Chapter 386: The more you kill, the happier you get

Ma Yishan knew that he was very persistent.

His goal was to kill half of humanity first.

I was amazed that he had the patience to kill humans slowly.

If he is not happy, go to Fu and Shishan and punch him.

Then half the world would be covered in volcanic ash!

At that time, humanity will be more than half dead.

Thinking of this, Ma Yishan couldn't help but feel sympathy for the people of the former Little Ghost Country.

Because they have been living with such a dangerous active volcano for thousands of years.

In fact, a country that is frightened every day is a bullshit no matter how rich it is.

It's too much pressure!

The key robot said: "Listen to those stupid scientists, if the ice in the North and South Poles melts, then the sea level of the earth will rise by 100 meters!" Hehe, a matter of minutes! ”

Ma Yishan sweated on the top of his head.

He knew that he could mobilize the missile systems of the entire world at any time, and as long as he wanted, it would be a very easy little thing to use all the missiles to blow up all the ice blocks in the North and South Poles!

By that time, I'm afraid the entire summit will be crowded with people.

"In that case, all the humans will go to the west and Tibet!"

Ma Yishan analyzed.

The key robot said: "I think I killed so many people, and relieved a lot of problems and population pressure in some already crowded countries!" ”

Ma Yishan said: "It seems to be the same, but it also brings people a lot of sadness. ”

The key robot shook the coffee cup in his hand and shook his head.

"I don't think that people don't love their parents nowadays, and when I saw that my men killed some old people, many women were very ecstatic, and they would definitely thank me!"

Ma Yishan didn't say anything anymore, he felt that he could only draw conclusions after the matter had reached the most difficult point.

Ma Yishan knew that his country was the most populous country in the world. So the key robot has long been eyeing the population of his country.

In the following days, Ma Yishan's prefectural government department had nothing to do.

Because many people were originally killed by Ma Yishan, they had to wait a few months to kill them, but now they are all killed by the key robot's subordinates.

"This is a great catastrophe for mankind! But there are still many people who don't know the way! ”

A new round of the census has begun.

Ma Yishan saw a lot of civil servants going door-to-door to survey the population.

A month later, the president of the bloated country announced to the world.

That is, I don't know what the reason is, my country's population has plummeted to 1.1 billion!

All of a sudden, experts from the whole country came out again, and a lot of strange theories came out.

On this day, Ma Yishan and the key robot they were reading the newspaper.

In front of the key robot is a piece of paper with a human to be killed.

There are strong and traitorous criminals, corrupt criminals, tax evaders, and adulterers. Not below.

The key robot's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "These experts can be added!" ”

As soon as his voice fell, his men investigated.

After a while, an expert's guilty sheet was handed over.

Ma Yishan glanced at it and said: "China's experts are basically uneducated and unskilled, and they dare to say that China's pollution is caused by bicycle exhaust, which is simply treating us people as three-year-old children!" ”

"So what are you keeping them for? Kill them all! ”

The investigation report said that our country's experts had nothing to do when they were full, and they talked nonsense day and night. There are also those who like to pass the buck, and there are experts and professors who like to plagiarize other people's works and papers the most.

"Even the top ten universities have so many scandals? No wonder education in your country is not improving! Kill!! ”

As soon as the key robot slapped the table, his men immediately rushed out of the room.

His men are all over the country, and they only need to give an order. will be dispatched immediately.

Each of them had the prefectural department equipped with a communicator with a 3D image showing the address and details of any prisoners in the vicinity.

With this all-purpose communicator, finding someone is a breeze.

The key robot thinks that it is sometimes quite fun to sift through and kill people in this way.

Some humans even think that he is a god.

God can beget all things and kill all things.

His will is that the good guys stay, and the bad guys are all killed!

When the earth's resources are destroyed and occupied. The bad guys are not qualified to stay.

Because of this, he killed all mankind without losing his temper.

Ma Yishan saw that the types of people he wanted to kill basically included most of the human beings.

Ma Yishan saw the merchants inside his city. More than half of them are tax evasions.

Because the next day half of the city's merchants died at once!

The crematoriums of the bald head are all on the market!

After the national data is fed back, after those kinds of human beings are killed, there are still 1 billion left!

Ma Yishan asked, why are there so many for Lu?

Zhixuan told him that it was because there were too many people doing business in my country, and the small traders in the basic market were all evading taxes, and making fake accounts was a skill that almost every merchant would have!

Ma Yishan: They haven't seen supermarkets and vegetable markets open for three days on the streets!

Almost all of the hawker's scales were problematic and all were taken out!

The key robot said: "As long as the tax evasion exceeds 100,000, all should be killed!" Generally, those who have done it for ten years are qualified! ”

Ma Yishan looked at the empty market and said: "Those vendors think that it is no problem to escape a little, who knows that God has recorded every penny in the account!" ”

In the following time, more than 10 million college students who came out every year immediately filled all the vacancies in the market!

Those who sell sweet potatoes, noodles, balloons, marshmallows, drinks, clothes, underwear, and furniture stores in the general market are all college students!

The government of the United States said that the vegetable market in the country is the highest quality vegetable market in the world, and any one who kills a pig is an undergraduate student or above!

Le Yan and Xu Rongrong went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and saw that all the people who killed pigs and cows were college students with glasses, and they usually watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and Shakespeare when they had time!

Due to the large number of deaths of the old people, many low-level billiard rooms and video game rooms were left unattended, and they all closed down in large numbers.

Ma Yishan saw that due to the increase in the number of college students coming out to do business, the quality of the entire vegetable market has improved, and they usually communicate in English when they are free!

Some of the chili sellers have time to show off their calligraphy and discuss the development prospects of aerospace technology on the stall!

As a result, no one dares to look down on the cultural quality of the vendors in the vegetable market!

"It turned out that after the people who occupied the supermarket were vacated, the new ones had a way to live!"

Originally, many units were left by leaders to relatives or sold to the rich second generation, but now they have to recruit new college students.

All of a sudden, college graduates all over the country put down the game sticks in their hands, walked out of the house unkempt, bid farewell to the embarrassment of gnawing at the old people, and went out to work without queuing.

Ma Yishan: They saw that their senior brothers and sisters who couldn't find jobs in the previous sessions entered the unit one after another, found good jobs, and worked hard, diligently, and happily every day.

The TV station interviewed these happy workers, praised them for bringing fresh blood and vitality to the units across the country, and asked them why they could be so happy.

They all said thank you to the old timers who had died inexplicably, and they had a bright future! This must be a providence!

Ma Yishan now only takes a minute to apply for a certificate, and he feels that this is called life.

Le Yan asked, why did the key robot kill so many people, but the market is becoming more and more lively?

"This is because it is like a big fat man, when he has to donate a lot of blood, he instead drains the fat and garbage that blocks the blood vessels, so the blood vessels are unblocked, and people are more energetic, and our market ushers in spring!"

Now the markets of the whole country are thriving day by day, there is good air everywhere, people are happy, a lot of land is vacant, domestic demand in all parts of the country has been fully promoted, and the state income has increased several times at once.

But housing prices are still high.

Thousands of experts from all over the world are studying the strange economic phenomena in our country.

On this day, Ma Yishan saw that the key robot was studying the criminal behavior of real estate developers.

He suddenly said: "If house prices more than double, then what will happen to your country's economy?" (To be continued......)