avoided the fierce and spicy, but no grass Zheng Peilin.

Yan Xiaokai wandered around the police academy, and it took more than an hour before he could barely rely on his memory to return to the original place.

At this time, that Zheng Peilin naturally wouldn't be standing there stupidly, but he himself was a little stupid.

Because after walking around, he couldn't figure out what kind of world this was. There are strange things everywhere that don't understand the principle and can't understand the purpose, and the clothes of these people are also strange, especially those women's, what they wear is called a revealing ah, it's just the same as not wearing it, according to Yan Xiaokai's standard of looking at people, it's simply bare-chested and exposed, which is more exaggerated than the women in the Qinglou in the past.

It's just bold and revealing clothes, the folk customs here are also staggering, in broad daylight, a man and a woman dare to openly hook their shoulders and back, kiss me and me, so forget it, although it is out of line but not too outrageous, but just now when he passed by a bench, he found a man and a woman sitting there with their arms in their arms, as if no one was kissing, the man even put his hand directly into the woman's clothes, and the woman shamelessly put her hand on the man's crotch.

It's so tough!

It's so shameless!

It's unbelievable!

Too......

If this was his own dynasty, he would have to ask the pair of dog men and women to seal a red envelope. He's still not out of the cabinet...... No, it's a descendant who hasn't married a daughter-in-law, and it's unlucky to see someone else having sex, and it will be unlucky if you don't ask for a red envelope.

"Xiao Kai, Xiao Kai!"

When Yan Xiaokai was sitting on a bench in a daze, a young man's voice rang out in the distance.

After the man ran closer, he gasped and said, "Xiao Kai, why are you here, others say that you were bullied by Lin Weike's grandson, and I am looking for you everywhere!" What do you think? You're all right, are you? ”

Yan Xiaokai took a closer look at this person and found that he was only about twenty, with a strange face, but there was an anxious look on his face.

After confirming that this person did not know him, Yan Xiaokai asked hesitantly, "Your Excellency?" ”

The man was stunned for a moment, and then scolded angrily: "Your kid is not sick, right? Don't even know me anymore? ”0202

Yan Xiaokai had a headache, although everyone called him that, he was really not Yan Xiaokai.

Because this person's concern was not pretended, Yan Xiaokai's attitude was also humble, and he arched his hand: "I'm sorry, this brother really doesn't recognize Your Excellency!" ”

"Brother? Excellency? What about making costume films? The man looked left and right with a smile, and didn't find anything like a camera, and then looked back at Yan Xiaokai seriously, and found that he didn't look like he was joking, and his face suddenly showed a sad color, "Xiaokai, don't scare me, you really don't know me?" It can't be that he was really stupid by Lin Weike's guy, right? ”

Yan Xiaokai asked in a daze: "Who is Lin Weike?" ”

"It's over, it looks like you've really been beaten stupid!" As the man spoke, he took Yan Xiaokai's hand and said, "Quick, follow me to the school doctor's office!" ”

Yan Xiaokai broke free of his hand, arched his hand and said: "Brother, please respect yourself, there is no habit of breaking sleeves below." ”

"Broken sleeves?" The man was stunned for a moment, and then he came to his senses and scolded without tears, "You have the habit of breaking sleeves, your whole family has the habit of breaking sleeves, and you still came down from Brokeback Mountain!" ”

"Brother Tai, you can eat randomly, you can't talk nonsense about rice, there is really no habit of breaking sleeves in the bottom, and Your Excellency can't easily insult people's reputation!" Yan Xiaokai said seriously, and then asked very humbly: "Dare to ask Brother Tai, where is Brokeback Mountain?" ”

This person was made to cry and laugh, but when he saw Yan Xiaokai turn into this divine nerve scripture, he couldn't bear to scold him, so he had to patiently explain it to him.

His name is Bi Yuntao, not only Yan Xiaokai's classmates, but also in the same dormitory, and even in the same village, the two are friends who have played since childhood, although they are not rich, but their family background is better than Yan Xiaokai's, because his body is relatively strong and can fight, so after being admitted to this police academy, not only was he not bullied, but he was also ranked among the top ten masters, because he was often covered, Yan Xiaokai's tragedy was relatively less.

Just now, he was playing football on the court, and suddenly heard someone say that Yan Xiaokai was bullied by Lin Weike, for fear that he would make a mistake, so he hurriedly found it.

After Yan Xiaokai listened to Bi Yuntao's narration, he was somewhat sympathetic to this person, because his weak fellow and sworn friend had been smashed to the country by the white tiger woman. And he didn't think that he had any illness and didn't need to go to the doctor, but after thinking about it, since this person was from here and a friend, wouldn't it just help him understand the affairs of this world? So he agreed to Bi Yuntao's request and followed him to the school doctor's office.

At this time, the school was on vacation, and the doctor didn't know where to go, and there was only a small nurse in the infirmary.

The little nurse's surname is Lu, her name is Shandian, and the boys in the police academy basically call her Lu Sandian.

Because of this name, the little nurse was not often teased, so her temper was not very good, and she never had a good face towards the boys of the police academy, especially these days coincided with the days when she was in an unhappy mood, and it was especially unhappy that this unhappy moment was arranged to be on duty in the school infirmary, so she was extremely unhappy.

The door of the infirmary was open, but Bi Yuntao knocked politely.

Lu Shandian glanced back at it with ignorance, and didn't turn her head, and continued to watch her TV.

