Chapter 16: Don't make trouble, girl
Self-inflicted humiliation.
Zhou Yang took out his mobile phone and pretended, and ridiculed the short-haired girl for 'can't sweep her face', but she had actually consumed 1 power, and she checked her personal information by 'shaking it'.
Name: Xiaohong Zhang
Age: 21 years old
Opinion: 12/100 (nasty)
Opinion Factor: -28/100
Zodiac sign: Leo
Height: 150cm
Weight: 71kg
Bust: 38A
Now Zhou Yang finally understands what to do Chen Yali and Liu Mei have their own characteristics and styles, but the beauty scores judged by the system ISO are only 37 and 35 points. It turned out that the beauty percentage value was not based on '0', but with '-100' as the lower limit.
In other words, women with a favorability coefficient between '-100/100' and '-1/100' are ugly girls in reality, and their love curtain has zero help for Zhou Yang's upgrade. Only genuine beauties between '1/100' and '100/100' can help Zhou Yang go further and fly higher.
In front of him, in the face of this favorability coefficient of '-28/100', Zhang Xiaohong, who is ugly to a certain extent, Zhou Yang is not interested at all. AND IN LINE WITH THE PRINCIPLE OF 'BEING A MAN AND LEAVING A LINE, AND SEEING EACH OTHER WELL IN THE FUTURE', ZHOU YANG DIRECTLY PASSED HER OUT WITH A LITTLE JOKE, WITHOUT POINTING OUT HER FAT AND BLOATED FIGURE IN PUBLIC.
Who would have thought that Zhang Xiaohong didn't know where to get the bursting confidence, and continued to count Zhou Yang and said: "Hmph, if you don't have a diamond, don't work on magnets." You just boasted that only those stupid poor slings would believe it, and it was all a joke in Miss Ben's opinion! ”
"Jokes?" Zhou Yang suddenly smiled: "Do you really want me to sweep?" ”
"Sweep, you sweep?" Zhang Xiaohong said aggressively: "If you can't sweep it out, you're a big liar, and you will get out of our 'Western Institute of Technology' forever!" ”
"Well, because your face is so big, please take a few steps back."
Zhou Yang said and laughed, but said solemnly to the five boys around him: "Because this software is a private customization of important customers, the relevant interface must not be exposed to the outside world, so please understand." ”
"Understand, understand, understand......" Ni Xiaosong and Fang Jian all looked over, indicating that they could understand. In the eyes of everyone, now Zhou Yang said that these are all false, and accurate scanning data is still needed to make people truly convinced.
And in order to expose Zhou Yang's trick on the spot, Zhang Xiaohong really obediently walked a few steps down the aisle in the distance, turned around and sneered: "Now you can sweep my face and sweep my whole body, right?" ”
"Okay, okay, you stand still, your eyes are looking at my camera......" Zhou Yang pretended to be a fool of himself, then turned on the flash of his mobile phone and symbolically swept at the other party a few times.
"Huh...... Yes...... Well...... Woo......" As Zhou Yang talked to himself on the mobile phone screen alone, the curiosity of everyone at the scene gathered.
"What's the matter, brother, swept out?" Ni Xiaosong asked impatiently.
"The sweep is swept out, but this data seems to be a little different from what you see with the naked eye, I'm not too sure." Zhou Yang pretended to be embarrassed.
"Don't delay there, and have the ability to read out the data you scan!" Feeling the attention of most of the boys in the audience, Zhang Xiaohong felt so uncomfortable: "There are so many people here, everyone's eyes are bright, they are the most fair referees!" ”
"Okay, age, 21."
"It's not hard to ......"
"Constellation, Leo."
"You can guess ...... this."
"Height, 150cm."
"This ......" Zhang Xiaohong's face changed slightly, but he smiled again: "Nonsense, you should let everyone see, I don't have 1.6 meters like this now, it's not far away, right?" ”
"That's right, our intelligent discrimination system is through 'micro recognition' + 'micro calculation', and the result is the naked height when not wearing shoes." Zhou Yang's face did not change, and he was full of confidence in the 'super tyrant assistance system' in his mind.
"Then I'm not the only one?" Zhang Xiaohong also wanted to refute: "I only wear 2 or 3 cm heel for these boots today, and the naked height is not more than 150cm as you said, right?" ”
"It seems that there is a kind of shoe called inner heightened ......" Zhou Yang smiled and continued to read out the next data: "Weight, 71 kilograms." ”
"Wow, wouldn't it?"
"Damn, 142 pounds?"
"I think it's possible, look at her bucket waist......"
With the whispers of the boys around her, Zhang Xiaohong stumbled, and her face turned green: "People, how can people be so fat?" ”
"I remember that there is an electronic scale for buying vegetables and weighing in the second canteen, if you think it is too far away, we can go to the scene to weigh it."
