Ten years of Yangzhou dream.

"Yang Zai, Brother Yang, Uncle Yang, are you finally awake?" Zhou Yang woke up from millions of long and complicated dreams, and what he saw was a big fat face that was full of obscenity in the past, but at this time it was full of concern.

It's Wu Fatzi, the most iron-clad buddy in the four years of Zhouyang University, and the best brother.

The two were in the same grade and class at the beginning, but Zhou Yang came out to find a job after graduation, and Wu Fatzi spent a whole year going to graduate school. This is not Zhou Yang has now entered the society for two years, and his job has changed nine times, and he is tired like a dog for life. What about the fat man? Because of the superior conditions at home, he is now leisurely studying his first year of graduate school, soaking in various elementary school girls from his freshman to senior year, and living like a fairy.

"Fatty, where am I?"

Zhou Yang shook his head that was a little painful, and touched his waist that was a little numb, completely unable to remember what happened before.

"Nonsense, this is in the hospital, of course." Wu Fatzi complained with a complaining face, but in fact stood up happily and shouted loudly outside: "Miss Nurse, come on, come on, my buddy is finally awake!" ”

"What do you mean I've finally woken up, have I slept for a long time?"

"It didn't take long, only two days and two nights." Wu Fatzi said quietly: "In order to take care of you, my brother hasn't been in class for two days, hasn't slept for two nights, and hasn't touched a woman for two days and two nights." ”

"Good brother!" Zhou Yang was a little touched in his heart, it can be said that everything has not been satisfactory in the past two years since he graduated, and he has less and less contact with his former friends, and he is becoming more and more alienated from each other. Only Wu Fatzi never gave up, lent him the house he rented outside to live in, invited himself to dinner every once in a while, and often introduced the little sister to him......

It's really a tribulation to see the truth.

Zhou Yang raised his head and looked gratefully at the panda eyes of Wu Fatzi who hadn't slept well for two days. But when his eyes touched, Zhou Yang's pupils shrank, and his whole body trembled!

"Hey, hey, don't look at me like that, buddy, don't do it!" Fat Wu made a fuss.

But Zhou Yang continued to stare at Wu Fatzi, as excited as he was discovering a new continent, and he couldn't stop at all!

"Okay, okay, I know that Zhou Yang, you have been hit a little hard recently, and your will will will inevitably be a little depressed. But you can't be willing to fall, right? In all fairness, you have no money and no women, and there are many other things that I idolize now. Wu Fatzi explained solemnly: "How do you say that?" "Is Jin Lin a thing in the pool, and he will turn into a dragon when he encounters a storm", as long as Zhou Yang works hard, you will have a car and a house in the future, and you are still worried about not finding a wife? ”

But Zhou Yang was still staring at him stunned......

"Don't look at me, please don't look at me with such strange eyes, okay?" Wu Fatzi begged for mercy again and again: "Okay, I admit it, I confess - I can accompany you here for two days, not only because we are good brothers, but also because the nurse sister who takes care of you is very beautiful." ”

Zhou Yang turned a deaf ear and continued to be alone in a stupid daze.

Because here and now, in addition to the obscene big fat face of Fat Wu, an unbelievable electronic screen also surfaced in his mind. The screen is about 13 or 14 inches, which is similar to an ordinary laptop, but the content of the screen displayed on it is-

Personal Data:

Name: Jun Wu

Age: 24 years old

Recognition: 82/100 (admire)

Acceptance factor: 6/1000

Personal deposit: 408 (RMB)

Personal net worth: about 21500 (yuan)

Family wealth: about 1.6 million (yuan)

There is also a line of small print below: "This manual refresh time: 10:35 on March 12, 2014, and the next automatic refresh time: 0:00 on March 13, 2014." ”

What's going on?

Can you read the economic status of other people's privacy just by looking at it?

Although Zhou Yang hasn't had time to verify and confirm with Wu Fatzi, with the friendship between the two brothers for so many years, he also has a rough idea of how to do it - Wu Fatzi usually looks at spending money lavishly, but it is completely because the family gives him 2,000 living expenses per month, plus some tutors usually give him bonuses and small subsidies to support, in fact, Ya is the Yueguang clan. In addition, Zhou Yang's hospitalization this time should be the money he advanced, so Wu Fatzi's current cash and deposit are a total of 408 yuan, which could not be more true.

TALKING ABOUT 'PERSONAL NET WORTH', WU FATZI IS NOW IN GRADUATE SCHOOL, AND HE HAS NO CAR OR HOUSE IN HIS PERSONAL NAME, AND HE HAS A PRIVATE MOBILE PHONE, COMPUTER, IPAD, CLOTHES, PANTS, SHOES AND SOCKS, POTS AND PANS, AND JUST PAID 3 MONTHS' RENT...... All these things, large and small, are converted into cash, and it is estimated that it is only about 20,000 yuan.

