Chapter 4 It's a tragedy
The pair of men and women who had let Yan Xiaokai tell their fortunes enter the big supermarket on the edge of the square.
While selecting snacks, the woman said to the middle-aged man: "Hey, since the fortune teller just now calculated so accurately, why didn't you let me count it?"
The middle-aged man squeaked: "Fate is in your own hands, and it is no good to know too much"
The woman frowned, "Wang Zifa, you shouldn't be hiding something from me, right?"
The middle-aged man's heart tightened, "No, what can I hide from you." ”
The woman sneered: "Hmph, you'd better be careful with me, if I catch any sore feet, I'm not done with you, don't forget, the reason why you are here today is all because of my dad."
The middle-aged man said, "I said no."
The woman picked out two snacks and put them in the shopping basket, but suddenly said very firmly: "No, I have to find the fortune teller to calculate for me when I go back in a while."
The middle-aged man was shocked, the fortune teller was obviously not simple, if he calculated that he had a family and a room in the countryside, it would be all over.
Although with her own three-inch knowledge, the woman may not believe it, but it is not good for her to be suspicious, seeing that she will be promoted soon, nothing can happen at this juncture.
Thinking like this, his little eyes rolled, and he covered his stomach with one hand and said, "My stomach is a little uncomfortable, I have to go to the toilet."
The woman was a little nervous and said, "Is it a bad stomach?"
The man said: "It's okay, it's just a little uncomfortable, I'll go outside to find a toilet, you can walk around here." I'll come back to you in a moment."
The woman did not suspect that there was a fake, and promised: "Okay, you go, come back quickly"
The man nodded and hurried to the door.
When the man and woman left, Yan Xiaokai also left.
Just close the stall in the market, this is too disrespectful
No, his stomach is too hungry and he has to go and fill his stomach before he can come back to continue his work
In a small restaurant not far away, Yan Xiaokai ate a very good fast food, barely filled his stomach and returned to his original stall.
But it was only a blink of an eye, and the words he wrote on the ground just now had been smeared.
Yan Xiaokai guessed that this must not have been done by the cleaner, but the gray-robed old man. But it doesn't matter, because he has business again, and the customers have come straight up.
The customer was still a repeat customer, and he had just been dragged by the woman, and then dragged the woman to the deserted man.
Seeing Yan Xiaokai coming back, the man asked with a sinking face: "You knew me before and followed me?"
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "Brother, you misunderstood, I have never known you in my life, and I have never met. ”
The middle-aged man said, "Then why are you so clear about my affairs?"
Yan Xiao laughed, "I don't have any ability, do I dare to practice here?"
The man thought for a moment and took out another twenty-dollar bill, "Tell me, how did you figure it out?"
Yan Xiaokai pretended to smile mysteriously, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed"
The man took out another fifty yuan bill, pressed it on it, and said, "Can you say it now?"
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, and said disdainfully in his heart, seventy yuan just want me to leak the secret of heaven, you are disrespectful to me, an insult to the fortune-telling industry, how can you ...... A hundred dollars
Seeing this, the man took out another hundred and pressed it on it, "What about now?"
Yan Xiaokai was obviously moved, and almost reached over and grabbed it directly, because he didn't lack anything now, so he was short of money, but he still shook his head after the worst, "Good intentions to help karma, that is to accumulate merits, but it is also easy to be used against fate, it will be discouraged, it will lose power, it will lose opportunity, it will produce evil consequences, it will cause giving, and it will harm others, so ......"
When Yan Xiaokai was gushing, the man finally became ruthless and took out another pink bill from his pocket, "What now?" Can't you say it yet......"
Two hundred and seventy?
Yan Xiaokai's eyes lit up, and before he finished speaking, he snatched the money from the ground, "Amitabha, good, good, what does the donor want to know?" Just ask, poor road...... Well, I promise to know everything, and I promise to say everything. ”
The man said, "Just tell me, how did you figure it out?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "It's very simple, according to your physiognomy, calculate step by step"
The man was a little discouraged, and said weakly: "Didn't you say it, but didn't say it?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "I am a simple statement, if you are not satisfied, I can explain it to you in detail, the face is divided into five senses and three stops and twelve palaces, what about the twelve palaces, the palace of life, the palace of wealth, the palace of brothers, the palace of husband and wife, the palace of children, the palace of misfortune, the palace of migration, the palace of slaves, the palace of officials, the palace of Tian Zhai, the palace of fortune, to see if the parents are alive, first look at the angle of the sun and the moon. The exact location of the sun and moon angles varies from fortune telling books to fortune tellers. The actual angle of the sun and moon is the eyebrow, the left is the sun angle is the father, and the right is the moon angle is the mother. Male left and female right, the sun and moon angles are aligned, brilliance, the two ends are the same, then the parents are both long-lived, and the sun and moon angles are like the tip of the cone bent downward, then the parents are fixed. The left with a cone tip and the right with a cone head and a mother. And the angle of your sun and moon is obviously with a cone tip on the left and a cone head on the right, which is obviously the physiognomy of the father and mother. In addition to the sun and moon horns with conical tips and cones, you are also accompanied by the fullness and vastness of the heavenly court, so the parents should be middle-aged......"