"Forget it, forget it," Zhang Xiaohong's face turned red and red, and she still said sarcastically: "Maybe I've eaten more recently, and I'm wearing thicker clothes today, I remember that I was only 128 pounds when I started school." ”
Zhou Yang really wanted to say that this weight also refers to the naked weight, but thinking about 'people are difficult to dismantle', Zhang Xiaohong has begun to show signs of softness, and he is not too careful: "The last data is the chest circumference, because it involves personal privacy, I don't think it needs to be announced in public, right?" ”
"No need, no need...... Zhang Xiaohong hurriedly bowed her head.
Obviously, her huge change of condescension can be regarded as an indirect acquiescence to the four data read out by Zhou Yang.
Everyone looked at Zhou Yang's gaze again, and their blood boiled even more.
Zhou Yang's attention is still on Xiao Qiang, the 'big fish'. Manually refreshed again, and his approval of himself dropped from his previous peak of 83/100 to 79/100 because of a sentence from the long-haired girl. Then as Zhou Yang's magic software was verified here by Zhang Xiaohong, his recognition of him returned to 84/100.
There are still two points left.
Looking at his eyes again, he was glancing at a person intentionally or unintentionally, Zhou Yang immediately took out his mobile phone again, pointed at the long-haired girl and said, "Come, let's continue to verify the position." ”
"Come on!" Although the long-haired girl didn't say much, she still felt pretty good: "I want to see, is your software so evil?" ”
And the people who were still unsatisfied, after hearing that Zhou Yang was going to use his mobile phone to scan the personal data of the long-haired girl, all turned Chi Guoguo's gaze to her unscrupulously.
Consumes 1 battery, shake it.
Name: Xia Lanxin
Age: 19 years old
Opinion: 65/100 (Opinion)
Opinion factor: 11/100
Zodiac sign: Cancer
Height: 159cm
Weight: 52kg
Bust: 34B
Well, it's true that it's a beauty with a positive score.
Judging from the comprehensive data of all aspects, although such a decent girl can be found everywhere on the street, fortunately, she has no special defects, and her voice is relatively gentle and slender...... All of this adds up, in this vocational engineering college where 'slings are tied in piles and dinosaurs are everywhere', she can be regarded as a rare species at the level of class flowers and department flowers.
There is a little bit of Zhou Yang who is a little strange - it was obviously this Xia Lanxin who jumped out to demolish herself before, and her speech was cold. Why is it that when she looks at her opinion now, she actually has a 'good impression' of herself that is not too low with 65 points?
A woman's heart, a needle at the bottom of the sea.
With Liu Mei and Chen Yali in front, Zhou Yang didn't have any special feelings in the face of Xia Lanxin, who was much inferior. At the moment, after pretending to be a ghost on the mobile phone, he began to say matter-of-factly: "Hmm, this figure is not much different from what the naked eye sees, I will miss it for everyone...... Height 1.59, weight 104, age 19, Cancer. ”
"It turned out to be Cancer, no wonder there are so many sentimentals!"
"Not bad, not bad, standard body......"
"Senior brother, also, what about the bust?"
……
With the four data reported by Zhou Yang, the scene immediately fell into a new round of heated discussions. Some people play the 'constellation match' with their own amorous feelings, some people suddenly become enthusiastic about the 'zodiac lianlian', and some people have a sense of substitution for the best height ratio between male and female couples......
Because of Xia Lanxin's silence, everyone believed the data and information that Zhou Yang said.
Who would have thought that at this time, Xia Lanxin raised her head and said with a serious face: "You said that height and weight are about the same, but the constellation and zodiac are all wrong!" ”
How can it be?
Zhou Yang was a little stunned - from the time he woke up to the present, he has 'swept' a total of 8 men and 'shaken' 4 women. Except for Xia Lanxin, everyone's personal information is all right, why are there two errors here?
"You don't believe me?" Xia Lanxin took out her wallet, her eyes were clear, and she said very innocently: "I won't lie, I don't believe you look at my ID card, I was born on May 28, 94." ”
"Huh? No way? Zhou Yang was really a little bottomless now, and hurriedly took Xia Lanxin's ID card to see. It's true, that's right, the date of birth on her ID card is 19940528......
Not 19 years old, not Cancer.
Is that really wrong with the data of your own 'super tyrant system'?
Zhou Yang's heart was empty, and he verified Xia Lanxin's ID card from top to bottom. I thought strangely, the name 'Xia Lanxin' can be unpredictable, why is there such a big deviation in the date of birth? Let's look at the home address, rural Xiangxi; calculate the deviation between '28 May 1994' and 'between 22 June and 22 July 1995'......
Suddenly, Zhou Yang took out his mobile phone as if he remembered something, and looked up the 'perpetual calendar' on it.
Unsurprisingly, it did!
Raising his head again, he inadvertently saw the sly smile on the corners of Xia Lanxin's eyes and eyebrows, and Zhou Yang finally felt relieved: "Little girl, don't make trouble!" ”
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