Chapter 3 The Youngest Fortune Teller

When the old beggar saw someone walking towards him, he thought that the alms had come, so he immediately cheered up and stared at Yan Xiaokai with a pair of pitiful and eager eyes.

Seeing Yan Xiaokai put a five-dollar bill into his rotten basin, he was overjoyed, and was about to shout mantras such as "Good people, good intentions are rewarded".

Who would have thought that Yan Xiaokai would not blush and pant and said, "Uncle, I'm sorry, I'm here to change change."

So saying, he took three five-cent coins from the old beggar's rotten basin.

The old beggar was stunned, and looked at him a little unresponsive.

Yan Xiaokai smiled apologetically, and said, "Don't worry, I'll reward you when I earn money in a while."

After speaking, he walked to a place not far from the old beggar, found a stone that could draw a white line on the ground, and then wrote on both sides in turn: Knowing yin and yang, knowing the five elements, there is a good fortune in the sleeves, and the heaven and earth can be seen in the cause and effect hexagram.

This handwriting is written vigorously and powerfully, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, the iron painting silver hook, giving people the momentum of the sword, and the meaning of these two sentences is originally bull b, so he sat in the middle, although it is a bit nondescript, but it also faintly gives people a sense of majestic atmosphere.

The old beggar finally reacted now, it turned out that people were also here to get food, so he nodded to Yan Xiaokai kindly, as for what he just said about earning money to reward, the old beggar didn't hear it.

A stunned young man in his early twenties, setting up a stall to tell fortunes, it's strange that someone can help him

As for the gray-robed old Taoist priest on the other side, he stared at Yan Xiaokai fiercely, as if he couldn't take off his robe and come up to fight with Yan Xiaokai.

It is understandable that peers are like enemies, and no one will like to grab business with them, so Yan Xiaokai ignored it, just sat down and waited for the business to come to the door.

However, these years, there are obviously fewer and fewer superstitious people, and the business of fortune telling and divination is not so easy to do.

Actually, this is very understandable, just like the old beggar muttering, fortune tellers are mostly middle-aged people in their thirties and fifties, you are a young man in your twenties, you know a fart fortune teller? Even if they do, no one believes it

However, Yan Xiaokai was not in a hurry, and sat there quietly, waiting while practicing.

Although he didn't want to practice in such an environment at this time, it didn't break it, he was hungry and screamed, and there was really no way to distract him if he didn't find something to do.

Time flickered, more than an hour passed, Yan Xiaokai was already lucky, and still no guests came to the door, so he couldn't bear it anymore.

It seems that this kind of thing is really not good without shouting

Look at the gray-robed old Taoist priest, whether it is a man or a woman, old or young, tall or short, fat or short, a human or a ghost, as long as he passes in front of him, he must smirk at people first, and greet them immediately when he meets his eyes.

No, he was facing a single woman and said: "This girl, the old Taoist sees that your Yin Tang is dark, your eyes are blank, you must have a bra on your body, come and come, the old Taoist is merciful, this will be untied for you."

Although most people will stop and say a couple of sentences, not everyone is like this, for example, this woman, she just spat the old way, "Phew, old is not ashamed"

The old Taoist was bored, but he was not angry, but said to another fat man: "This donor, the old Taoist temple is shining, and your face is full of red light, I am afraid that the peach blossoms are coming."

When the fat man heard this, he immediately ran forward to ask, and after a while, he was fooled by the old Taoist priest who was full of tongues, and twenty pieces of ocean fell into the old Tao's pocket, and the fat man also thanked the old Taoist vigorously

There is a way to learn, there is no way to learn a monk, although there is no monk in front of him, but there is an old way, so Yan Xiaokai learned from him, and waved to people by drawing a gourd, and shouted at the same time: "Fortune telling, fortune telling"

However, his soft-footed crab-like appearance is not like soliciting guests at all, but a bit like summoning spirits, and the weak voice is not like calling someone to tell fortunes, but like looking for someone to save his life

As the saying goes, when people are going to be unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water. But if you're lucky, a blind cat can hit a dead mouse.

No, Yan Xiaokai shouted two words symbolically, and a man and a woman stopped in front of him.

In fact, the woman was the one who stayed first, and the man was led to a stop by the woman.

The reason for the woman to stop is very simple, that is, the person who called her to tell fortunes in the past turned out to be a handsome little white face.

You must know that in this world, men and women are almost the same, men often can't move when they see beautiful women, and women often have weak legs when they see beautiful men

Although most of the eyes of men are women's boobs and buttocks, most of what women look at are men's faces.

Yan Xiaokai's face is undoubtedly very good-looking, especially for some young women in their twenties and thirties, this handsome guy with a handsome appearance is the most attractive.

Although a man and a woman who stopped here are not very old, they are dressed up in good temperament, there are about forty men, suits and leather shoes, red faces, fine skin and tender meat, but also a general's belly, a faction of wealth.

