Jiang Ming had no choice but to continue to persuade him while sending his master out, hoping that he could stay, because he had obviously determined that this was not a madman, but a real outsider hidden in the complicated world, or an immortal!

He said, "Master, you better stay here!" Isn't it good for me to raise you and serve you in the future? It's not much better than asking for food at the train station......"

"Stinky boy, how many times have I told you, we don't want food!"

"That's—"

"Ask for money!"

"Is that different?"

"Okay, okay, I won't tell you," the crazy old man said angrily, "You know, if I don't go back, they will take all my feng shui treasures!" ”

Jiang Mingle said: "Hey, what other feng shui treasure is there if you want food?!" ”

The mad old man glared at him and said, "Phew! You know a! It's important to know the location of our line, such as that ...... Forget it, I won't tell you, the technical content here is too high, and you don't understand it......"

Jiang Ming saw that his madness had committed again, and he had no way to deal with him, so he could only smile bitterly and say, "Okay, what your old man said is right, it's not okay if I'm wrong!" - Cut! ”

The crazy old man no longer paid attention to him, at this time, only heard a phone ringing, it was the old man's phone, it was rare that he still had a mobile phone, he took out an old style of mobile phone from his pocket, it is estimated that it was the kind of model twenty years ago, of course, it is not the kind of brick-like big man, it may be one of the earliest models after the miniaturization of the mobile phone, anyway, it can only be answered and can send text messages, nothing else......

The old man answered the phone and walked downstairs as he spoke, Jiang Ming followed behind, and the old man immediately became angry without saying a word: "What...... What money? When did I not give you the money? **Forget, you didn't have any money on your birthday on Qingming Festival last year, didn't I support you with two yuan? …… Two, what's wrong with two? Two dollars less? That's dollars!! ——”

At this time, the two of them had already gone out of the building and stood on the side of the street at the entrance of the building, and the loud shouting of the crazy old man attracted the laughter of passers-by, Jiang Ming had no choice but to persuade him: "Master, don't shout, others are laughing at you!" ”

The crazy old man looked at him with wide eyes: "What are you laughing at?" What's so funny? Is it a shame to spend dollars? It's a shame to spend yen! ”

Jiang Ming heard it: "Oh! Wouldn't it be even more embarrassing if I spent Korean won......"

When the old man heard this, he said, "Hey! Do you have won? Show me—"

So Jiang Ming took out a banknote from his pocket and said, "Look at it, this is a ...... for a thousand yuan left to me by our father last time."

"That's your dad!" The crazy old man immediately corrected his "slip of the tongue", took the banknote from Jiang Ming's hand, looked at it, and then tore it into pieces with a "click", and then threw it on the ground and kicked and stepped on it desperately with his feet......

"Oops...... What are you doing? Don't step on you! I keep this ...... for warding off evil spirits," Jiang Ming wanted to stop, but where could he stop it.

The old man stepped on it, and then stared at Jiang Ming with two big eyes: "Is there anything else?" ”

"What? I can't give it to you! Don't make a fuss, I'll just order the won, you tore it all up? When you die one day, what will I burn when I go to your grave?? ……”

The old man rolled his eyes and looked at him, making sure that he didn't take out the money, then he shook his head, turned around and left with no interest, then his phone rang again, and the old man walked into the distance while answering the phone: "Sixth, I know it, ah, don't worry, I can't forget, I don't owe you two dollars!" I know the way...... Yes, that's right, ...... dollars."

Jiang Ming stood at the door of the building, looking at the back of the old man who was getting smaller and smaller, remembering what happened for a while, he felt a lot of emotion in his heart, and after a long time, he sighed and said, "Alas! What a madman! ”

As he spoke, he turned around and was about to go upstairs to go home, but as soon as he turned around, he found that there was a person standing next to him in front of him, staring at him with a motionless face, almost not scaring him to death!! ……

Jiang Ming couldn't help but exclaim "ah", the little heart "poof" beat wildly for a long time, Jiang Ming stabilized his mind a little, and then lamented: "Oh, master! Are you willing to play me to death? ……”

It turned out that the person was none other than Jiang Ming's master, seeing him, Jiang Ming was obviously not surprised, nor was he afraid, the crazy old man would know stealth techniques, doppelgangers, mind reading techniques or something, but seeing him so suddenly,—— and after scolding him just now, of course Jiang Ming would have a feeling of fright!

The old man looked at him expressionlessly for a while, and then said coldly, "I'm coming back to give you something......

