Chapter 490: A Long, Long Fart
Chapter 490 is a long, long fart
At this time, in front of this tense moment, Wang Feng is of course very nervous, and he will never allow a little accident to appear, because even if it is a little wrong, it will provoke a catastrophe.
At this time, Wang Feng watched Wang Xiaoer swear to Yuan Da with a gun, although there were Fan Zeyi and several other policemen protecting him by Yuan Da's side.
If Wang Xiaoer really found out that something was wrong, even if Wang Xiaoer made the first move, then Wang Xiaoer's result would definitely not be better, after all, the pistols in Fan Zeyi's hands were not vegetarians.
But even so, Wang Feng was still very worried, because in his plan, he didn't want anyone to be injured, and even if there were casualties, then it had to be limited to a tolerable range.
It's a pity that Wang Feng has no way to stop anything at this time, because even if Wang Feng can break free from Fan Debiao at this time, then in the end, the result of doing so can only arouse Fan Debiao's suspicion, and even the fuse is likely to be transferred from Wang Xiaoer's side to Fan Debiao's side, so in order to delay time as much as possible, Wang Feng did not go to Yuan Da's side to help.
All he can do is hope that Yuan Da's plan can be successful, and hope that everything on Yuan Da's side will not be discovered by Wang Xiaoer that something is wrong.
Hard-headed, he and Fan Debiao are talking here, and Wang Feng's attention is actually not on this nutritious conversation at this time, because Wang Feng is not only paying attention to Yuan Da's side at this time, Wang Feng is also paying attention to Fan Debiao's every move in front of him.
Who is Wang Feng? He is an experienced policeman, thinking that he was an elite in the army back then, but in the police force, with so many years of hard work, he has accumulated a lot of experience, and he can judge many things based on a person's words and deeds.
At this time, Fan Debiao in front of him was holding his money bag with his hand, but the other hand was hidden behind him, which was obviously a weapon hidden behind him, even if it was not a pistol or something, it was a thing with great close-range lethality.
In addition, he suddenly stopped after getting out of the car before, questioned Xiong Weiguang's whereabouts, and then sent someone to check, and also brought a weapon, which shows that Fan Debiao is definitely not a good stubble, at least in Wang Feng's opinion, this Fan Debiao's vigilance is still extremely high, and it is no wonder that he once escaped the pursuit of the police, so he fled to Haizhou City.
Such a tricky character, such a vigilant outlaw, how could Wang Feng not pay attention to this Fan Debiao in front of him? After all, even if Wang Feng wants to protect Yuan Da's safety, then he must ensure his own safety, he can't obviously save Yuan Da by himself, but in the end he was injured.
While paying attention to Fan Debiao, he also paid attention to Wang Xiaoer, who was approaching Yuan Da a little bit at this time, and saw that after Wang Xiaoer walked to the car, also due to the sky, in this dark bush, Wang Xiaoer did not find the two people Yuan Da and Xiong Weiguang that Wang Feng said, and then Wang Xiaoer naturally became more nervous, and his hands couldn't help but hold up the shotgun in his hand, his fingers were buckled at the position of the trigger, and he shouted loudly to the bushes in front of him.
"Little Light...... Xiaoguang ...... Where are you? ”
"Little ......"
There was no response for the first time, just as Wang Xiaoer wanted to speak again, but just as he said a word, Xiong Weiguang's iconic voice really came from the dark bushes.
"Hey...... Ay...... At...... Here's it...... I'm here......"
The yin and yang strange voice, coupled with a hint of an even more strange tone, made Xiong Weiguang's words seem particularly strange.
But because of such a strange voice, it just proves that this is really Xiong Weiguang's voice, after all, this kind of voice is really not something that ordinary people can imitate.
"What are you doing? What do you think? It's okay......"
Hearing Xiong Weiguang's voice, the tension that was originally raised suddenly relaxed a lot, his finger moved the trigger, and the probe looked into the bushes, as if he wanted to find Xiong Weiguang's location.
It's a pity that Wang Xiaoer looked at it for a long time, and didn't seem to find Xiong Weiguang's location, so he asked again.
"Hey, where are you? How are you? Are you okay? ”
"Good...... Okay, you're MB.,It's not TM that you're hurting.,C......"
Just as Wang Xiaoer finished speaking, Yuan Da's voice came from among the bushes, and listening to the direction of the voice, it seemed that Yuan Da and Xiong Weiguang were not far away, basically in the same direction.
And this time, through these few sounds, Wang Xiaoer seemed to have determined Yuan Da's position, and then looked at them again.
At this time, although the bushes in front of me still looked black, there was nothing to see at all, and there were many weeds on the ground, so I couldn't see any human figures at all.
However, although he couldn't see the figure clearly, Wang Xiaoer still found Yuan Da's location, because just a few seconds after Yuan Da finished speaking, Wang Xiaoer saw two red lights flashing in the pitch-black bushes.
Red? A red glowing object? That's right, it's really red, but it's not a light bulb, but the red emitted by two cigarette butts in the burning, not to mention people who have smoked, even those who have seen smoking know it, so of course Wang Xiaoer is no exception.