Bi Yuntao was a little annoyed, and knocked on the door a few more times, the force was a little loud, and the sound was naturally loud.

Lu Shandian was a little impatient, looked back at the two of them indifferently, and said slowly: "Cold, fever, runny nose, buy medicine and eat by yourself, we won't treat incurable diseases, terminal cancer, please prepare for the afterlife, and abortion is not allowed." ”

Bi Yuntao was stunned when he heard this, and he couldn't cry or laugh, "Do you think I can get pregnant?" ”

Lu Shandian looked at him and said disdainfully: "How do I know that you are infertile and go to the South China Genitourinary Center." ”

Bi Yuntao was so angry that he couldn't do it, "I ...... grass"

Lu Shandian's tone became serious, "If you have bad breath, you have to brush your teeth sooner or later, so if you can't do it, go to the dentist." ”

Bi Yuntao was paralyzed, "I don't have bad breath, and I don't have teeth." ”

Lu Shandian asked, "Then what do you say is wrong with you?" ”

Bi Yuntao was completely depressed now, "I can eat and drink, there is nothing wrong with me!" ”

Lu Shandian had an understanding expression, "Many people are reluctant to admit or embarrassed to admit that they are sick, but I suggest that you have a disease that it is best to go to a regular hospital, and the small outpatient clinic is dedicated to people like you who like to go out and fool around and don't like to wear condoms." ”

Bi Yuntao subconsciously responded, "I bring it every time." ”

Lu Shandian glanced at him with some surprise, "Can you still get sick if you bring it?" If you don't buy expired products for one yuan or three, there must be something wrong with your character. ”

Bi Yuntao was furious, "You ......"

Lu Shandian said very impatiently: "Okay, although I sympathize with your experience and can understand your feelings, we really can't cure this." ”

Bi Yuntao wanted to cry without tears: "I'm really not sick!" ”

Lu Shandian glanced at him with disgust, "Whether you are sick or not, it doesn't matter if you say it, it doesn't count if you say it, it doesn't count if I say it, it has to be said by the doctor to ......"

Bi Yuntao was rounded in and couldn't get out, so he rushed out and said, "Doctor, tell him to come out." I really don't believe that I can get sick from you even if I'm not sick! ”

Lu Shandian glanced at him with disdain, "Classmate, I have to emphasize that I have no interest in your physique and physiognomy at all. So you'd better stop thinking about it. In addition, I reiterate that we do not look at your disease. ”

Bi Yuntao is really depressed at home, if he can, he really wants to rape this little nurse first and then kill it, and then rape it after killing...... However, as a student of the Police Academy and a future people's policeman, this kind of thing is just a matter of thinking about it, no, it should not be thought about, so he can only hold back his temper and get down to business: "I don't care if I'm sick or not, it's not me who sees the doctor, it's my buddy, he was beaten and may have a little amnesia." ”

Lu Shandian asked casually, "Where was you beaten?" ”

Bi Yuntao couldn't cry or laugh again, "Nurse, if you have amnesia, of course you will be beaten in the head, and it will be difficult to lose your memory if you hit the soles of your feet!" ”

Lu Shandian said disappreciatively: "It's hard to say! A head injury can affect the function of the lower body, and an injury to the lower body can naturally affect the head. ”

Bi Yuntao was really crazy, and said angrily: "Head, his head was beaten!" ”

Lu Shandian glanced at Yan Xiaokai and asked calmly, "What have you forgotten?" ”

Bi Yuntao deliberately disgusted the little nurse, "It's a bit strange that he forgot this, how much money people owe him, he remembers, he owes others money, all forget, and the memory is upside down, always treat strange women as his wife, when he entered the door just now, he said that you look like his wife's sister's second uncle's daughter The old cousin who can't marry Lu Lu, but the most important thing is that he thinks he is an ancient person, and he also speaks brotherly, Your Excellency, in the next, where, Yigu, to touch the base, dumb daddy." ”

Yan Xiaokai has been silent, but at this time, he couldn't help but scream in his heart, when did I say this? When did I lose my memory?

Lu Shandian only frowned slightly, still unfazed, showing his extraordinary cultivation and amazing concentration, and only after listening to it did he lazily speak: "It is estimated that it is amnesia, and it is selective amnesia, whether it is or not, we can't see it." The gate is over there, please come back! ”

Bi Yuntao was finally made out of temper, but seeing that the doctor was really not there, this little nurse might have graduated from the Pheasant Guard School, so he was ready to take Yan Xiaokai to the big hospital.

Yan Xiaokai was a little unwilling, "That's it?" ”

Lu Shandian asked a little vigilantly, "Otherwise, what else do you want?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "I have to prescribe a side prescription for Zaixia, my head hurts badly when I think about things next." ”

Lu Shandian finally got serious now, took a closer look at Yan Xiaokai, and then said seriously: "Eat more, drink more water, fight less, gamble less, smoke less, drink less, shake your head less, don't go home at night, think less messily, your head will naturally not hurt, of course, appropriately reducing sex #Life may help you." ”

Yan Xiaokai was also completely defeated, glanced at Bi Yuntao, and obediently withdrew from the infirmary, this little nurse is too powerful!

Out of the infirmary, Bi Yuntao had to drag Yan Xiaokai to a big hospital for examination.

Yan Xiaokai saw that what he said could not change his determination to send himself to the doctor, so he had to reluctantly agree, anyway, he also wanted to see what kind of world was outside this police academy.