"Something? What is it? Jiang Ming asked, but immediately thought in his mind: "Maybe the master is parting and wants to leave himself a treasure, an artifact or something?" For example, the Demon Pestle, the Heavenly Sword, the Purple Gold Bowl or something......"

The old man was amused, and with great interest he took something out of his pocket, and said, "Look, this is it!" ”

Jiang Ming looked at the old man's little dirty hand with hope and longing, it was okay not to look at it, this time his nose was almost crooked, it turned out that the thing was nothing else, it was the old broken mobile phone that the old man had just used!

"Master, what do you mean......" Jiang Ming asked uncertainly.

"I'll give it to you!" The old man said with a big grin.

"This ...... You might as well keep such a precious treasure for yourself! I already have a phone, it's still smart! This is the Nth phone I've ever replaced. Jiang Ming means that he is not short of mobile phones now.

The old man opened his mouth and scolded: "You know a fart! This is not an ordinary mobile phone used by ordinary people in the mortal world, this is a mobile phone with a fairy spirit! ”

"Oh? Is it? How much did you buy it? ”

"249, why do you ask this? ......" The old man was obviously dissatisfied with Jiang Ming's inattentiveness: "Tell you, this mobile phone is very unusual, there is only one number in it for the time being, which is my number,"

"Oh!" Jiang Ming let out an "oh" and thought, "I'm afraid that it won't be able to save if there are more!" ”

The old man continued: "I have another mobile phone, you can find me by calling this number when the time comes, remember, you can only use this mobile phone, you can't find me with any other mobile phone or your own mobile phone!" Do you know the way? ”

Jiang Ming nodded suspiciously and said, "Don't be so troublesome, right?!" I have something to do to find you at the train station? ”

"You know what?" The old man glared and said, "I'm very busy every day, do you know the way?" I often run in Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, do you know the road? ”

"What are you doing there? A big gamble?! Jiang Ming asked suspiciously.

"Go, go, go...... There are few inquiries about adult children and children! The old man interrupted his thoughts, and leaned in front of Jiang Ming and whispered, "Remember, this is a mobile phone that talks to the immortals in the sky, it's a baby!" Did you hear that? I gave it to you because you are my apprentice, and if you get into trouble, don't blame me! ”

Jiang Ming looked at him straight, with 90% distrust in his eyes, and said, "Are you shirking your responsibility?" ”

"Damn, don't you know what's wrong!" The old man scolded angrily, "Tell you, just this mobile phone, ordinary people will not give it to him if they ask me!" ”

Jiang Mingle said: "Yes? But you don't want it! …… Okay, okay, I'll keep this rag for you! ”

The old man said impatiently: "Forget it, how can you drop it!" Gone......" he said, and walked away.

Jiang Ming looked at the old man's back, then looked at the broken mobile phone in his hand, raised his hand, and really wanted to throw it in the trash, but after thinking about it, he still didn't throw it, he sighed, he wanted to go back for the rest of his life, and suddenly exclaimed: "Ah?!" What are you going to do? ”

It turned out that he turned around, but saw that the old man was still standing motionless behind him, Jiang Ming didn't scream anymore, but he was still very surprised, and looked at his master in surprise: "Master, what are you going to do?" ”

The old man still said quietly, "I have another treasure to give you!" ”

"Huh? What else? Cell phone? mp3，mp4？ Jiang Ming guessed wildly.

"It's not—" The old man smiled and shook his head, then pulled two hairs from his head and said, "Look, I'll give them to you!" ”

"Don't!" Jiang Ming's head shook like a wave drum, "I already have a lot of hair on my body, I don't need to add more, I still have to get a haircut often!" Jiang Ming looked at the dirty two hairs in the old man's hands, he really didn't have any good feelings!

The old man immediately got angry again: "What the fuck do you kid know? This is not an ordinary hair, this is a life-saving hair, do you know the way, there are many immortals and monsters who have practiced for thousands of years, and they can't get these two hairs in their dreams, if I don't see that you are my apprentice, I won't give it to you!! There were three, but I had to keep one, so I can only give you two......"

Jiang Ming was stunned when he heard this, and said hesitantly: "Such a precious hairy ...... Master, you better keep it for yourself! ”

"Less nonsense!" His master couldn't help but say, his little hand raised slightly, and suddenly two hairs were inserted into Jiang Ming's head like lightning!