Someone is smoking? That's right, there are really people smoking, and there are two people, and the distance is only one or two meters away, and these two people, there is no doubt about it, are naturally Yuan Da and "Xiong Weiguang......
"What did I hurt, follow ...... What does it have to do with me......"
Hearing Yuan Da's words, Wang Xiaoer, who had already discovered the location of Yuan Da and Xiong Weiguang, hurriedly asked, and as he spoke, he raised his footsteps and moved over there.
Went to Yuan Da's side? Yes, Wang Xiaoer, who had already discovered Yuan Da's location, walked over, but at this time his steps were very slow, and the shotgun in his hand was also held in front of him, vigilant ahead, as if he was afraid of any danger ahead.
"I'm making up, it's not your broken tofu that is to blame? Are you still embarrassed to say? TMD……”
After Yuan Da finished speaking, before Wang Xiaoer could speak, Xiong Weiguang seemed to have abandoned his previous feud with Yuan Da, and even stood on Yuan Da's side, only to see him speak immediately.
"Yes...... Oh, yes...... That dried tofu really doesn't seem to be fresh anymore...... Make me ...... I've got a bad stomach too......"
"Oops......"
"What's wrong? Xiaoguang ...... What's wrong? ”
Just as Xiong Weiguang was talking, there was a scream all of a sudden, and hearing Xiong Weiguang's voice, Wang Xiaoer was naturally nervous and hurriedly asked, and on his feet, Wang Xiaoer also quickened his pace and walked towards Yuan Da.
"I didn't ...... Not much, squatting for a long time...... Leg...... My legs are a little numb...... I almost didn't fall just now......"
There was some hesitation, but more hesitation, but fortunately, Xiong Weiguang still opened his mouth to explain to Wang Xiaoer, if he waited a few more seconds, I believe that Wang Xiaoer would definitely have been in front of Xiong Weiguang.
At that time, even if Xiong Weiguang said anything, it would be too late, because by Xiong Weiguang's side, he was definitely not the only one......
It's just that at this time, although Wang Xiaoer had stopped and did not rush in front of Xiong Weiguang, he had already come to a place only three or five meters away from Yuan Da.
The line of sight may be blocked due to the sky, but at such a distance, coupled with the obvious cigarette at the corner of Yuan Da's mouth, with the not very bright moonlight, Wang Xiaoer obviously found Yuan Da squatting in the bushes.
As for Yuan Da, of course, he also saw Wang Xiaoer, only to see Yuan Da raise his head to look at Wang Xiaoer, and saw that he was staring at his side, and then grinned and scolded him.
"I'm here, people anymore, what are you looking at...... I've never seen people......"
"Poof...... Woo...... Burst......
After saying that, Yuan Da actually put a very long fart out of place, and it was the kind with a turn.
But in fact, the end of a long fart was not over, I saw that at the moment when the long fart ended, a louder stinky fart came, and along with the stinky fart, a more obvious piece of something sprayed out behind Yuan Da.
"Poof...... Smack......"
"I went...... It's so cool...... It's so cool......"
Bombardment, all kinds of sprays and comfortable howls, this is definitely not Yuan Da's patent, but at this time, Yuan Da can still come so freely, and enjoy it like this, it is not something that ordinary people can do.
And as the words that Yuan Da enjoyed so much came to Wang Xiaoer's ears, there was another thing that also reached Wang Xiaoer's nose, and this thing, of course, was all kinds of stinking.
The stench, this is clearly a stench, I saw that Wang Xiaoer's side couldn't help frowning again and again after smelling this unbearable smell, and even his left hand, which had always been holding the shotgun before, was released and blocked in front of his nose, hoping to block some such a smell.
And it was at this time, perhaps because he was very comfortable just now, Yuan Da seemed to be energetic again, and he immediately scolded Wang Xiaoer again.
"Hey...... Feed...... I said, don't you have any special fetishes, Lao Tzu is here, what are you doing here? Appreciate the visit? ”
"Hurry up and get out of here, if you don't, you'll take off your pants and pull here with us, TMD, stand and enjoy the scenery...... It's really ...... TM"
Being so abused by Yuan Da is simply not giving a little face, if this was before, or if it wasn't for Fan Debiao, Wang Xiaoer could really beat Yuan Da into a sieve with one shot, after all, Yuan Da was in front of him, and he was still motionless, he was a target at all.
But in fact, Wang Xiaoer can't be so impulsive, I saw that although he was a little angry, he still held back, and then hurriedly opened his mouth to speak, and the person he wanted to ask, of course, could not be Yuan Da, but Xiong Weiguang, who was not far away.
"That...... Xiaoguang, how long have you been squatting? When will it be over? Big brother is still in a hurry......"
"Huh? I...... I don't know what to do, my stomach hurts...... I don't know when I can finish it......"
"You ...... Leave me alone, what are you supposed to do, just call me when you leave......"
"But the big brother's side...... I ......"
Hearing Xiong Weiguang's words, Wang Xiaoer didn't seem to be ready to leave, but before he finished speaking, Yuan Da, who was squatting in front of him, once again came with a huge stinky fart.
And with the stench wafting towards Wang Xiaoer, Yuan Da said to him again.
"I said you're not done? If you want to go back, TM hurry up and get back to me......"