Chapter 12 Objects of Double Cultivation
Not to mention that after Wang Tofu went through some changes, he wanted to abandon the good future of Shushan and change his career to fried tofu and enter the plastic surgery industry, this person is really versatile, multi-talented! He is only in his forties this year, and he feels that he has everything, that is, there are fewer apprentices, fewer heirs, and the establishment of a sect or something, isn't it just the popular blood of the Tang Dynasty?
He touched his beard and nodded, a hint of satisfaction at his decision.
The conditions for accepting apprentices must be handsome and beautiful enough, plus they have a strange personality. (Hey!) Didn't you ask someone to fry your tofu for you? This one called Wind and Rain Millet is barely worthy of his apprentice, so be it!
The next night, Feng Feng Mi and his apprentice woke up. The three of them were eating dinner in a huddle.
Wang Weibei said: "I announce to you today that I am going to establish a sect, and it will be called the Tomb Sect!" ”
"Squirt~~~~!" Wind and rain, millet, a mouthful of noodles all hung on his head. "You pirate!"
"I resolutely resist piracy!" His disciples also raised their hands against it. I didn't expect that such a handsome guy who looks so beautiful that he doesn't eat fireworks in the world actually has a rural accent, how awkward it sounds.
Wang Weibei secretly blushed, anyway, no one could see that he was wearing a mask. He straightened his neck: "Then it's called the hanging coffin faction!" Whoever opposes me is in a hurry! ”
He glanced around leisurely: "No one objected, that is, agreed!" ”
The Hanging Coffin Faction - the name of the cowardly was quietly established in Datang.
"Master, what's the name of this little beauty? I won't be introduced either. His apprentice blushed and peeked at the wind and rain, and secretly moved half of his buttocks.
This nameless beauty, her face is like a peach blossom, her skin reflects the snow, and she is extremely beautiful. The bright and cool big eyes smiled and the eyebrows were crooked, revealing a mouthful of pearl shell teeth, playful and cute, and it looked like people couldn't help but want to get close.
It turned out that after Wang Weibei used the medicine, she not only canceled the effect of the pig's head grass, but also solved her original problems of dark skin and freckles. Now she looks like her mother. You must know that Lu Dao Shadow Yueshang used to be the first beauty in martial arts!
Fengyu Xiaomi saw the handsome guy take the initiative to get close for the first time, and hurriedly stood up and crawled the last two mouthfuls of noodles into his mouth, two lovely blush flew on his cheeks, and said, "I'll go and serve another bowl!" "After saying that, Flashman.
Wang Wei didn't smile: "Stinky boy, it's cheap for you." The sequelae of your original practice of that magic skill have not been resolved, and only by finding a virgin to practice with you and harmonizing yin and yang can you return to normal. Or your habit of sucking human blood by day and night......"
"Wow! That's not early! I wasted a lot of time! now! No, on the coffin! He clenched his fists in excitement in front of his chest. Is it sleeping in this coffin? Or the coffin? There he was agitated and entangled.
His master patted him on the shoulder: "Ahem, you are too worried, in fact, it is different from what you imagined......"
"What's the difference? It's all the same! You dead old man won't lie to me again, will you? Zhang Yue turned around and yelled at him, "Isn't it double cultivation?" Isn't it just going to bed? "Dead old man, don't think I don't know anything, that's what is written in books!
"You don't have to go to bed, you just practice together." No, the rebound is so bad.
"Let me die! It's easy to come to a fairy-like sister and don't let me touch it, what's the point of being alive! Let your damn hanging coffin faction be yours alone from start to finish, and I'm not going to get involved! "Someone went back to the coffin to straighten the body.
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Wang Wei, don't look back for wind and rain millet.
Wind and rain millet is already dumbfounded listening to the side! Oh my God, double cultivation, isn't it just the furnace of being a man? That's what, pick up or something.
"Girl, what did you promise me?"
"Once the word is spoken, the horse is hard to chase!" Xiaomi thought: How can a person who has no faith in his words gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes? Almost all of their family members are men, and they are manly. Even in the Hundred Flowers Palace, they are all strong women, and all of them are people who are committed to it. I hate the kind of people who go back on their word, especially the negative guys. So she has also developed the concept of keeping her promises since she was a child.
Wang Weibei's eyes flashed with a little admiration, and he laughed.
The wind and rain millet's face turned red, and she looked more charming.
"Okay, you read this book seven hundred and forty-nine times before you start practicing. I've got something to do, you're busy! "The cheap master shook his hand and left.
This apprentice was really happy to see the shy little beauty, so he went up and gently held her little hand and began to ask, "Little beauty, what is your name?" ”
"I, my name is Xiaomi." The head is lower.
"My name is Zhang Yue. From now on, don't dislike me for being handsome, and I'm not afraid of your beauty. Let's practice that Lao Shi Zigong together, right? "His eyes are shining, and the tenderness in his eyes can drown people.
"We don't know each other...... Why don't you go to bed yet? Wind and rain millet hesitated.
Embarrassment!
"Once born, twice cooked!" Zhang Yue said as a matter of course.
"I'm afraid of ......," Xiaomi, who continued to hesitate.
"Don't be afraid, I'll be very gentle!"
"I'm afraid that your martial arts skills are not high enough, and my father will break your dog's legs!"
"Then let him break my dog's leg...... By the way, what's your dad's name? ”
"Wind and rain."
He was shocked, and his hands were trembling: "My father-in-law, is that the famous black and white devil in Chengdu?" Is it the rich man who has a chain silver village ticket number all over the country? ”
"Ahem, you know the way." Scared, scared?
"Haven't I made a fortune? That's great! He picked up the wind and rain millet and turned around a few times.
"You're really born and cooked twice, and my family's money is still in my house, as if I've already run to your house." Wind and rain millet muttered blindly, "If my father knows that you really take me XXOO, and don't chop you up, I will give you money to spend, cut!" ”
"Then let's think about this matter in the long run, and then we will ...... when we see our father" Just as he was dreaming, Fengyu Xiaomi suddenly patted the back of his hand.
"Zhang Yue?"
"Here!" Attention.
"Were you the first disciple of Qingcheng Mountain before?" This person's name is Zhang Yue, and the head of the Qingcheng faction has mentioned it when he thinks of it.
"Damn, how do you know the way? Did the dead old man tell you? ”
"I know it...... Because I've seen you. Wind and rain, Xiaomi's face turned suspiciously red.
“?”
"I've seen it." Swallowing and spitting.
"Seen?" Zhang Yue didn't remember seeing this beauty even if he wanted to break his head.
"I've seen you and a demon girl in the bamboo forest...... Cough! "Continue not to be calm.
“??! What do you say? "No, didn't you hide that thing half a year ago, could it be that Fengyu Xiaomi is their comrade?
"What do you see?" He became nervous, "I'm innocent!" I also punched an old monster away! Saved his innocence! ”
When the wind and rain Mi heard this, he clenched his fists tightly, and he was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched.
At that time, his eyes narrowed dangerously: "Dead cockroaches!" You say I'm an old youkai? You dare to call me an old monster? It was 'I' who took the risk to save you at the time, how did you become an old monster, huh?! ”
Could it be that she is the "old monster" he said?
A cold sweat broke out on Zhang Yue's head! It's dead, and the road is narrow, so what......