System prompt: "The battery is low, please charge it immediately!" ”

Zhou Yang smiled, he is not an electric robot, why is charging? Take a step back and say it, even if it's for the normal operation of the magic screen in my mind, but my brother doesn't have a plug on him, how can I charge it?

This is the first time Zhou Yang asked himself after waking up.

Immediately, a green dialog box flashed on the screen, giving him the answer: "Please select the charging mode: 1, Eat, 2, Sleep, 3, Fast Charge." ”

It turns out that eating and sleeping is called charging?

The so-called 'recharging' may just warn yourself that your body is lacking, and you need to replenish your physical strength immediately and recuperate your spirit as soon as possible.

Let's say that since 'shaking' with his nurse sister, Zhou Yang is really quadriplegic and dizzy now. Especially his two kidneys, which are the source of power for his lower back, seem to have been hollowed out in an instant at this time, and he has no strength at all.

People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.

After all, Zhou Yang hadn't eaten for two days and two nights, and now he didn't have the energy to do more exploration, so he just said to Wu Fatzi weakly: "I'm hungry, get me something to eat." ”

Wu Fatzi didn't rush to move, but confirmed to the doctor who had completed the examination: "Doctor Yang, is there really nothing wrong with his brain?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay," Yang Changwei looked at his watch and said a little impatiently: "How many times have I told you, he only had a slight concussion, and the impact was not great." The biggest problem now is that his waist and kidneys are seriously damaged, and he will definitely not be able to do physical work within half a year. In addition, sex should also be avoided as much as possible - let me use an analogy, we normal people have two kidneys, which is equivalent to two engines running at the same time, so as to ensure our daily behavior. But now he has only half of his kidney in his function normally, and any form of strenuous exercise is beyond his strength......"

"Hahaha, this doesn't matter, he doesn't usually need it anyway." Wu Fatzi learned that Zhou Yang's head was fine, and now he finally put his mind at ease: "Doctor, it's okay to feed him now, right?" ”

"Yes, but quit meat and eat as few meals as possible." Dr. Yang said and walked outside: "Anyway, he only has half a kidney now, you know......"

I understand your sister!

Zhou Yang listened to the doctor's metaphor of 'half a kidney', and then felt that he really had no desire or desire on his kidney, and the whole person was like falling into an ice cellar, and his heart was empty. Mother's kiss, is this situation going to make you lose your ninth job as a courier, and you have to be a virgin forever?

Fortunately, the 'Super Tyrant Auxiliary System' in his mind made him see a glimmer of hope, and Zhou Yang took Wu Fatzi's two bottles of eight-treasure porridge, three small breads and a bag of biscuits and ate them.

But how can this be?

Zhou Yang gobbled it up, and asked Wu Fatzi to go out again to buy more, and it was best to have some chicken legs, box lunches, tea eggs or something. And it's really miraculous, as these advance foods enter the stomach, Zhou Yang's body, which was still languishing before, began to recover immediately.

To borrow the analogy of the doctor just now, Zhou Yang feels that his body is like a motor at this time, as long as food is added as fuel, it will gradually return to normal operation.

It's still slow.

But after eating biscuits, eight-treasure porridge, and bread, which are almost half a person's serving, with a 'Didi' prompt, the electronic screen in Zhou Yang's mind, which was originally dim and almost black, finally returned to its previous normal light.

And it also automatically jumps to the top of the three-color main screen.

Zhou Yang's mouth was not idle, and he continued to eat an apple that the nurse's sister had peeled for him, but his mind was to re-browse the 'super tyrant assistance system' in his mind.

The male left 'golden screen', the female right 'pink screen'.

In the middle, there is a 'small island screen' that belongs to Zhou Yang himself.

Click to view, his personal data, only the power has changed from the previous 0/20 to 1/20, and the rest has not changed. On the golden interface on the left, except for 'My Friend', Wu Fatzi occupies 1/10 as always, and 'Stranger' has also changed from the previous blank to 1/1.

opened it to check, and sure enough, it was Dr. Yang Changwei Yang who Zhou Yang had 'scanned' before.