There is also 'family wealth', it is said that Wu's father is a small leader of a local state-owned enterprise, and Wu's mother is a middle school teacher. The Wu family has two houses and a car in their county, plus various investments and bank deposits, it is reasonable that they have a total of 1.6 million inside and outside the family.

This, this, this......

Zhou Yang was inexplicably surprised by the data presented in his mind, but at this time, a small golden window suddenly popped up on the screen: "Do you want to add 'Wu Jun' as a friend?" ”

Add friends?

"This Nima not only has the hallucination of the display screen in his mind, but even the dating and chatting software? It seems that this fall is very painful, and the illness is not light......" Zhou Yang rubbed his temples, but subconsciously he was still thinking: "This must be added, if Wu Fatzi is not my 'friend', then I have no friends in this world." ”

At this point, with the sound of 'Ding Dong', the screen shows 'added successfully', and the screen jumps, and instantly comes to a new main page!

At this moment, Zhou Yang, who originally thought that it was just a temporary hallucination, was completely dumbfounded.

The screen is still the same screen, but unlike the single page that was just Wu Fatzi's 'personal information' just now, what Zhou Yang saw in front of him was a main screen page with three parts of the world.

The left third of the screen is a rectangular interface similar to dating apps like Want Want and Koukou. There are a few button options scattered around the screen, but the main ones are 'My Friends 1/10', 'Strangers', and 'Blacklist'.

Golden yellow as the base.

The third on the right side of the screen is also almost identical to the left. The most striking things in the interface are also 'My Friends 0/10', 'Strangers', and 'Blacklist'.

With a pink base.

The remaining one-third of the center of the screen is a small island as the background, and the eight gilded characters of 'Super Tyrant Assistance System' are suspended above. Below, it is clearly and unambiguously displayed:

Name of local tyrant: Zhou Yang

Tyrant Level: Level 0 Apprenticeship

Local tyrant battery: 2/20

Worship Value: 0/100

Amour: 0/100

Zhou Yang didn't understand the previous items for a while.

Further back:

Local tyrant deposit: 1205 (yuan)

Local tyrant net worth: about 6100 (yuan)

Tuhao family: about -80,000 (yuan)

……

Although Zhou Yang has always been insulated from the word 'local tyrant' since he was a child. But isn't the amount of money marked after the 'local tyrant's deposit', 'local tyrant's net worth' and even 'local tyrant family' on it exactly his 100% correct real data?

Thinking of the three data that Wu Fatzi was inseparable from just now, Zhou Yang really can't wait to find a third person to do the test!

is also impatient, as well as the fat man Wu next to him.

You must know that after Zhou Yang woke up, he was either staring at his red fruit discharge, or he was alone there in a stupid daze. Could it be that the day before yesterday was a big fall, and Zhou Yang's nerves were confused and he became a fool, right?

Fortunately, at this time, a doctor in a white coat heard the news and walked in, followed by a pretty nurse sister. Fat Wu didn't have time to get close to her now, so he hurriedly greeted her and said, "Doctor Yang, come and check up, why does my buddy feel wrong when he wakes up?" ”

"Okay, don't make a fuss, the patient fell so the back of his head, but a slight concussion is already very lucky." Dr. Yang was expressionless and gave Zhou Yang a routine check-up.

At the same time, when Zhou Yang focused his eyes on Dr. Yang, who was close to him, a golden dialog box flashed on the screen in his mind again: "Power consumption 1, do you want to 'sweep' him?" ”

Sweep, sweep, sweep!

Zhou Yang realized this, and the screen in his mind flashed again, flashing a new page.

Personal Data:

Name: Changwei Yang

Age: 45 years old

Approval: 16/100 (Disregard)

Recognition factor: 87/1000

Personal deposits: 155,912 (RMB)

Personal net worth: about 913,500 (yuan)

Family wealth: about 420,000 (yuan)

Hmm, 'personal savings' and 'personal net worth', judging from his age and medical qualifications, should be quite reliable. But as an attending physician who has been practicing medicine for more than ten years, his 'family wealth' is not as good as his 'personal net worth', and Zhou Yang still has some doubts about the accuracy of this data.

In order to further verify and verify, Zhou Yang turned his head sideways and looked at the pretty nurse sister while cooperating with Dr. Yang's examination.

Immediately, another dialog box popped up in Zhou Yang's mind. But this time the dialog box is pink, and there are some slight changes in the content: "Power consumption 1, do you want to 'shake' her?" ”

Shake, shake, shake!

The result of shaking was that before Zhou Yang had time to check the nurse's sister's personal information, he suddenly felt that his back was empty, and his whole head and eyes were so dizzy that he almost fainted again.

In a daze, Zhou Yang saw that a blood-red warning box popped up on the screen in his mind: "The battery is insufficient, please charge it immediately!" ”

Charge?

How do you charge me?