PS: Bow and thank the "Flying 408409" students for their 1888 starting point coin tip, and also thank the "Mighty River" students for their 588 starting point coin tip! Thank you so much - it's ^-^ last week, hold on, I can do it......

Nonsensical comedy, simple neurotic performance is not enough, but also needs lines, scenes, cooperation with actors, background music and other elements to be added together to be able to vividly show the nonsensical hilarious effect.

The Journey to the West series is a nonsensical comedy, which everyone knows.

The hilarity of "Moonlight Treasure Box" is far from dissipating, and "Cinderella" arrived as scheduled.

originally thought that "Cinderella" would be nonsensical all the way to the end, but soon, fans knew that they were wrong, and this was not just a nonsensical comedy movie.

Zixia: "If you take half a step further, I'll kill you!" ”

The Supreme Treasure turned his head, his face full of sadness, and his eyes were teary and said, "You should do this!" I deserve to die too! There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it, the most painful thing in the world is this, your sword cut down on my throat, no need to hesitate! If God could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that girl: I love you! If I had to add a deadline in front of this love, I hope it would be 10,000 years! ”

Among the two parts of Journey to the West, the most classic lines came out, and suddenly came when everyone didn't expect it!

Everyone was stunned!

All felt their hearts tremble!

Before they knew it, they were in tears!

"Woo woo woo ......" Tan Youcheng, who originally forgot about his injuries and began to be attracted by the plot, shook his body, and cried in an instant, and bitter tears flowed down. Then he opened the bow left and right and slapped himself: "You are so damned!" You're damned! You're a stupid donkey! You're the biggest in the world......"

There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it!

Tan Youcheng regretted it, and he rushed to regret it. Heartbreaking!

If God could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to add a deadline in front of this love, I hope it would be 10,000 years!

"Woo woo woo ......"

Many people with rich feelings immediately began to cry.

Most of the men didn't cry, and the strong women didn't cry either, but their eyes couldn't help but turn red and tears lingered in their sockets.

Someone glanced at Tan Youcheng's position with emotion and thought, "It seems to be a sad person!" ”

Nonsensical was originally a comedy, but there was crying in the theater.

Laugh with tears!

"This line is amazing!"

"I've never seen such good lines, how did Xing Ye come up with it?"

"It's so touching!"

"The sun is setting. That's my lost youth! ”

"Laughter with tears, obviously nonsensical, is really a tragic comedy!"

"It's even more classic than "Moonlight Treasure Box"!"

"I have a hunch that the Journey to the West series of movies will become an immortal monument in the history of Chinese films!"

"Classic!"

Everyone looked at the big screen with complicated expressions, they never imagined that in the hilarious nonsensical comedy film "Cinderella", Stephen Zhao would release such a tear gas bomb!

Although he knew that Supreme Treasure was lying, the bleak and resentful background music, Supreme Treasure's tearful and sad acting skills, and classic love lines. A qiē and a qiē constitute a clear and profound picture, deeply imprinted into everyone's mind, exuding dazzling light. It seems to have an immortal breath that will never fade!

So much so that after that, the flirting between Princess Iron Fan and Supreme Treasure, those funny lines, not many people in the theater laughed, just laughed a few times. And then it passed.

Iron Fan Princess: "You call me sister-in-law?" ”

Supreme Treasure: "Ah, no, it's Mrs. Niu!" ”

Princess Iron Fan: "When I used to watch the moon with me, I called others Xiao Tiantian, but now the new person is better than the old one." Call Mrs. Niu~"

Supreme Treasure almost laughed: "Britney? ”

Princess Iron Fan said aggrievedly: "Well, do you think I really came here so hard for this stinky cow?" It's for you, a stinky monkey with no conscience! As she spoke, she activated the Two-Finger Zen Divine Skill and pinched the Supreme Treasure's arm.

The flirting performance of the two is completely adultery!

The three views are all destroyed!

The Iron Fan Gong wanted to wait for him at the second watch of the Supreme Treasure, and Zixia also asked him to wait for him at the second watch, but at the second watch in the evening, when the Supreme Treasure came out, he was stopped by Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng and forced him to save Master Tang Seng.

The three of them went together to save Tang Seng, Tang Seng asked the Supreme Treasure to stay and speak, and let Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng go out to control the wind.

Supreme Treasure said that it was not his apprentice, and begged Tang Seng to let him go and let him save his wife, Tang Seng said: "Do you know Dangdang Dang? ”

The Supreme Treasure said: "What should be done? ”

Tang Seng sang a song to him, and in the cheerful background music, he sang the classic "ONLYYOU":"

onlyyou, can accompany me to take the West Meridian~

O~onlyyou, can kill demons and demons,

Onlyyou, can protect me, so that crabs and mussels can't eat me,

Your greatest skill is onlyyou! ”

Supreme Treasure was dumbfounded when he heard this, took a deep breath, and was just about to speak, Tang Seng began to "onlyyou": "Onlyyou, don't blame the master for muttering ......"

The audience, who was still immersed in the touching confession of "loving you for 10,000 years" just now, was dumbfounded at this time, and they all burst into laughter!

"Poof!"

"Hahaha......"

"Don't you want to be so funny~"

Many people jumped to their feet, slapped chairs, and covered their stomachs with laughter, as if they had been laughed at and couldn't stop laughing.