The woman's twenty-three, four, five, and six are like that, maybe she will be a few years older after removing her makeup, but she is tall, slender and plump, to be exact, she is slender where she should be slender, and she is plump where she should be plump.

Seeing the two of them stop, Yan Xiaokai hurriedly said, "Two of you, let's tell your fortune."

The middle-aged man glanced at Yan Xiaokai, his eyes showed disdain and contempt, and he dragged the woman, "Let's go, a little kid, his hair hasn't grown, and he still learns fortune-telling." Let's go to the front park. ”

Yan Xiaokai was very annoyed when he heard this, the hair didn't grow together, Lao Tzu can cut you to death

But at this time, he asked for money not to be angry, so he didn't compete with him, a manly man, he had to be able to bend and stretch, so he said: "This old brother, you are wrong when you say this, although Jiang is old and spicy, but the chili pepper is small and spicy, if you are not in a hurry, then let's count a hexagram." If you can't calculate it, I don't want you a penny, and if you calculate it correctly, then reward me with a meal. ”

When the woman heard this, she said to the middle-aged man, "Did you hear that?" People said that they didn't need money, anyway, the ticket was bought, and there was more than an hour to leave, so it was better to let him do the math, such a young fortune teller, I haven't seen it yet."

The middle-aged man said unhappily: "Waste of time"

The woman argued with reason: "I won't suffer if I calculate, anyway, I have to calculate, if you feel bored, you can go back and wait."

The middle-aged man snorted, but in the end he didn't say anything more.

The woman threw down the man and approached Yan Xiaokai directly, "Hey, what you just said, maybe you don't want money." ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled and nodded, "Don't worry, other fortune tellers may be blind to you for thirty or fifty years, but I won't lie to you for three or five minutes."

The woman asked again, "Then what can you count?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I can count the past and the future"

The man came up and said, "If you blow it so well, then you can calculate it for us, if it is not accurate, I will smash your signboard."

Yan Xiaokai was stunned, not afraid of being smashed by this person, but thinking about where his signboard was?

The first business came to the door like this, but the money was obviously not so easy to make.

The woman came with the word "no money", if you have a advantage, you don't take advantage of it, that's a bastard, isn't it?

The man is deliberately making things difficult, I'll see what you little bastard can figure out

Without waiting for the woman's question, the middle-aged man had already preemptively said: "Okay, you don't need to say anything else, first calculate where I am from, if this can't be calculated, then you better go back to the countryside as soon as possible, don't be embarrassed here."

As soon as he heard this, Yan Xiaokai was happy, because this guy asked a rather idiotic question, and he didn't have to count it at all, he could know it with his toes, although this guy said a mouthful of Haiyuan words, he couldn't hide his hometown accent at all, but he still learned the gray-robed old way and pretended to pinch his fingers, and then said: "If I'm not mistaken, you are a Zijin person."

The man was silent, and the woman saw that Yan Xiaokai had guessed correctly, and hurriedly asked, "What about me?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Sister, you are from Longchuan"

The woman nodded and praised: "Ah, little brother, you have some ability."

At this moment, the man also realized that the question he just asked was too idiotic, so he changed the law: "Since you are so powerful, then I won't report my birthday, what do you count me?"

Yan Xiaokai didn't want to think about it and said: "It's a tiger"

The man was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Are my parents alive?"

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "Your parents have passed away, less than a year apart, one accident, one died of illness"

The man's expression froze, showing a look of surprise, but he still didn't give up and said, "A few brothers and sisters in my family."

Yan Xiaokai said: "You have no sisters, only a younger brother"

The man's eyes widened, and he looked at Yan Xiaokai as if he had seen a ghost

When the woman next to her saw the man's expression, she was also surprised and asked, "Did he say it all?"

The middle-aged man nodded weakly, and then looked at Yan Xiaokai with less disdain, but showed a deep doubt.

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "This old man, I'll calculate for you how the family is, whether you have children under your knees, right?"

The middle-aged man was shocked when he heard this, his eyes flashed a little happily at the woman next to him, and he quickly shook his head and said, "No need"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Let's do the math"

Looking at Yan Xiaokai's playful eyes, the middle-aged man didn't dare to babble anymore, took out twenty yuan from his bag, threw it in front of Yan Xiaokai, and then dragged the woman to leave.

The woman didn't want to, and whispered: "Hey, what's the matter, I haven't counted it yet"

The middle-aged man said: "Don't forget it, don't forget it, I'm a little hungry, let's go to the supermarket over there to buy something to eat, didn't you also say that you were thirsty?"

The woman was very reluctant, and although she passively followed the man, she still reluctantly turned her head to look at Yan Xiaokai.

Yan Xiaokai winked at her several times.

The woman was stunned for a moment, but finally followed the man to the supermarket not far away.

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