Chapter 491: Not wearing good pants
Chapter 491 didn't wear good pants
"You ......"
Hearing Yuan Da's words, Wang Xiaoer's side was of course very angry, but before he could get angry, Xiong Weiguang's side actually spoke again, and this time, Xiong Weiguang, who was just a few meters behind Yuan Da, actually stood up a little bit, as if he was afraid that Wang Xiaoer would not see him.
It's just that of course he didn't dare to show all his body, he just hunched over and looked at Wang Xiaoer with half of his head out of the bushes.
"I'm fine, my stomach really hurts...... You can go back first...... Next time...... Next time, you must not buy that tofu...... What a ......."
His face was embarrassed, as if he was in pain, but unfortunately before he finished speaking, Xiong Weiguang suddenly squatted down again, and the moment he squatted down, there was a fart sound on Xiong Weiguang's side.
Xiong Weiguang also farts? Of course you're going to fart when you shit, it's like when you shit, of course, you have to pee by the way, it's all by the way.
It's just that compared to Yuan Dana's long, smelly, and bent big stinky fart, Xiong Weiguang's fart seems to be a little weak.
At this moment, Yuan Da is a few meters away in front of his eyes, yes, it is true that he is squatting there and, and as for Xiong Weiguang, he is only six or seven meters away from him, although he has not seen him with his own eyes, but the situation is not much worse, after all, the fart just now is not fake.
Thinking of this, what else can Wang Xiaoer say? Could it be that he continued to stay here, smelling the SHI gas that had not dissipated for a long time, waiting for Yuan Da and Xiong Weiguang to finish? Or is it like Yuan Da said, squatting here to take a dip? Have a threesome?
Of course it can't be, Wang Xiaoer doesn't have this special habit, let alone this interest in with others, after a short period of consideration, Wang Xiaoer can only turn around and leave.
And that was the moment Wang Xiaoer turned to leave, facing Yuan Da, who was squatting there with Wang Xiaoer, he breathed a long sigh of relief.
"I made it up...... It scared the hell out of me...... It's good to pass...... It's ok, it's ok......"
While muttering to himself, Yuan Da looked at Wang Xiaoer, who was leaving, and secretly took out the half pack of facial tissues he had found in Wang Feng's car before and wiped his buttocks.
Wipe your ass? Could it be that Yuan Da really just now? All those things were true just now? Isn't Yuan Da pretending to be acting to deceive Wang Xiaoer?
Of course not, if it's fake, then how can you explain such a stinky fart? And that big lump of "foreign objects" is, of course, not an impostor.
These are all real knives and guns.
Speaking of which, Yuan Da's contribution at this time is really not small, but this is also something that can't be helped, after all, if you want to do a real trick, then you must be real, otherwise how can you fool Wang Xiaoer?
But to say that this is actually really risky, this is simply a risky move, definitely a very dangerous kind.
Because if it is pretended, in case it is discovered, Yuan Da may be able to run away with joy by lifting his pants, but if it is real, it is not necessarily.
If you don't get it right, you'll really become a target.
But in fact, in the face of such a danger, Yuan Da really doesn't care too much, because there is one more thing that is the most rare.
And this thing is to take off your pants in front of so many people, squatting there is really, this is the most fatal thing.
You must know that although Xiong Weiguang agreed to cooperate with him, he couldn't leave Fan Zeyi and his police guards, so that is to say, just now Yuan Da was squatting there, just a meter or two behind him, in addition to Xiong Weiguang, Fan Zeyi and several policemen were also there.
Fortunately, Yuan Da arranged for Tang Wanqing and a few of them to move in their original position before, otherwise, wouldn't Yuan Da have to face more people? And he has to face Tang Wanqing, how can Yuan Dake live?
It's just that these are things in the past, and now that the crisis has basically been resolved, it proves that Yuan Da's plan was successful, Wang Xiaoer left, and after leaving, Fan Debiao will no longer doubt Xiong Weiguang's affairs.
I only need to wait for another two minutes, and when the SWAT team is ready, then I just need to watch the show.
But the world is unpredictable, I originally thought that things could pass like this, and Yuan Da didn't need to return to Wang Feng's side, he could hide here all the time, and he didn't have to mix with Wang Feng and Fan Debiao, but who knew that after Wang Xiaoer returned to Fan Debiao's side, Yuan Da had to show up again......
After all, the plan is a plan, and there are still some differences from the fact, maybe because Yuan Da's plan is not thorough enough, or maybe Fan Debiao is too cautious, in short, after Wang Xiaoer returned to Fan Debiao's side, after Wang Xiaoer confirmed that Xiong Weiguang was indeed over there, Fan Debiao not only relaxed, but became more cautious.
This time, Fan Debiao no longer asked Wang Xiaoer to pass, but walked over to Yuan Da in person.
As for Wang Xiaoer, he was even more nervous standing in front of Wang Feng.
Unlike Fan Debiao before, the gun in Wang Xiao's second-hand hand was held in his hand like this at this time, and the muzzle of the gun was aimed at Wang Feng in front of him.