By the time the second "onlyyou" was finished, the Supreme Treasure couldn't bear it anymore, his fists were clenched, his body was trembling, and then he said, "I really can't do it."

Tang Seng did not answer. When I looked up, I was going to sing "onlyyou" for the third time.

Bang!

This time, Supreme Treasure made a preemptive strike and knocked out Tang Seng with one punch, scolding: "o Your mother is big oooo, I said I can't do it anymore, you still want oo." Ignore it completely, others can't stand it. If you go again, I'll stab you to death! ”

The burst of laughter plunged the entire theater into a sea of joy.

"No, I really can't!"

"It's so funny, this is a god horse song?"

"Haha, the first divine comedy of the year is none other than onlyyou!"

"It's only Xing Ye who came up with such a strange idea, it's so funny!"

"I'm laughing and cramping, I can't even open my eyes!"

"Hey...... Ay...... I couldn't breathe...... The anger is coming! ”

Even Tan Youcheng, who was crying, laughed out loud, and the sadness that had just come up in his heart was suddenly dispelled a lot.

Supreme Treasure left Tang Seng. went to find Zixia to get the moonlight treasure box, but saw Zixia fainting on the ground covered in blood, and the Bull Demon King suddenly came over again, so he hurriedly hugged Zixia and left, and ran away with Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng. On the way, they met Xiangxiang, and after some conversation, they learned that Zixia had been stabbed by Xiangxiang.

Xiangxiang wants the Supreme Treasure to return to him. The Supreme Treasure said that the will of heaven cannot be violated, and this matter cannot be forced. Xiangxiang asked if God would like Zhu Bajie if he would like it. The Supreme Treasure replied that it would, and Xiangxiang immediately said, "No need for heaven's will, you can do it now!" Then he kicked the Supreme Treasure and the sand monk away, and then grabbed the heads of Zhu Bajie and Zixia to perform the "Shapeshifting Method", and the souls of Zixia and Zhu Bajie were dropped.

Subsequently. Xiangxiang didn't let go of the sand monk, and planned to put the soul of the sand monk into the stone, but was attacked by the sand monk in the chest, and the guide zhì spell failed.

The next day, everyone woke up. One qiē has all changed.

Supreme Treasure was the first to wake up, and he immediately went to wake up Zixia, but after Zixia woke up, she made a voice like Zhu Bajie: "Senior brother, why are you holding me?" ”

The audience who had laughed enough was shocked when they saw this, and someone blurted out: "Damn, it turns out that this is the shapeshifting method!" ”

Sure enough, after Zhu Bajie woke up, he became Qingxia!

Qingxia, who was holding a pig's head, said affectionately to the Supreme Treasure: "Zhou Xingxing! ”

The Supreme Treasure immediately vomited!

All the people who watched the movie also felt sick to their stomachs and wanted to vomit, thinking: "Nima, this joke is too big, it's so heavy!" ”

Zhu Bajie Qingxia said angrily: "You obviously dislike me!" ”

Supreme Treasure: "No, you have to give me a little time, I'm used to spitting and spitting!" ”

After some commotion, the Bull Demon King suddenly fell from the sky with a bloody gauze tied to his head, snatching the moonlight treasure box in his hand, which made everyone startled.

Zixia fought against the Bull Demon King, but the result was defeated, the small golden bell in her hand fell off, and Zhu Bajie Qingxia took the nine-toothed nail rake and stepped forward to help, but she was also defeated.

Princess Iron Fan also ran over, looking like a beggar woman, with a miserable expression, and then fought with Sha Seng and Xiangxiang. Unexpectedly, he was strong in martial arts, and there was also a banana fan.

What made countless viewers widen their eyes was that the banana fan was actually hidden on the tongue of the princess of the iron fan, and as soon as the tongue stretched out, the banana fan took out, and the banana fan immediately became larger, and then with a hard fan, Sha Seng and Xiangxiang were immediately blown to the sky and disappeared, and they didn't know where they were blown.

"This is the banana fan, it's amazing!" Everyone thought of it in their hearts, and immediately looked forward to the various magical powers and magic weapons in the TV series version of "Journey to the West".

After fighting for a while, the biggest winner was the Bull Demon King, and even the banana fan of the Iron Fan Princess was snatched away by him.

The Supreme Treasure hurriedly ran away, and the Iron Fan Princess immediately chased after her little white face.

On the edge of the memorial cliff, Supreme Treasure took off a shoe and put it on the edge of the cliff, creating the illusion that he had fallen off the cliff. As a result, because I felt that the position of the shoes was not close enough to the cliff, I wanted to run over and swing over, and accidentally fell off the cliff!

Princess Iron Fan shouted: "Monkey King, don't jump!" ”

The Supreme Treasure was startled, the earth shook, and he screamed and fell off the cliff: "The ghost wants to jump!" ”

Princess Iron Fan thought to herself, "You'd rather jump off a cliff than see me, forget it, I'd better go back to my Flaming Mountain!" Then he turned and walked away.

"Haha, what's this called? If you don't die, you won't die! Many people in the theater chuckled.

Of course, no one would think that the Supreme Treasure is dead like this, the law of pig's feet. If the pig's feet are dead, then this movie still has a yarn? (To be continued......)