Chapter 163: Upset stomach
"Good! I'm going to check it out! β
When the red snake heard this, it immediately swished and flew off into the distance.
Ma Yishan and they were very surprised, Ma Yishan said to Liu Mei: "Your cousin is really amazing!" β
But after they chatted for a while, they saw a red ribbon-like snake flying from the sky.
It turned out that her cousin had flown back again, and the cousin said anxiously to his cousin, "Hurry up and tell me where those cows are?" I was in a hurry just now and forgot to ask! β
Ma Yishan and they all laughed wildly, which attracted several sailors on the night patrol above.
They saw that the snake was stupid, but he really liked to eat beef, and the matter was settled.
Ma Yishan said to him: "You go so fast, do you know how many cows are waiting for you to eat there?" β
The red snake shook his head, and he said, "Are there tens of thousands of heads?" Then I can eat it for a long time! I can eat more than 100 heads at a time! β
Ma Yishan thought about it, according to his body, it was very large, and it was not a lie that he could eat 100 cows in one meal, it was completely possible, so he said: "You have too few snakes!" I know there are tens of millions of cows there! β
The red snake was so excited that its tail shook, and it hit a thousand waves, "Is it real?" That's enough for me to eat for years! β
He thought about it, and seemed to think that this was too selfish, so he said, "I want to see it!" My friends seem to like beef! I'm going to call them now! I want them all to finish! It would be a shame to kill all those stupid human beings! β
Ma Yishan thought that he might have to go to find other Sea Clan monsters, so he told him the addresses of the mad cows in all the countries he heard in the meeting, and told him that if he didn't hurry up, they would all be gone in a few days!
So the red snake went into the sea at once.
Liu Mei looked at the sea and said with a smile: "Okay, let's go back to sleep!" β
Ma Yishan said: "Can this be solved? They won't alarm humans, will they? β
Liu Mei stroked her hair and said, "Don't worry, master!" We dragons don't practice the three-light policy everywhere like humans. Let's go back and wait for the good news. β
For the next day, Prince William and Queen Lisa were at a loss for the BSE disease, which would leave a big safety hazard if they were to deal with it according to the traditional method, but they had no choice, so they decided to order the destruction of all the mad cows as soon as they returned home this time.
As a result, the epidemic prevention departments of several Western countries began to prepare relevant drugs and began to lock down the farms.
When Leshan was eating, he suddenly said: "In fact, human beings are like those cows, as long as a new little virus comes, the whole world can fall into panic, I think it is better to return to the mountain as soon as possible!" β
Although Leshan is a master. But when he saw that the current world was seriously polluted, he was also very afraid that one day it would be killed by an unknown virus.
Le Yan suddenly said, "Master! If you don't feel safe on Earth, can you go to the Heavenly Realm? β
When Leshan heard this, he suddenly said in his heart: "That's right! I've got a way! β
Ma Yishan asked, "What is the master's opinion?" Is it really like what Le Yan said, to go to the heavenly realm to practice and ignore human beings? β
Leshan took a sip of a cup of coffee, and then said with a bitter face: "Oh Buddha! This authentic coffee is really hard to drink! I would like to make a few points, number one! I can't go to the heavenly realm with my human body now, I have to die before I can go there, and secondly, ordinary people have always had to save themselves, and they didn't say that they would be saved if they met a good teacher. There have been many monks who have gone to hell for generations, and everything has to be on their own! β
Le Yan said: "Then what is the solution you have in mind?" Is it to live in the depths of the sea? β
Leshan looked at her and said, "I'm not a fish!" I can go to a deserted island and use my mana to build a radar shield, and then I can live and practice there! You can also go to the animals over there! β
Ma Yishan bit the cake and said, "What kind of world is this!" Masters would rather go to the monkey than stay with people! β
Leshan said: "Who told you to make the earth so smoky! β
After Le Yan finished eating the food in front of him, he stretched out his spoon and went over to pull Ma Yishan's plate. She said, "Yes! Now that I think about it, it seems that animals don't damage the environment! β
In the evening, the day had almost passed, and Liu Mei suddenly came to call everyone out to say that there was news.
Together, they came to the stern. The sailors thought they were there to enjoy the night view and didn't pay much attention to them.
I saw that Liu Mei began to recite the spell again, and after a while, a little boy suddenly flew out of the sea. He was dressed in red, and his expression fell on the splint in pain.
The little boy looked like a junior high school student, and he looked younger than Le Yan, but everyone knew that he was at least 500 years old.
Generally, red snakes need to live for more than 400 years before they can transform into human form, so no matter how naΓ―ve their human form is, they are actually hundreds of years old.
Liu Mei saw his cousin's diarrheal face, so she went over and hugged him and said, "What's wrong?" Isn't that beef tasty? Have you all finished eating? β
Liu Mei's cousin said in her arms, "It's delicious! It's just that I don't know what to do, I may have eaten too much these days, and it seems that I have a bad stomach! β
Ma Yishan came over and said, "Let us treat you!" β
They all knew that this snake spirit had eaten too much mad beef, and his stomach must be uncomfortable, but as a highly poisonous breed, a mad cow could not poison them.
At most, it's like humans eating some expired food.
Liu Mei touched her cousin's forehead, "Yo! All have a fever! Hurry up, hurry up! Come with me into the warehouse! β
So they went back to the cabin, and the sailors didn't notice that they had a child.
They went to Ma Yishan's bedroom, which was the size of a basketball court and incredibly luxurious.
Liu Mei's cousin came to the spirit when he saw it, "Beautiful! It's almost time to catch up with our Dragon Palace! β
Le Yan asked, "What kind of demons live in the Dragon Palace?" Are they all dragons? β
Liu Mei's cousin went over and lay down, touching his stomach and saying, "The Dragon Palace is a palace established by the Dragon Clan and our Hongluan Clan, and anyone in our house can come to stay in our house, anyway, our resources can't be spent, and it's nothing to have a few more guests." It's beautiful inside! β
Ma Yishan looked at Liu Mei and said, "You gave up the luxurious life of the Dragon Palace, and you came to suffer with an ordinary human for the sake of love, it's really hard for you!" β
Liu Mei swung her waist and said, "Nothing? I left the sea before I could deform! I don't seem to have been to this dragon palace much. β
At that time, there was a big tsunami at the bottom of the sea, and Liu Mei went ashore with a few red luan snakes to take refuge, and then simply lived on land.
Later, the red snakes all turned into human forms and returned to the undersea Dragon Palace to live, leaving only Liu Mei and a demon to stay on land.
Later, she came to the land of the swollen country, and thought it was very interesting, so she lived a human life, until she met Yang Tian, a very kind and untimely human being.
Later, I met Ma Yishan and them again.
Liu Mei touched her cousin's stomach and said, "Come, my cousin has learned some ancient healing methods to treat your illness!" β
Liu Mei began to chant the incantation, and her cousin began to moan happily.
After a minute, he was on his feet again.
Ma Yishan went over and sat down and asked, "You tell us, what did you do with those cows?" β
Her cousin breathed the air around her comfortably as she said, "When I went back, I told all my friends that they were whale spirits, sea bat spirits, shark spirits, and many kinds of dragon demons!" There were tens of thousands of friends before and after, and they went to the place you told me, and we saw a lot of humans dressed in white surrounding those cows, and they really couldn't bear to kill and throw them away! So we rushed in together at night when they weren't paying attention, and ate those tens of millions of cows for three or two meals! β
Le Yan came over and said: "You tens of thousands of demons go, and on average, one demon eats a thousand cows!" You can really eat it! (To be continued......)