"Hey...... Feed...... What do you mean by coming back to me? Just with a gun? Isn't it because I've never seen anything like this? ”
Just as Fan Debiao turned around and left, walking straight in the direction of Yuan Da, Wang Feng hurriedly shouted to Fan Debiao, and the purpose was naturally to stop Fan Debiao.
But who knew that when he heard Wang Feng's words, Fan Debiao didn't pay attention to it, and he didn't even turn his head back, but accelerated his pace.
As for Wang Feng, seeing that Fan Debiao didn't pay attention to himself and couldn't speak with his mouth, he walked up and stopped him, but who knew that he didn't wait for Wang Feng to turn around and walk over, and he didn't even say a word before he said a word, he was stopped by Wang Xiaoer.
"Hey...... You ......"
Seeing that Wang Feng had just spoken, Wang Xiaoer, who was standing opposite him, hurriedly stepped forward to block him, and then said with a smug smile on his face.
"Don't worry, my eldest brother is just worried about my brother, you can also see that the kid's body itself is not very good, we are really worried about his accident......"
"TMD, what's the concern? Isn't it just a diarrhea? Besides, isn't my big brother like this? ”
Wang Feng said, it seemed that he was about to bypass Wang Xiaoer in front of him, but Wang Xiaoer, he hurriedly took a step back and blocked in front of Wang Feng again.
"I'll let you stand still, you just give me to stand here honestly and don't move, in case the guy in my hand goes crazy, don't blame me when the time comes......"
Wang Xiaoer said, shaking the shotgun that had been aimed at Wang Feng from beginning to end, it was obvious that Wang Xiaoer was threatening Wang Feng.
Wang Xiaoer's attitude was okay before, because Wang Feng hadn't turned around and left at that time, but now, when he saw that Wang Feng was going to stop Fan Debiao, Wang Xiaoer was not polite, and he directly threatened like this.
In the face of Wang Xiaoer's threat, Wang Feng didn't mean to worry at all, but glanced at Wang Xiaoer with disdain, and then said.
"Don't scare me with a broken gun, if you have the ability, you can shoot now, if I can't die, how many holes you open for me now, I will definitely return it to you when the time comes......"
After speaking, Wang Feng really ignored Wang Xiaoer and hurriedly ran to Fan Debiao's side......
"Bang ......"
It was the sound of gunfire, but not the crisp sound of a pistol, but a somewhat muffled sound.
It was a shotgun, a shot from a shotgun in Wang Xiao's second-hand hand.
Wang Xiaoer really shot, what about Wang Feng? Could it be that Wang Xiaoer really shot at Wang Feng?
No, Wang Feng was not injured at this time, because the direction of Wang Xiaoer's shot just now was not Wang Feng, but in the sky, and I saw that the gunshots rang out on Wang Xiaoer's side, not to mention Wang Feng, even Fan Debiao's side stopped and turned his head to look at Wang Xiaoer.
And what about Wang Xiaoer? Wang Xiaoer, who had just fired a shot, ignored the white smoke that drifted from the muzzle, and hurriedly aimed the muzzle at Wang Feng again, and then warned loudly.
"If you go one step further, I'm really welcome...... Don't think I'm holding a toy gun......"
If this is usual, Wang Xiaoer would have been scolded by Fan Debiao for such a plain and unprovoked sudden shooting, but now, in this case, although Fan Debiao felt that Wang Xiaoer was a little reckless, he did not want to turn back, after a brief pause in his footsteps because of the gunshot, Fan Debiao walked towards Yuan Da again, and his footsteps naturally sped up a lot, and he was only six or seven meters away from the bushes.
"Stop...... Stop...... What's going on? What's going on...... What are you doing, what are you doing? ”
Just when Fan Debiao was about to walk to the side of the bushes, Yuan Da's voice suddenly came from the dark bushes, and as his voice came, he saw Yuan Da lifting his pants while quickly revealing his figure from the bushes.
In the dark situation, a figure suddenly flashed, and ran towards him, whether it was Yuan Da or not, even if it was Yuan Da, then Fan Debiao had to be careful, only to see that at the same time as Yuan Da's figure appeared, Fan Debiao immediately reached out to his waist, grabbed the pistol tightly, and was vigilant against Yuan Da who appeared in front.
However, when he saw that it was indeed Yuan Da, he hurriedly let go of the pistol again, not because Yuan Da appeared, but because Fan Debiao saw that Yuan Da's hands were always holding his pants that were not worn at all, let alone any weapons.
"What's going on...... What's going on? Why did you still put the gun...... What are you doing here? Finding faults? ”
Finally put on his pants, Yuan Da, who ran to Fan Debiao, lowered his head and asked Fan Debiao while tying his belt.
At this moment, Fan Debiao came over in person, and Wang Xiaoer even used a gun on his side, in this case, it was almost a critical moment, Yuan Da, who originally thought that he didn't need himself and was ready to hide in the bushes to watch a good show, could only choose to stand up again.
Because at this time, you can't let those police come out, if they appear, then it will only make the result more chaotic and more difficult to control the situation.
"What about you...... What to watch...... What are you doing with a gun? Who to scare? Hurry up and put me down...... Everyone is just seeking money, can they be desperate? Is there anything you can't say well? ”
Tightening his belt, Yuan Da raised his head to look at Wang Xiaoer not far away, and then taught him another lesson.