134. Collecting Demons

Led by Lu Chu, those goblins, let's just become goblins No. 12345, they twisted the waist of the water snake and moved over. Chang Xi and I both gasped, not that we were afraid, but because of the 'aroma' that looked like I had knocked over a jar of fat powder, and it really didn't allow my nostrils to breathe.

Fairy No. 1 was wearing a grass-green veil and a red beaded flower on his head, and I was suddenly very glad that when I was a designer before, I didn't design any 'high-end fashion' like red and green.

Her big fat buttocks stomped on the stone bench, and she stretched out a hand like a ghost: "Little girl, pour me a cup of tea, I want to be soaked in mint leaves, I have always been flustered in the past two days, and it is not suitable to be with Pu'er." ”

I yawned, my eyes drifting around.

I found out that this Fairy No. 1 was talking to me because everyone's eyes were on me, including Chang Xi.

Chang Xi's voice behind me was comparable to that of the bass Xia Liaping: "Go and pour a cup of tea, don't make trouble, say hello after pouring, let's withdraw quickly." ”

I scratched the back of my head, did she say a poem? Why doesn't it rhyme at all?

"I want a cup of tea, mint leaf soaked, are you deaf?"

I looked at Chang Xi's expectant eyes towards me, and obediently half-squatted down and made a gesture: "There is no mint tea, do I need to give you a green arrow?" ”

Everyone wondered: "What green arrow?" ”

I still smiled obediently: "It means that you are green and cheap." ”

After ten seconds, she finally understood that I was scolding her, she swooped up, grabbed the teapot on the stone table and threw it at me: "You dead girl dare to scold me!" ”

I deftly flashed with Ling Bo micro-steps, and the cup of hot tea spilled on Fairy Two's skirt.

She screamed as she lifted her skirt, and I covered my ears, almost shocking from her ultrasound.

Fairy No. 3 carried her delicately embroidered and gorgeously colored dress, jumped away from the water stains, and looked at me with disgust: "Who is this girl of yours to teach/teach, dare to talk back to the master?" Cheap bones are cheap bones, you can't do rough work well, and you will be punished well today! ”

Then the female goblin No. 4 and No. 5 also hurriedly answered: "Yes, Sister Chu, how could such a rich Hou Mansion have such a well-educated maid?" ”

I'm still well-behaved; "I don't understand what the girls are saying, obviously this Hou Mansion is headed by Zhu Xuhou, when did the master change, this girl's sentence 'dare to talk back to the master', I don't know which master Lu Dao said?"

The corners of Chang Xi's mouth moved, she must be holding back a smile for my words, but fighting for the length of this night here, Chang Xi felt that it was really boring, let them vent, and it was just that.

So when I finished speaking, she pulled me aside, and it was quite like a hostess's arrogance.

When Lu Chu heard what I said, he looked around and saw that there were still many people in the Hou Mansion who were also watching the excitement, but he was afraid that this kind of bad thing would reach Liu Zhang's ears, so he hurriedly pulled away the female goblin No. 1 and reminded him in a low voice not to be too troublesome.

But the goblins didn't give up.

"Sister Chu! What do you mean not to be troublesome, aren't you the hostess in such a big yard? It's just a lesson, but it's become ours, isn't it? ”

The female goblin No. 2 snorted coldly, because she couldn't hit me, she stepped forward and slapped Chang Xi, who was standing on the side: "It's just a subordinate, and you dare to talk back!" Is it that there are not enough lessons to be eaten on weekdays? ”

"Miss Xi!" I caught Chang Xi, who didn't stand still after being beaten, and pulled her back two steps.

"Miss Xi? Hum! I said, it turns out that she is the concubine who was born in a brothel and fascinated the Hou Ye......"

"It's her, I thought she was a clumsy maid! Hahaha! ”

"Look at her dress, it's really lowly, how could Zhu Xuhou fall in love with her, at most there are two postures, but compared with Sister Chu, it's too much worse!"

"It's just a new sprout, who else can you put in your eyes with such teeth and claws? But it's a bit of a gesture.,Do you really think you can compare to the main room? I must teach her a good lesson! ”

Chang Xi lowered her head, and so far, she hadn't said a word.

But to be ridiculed by these women like this, no matter who they are, they don't feel good.

I just wanted to teach Chang Xi a lesson for them, but I suddenly realized that it seemed that I provoked the incident just now, which caused Chang Xi to be ridiculed and abused.

If I fight back now, will she fight me with a knife?

"Master Hou! Hou Ye is well, Hou Ye, you can come back! ”

I pointed behind them and yelled, and when I finished speaking, I quickly knelt down, and the effect was very realistic.

First of all, Lu Chu's face turned pale, and she quickly turned around and knelt down in the same posture as me: "Master Hou!" They didn't mean to embarrass Miss Xi! ”

The other goblins didn't know what the situation was, and when they saw Lu Chu kneeling, they all knelt down one by one.

After waiting for a long time, there was a mocking cry of crows in the sky, and then they raised their heads, and there was only one in front of them who knelt down in front of a group of women and was dumbfounded, and it was Pu Qing who was passing by.

And I've long been pulling Chang Xi to slip away!

The female goblins stomped their feet angrily, and Lu Chu once again reminded not to pursue the matter, otherwise Zhu Xuhou would really blame, so they kept silent.

Among the palace maids carried by those female goblins, there was one with a sharp look, and when everyone knelt down just now, she was the only one who was calm.

She looked in the direction where Chang Xi and I were running away, tilted her neck and smiled.

One thing that makes people feel even more strange is that these female goblins went to the Jiaofang Hall of Weiyang Palace the next day to greet Queen Zhang Yan, and brought some generous gifts to save face for their families.

Zhang Yan sat motionless on the phoenix seat, and then she was helped back to the side hall by the palace maid without rolling her eyes, and the female goblins knelt under the hall for a whole morning.

The Queen Mother thought that they had upset the young Zhang Yan, so she sent all the gifts back, downgraded everyone's family by one level, and deducted some money.

That's why I said, the story happens every day, God knows how many pairs of hands are going to frame you, and how many pairs of eyes will vent evil for you.

It's useless to worry about the sky, Chang Xi and I comfort each other, and thank you very much for those goblin after-shows, they let me and Chang Xi finally get a good night's sleep.

But in fact, not everything can get you what you want, our life is a bloody drama, this must be true. The day after I stretched comfortably, a real ticking time bomb exploded.