According to Stephen Zhao's aesthetics, her cousins Lin Yuner and Zhu Yin have their own characteristics.

Zhu Yin is sweet and sexy, with flesh on her face, full red lips, bright big eyes, and a petite but plump figure, all of which make Zhu Yin look like a man has the desire to pursue.

Lin Yun'er is different, tall, delicate, with a thinner face and thin lips, she is the kind of bright and cute type, which is endearing.

The "Zixia Fairy" played by two people, so it can't be said who is good and who is not, but they can only say that they have their own characteristics.

But for people in Huaxia, they haven't seen Zhu Yin's version of "Zixia Fairy", they can only see the "Zixia Fairy" played by Lin Yuner in front of them, so they feel more than Stephen Zhao and feel that Lin Yuner is really loved.

What I never expected was that such a lovely girl was sent to the door to kiss her, but the Supreme Treasure actually had a cold face and refused mercilessly!

Many people were shocked and secretly called it a pity.

Of course, in front of the fact that the Zixia Fairy became smaller and drilled into the heart of the Supreme Treasure, it was not enough to see at all, and everyone was a little dumbfounded.

"Damn, there's such a thing!"

"If only I had Zixia's supernatural powers, I could see if the boys who pursued me were sincere!"

"What do you think of this? The heart can't speak? ”

"The words in the heart are not spoken by the heart, but the words that are thought in the depths of the consciousness, how do you see it when you get into the heart?"

"Ahaha...... In the future, you don't have to dig out your heart and lungs to come out and see it, you can see it directly into your heart when it gets smaller, and you can see it at a glance! ”

……

Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock!

The camera turned red, red blood vessels were all around, a coconut-like heart was beating steadily and orderly, and the Zixia Fairy came to the heart of the Supreme Treasure.

"Wow, how is your heart like a coconut?" Fairy Zixia asked curiously.

The heart replied, "Miss." There's no denying I'm ugly, but I'm gentle and never lie! ”

Fairy Zixia asked in a daze: "Then you tell me honestly, is he very affectionate with his wife?" ”

What the heart answered, was hidden, and the audience did not see it.

The viewer only sees the camera turn once. Grape dressed as a beggar appeared, with a couple of helpers.

When everyone felt a little depressed, Grape saw the Supreme Treasure standing still, so he led his men to search for the Supreme Treasure, wanting to take advantage of it.

The Supreme Treasure came back to his senses and asked, "Dude, what do you mean by that?" ”

Grape: "You're in good shape, so touch it!" ”

"Poof!"

"Haha......"

Everyone was laughing!

After some hilarious nonsense, Grape was finally startled by the Zixia Fairy that suddenly flew out of the heart of the Supreme Treasure. He shouted "Youkai" in horror, and then ran away.

Zixia gave up, no longer forced Supreme Treasure to fall in love, and left lonely. The Supreme Treasure stayed in the desert until the evening, and a meteor fell, and the Supreme Treasure was surprised to see the conversation between Guanyin, Sun Wukong, and Tang Seng.

"The beginning of Moonlight Box!" Everyone was thoughtful. Those who will watch "Cinderella" for the first time have all watched the previous "Moonlight Treasure Box", and naturally they can see at a glance that the illusion seen by Supreme Treasure is the scene that appears at the beginning of "Moonlight Treasure Box".

But soon. They noticed the difference because there were a few more conversations.

Guanyin said that Sun Wukong's crimes were monstrous. Originally, Tang Seng should have said that one life is worth one life, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, and then proclaim the Buddha's name, but here, Tang Seng retorted to Guanyin and said: "Sister Guanyin, this is wrong for you." Wukong wants to eat me, it's just an idea, he hasn't really eaten it yet. If you have no proof, why is he guilty? It's better to wait for him to eat me, and you have evidence. Is it not too late to condemn him? ”

Guanyin said: "Tang Sanzang, I have heard of you long-winded a long time ago, but I didn't expect you to be so long-winded. The vajra ring I gave you was for you to use to subdue this monkey, and you didn't use it? ”

Tang Seng sighed and said: "Hey, the size of that diamond ring is too poor, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow, he is very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he has insomnia all night, will it affect me......"

Speaking of which, Sun Wukong, who was not speaking on the side, had already heard the "buzzing" sound of flies.

Tang Seng didn't stop and continued: "Although he is a monkey, he can't treat him like this?" If the government finds out, they will say that I abuse animals. Speaking of the diamond circle, ah, last year I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village, he has exquisite handiwork, the price is fair, Tong Su is not deceitful, why don't I introduce it to you, and then order one, right? ”

"Shut up!"

"Shut up!"

Two sounds sounded in succession, one was sent by Sun Wukong, and the other was sent by Guanyin, and then the two of them started at the same time, and they wanted to strangle Tang Seng to death!

Everyone was overwhelmed and burst into laughter again: "Damn! Hahaha......"

Tang Seng's verbosity can be seen in "Moonlight Treasure Box". But at this moment, Tang Seng once again showed his verbosity, which still surprised and made them feel surprised.

Even if it's a slightly funny plot, a person will laugh at most when he sees it, but he will laugh out loud in the movie theater because of that lively atmosphere. If it's a hilarious plot and you watch it with a lot of people in a movie theater, the laughter will really be like thunder.

At this moment, the laughter in the movie hall was like thunder, and the theater was shaken, and even spread outside, so that the staff outside were shocked and surprised.

