"Yes, of course I bought a house, I have a wife, and I don't want to buy a house?! Where will my wife and children live after that? Jiang Ming said jokingly.

Xiaoqin's face immediately turned red when she heard this on the other end of the phone, and she chirped, "Phew, you!" How can there be children...... Uh, do you have kids out there? ”

Jiang Ming smiled: "Oh, don't be funny, you haven't given birth to me yet, how can there be!" ”

"you, scoundrel......" Xiaoqin said and hung up the phone, blushing, scolding this nasty "stinky scoundrel" in her heart, but she felt a little sweet, buy a house? Can you really own your own house?! ……

After Jiang Ming hung up the phone, he immediately rushed to Xiaoqin's hotel, although he has spells now, he can't use them casually, besides, using spells is actually very tiring, so, most of the time, Jiang Ming is still the same as ordinary people, there is no difference, but he often meditates on his mind to improve his skills.

These spells he learned do not require special meditation, alchemy, cultivation or anything, he can practice and practice anytime and anywhere, whether it is standing, sitting, walking, eating and sleeping, or even when he is doing something like that, he can also practice, not only can he practice, but the effect is better, but he is also more tired, as for the reason...... Hehe, you know!

Of course, it would be better if there was an elixir or something! But how many people in the world have really seen the elixir!

In fact, Jiang Ming has been practicing all the time, his mana is also gradually improving, the crazy old man said, he is in the early stage of cultivation, so the progress is relatively easy, as long as he insists on practicing, his mana can be doubled every six hours, for example, yesterday he could be separated into two people, and now he can be separated into four people, and his doppelganger can also be separated again, of course, it must be under Jiang Ming's control.

When they arrived at the hotel, Jiang Ming, Xiaoqin and her mother talked for a while, comforted them, and then went out with Xiaoqin to ,—— to buy a house!

Because Jiang Ming had already found a way to save the money yesterday, now as long as he brought his bank card, the two of them got into a taxi and rushed to a high-end real estate......

In the car, Jiang Ming held Xiaoqin's smooth little hand, and couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart, this beautiful girl who was lukewarm to herself yesterday is now sitting meekly beside her and accompanying her to buy a house......

And Xiaoqin was even more emotional, and still a little incredulous: "Do you really want to have a house of your own?" ”

Jiang Ming turned his head to look at Xiaoqin's side face, the pink and delicate face always made him feel the urge to kiss her, at this time Xiaoqin also turned his face and found that Jiang Ming was looking at her, and he also smiled.

Jiang Ming couldn't help but reach out and take her into his arms, Xiaoqin struggled a few times, obviously embarrassed, because the driver was still in the front seat, but Jiang Ming didn't care about that, he still hugged her tightly.

The driver has long been accustomed to such things, and still drives his car by himself, Jiang Ming whispered in Xiaoqin's ear: "What's the matter with a hug, you are my wife, what are you afraid of?" ”

"I hate you!" Xiaoqin was still writhing uneasily, but the more she writhed, the tighter Jiang Ming hugged her, "Hey! Wife, how about we buy a house in a while, how about we go buy a car again? Jiang Ming continued to whisper in Xiaoqin's ear.

Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment when she heard him, and opened her mouth to say something, but looked at the driver sitting in front of her, and finally didn't say anything.

It wasn't until they arrived at their destination that they got out of the car and walked towards the sales office that Xiaoqin couldn't help but say, "Is your money safe?" You won't have a problem spending it casually, right?! "As for Jiang Ming's money, Xiaoqin is very suspicious?

"Don't worry! No problem at all!! Jiang Ming swore a promise.

Xiaoqin looked at him worriedly, but didn't say anything more.

After arriving at the sales office, in the instigation of the sales lady and coaxing, the two happily picked for a long time, and finally picked a satisfactory house, Jiang Ming said to the sales lady: "Okay, that's it, swipe the card, go through the procedures!" ”

"Good sir!" The sales lady is naturally very happy, selling a house of more than one million, her commission is also a lot, but as soon as the card is swiped, the three of them are stupid!

"Sir, you don't have enough money!" The sales lady's face immediately turned cloudy.

Jiang Ming heard it: "It's not enough, how can it be?" And three million yesterday?! ”

"But now there are only 30,000 in the card, don't you believe you see it yourself?" The young lady said, pointing to the computer screen.

