw what was inside and held her breath.

A peerless beautiful man was lying inside, tall and long, with long hair wrapped around his sexy chest like ink. Looking further up, there is a resolute chin, ruddy diamond-shaped lips with great personality, a high nose bridge, and two rebellious thick eyebrows. Keep your eyes closed.

In his slumber, his handsome and fair face was as delicate and perfect as a knife, shining in the light of the fire. The hands are placed casually, slender, powerful, strong, and exudes vitality.

"What is this for?" Wind and rain millet secretly swallowed saliva. If such a wicked handsome guy comes out, how many little ladies can arouse the side eyes? They follow like nymphomaniacs, chasing them like flies.

"This is a patient I picked up a few days ago." The weirdo swallowed as well.

"What?" You can pick up such a beautiful person casually! Wind and rain millet glanced at him strangely.

"I saw that he was a good material for martial arts training, and decided to be his master!" The man said triumphantly.

"What about me?" Wind and rain millet pointed to his nose.

"You're my patient too." The weirdo rubbed his hands together, his eyes lit up, and she was also a rare research material.

"What disease?" Xiaomi's heart is beating like a beat, watching him rob me all the way here, don't get any terminal illness.

"Hey, hey. I'll tell you after eating. He sold it, threw over a piece of cake, and blocked the mouth of the wind and rain millet on the spot.

Wind and rain millet knelt by the coffin, clicking and biting the cake, and her eyes couldn't turn to admire the beauty of the handsome guy. One ugly and one beautiful, forming a stark contrast.

"Hehe, you girl, either you are too bold, or you lack the heart."

"What do you mean by missing eyes?"

“……”

"I'm not ashamed to ask." Wind and rain millet chased again.

“……”

Fengyu Mi looked at the strange man's appearance of wanting to speak and stopped, and said, "I'm full, it's your turn to ask shamelessly!" ”

He pondered for a while, "Did you offend some enemy?" Someone else gave you disfiguring medicine? ”

"No, I'm hungry and eat my own."

“!!!” He pointed at her and asked, "Are you a hungry ghost reincarnated?" "No, I'm just out of luck."

He lit another torch, turned Millet's head, and stared for a long time.

"Hoghead grass." Xiaomi spit out three words on its own.

The strange man's surprised eyes came out from under the mask: "I didn't expect you to be proficient in pharmacology." ”

"It's not proficient, it's unqualified." Xiaomi lowered her head, or she wouldn't have eaten this thing, and it would have become a wonder for the ages.

"Then let's make a deal, I'll make you beautiful, but you have to do one thing for me." He chattered.

"No problem!" Wind and rain millet should be promised.

"You still don't know what the road is?"

"It's okay! Don't say one, ten is fine. "Whether we can do it or not is another matter.

"Alright, let's get started." The strange man poured out a bunch of bean-like things from the bamboo tube, spread a palm in a colorful manner, and took out a pill from it and weighed it, "It should be this pill." ”

The pill fell into the stomach of the rain and rain, and a feeling of burning like a strong liquor rushed up.

……

With a "bang", the smoke cleared.

Are you sure you didn't give the wrong medicine? A big, variegated rooster stared at the weirdo with its head tilted sharply.

"Hey, that, people have missed. You can't go wrong with that. ”

Take another pill.

With a "bang", the smoke cleared.

A lazy donkey appeared in front of him, drooping with two large ears.

"Ahem, mistake."

……

……

"This, one hundred and eight pills, there is always one for you."

The strange looked at the fifteenth image of Xiaomi: a mouse. Those smart little eyes are so cute, if it weren't for the deep resentment!

No way? Let me perform the six reincarnations and the guinea pig test in this world, this weirdo is out to destroy me, right? Millet rushed over in tears to bite him, and it was better to bite out of the plague! If someone picks it up, it's not a pet or a food.

"Okay, I won't play you anymore, this time it's definitely an antidote, lie to you, I'll write the word upside down!" He grabbed the long tail of the wind and rain millet with one hand to prevent her from fluttering, and picked out a pill with the other.

"Isn't it?" You write the word king upside down, and it's not the word king? Wind and rain millet burst into tears again.

"Really! If this pill is released in the Tang Dynasty, it will sell for a lot of silver, and if you don't change it, how can I be willing to lie to you! "It's just that it's still in the development stage, no, I'm looking for people everywhere to try it! I didn't expect to try it out and get addicted, and I couldn't take it.

Are you sure anyone likes to use this thing? In addition to being whole and scary? - Wind and rain millet didn't think angrily. You have the feeling of trying it yourself out in the ice and in the fire, with a perforated stomach.

……

Get! After the weirdo changed the wind and rain millet back to human form, he added a blind shaping medicine to consolidate it. He dragged Millet into another coffin, and then clapped his hands and stood up.

His apprentice was not so handsome originally, and it wasn't that he had used dozens of rare drugs to regulate internally and externally. You see, handsome guys, beautiful women, beautiful, looking at their works, very satisfied.

This person has to pursue beautiful things and strive for perfection in everything. When he sees something imperfect, he has an uncontrollable desire to help him tidy up.

What the? No one knows who he is?

He is the king tofu of Chengdu Mansion, Wang Weibei.