"Is it necessary to laugh so loudly? Is it really that funny? ”

"I watched it when I showed it inside, and it was really funny, and I laughed so much that tears flowed from my eyes."

"How many times has this been? It wasn't even twenty minutes at first, right? It is worthy of the nonsensical comedy of the star master! ”

The staff of the theater were talking.

Those who were still queuing up to buy movie tickets or waiting next to them to watch the next show, listening to the hilarious laughter coming from the theater hall, and then listening to the discussions of the theater staff, they felt even more itchy in their hearts, and thought with anticipation: "It looks a little better than "Moonlight Treasure Box", I really hope that time can be too fast!" ”

The illusion disappeared, but an unexpected thing happened, Tang Seng did not enter reincarnation, but was sucked into the moonlight treasure box.

The Supreme Treasure wakes up. He was still in the desert, and he didn't pick up the moonlight treasure box.

It turned out that the illusion was nothing more than a dream of his!

The old demon of Black Mountain in Heifengling flew out at night to absorb people's yang energy, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, who were following the Supreme Treasure, saw it and hid, but the Supreme Treasure and Tang Seng had no way to hide. Had to sleep with the others, and then started another hilarious scene.

Of course, there was no "A Chinese Ghost Story" movie at this time, so the monster "Black Mountain Old Demon" confused many people. But it doesn't matter, under the hilarious scenes, it doesn't matter who the "old demon of Montenegro" is.

Here, the film also ridiculed the people of the Three Kingdoms.

Tang Seng dressed up as a san, and asked a few tricks: "Where did you come from?" ”

Tang Seng said: "A Sanguo is here!" ”

Afterwards, the two saw that the old demon of Montenegro was sucking people's yang energy. Everyone who was sucked by his yang energy was dead. Tang Seng originally thought that the old demon of Montenegro would not come to suck the two of them if he had sucked enough, but who knew that the old demon of Montenegro still ran over and wanted to suck their yang energy.

The two of them were sober, so naturally they would not let the old demon of Montenegro suck away the yang energy, so as soon as the old demon of Montenegro lowered his head, they turned their heads and turned around. Tang Seng was the first to make it bad, and turned his head away and didn't say anything. also pinched the mouth of the Supreme Treasure to prevent him from turning, and the Supreme Treasure was almost scared to pee. Hurry up and pick your nostrils with your fingers.

Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter again: "Ouch mom, it's so funny!" Haha......"

The old demon of Montenegro was then blown up by Tang Seng with explosives and turned into a sharp brother, and then he didn't appear again, and a bull demon king came out!

The role of the old demon in Montenegro is to make soy sauce and then serve a joke to the audience. Of course. If the movie "A Chinese Ghost Story" appeared before, then the role of the old demon of Montenegro would have to add a "ridicule of "A Chinese Ghost Story". However, "A Chinese Ghost Story" was not made out by Stephen Zhao, so it was just a simple soy sauce joke.

"Brother Xian, did you finally arrest Tang Seng for me? Hahaha......"

In the midst of laughter, the Bull Demon King arrested the Supreme Treasure, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng all. Then let the Supreme Treasure marry his sister.

"Married? What are you crying about? The Supreme Treasure threw a meat bone to the dog demon, and then asked the sister of the Bull Demon King who brought a towel to wipe her tears.

"I'm not crying, I'm drooling when I see you!" Xiangxiang, the sister of the Bull Demon King, looked at him while wiping her saliva and said, but that dignity was really unappetizing.

Soon, the Supreme Treasure was shocked to find that the concubine that the Bull Demon King wanted to accept was actually the Zixia Fairy!

Zixia also saw the Supreme Treasure, and the two looked at each other sadly.

Zixia said: "Can you stay here and get married?" ”

Supreme Baoqiang smiled: "It's okay~"

Zixia: "Then what about your wife?" ”

The conversation was interrupted, but the conversation of the demons made the Supreme Treasure more and more sad, and he knew that Zixia had made a rule, whoever could pull out her Ziqing Sword was her wishful husband!

No wonder Zixia confessed to him!

No wonder Zixia would say that the marriage was arranged by God!

As soon as you get here, you get it all!

Saying that, the Ziqing Sword fell from the Supreme Treasure, Zixia immediately denied it, took the sword and left, the Supreme Treasure hurriedly chased after it, but he didn't realize his feelings, but instead wanted to return the Moonlight Treasure Box.

The Bull Demon King was furious that the demons had interfered with his marriage with Zixia: "Whoever dares to stop me, I will kill whoever I want!" ”

"Oh no, the princess of the iron fan is here!"

A subordinate came to report, and the Bull Demon King, who was still majestic and full of evil spirit just now, was suddenly shocked and hurried to make amends.

On the other side, the Supreme Treasure found Zixia, who was hiding on the side, gloomy and sad.

"Why are you hiding here?" Supreme Treasure ran up and asked.

Boom!

In response to him, it was the purple and green sword of the Zixia Fairy, resting on his neck.

"At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from me, but after a quarter of the incense, the mistress of the sword will fall in love with me completely, because I decided to tell a lie, although I have told countless lies in my life, but this one, I think is the most perfect!"

The voice of the Supreme Treasure sounded, and then the two of them each posed for N more, and Zixia scratched her itchy fingers.

While everyone burst into laughter, they were also curious, what kind of lie would the Supreme Treasure tell? (To be continued......)