"Ah, this, how is that possible?" Jiang Ming looked at the numbers on the screen dumbfounded, and after a while, he turned his head to look at Xiaoqin, and found that her eyes were also full of doubts, she had seen the money, although she didn't know the exact number, but she knew that it was a lot of money.

Jiang Ming was stunned for a moment before he said, "No, I have to go to the bank and ask!" - You wait here for me for a while, and I'll be back right away! He said hello to Xiaoqin, and then ran out of the sales office like a fly.

Out of the sales office, he didn't have the heart to fight anymore, he was afraid of going to a place where there was no one, so he went straight to stealth, and then quickly ran to the bank, and then appeared and ran into the bank.

After finding out, Jiang Ming was stupid, and a sweet-looking female clerk behind the counter told him that there was indeed no 3 million money, and there were only 30,000 left.

"What the hell is going on?" He asked.

"2.7 million was taken away last night."

"Huh?! Was that bastard take it? Jiang Ming felt the anger in his heart rising out.

The female clerk glared at him and said, "We don't know what to do, the surveillance video shows that the person who took the money was an old man with white hair and a white beard!" ”

"Ahh White...... An old man with white hair, white hair, and a beard? ”

Jiang Ming didn't know many old men, and the white-haired and white-bearded one, as far as he knew, was the one who was now in his house......

Thinking of this, he didn't hesitate any longer, and ran out of the house like a fly, and the beautiful female bank clerk looked at his back blankly: "This person is sick, right?" But when he thought that his money might have been lost, he felt some sympathy, "Alas! Poor kid ......"

Jiang Ming ran back to the house with a cigarette, and when he saw his master, the crazy old man with white hair and white beard, still sitting on the ground sick and decadent, with his back against the wall, he immediately said angrily: "Master...... Master, master, you, what are you doing with my money? He was a little stammered.

The old man glanced at him, laughed a few times, and then said, "I took it, but I didn't ask for a penny." ”

"Didn't want to? Why didn't you want to take it? You don't want me to ask for it! Give it to me! I'm still useful for me! Jiang Ming said eagerly.

"Nonsense! If I want to have it, won't I give it to you? ”

"That'...... Where did the money go? ”

The old man glanced at him again before he said, "I'll tell you the truth, where is all this money...... All the taxes have been paid! ”

"Taxes? What taxes? Why haven't I heard of it? Jiang Ming said angrily.

The old man glared at him and said, "Of course you haven't heard of it, because this is the latest regulation in the fairy world!" ”

"Provisions? What are the regulations? ”

The old man coughed twice and said, "That is to say, anyone who uses spells to obtain a huge amount of income in the mortal world will be subject to a 99% personal income surcharge!" ”

"Ah??? - "Hearing this, Jiang Ming was dumbfounded, motionless, and petrified......

After a long while, he said, "It's really fake, you can't lie to me, are you?" ”

"Fart, when did I lie to you?" The old man's eyes immediately widened.

Jiang Ming muttered in a low voice: "But I always feel as if you are lying to me, as if there are many things hidden from me!" ”

"Nonsense, of course people of your class can't tell you about the things that people of your class know about the road, okay, I won't tell you, it's really kind and not good to repay......" Speaking of this, the old man disappeared directly, and he didn't know where he went, this time it's good, Jiang Ming can't find him if he wants to.

He stood dejectedly for a while, and then looked up to the sky and shouted: "Pay taxes? What kind of tax do you pay—"

After roaring and tossing, Jiang Ming had no choice but to go back to find Xiaoqin.

When he saw Xiaoqin, he hung his head and said, "Alas! The money was gone, and my master borrowed it and spent it. ”

Xiaoqin smiled slightly bitterly and said, "It's okay! In fact, she thought in her heart, "I have long known that it is not so easy to buy a house, how can I buy a house easily!" But she couldn't help but sigh softly.