Looking at his profile, the values are as always. On the lower left side of the page, there are two buttons: 'Manual Refresh' and 'Auto Refresh', and on the lower right side, there are two options: 'Add Friends' and 'Move to Blacklist'.

Although Zhou Yang doesn't have many friends, he hasn't reached the point of adding a stranger to fill up the number at all. So he used his consciousness to close Dr. Yang's profile, returned to the three-color home screen, and looked at the other 'stranger' in the pink box on the right.

Compared with a middle-aged uncle who has been in the medical system for one or two decades, the nurse sister, who is no more than 20 years old at first glance and has just graduated from the health school, should be easier to estimate and judge her 'personal savings' and 'personal net worth'. At this moment, Zhou Yang wanted to confirm whether the data in his mind was omnipotent, or just based on personal speculation among familiar friends.

However, when he found this nurse sister named Chen Yali from the list of strangers on the right, and opened it with his mind to view her personal information, the whole person was shocked again!

Name: Yali Chen

Age: 19 years old

Opinion: 63/100 (Opinion)

Opinion factor: 37/100

Zodiac sign: Virgo

Height: 158cm

Weight: 43kg

Bust: 32A

What's going on?

Why is a woman's profile completely different from a man's profile?

Zhou Yang was a little unexpected, but since the information showed that the other party had a 'good impression' of him, and there was no one in the female friend column on the right, Zhou Yang still clicked 'Add Friends' happily.

But soon, a pink dialog box popped up on the screen: "Because her 'favorability' of you is less than 70 points, it can't be added automatically, please add her as a friend manually!" ”

Add it manually, how do you add it manually?

Zhou Yang asked himself again, and immediately a green dialog box similar to 'Helping Tips' popped up: "If you have physical contact with a woman of appropriate age for more than three seconds, you can manually add her as a friend." ”

Physical contact, three seconds?

This may be a little difficult for other members of the opposite sex, but for the pretty nurse in front of him, Zhou Yang can just take advantage of his sick identity: "Miss Nurse, I want to go to the toilet......"

"Huh?" The nurse sister, who was peeling the second apple, was startled, and said with a red face: "Wait, I'll call someone!" ”

"What's your name, can't you just help?" Zhou Yang finally had the heart to look at the nurse sister in front of him - goose egg face, willow eyebrows, neat bangs and two sweet dimples, although her appearance is not alluring, but it can be regarded as innocent and fresh.

A proper little beauty.

"I, I'm ......" The nurse sister fiddled with the corners of her clothes in embarrassment, tangled for a long time, and finally bit her lip and said, "Then I'll go get you a night pot." ”

In her opinion, Zhou Yang's lower body can't take care of himself for the time being, and she needs her to help him walk on the pit for convenience.

"That's not necessary, I should be able to walk around by now, I just need you to help me go to the bathroom."

"I see?" The nurse sister took a long breath, put down the apple in her hand, and began to seriously support Zhou Yang.

One second, two seconds, three seconds......

Soon, with a 'ding dong' prompt, Chen Yali was manually added as 'my friend'. And since Zhou Yang has come to the bathroom, he naturally wants to take a dip in pee along the way.

But wait, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing, Miss Nurse?

"Help you unzip and take off your pants......" The nurse sister said seriously: "Didn't you just say that you don't have any strength on your body, only I will help you." ”

"No, no, I'll do it myself." Zhou Yang put his hand on Chen Yali's crisp shoulder all the way, smelling her youthful breath close at hand, and personally felt quite cool. But to go to the bathroom in front of a beautiful woman, and to ask her to help her all the way, this is absolutely unacceptable.

"It's okay," who thinks that the nurse sister is very active and enthusiastic: "We are nurses, I haven't seen any scenes, you ......"

