135. cousin
But in fact, not everything can get you what you want, our life is a bloody drama, this must be true. The day after I stretched comfortably, a real ticking time bomb exploded.
In the hall of Zhu Xuhou's Mansion, there were a few people who sang red faces and white faces, and the rest were people watching the play.
It was Chang Xi and Su Musha who sang the red face, and it was naturally me and Ma Xi who sang the white face, and as for the confused audience, it was Liu Zhang and Lu Chu, and Lu Chu also made a cameo appearance.
The name of this play is called, 'On how a brothel owner succeeded in Zhu Xu's mansion as Mrs. Hou's cousin'.
"Chang Xi, how did this Su Musha become Lu Chu's cousin, isn't it too bloody?"
"Fleur, how did your nemesis Ma Xi become his maid, does she have the same fetishes as you?"
The two of us winked their eyebrows in broad daylight and exchanged words with their eyes. It's a good thing I didn't bring contact lenses, otherwise they would have popped out.
I don't think this is any different from the nightmare we had a few days ago, Ma Xi and Su Musha have successfully stepped into our life circle, and it seems to be menacing, definitely not easy to deal with.
Lu Chu introduced to Liu Zhang: "Master Hou, I haven't seen my cousin for several years, in fact, I can't say that my cousin is far away, but I played a lot when I was a child, and he also helped me a lot, my cousin is a businessman, this time the business failed, and there is no place to stay, my mother's side is not very convenient now, so I have to beg Master Hou, can you allow my cousin to live for a while, so that he can have a preparation, by the way, listen to my cousin, you know each other." ”
"Acquaintance!"
Liu Zhang gritted his teeth and wanted to say something, but when he saw Chang Xi's face, he swallowed back the words: "Since I am Lu Chu's cousin, then I should also be treated well, but there is no vacancy in the Hou Mansion now, so I have to bother Su Mu to cover the son and temporarily live in an old study." ”
I raised my eyebrows at Ma Xi sneeringly, what Liu Zhang wanted to say should be a thatched house!
Ma Xi was dressed in purple, and half of the light veil was hung on her face, I secretly despised it, I hated her the most for making herself a weird guy who was otherworldly and fairy-like, and if she was a maid, she should look like a maid!
Look how dedicated I am!
Xiao Cui's yin and yang weird voice began again: "It's not just acquaintance, I really want to hear that the Forgotten Dust Pavilion opened by Su Gongzi, Miss Xi is still the red card inside!" Yo hehehe! ”
Either the quality is low or the quality is low, in this regard, this Xiaocui is not as good as Ma Xi.
Except for Xiao Cui, who was as happy as a flower, the faces of the others were not good, especially Liu Zhang's green face, he glared at him with one eye, and Xiao Cui was so frightened that she almost fell to the ground.
"Miss Xi couldn't have a worry-free food and clothing at that time, so I took her in, Miss Xi is both beautiful, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, kind and dignified, playing the piano on weekdays to attract guests, and there are also many literati and scholars who come to visit, bringing me a lot of income, but Miss Xi is pretentious, I didn't embarrass her, and her body is innocent."
When Su Musha said this, he felt that his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he was at the highest level of lying, praising others to the sky to set off his own superiority.
I glanced at Su Musha, who had a scar on his face, is this still the big refrigerator that leaks domineeringly?
Big refrigerator, this nickname is what I secretly set for Su Mu, because no matter where he speaks and acts, it makes people feel that a huge cold refrigerator has suddenly opened behind him, and usually his face is also the type that will never smile for ten thousand years.
In some ways, he and Ma Xi are really a good match.
Liu Zhang began to ask the topic: "Boss Su, no, Master Su, how could your brothel burn down overnight?" Everyone is rumoring that you are dead, and it seems that you are still blessed with a great life. ”
Liu Zhang's tone of asking this could easily be misunderstood as he wished that Su Mu would die, but maybe he really thought so in his heart.
Su Musha floated his eyes back and forth between me, Chang Xi and Ma Xi, and after floating a few circles, he looked at Liu Zhang: "Thank you Lord Hou for your concern, I naturally have a big life, the fire was too big that day, fortunately I was protected by a personal maid, so I was able to escape, I am very grateful to her." ”
The last 'grateful' he said very seriously, and he also pinched Ma Xi's shoulder.
"Oh?" Liu Zhang looked at Ma Xi, who was dressed almost like Su Musha, an Arab: "I'm still thinking about how your maid would cover half of her face, it turns out that she was burned by fire?" ”
"Yes, she saved me."
Ma Xi replied: "It's me who should repay Childe for saving his life that day." ”
I grabbed Chang Xi's arm, and my mind twisted: "I, I'm about to throw up." ”
When will this scene end, I faint and suffer!
Liu Zhang actually didn't have much opinion on Su Musha, after all, he was Lu Chu's cousin, so he always had to give face, so it was not good to say anything more.
Liu Zhang sent a maidservant to lead Su Musha to the so-called old study.
As soon as they opened the door, Ma Xi and Su Musha smelled the fresh, dusty smell on their faces, as well as cobwebs everywhere and some old books scattered all over the ground.
Su Musha and Ma Xi twisted their eyebrows in tacit agreement and stepped into the room together.
As soon as they entered, Chang Xi and I followed, closing the door with a rolling pin in their hands, looking like a gangster fight.
The rolling pin was secretly brought by Chang Xi from the kitchen, she was just afraid that she would not be able to beat Su Musha......
"Ma slut, let's get straight to the point, let's talk about the purpose of your coming to the Han Dynasty!"
"Su Musha, let's get straight to the point and tell me the purpose of your coming to the house!"
We said two sentences in unison, and Ma Xi smiled: "You really have a tacit understanding." ”
"Nonsense, Chang Xi is my customer, my respected customer, of course I should follow her ideas reasonably, what about you? began to threaten me that I was going to kill Chang Xi, and if you dared to do anything to her, the elders would not let you go, the one who violated the ban. ”
Ma Xi shook his shoulders twice: "Of course I know it, but I took it seriously when I casually scared you a few words that day, it's really ridiculous." ”
"You!"
Chang Xi hurriedly grabbed me and wanted to throw out the rolling pin: "Don't worry about this." ”
Su Mu took off the hat on his face, revealing terrifying scars, and said to Chang Xi: "Miss Xi, you are really ruthless, I will let you go back, but you will up to death." ”
Chang Xi was still a little apprehensive about the murder that day: "I, I just want to get what I deserve, you say, what are you going to do when you sign the contract to come to the Hou Mansion?" ”