The man seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and he was dazzled by the tip of the cone, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you don't have to say so much, I don't understand." I don't want to hear it, so you can calculate for me what you didn't finish just now."
Yan Xiaokai asked, "What is not finished?"
The middle-aged man said: "Wife's room, children"
Yan Xiaokai smiled lightly: "My brother has already married a wife and has a daughter. But your wife ...... It's not the one just now."
At this time, the middle-aged man was completely convinced, looked at Yan Xiaokai in surprise for a while, and finally lowered his posture and voice: "Can you do me a favor?"
Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "I know what you want me to do for you."
The middle-aged man was shocked, "You can also calculate this?"
Yan Xiao smiled and said nothing, looking at him lightly.
The middle-aged man asked, "Then tell me, what do I want you to help me with?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "You come back, in addition to checking again whether I have the ability, the bigger reason is to let me help you lie, because life has cartilage, you are born to rely on women to eat, the woman just now is the noble person in your life, you don't want her to know that you have a wife and children, and she wants to come back to me to tell her fortune, so he found an excuse to leave her and ran back to me to make a confession."
The middle-aged man's eyes widened, as if he was shocked, and he said weakly for a while: "Little brother, in this world now, it's not easy to eat, you can help me with this."
Yan Xiaokai smiled, "Brother, you know that it is difficult to mix in this world, and you should also know that there are not many living Lei Feng in this world, and there is no free lunch in this era."
His subtext couldn't be more obvious, you want me to lie with you, no problem, give the money
The middle-aged man said a little annoyed: "Didn't I give you two hundred and seven just now?"
Yan Xiaokai waved his hand, "Slow down, come slowly, this account has to be calculated one by one, the two hundred and seven you just gave, let me tell you how to calculate it, I have dutifully told you, but you don't want to hear it, I can't help it." You are still not paid for what you are asking for now. ”
The middle-aged man was paralyzed and asked weakly, "How much do you want?"
Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "It depends on how many you have."
The middle-aged man's pupils shrank, and he had the urge to turn around and want to leave, but he thought that he would come out of the mall soon, and then find this fortune teller's lover, he couldn't afford to lose his temper, so he had to take out his wallet, and took out two more Red Bulls, and said angrily: "Now you can be Lei Feng, right?"
Yan Xiaokai glanced at him, don't turn your head, and ignore it
The middle-aged man was angry, "Don't go too far"
Yan Xiaokai raised his arms and said lightly: "You'd better not stimulate me, otherwise I'll be even more excessive."
The middle-aged man said angrily: "Believe it or not, I called the city management to sweep away your stall."
Yan Xiaokai sneered, "Then believe it or not, I told the woman just now that you already have a wife and children, you are cheating, cheating, drinking, and cheating feelings, and you left her a fake name, surname, and address." ”
The middle-aged man's expression froze, and his eyes gradually sank weakly as he stared at Yan Xiaokai, and he gritted his teeth after the last moment, took out the only three hundred yuan left in his wallet, and handed over the other two hundred yuan in one go, "Isn't it okay now?"
Yan Xiaokai lazily took the money, and even checked the authenticity, so he said without saltiness: "Wouldn't it have been over like this?"
The middle-aged man was finally so angry that he lost his temper, and before leaving, he didn't forget to warn and advise: "Get acquainted with each other for a while, if you leak your mouth, don't expect to mix in this place in the future."
Yan Xiaokai nodded, Lao Tzu didn't plan to mix here again in the future.
Not long after, the middle-aged man who had left came back, but no longer alone, the woman also followed, carrying a large bag in her hand, apparently having just been sent to shop.
