That Liu Mei's cousin heard it, smashed it, smashed it, and said, "Oops! At that time, a large group of us, all of whom were big stomachs, took advantage of the fact that the human beings were unguarded in the middle of the night, so they rushed into the farm together, and then they ate desperately, and those humans were also very careless, maybe they really didn't like those cows! I didn't mind when I got up the next day to see a lot less, as if I didn't want to approach the cattle farm, and they were all far away! I guess they've just discovered that the cows are gone! At that time, there were too many demons in us, and we were all afraid that we wouldn't be able to eat much, so we all overloaded and ate cows, so we ......"

He patted his stomach, "We could eat up to 100 heads in one meal, but now we have eaten about 1,000 heads one by one at once, and we naturally have indigestion." ”

Everyone smiled, it turned out that he understood this poisoning as indigestion!

But they didn't dare to wake him up, for fear that those so many monsters would riot.

The other monsters are all thousands of years old, and none of the demons have any uncomfortable reactions, this little poison is nothing, only the cousin who is only about 500 years old has something wrong.

Ma Yishan felt that the energy of those monsters was too great, and if he gave humans the Dao, it would definitely cause panic.

But it seems that only humans are as unscrupulous as viruses that can destroy the surrounding environment, and the other species are very restrained.

In terms of self-control, Ma Yishan feels that humans are inferior to even a mosquito.

If a mosquito is full, then it will stop sucking blood, but if humans make money, even if there are tens of billions, they can't stop.

Ma Yishan felt that after those classmates graduated one by one, if possible, they all wanted to be millionaires, billionaires, but if they were really all so rich. The earth has long been hollowed out by them.

Lust is a bottomless pit, and the bottomless pit leads to hell.

Next, Liu Mei took this little cousin who hadn't seen her for a long time to go around.

But it's late at night, and you have to play until after daytime, so the little cousin went to rest with Liu Mei.

On the second day, Liu Mei took her little cousin to play around, he had a great time, Le Yan stared at him all the way, very curious about him, and kept asking about the bottom of the sea.

Ma Yishan and the others saw that Prince William came out to play the piano again, and they saw him playing a cheerful tune. It was like the Spring Festival, and the people who heard it next to me couldn't help but dance.

The music was contagious, and everyone was excited.

After Wang finished playing the piano, he saw Ma Yishan coming over with a smile, he stood up, bowed to everyone, and then went over to him and said, "Oops! God bless! I have heard that all the cattle in several of our countries have been taken back by his powerful hand! ”

Ma Yishan pretended to be surprised and said, "Really? God, the old man is really free! Who did it? ”

The prince said excitedly, "That's tens of millions of cows!" If it weren't for God's old man, who in the world would have the power to make them disappear overnight? ”

Ma Yishan touched his chin and said, "Well, maybe that enthusiastic mysterious friend of mine did a good deed?" ”

At this time, Queen Lisa of Red Beans also came over with a spring breeze on her face. When she heard him speak, she smiled and said, "Ha Lu Ha! Mr. Ma is so humorous! If your friend single-handedly cleaned up a crocodile gang of more than 8,000 people, no one would believe him, even Jesus! Besides, this time is different. Tens of millions of cows! And it's spread across several countries! ”

Ma Yishan pretended to be very surprised, and said: "Hehe, I don't know what to do about this matter, anyway, I still have to congratulate you!" ”

But after a while, the prince received a phone call. That is, the people of their country's animal protection association questioned whether he had hidden the sick mad cows and sold them to Asia.

The prince felt very aggrieved. So he hung up the phone angrily.

After Niu Ploughing the field and a few chicken and pig kings who came over, they all laughed one by one.

Ma Yishan thought that the two of them had solved the big problem this time, but then people would still bother them for a while about their doubts and chewing their tongues.

At night, Liu Mei was still wandering around the yacht with her little cousin.

So Ma Yishan and they didn't wait for them, so they ate together, of course they ate with Prince William.

During the feast, everyone felt the joy of the prince and the queen.

When Ma Yishan put down his chopsticks, he saw a few ghosts suddenly walking out of the opposite wall, and they stretched out half of their bodies and beckoned to him, which meant that there was something important to report.

Although the humans next to him couldn't see and hear the existence of those ghosts, it would be very inconvenient for Ma Yishan to talk to them, so he said goodbye and left.

When Ma Yishan went out, he saw Liu Mei coming back happily with her little cousin.

When her little cousin saw the big meal inside, he immediately rushed in drooling, sat next to Le Yan and grabbed the food with her.

Seeing that although they look ugly, they are children, and adults don't care.

Ma Yishan went to the bathroom, he looked around and saw that there was no one around, and the ghosts followed in.

"What's the matter?"

One of them stepped forward and said, "Lord Qiyu! We've found out there's something suspicious on board! ”

Ma Yishan was happy in his heart, and he said, "Oh? Is it a terrorist? ”

"My lord, it's possible!"

Ma Yishan looked in the mirror, there was only his reflection in the mirror, and there was no ghost, he said: "You guys investigate it again, and then come to me when you have conclusive evidence, don't always be suspicious." ”

When he had finished speaking, he went out.

During the banquet, Li Lexian whispered to him what happened, because he also saw those ghosts coming in through the wall.

"Nothing? Some of my subordinates may be novices, right? The new ghost who was recruited just a few months ago actually said that there were some suspicious elements on the ship. ”

Li Lexian put down the coffee and said, "How is this possible? When they first got on board, didn't they say that there were no suspicious elements? How did you get to the sea and have it again? Could it be that they flew from the sky? ”

Ma Yishan also thought it was funny, so he smiled and ignored it.

During the banquet, Le Yan and his little cousin ate more than a dozen plates of desserts, and were so surprised that the prince and queen looked at the two of them like African refugees, and thought they were suffering from some kind of disease.

After Ma Yishan and the others finished eating, they went to the splint to have a party, and Niu Gengtian pointed to the front and said, "That is the country in the south!" We can go to that Buddhist country tomorrow morning! By then, we'll be halfway there! ”

Le Yan was very interested in the customs of that country, and she came over and asked, "Aren't all men there able to marry several wives?" If you have such a comfortable life, why do you want to have sex reassignment surgery? Isn't this a eunuch? ”

When Master Leshan heard that there was such a country, he said with emotion: "We talk about a lot of men and women in our Buddhism, and say that some ladies come to the Buddha before they die to seek liberation, and the Buddha also teaches them to recite the scriptures, and the merit is that they can be reincarnated as men in the next life!" The men in this world are too self-loving! I actually went for sex reassignment surgery! What a pity! ”

Le Yan became interested, and she asked, "Master!" Why are you so patriarchal? ”

Master Leshan said: "In ancient times, many masters were begging for food, hard practice, if there are women to follow it it will be very troublesome, and women's bodies are not good for cultivation, and social status is low, whether it is to practice Buddhism or Taoism, it takes a lot of weeks, so to talk about practice, or men are the best choice, women are taken care of a lot, so we don't like to accept women, not to despise women!" ”

Le Yan turned around and asked her master, "Then master, why do you want to take our sisters as apprentices?" Why don't you find a few men to practice? ”

Li Lexian sighed and said, "That's all fate!" You and I have a fate, we Taoists pay attention to going with the flow, since there is a fate, then we will accept it, we don't care if we can't receive a good apprentice will be lost! ”

Ma Yishan couldn't understand, he couldn't help asking: "Why don't you pay attention to the question of whether it is lost or not?" (To be continued......)