Jiang Ming said: "It's okay, I believe I will be able to earn a lot of money soon, you can rest assured." ”

Xiaoqin nodded, "Well, I believe you, but-"

She looked at no one on the left and right, and then whispered, "Don't do bad things!" ”

Jiang Ming said with a big grin: "Don't worry! How could your husband and I do bad things! In that case, let's rent a house first, shall we? ”

Xiaoqin nodded and said, "Well, okay, I'll listen to you." ”

"Hey! Listen to me, baby! Jiang Ming smiled and laughed twice, and then the two took the car again, went to the real estate agency, and found a good house to rent, Jiang Ming paid a year's rent, and at this time there was not much money left in his card, so he simply stuffed the card directly into Xiaoqin's hand and said: "There is not much money left, you can keep it!" ”

"This ......" Xiaoqin hesitated, but Jiang Ming said dissatisfiedly: "What this and that, take it!" ”

took the house key, Jiang Ming helped Xiaoqin's mother and daughter move again, fortunately, the house was still clean, all kinds of furniture and facilities were basically available, Jiang Ming and Xiaoqin cleaned it briefly, and went out to buy some missing daily necessities, Xiaoqin's mother and daughter settled down.

Jiang Ming stayed for a while, then got up to say goodbye, and when he left, Xiaoqin's mother took Jiang Ming's hand and said again: "Alas! Xiao Ming, I really don't know how to thank you! ”

Jiang Ming said: "Auntie, don't see outside, this is what I should do." ”

Xiaoqin's mother nodded, and didn't say anything more, Jiang Ming saved their mother and daughter, and it was useless to say no amount of thanks, so it was better not to say it at all, as the so-called great grace is not grateful.

Xiaoqin sent Jiang Ming for a while, and the two kissed wildly for a long time in a place where no one was, which was inseparable

Broke up.

Leaving Xiaoqin, Jiang Ming walked in the direction of home, because he still had a lot of things he didn't understand and wanted to ask the crazy old man, thinking of the nearly 3 million he "lost", Jiang Ming felt heartache, after all, it was the first pot of gold he had worked so hard to earn,—— although it was robbed, but it was also the ill-gotten wealth of others, Jiang Ming was also ready to rob the rich and help the poor!

Of course, I also belong to the poor category, and I am ready to help myself and enjoy it, but I don't want to help that crazy old man and pay taxes? Really? Jiang Ming always felt that it was not very reliable.

Jiang Mingzheng was thinking about walking with a sad face, and suddenly saw a few people on the side of the road in front of him who were very suspicious, and took a closer look, weren't they the three mentally handicapped people who collected protection money in the supermarket downstairs of Liu Meimei? Beside them there was also a dark, ugly man with a bandage on his forehead, and his movements and expressions were strange.

"What do they want to do?" Jiang Ming couldn't help but pay attention, because judging from their performance in collecting protection money, although they were mentally retarded, they were not good people.

So he simply walked to a place where there was no one, directly hidden, and then walked near those people, he thought, if they don't do bad things, forget it, if they do bad things, just stop them, although Jiang Ming is not necessarily a righteous man, but the heart of justice is still there, and if he has the ability to stop it, why let these bastards do bad things!

When Jiang Ming walked behind them, he heard the black and ugly black boss talking to Ji Ji: "**Do you understand, I told you to pounce on you and pounce forward, understand?" ”

"But......" said Gigi chirping, "but what are they going to do if they want to run me to death!" ”

The black boss was angry: "**Stupid? That car has brakes, brakes, clutch throttle or something, how can it crush you? Listen, if you come over a good car, you will pounce forward, and if you lie down in the middle of the road, the car will definitely stop, and then we will go up and ask for money for you, disability allowance or something, do you hear? ”

Gigi was still hesitating, he was a little mentally retarded, but he also felt that this method was not very good, at this time, a brand new BMW 7 Series sedan came from a distance, and the black boss said happily: "Okay, good opportunity, Gigi, pounce forward......"

But Jiji still refused to move, and Jiang Ming, who was behind him, was angry when he heard this, and kicked the black boss's ass, and the black boss flew sideways to the middle of the road-

The BMW was driving rapidly, and suddenly saw a person flying on the side of the road, and immediately ignored the three-seven-twenty-one, and turned around the steering wheel, while the black boss fell to the ground with a "poof", and threw him to the ground with a wail.

At this time, an electric tricycle that solicited customers drove over leisurely, and the old man who drove the three-wheeled vehicle reacted a little slower, and did not immediately bypass the black boss, but stopped, which was broken.