The woman was very excited when she saw Yan Xiaokai and said, "Little brother, I'm back again." I thought about it and decided that I still want you to do the math for me. ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Count one hundred at a time"
The woman was taken aback, "Didn't you just say that you couldn't count the money?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "But didn't I calculate accurately?"
Woman: "......"
The middle-aged man threw an approving look at Yan Xiaokai, and then pulled the woman and said, "Forget it, it's so expensive, let's not forget it."
The woman thought about it, and finally gritted her teeth and said, "No, I'm going to let him do the math for me"
As she spoke, the woman took out a hundred dollars.
Seeing her hand over the money, Yan Xiaokai was about to take it happily, but before Lu Dao's hand stretched out, the woman took the money back, "Slow, calculate first, and then give the money, if you can't count it, I won't give it."
Yan Xiaokai was slightly stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Whatever you want"
The woman said, "Then you can also calculate for me whether my parents are still alive, how many brothers and sisters I have in my family, and what I belong to."
Yan Xiaokai took a closer look at the woman's face, and asked her to spread out her hands to show herself.
After that, he narrowed his eyes slightly, stretched out his thumb and pinched his fingers to calculate, and there were words in his mouth, the whole style of a magic stick.
The men and women in front of him were waiting a little impatiently, and when they were about to ask, Yan Xiaokai opened his eyes and said: "Your parents are here, and you are physically strong, your family is well-off, you are an only daughter, you have no brothers and sisters, and at the last of all, you are a pig."
"Oh my God" the woman covered her mouth exaggeratedly, and said in great surprise: "You are all right"
Yan Xiaokai spread out his palm and stretched it out in front of her.
Although the woman was a little distressed, she still gave Yan Xiaokai the hundred yuan in her hand, and then said, "I still have questions to ask."
Yan Xiaokai said: "Ask"
The woman looked at the middle-aged man next to her, and finally gritted her teeth and said, "What is my relationship with him?"
Yan Xiaokai said without thinking: "You are not husband and wife"
As soon as the man heard this, he became anxious, and stared at Yan Xiaokai fiercely.
Yan Xiaokai turned a blind eye, and slowly took the next sentence, "But you are a couple"
The woman nodded in satisfaction.
The middle-aged man also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then deliberately looked at his watch and said, "Hey, it's almost time, it's time for us to enter the station."
The woman hurriedly said, "I'm going to ask a question at the last minute." What will my marriage be with him?"
Yan Xiaokai glanced at the woman, then looked back at the man, and said hesitantly: "This ......"
The middle-aged man was so angry that he almost smoked when he saw that this guy was quietly gesturing to him, and he was so angry that he almost smoked, but at this juncture, he really didn't dare to attack, so he could only touch his pocket, took out fifty yuan and handed it to him, "Wow, I will reward you in addition, give us a good calculation."
Yan Xiaokai finally smiled at this time, and after accepting the money, he asked the two of them about their respective birthdays very seriously and responsibly, and then closed his eyes again, and pinched his fingers to read the words, and after a while, he opened his eyes, picked up the stone, wrote a fate on the ground, and then circled it with a circle, "This is your marriage." ”
The woman was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "Only this one word?"
Yan Xiaokai nodded.
The woman hurriedly asked, "Can't you say it again?"
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "I'm sorry, I can only say so much, sister, go back and enlighten yourself"
The woman looked at the word fate carefully, and suddenly said with joy: "This fate is surrounded by a circle, does it mean that my fate with him is locked in it, and he will live happily together in the future?"
Yan Xiaokai smiled bitterly, stupid woman, the fate is not a circle, it is a zero, you and his fate are equal to zero, don't look at your love now, in the end it is just fate and no share, but this kind of words, whether he receives money from middle-aged men or not, he will not say it, he can only say: "Sister, you better go back and understand it again"
The man saw that this level had already been dealt with, how dare he make more troubles, and hurriedly dragged the woman to the station gate, "Let's go, let's enter the station, otherwise it will be too late for a while."
The woman, though somewhat reluctant, eventually left.
Looking at the backs of the two, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help sighing, shaking his head and singing: "...... I've seen a tragedy unfolding, there's no drama in the play, and you're still hiding in your dreams......"
Zongheng launched a red envelope activity for the author during the Spring Festival, you can burst out monthly tickets and Zongheng coins, and you can also write blessings on greeting cards, who will send me red envelopes, but I prefer to see someone reward, because this red envelope still has to draw a chance, I opened nine in a row, and nine are empty. Is it a problem of luck, or is it a bad character? It seems that one day at a time is really not good
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