"Don't! Other! This time it was Zhou Yang's turn to be embarrassed, and his right hand was quickly withdrawn from the nurse's sister's shoulder, and she pushed her out of the bathroom and said, "Men and women can't stand it, and please ask the nurse to respect herself!" ”

"Hahaha," the nurse sister stood outside the door, but the whole person smiled and bent over: "Fat brother is right, you are really funny." ”

Playful?

No wonder there is such a big contrast between her words and deeds, it turns out that she was just teasing herself?

Zhou Yang went to the bathroom crying and laughing, and suddenly thought of something when he washed his hands: "Beauty, you are a virgin, right?" ”

"Huh? How did you know the Tao? The nurse sister outside the door stopped laughing heartlessly and said curiously.

"This is based on personal intuition, and I have eyes that are very accurate to see people!" Zhou Yang pushed open the door, looked her up and down symbolically, and then said with a divine voice: "Well, you are about 158 tall, weigh 85 or 86 pounds, and if you don't make a mistake, you should be 19 years old, are you a pig?" ”

"Won't it?"

"Won't it?"

"Won't it?"

As the nurse's sister said more and more exaggerated "No", Zhou Yang was pleased to find that all the information about her in his mind was correct.

Even the name 'Chen Yali' has been indirectly confirmed.

"Hmm, why don't you let me guess your bust again?" Zhou Yang glanced at the nurse's sister's chest, and was a little unsure of the last data - the information said that she was 32A, but judging from her somewhat plump curve, even if the cup shape is not C, then at least it must be B++.

"You guess?" Chen Yali held her head high and was not afraid of authenticity.

"This ......" Zhou Yang judged with the naked eye, and the nurse sister in front of him was full of confidence, and personally felt that her bust should be C. But in order to verify the data on the screen in his mind, he still hesitated and said: "I don't know much about women, don't blame me if you guess wrong." ”

"It's okay, I don't blame you." Chen Yali bent down as she spoke, and symbolically squeezed in front of Zhou Yang, revealing a tempting arc. Although she was wearing the professional suit of an angel in white outside, and she couldn't see anything inside her neckline, this posture was enough to provoke a man.

Zhou Yang swallowed his saliva and said tentatively: "The bust may be 32, 33, cup shape, you are so young, you should still be A, right?" ”

When he said this, he was completely lacking in confidence.

But who knew that Chen Yali screamed 'ah' after hearing this, and then hurriedly stretched out her hand to protect her breasts, blushing to the base of her neck and said: "You, you are too perverted, too terrifying......"

It's true?!

Zhou Yang was overjoyed, so to speak, the data on the three-color main screen in his brain can control ordinary naked eye observation, surpass normal human nature judgment, and mark the most truthful and fair and objective?

Cow, that's pretty good.

Zhou Yang was overwhelmed here, but Chen Yali was like a ball that had been pierced, and her whole person was wilted, but she said very unwillingly: "I am so thickly dressed on the outside and so well padded on the inside, how can you know the Tao?" ”

"I said it, by the eyes, and by the intuition."

Intuition is a very mysterious thing in itself.

Besides, Zhou Yang verified all the data in his mind, and he was very grateful to the innocent nurse sister in front of him who didn't have the slightest scheming. Looking at her extremely entangled and inferior expression after her real bust was recognized, Zhou Yang comforted her: "It's okay, you are so young and still in the development period." Besides, health is naturally the most important, small and small are good, and big troubles are big. ”

"Do you really think so?" Chen Yali's misty eyes suddenly flashed.

"Yes, like me, I like petite and exquisite, that feeling that can be mastered by one hand all over the world......" Zhou Yang's main mind is still in the system in his mind, so he said it in passing.

"Nasty!" Chen Yali's face flushed, and she snorted lightly: "You understand women so well, but the fat brother said that you haven't officially had a girlfriend yet, so I don't believe it." ”

Kindness?

Zhou Yang was stunned and came back to his senses, but when he saw the nurse's sister Xia Fei's cheeks and confused eyes, he couldn't help but say to himself in his heart: She, she shouldn't like me, right?