As soon as Baozi looked at the car, he thought, "Okay, here's your chance!" He immediately stepped forward and grabbed the old man and said, "Hey, old man, you've crushed someone!" ”

The old man is very timid, and he is stupid when he sees this situation. Personally, what should I do, I can't think of an idea for a while, and I hesitate to say: "No, I, I, he ......"

"What I'm, take the money immediately! Medical expenses, funeral expenses, youth loss expenses, personal income tax, a total of five hundred! Baozi said forcefully.

The black boss was lying on the ground and thinking, "This grandson is sure to be five hundred, right?" Immediately shouted: "More points!" ”

"Oh!" Baozi understood: "Our boss said, six hundred!" ”

The black boss almost died of anger, and thought, "That's all." Immediately shouted and scolded: "Damn, who said that it would be 600, 100,000-"

When the old man heard this, his face turned green, and he hurriedly said, "Child, ah no, big brother, I don't want this car, it's yours!" With that, he got out of the car and ran away......

Baozi looked at the half-new motor tricycle suspiciously, and muttered: "This car is worth 100,000 yuan?!" The black boss got up from the ground while groaning, looked at the tricycle, and just wanted to say, "It's okay to get a tricycle", but saw Jiji get on the tricycle with a "pout", and then started up, and suddenly chased after the old man.

When the old man heard the sound of the car, he looked back and was almost scared to death, thinking: "They actually chased after them, and now this porcelain is getting more and more bold!" ”

The old man was frightened when he saw this situation, the old man had never been beaten in his life, and this time he also let go, stopped a taxi, and said "Go away!" The car roared and rushed away.

Gigi increased the throttle to the maximum, chased after him, and shouted while chasing: "Uncle, what we want to touch is a BMW, not a three-wheeler, this car will be returned to you-"

But the old man couldn't hear it, just urged the driver to hurry up, but on the streets of the city, there were traffic lights everywhere, and no matter how fast he could go! It's just that the tricycle behind can't catch up with them, but they can't get rid of the heartless Gigi......

The driver looked at the anxious old man suspiciously, and then looked at the three-wheeled car that couldn't be thrown off from the rearview mirror, and asked puzzledly: "What's wrong, uncle?" Offended? Whose is that three-wheeler? ”

The old man almost stopped crying: "That's my car—"

The invisible Jiang Ming looked at it and felt a little interesting, so he conjured up a clone and chased after Jiji, while his main body stayed here to continue watching the excitement.

After the doppelganger caught up with Jiji, he didn't bother to run anymore, so he went directly to the three wheels and sat on the three wheels, and since he was also invisible, Jiji couldn't see him. In fact, even if he wasn't invisible, Gigi couldn't see him, he just looked at the taxi in front of him......

The black boss looked at the back of Ji Ji driving away, and was stunned for a long time before asking, "Baozi, why did that grandson go crazy?" ”

"Uh...... I guess I chased the old man to ask for money! Baozi guessed.

"Hmm!" The black boss nodded and said, "That's okay, even if this kid is still a little bit up......"

Crooked said, "No, I guess he's going to return the car!" ”

"What?" The black boss's face immediately turned red again, "Return the car?" Fuck he's full? What car? ”

"Didn't we go to touch a BMW? It's not a three-wheeler, so he must have returned the car to someone......" explained crookedly.

"What the hell—" The black boss kicked the crooked aside, "Aren't BMWs the same as the three wheels?" You're fucking ruining my business! …… That's right,"

He suddenly remembered again: "Which of you two kicked me just now?" It's you, isn't it? He asked, pointing crookedly.

"No, it's not me, I'm kicking! ......" Crooked hurriedly waved his hand and shook his head in denial.

The black boss pointed to the bun again: "It's you?" Isn't it? You must be trying to kill me and take my place, right? ”

Naturally, Baozi also tried his best to deny it.

"Not you or who? Could it be a ghost? The black boss roared angrily, "Anyway, it's either you or him, it's either him or you, or the two of you!" You two bastards......" said, kicking and beating these two people again and again, and the two had to flee, while the black boss chased and beat them......

Jiang Ming couldn't help but be happy when he looked at it, "It's interesting, it's really interesting!" ......" Then he ignored the three heartless eyes, and continued to walk leisurely in the direction of home.

And his doppelganger was still sitting on Gigi's tricycle at the moment, and he wanted to see how the old man would deal with this heartless man! But I didn't expect the taxi to pull over to the side of the road and stop, what's wrong?