Jiang Ming wanted to hide, but where could he dodge, he felt that the two hairs were like two steel needles, and they were inserted into his head at once, and he immediately screamed in pain: "Ahhh ”

He held his head in his hands, bent down in unbearable pain, and wanted to pull out the two hairs, but he didn't even dare to touch them, and when he touched them, the pain was incomparable...... Master...... I only scolded you, and you hurt me like this! ”

The old man smiled and said, "All right! I'll tell you how to use these two hairs and the formula. ”

As he spoke, he whispered something in his ear, Jiang Ming silently recited the mantra, and sure enough, the pain was greatly reduced, but there was still some faint pain......

Jiang Ming stood up straight and said with a sad face: "Master! Do you want to play me to death before you are willing? ”

The old man laughed and said, "Okay, okay, there's nothing to do, I'm leaving!" ”

Jiang Ming was no longer fooled, and watched the old man's background disappear at the end of the street, and then he looked around to see if the old man would suddenly emerge from that unknown corner!

But this time he was disappointed, and it seemed that the crazy old man did not appear again, and he shook his head helplessly, and sighed dejectedly: "Alas-"

For him, a precious master, he really has no way at all!

He sighed and was about to turn around and walk back, but saw the crazy old man running back from a distance in a hurry, Jiang Ming was about to be tortured by him and went crazy, and couldn't help shouting: "What else are you going to do?" ”

The old man said solemnly: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay with you this time, I heard that there is a crew upstairs who is paying salaries, and I have made a few cameo appearances in that film, and there is no play for me in the past two days, so I went to the director to settle the salary......" said, and ran upstairs like flying.

"Mygod ......" Jiang Ming was really about to collapse by his toss, almost didn't know what to do, he found a corner, held the wall with both hands, and knocked his head against the wall "dong dong" lightly......

Just as Jiang Ming was "venting" here, he suddenly heard a girl's voice: "Jiang Ming? You are here...... What for?! ”

Jiang Ming turned his head and looked, a very beautiful round-faced girl was standing on the side of the street, it turned out to be Wu Xiaozhi, who had just met in the past two days, it seemed as if she was passing by here, Jiang Ming held on to the corner of the wall, was stunned for a moment, and then said a little unnaturally:

"Oh, ah...... Oh, no problem, I'm going to check if the walls are strong to prevent them from collapsing suddenly in the event of an earthquake......"

"Ahh - Really? Xiao Zhi asked suspiciously, thinking to herself, "Is this how you tested?" ”

She looked up at the building, it seemed to be quite strong, but it didn't seem to be too strong, and then she looked at Jiang Ming, who was nervous, and felt a little puzzled!

Jiang Ming admitted nonchalantly, saying, "Yes, yes, that's it, hehe, hahaha, ......heheha......ha

The two were "arguing cordially and amicably" here, when suddenly a mournful shout came from the side of the street in the distance: "Come on! The chengguan beat people! ——”

Jiang Ming and Xiao Zhi turned their heads to look together, only to see a few inexplicable guys scuffling with a few confused people, Xiao Zhi watched silently, because she couldn't do anything, such a thing, I was surprised once, I was angry twice, it doesn't matter if I see too much, as long as I am not the executor and the victim, who wants to take care of other people's affairs, and how should I take care of it?

Jiang Ming frowned, he had seen a lot of such things, and he didn't want to take care of it, but he felt that he should take care of it, and thought: "These nasty people don't support the great work of our wise and great government at all, nor do they support the management and cleaning of the city!" ”

Looking at it, Jiang Ming really couldn't stand it anymore, and his righteous heart didn't allow himself to look at it indifferently, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore and said to Xiao Zhi: "Go, Xiao Zhi!" …… Come to my house and sit down! ……”

"Huh? You live here?! ”

"Yes! You don't know the way yet, do you? Ha Lu Ha ......" The two walked upstairs with a smile all the way, and at this time, Xiao Zhi didn't know that Jiang Ming had already sent his four doppelgangers, rushed out stealthily, and rushed towards the group of people who were indiscriminately coercive, and then a louder voice sounded in that group of people - "Crackling...... Crackling ......"

Passers-by saw a strange sight, only to see that the group of city managers who had been sanctimonious and violent suddenly stopped beating the small traders, but scuffled with their own people like a dog-eat-dog, and beat each other "without blood on their faces and no injuries on their bodies"......

Passers-by and audience friends all sighed in unison: "Alas! It's really strange that there are many things every year, and this year there are so many! ”