It turned out that the driver asked the old man what was going on, and the old man told the matter, but the driver immediately became angry, for them these legal drivers, the most hated is these porcelain, they don't make money well, they just want to get other people's oil and water, such people, it's best to all roll them to death——, and touch porcelain actually dare to blatantly chase the victim, really, is there no justice in the world?

So the angry taxi driver stopped the car and got out of the car with a king-size wrench......

The old man also hurriedly got out of the car, he is a timid and afraid of things, and he is most afraid of accidents, but now that this kind of thing has happened, what can he do?!

The taxi driver watched angrily as the tricycle driven by Gigi drove in front of him, and then Gigi got out of the car and said to the old man: "Uncle, what we want to touch is a BMW, not a tricycle, this car will be returned to you, and I will go!" ”

After speaking, he turned around and left, leaving the taxi driver and the old man staring at each other and stunned for a long time before the driver yelled at Jiji's back: "Touch the BMW? Sooner or later, you'll kill you bastards—"

The invisible Jiang Ming (clone) secretly smiled bitterly, thinking: "Alas! It's really strange that there are many things every year, and this year there are so many! Alas! Anyway......"

Thinking of this, he turned around and left them, quickly caught up with Jiang Ming's body and merged into one, Jiang Ming read the memory of the doppelganger, and also laughed "hehehehe", but he didn't take it to heart, thinking that these people were just some gangsters who couldn't make any waves.

At this time, Jiang Ming's mobile phone rang suddenly, he took out his mobile phone and saw that it was his father calling, he was a little puzzled, according to the date, his father should have come back in the past two days, but he still hasn't come back, is there something wrong?

"Hey! Dad, why haven't you come back yet?! Haven't had enough of it abroad? Jiang Ming complained with some displeasure.

Jiang Ming's father immediately shouted loudly on the phone: "Stinky boy, what are you playing?" Dad is very busy now, do you think you know how to play like you? Tell you, I haven't been back recently, I'm promoted now, and I'm in charge of the supervision of a project here, I was appointed by the mayor when he left two days ago, damn, it seems that I haven't been in vain all these years, and it will get better and better in the future, hahaha......ha You kid be honest at home, I'll give you some more money in the card, ** save some flowers, if you are disobedient, be careful that I go back and fucking beat you to death! Okay, let's not talk about it, I'm still busy, hang up! ”

"Hey, hey......" Jiang Ming wanted to say something, his father had already hung up the phone, Jiang Ming thought with a sad face, "It's getting better and better?" If he knew that I beat up the mayor's son, I don't know if I would still think so? ? Alas! Gotta figure figure out......"

Jiang Ming frowned and thought about returning home, but unexpectedly found that the crazy old man was not sitting on the ground decadently as usual, but sitting upright and sitting on the sofa with dignity, which made Jiang Ming a little surprised, he looked at the old man suspiciously, and thought, "Huh! The old man has changed his temperament this time? ”

He was wondering, and the old man spoke: "What do you see?" Stinky boy, come here! ”

"Oh!" Jiang Ming walked over obediently, and the old man taught Jiang Ming some spells such as the magic spell, the magic spell, the magic heart spell, etc., including formulas and cultivation methods, etc., the old man was like this when he passed on his art, there was never any nonsense or anything, such as how you want to do it, how do I want to do it, how he wants to do it, etc., all of them, they are always concise and to the point, you can learn if you can learn, and it is not mandatory to learn if you can't learn, and you won't leave a lot of homework that you can't finish for three years to toss you!

But Jiang Ming is still very serious about learning spells, because these things are very interesting and useful, so although he usually cares about it, he is still very serious about learning spells.

After the old man finished teaching this, he paused for a moment, and then continued: "Okay, I can teach you, that's all for the time being, you can be considered a temporary graduate, I have to go back as soon as possible, if I don't go back, those bastards will take all my good seats, his grandmother's ......"

So saying, the crazy old man stood up and walked out.

Jiang Ming was a little surprised: "Huh?!" Master, are you leaving? Aren't there still a few days left? ”

But his master ignored him, walked to the corner, carried his luggage behind his back in advance—in fact, the so-called luggage was nothing more than a tattered quilt, bundled with a broken rope, and this was all his luggage, simple and stylish—and then said, "Let's go." And he went out the door.