Not to feel like Atlas any longer.

Zhou Yang said, how can a universal system go wrong?

What went wrong was nothing more than Xia Lanxin's ID card.

Zhou Yang also saw the address of her hometown, and then suddenly remembered - in the countryside, in order to let their children go to school as soon as possible, many parents will falsely report the age of their children by one or two years when they go to the house. Moreover, based on Chinese tradition, many people in rural areas register their dates of birth in their household registration books and ID cards according to the lunar calendar.

According to this calculation, add the '19940528' on Xia Lanxin's ID card to one year old, and then convert it to the solar calendar, then the time is 'June 25, 1995'.

It is exactly what Zhou Yang just said, '19 years old, Cancer'.

"Pulled, far-fetched......" Regarding Zhou Yang's analysis and judgment in public, Xia Lanxin was first taken aback, but she flatly denied it: "How can the date of birth on my ID card be wrong?" You, you are completely referring to the deer as a horse, reversing black and white! ”

"Really?" Zhou Yang looked at Xia Lanxin calmly, felt the glint in her eyes, and couldn't help but smile: "If we have any objections to the authenticity of these two data, then so be it, I will announce your real bust and let everyone on the scene judge whether it is right or wrong." ”

"You said it?" Xia Lanxin bit her lip, but she bravely met Zhou Yang's fiery eyes.

First, she has a moderate figure and is not afraid of being exposed.

Second, she wore a total of three clothes inside and outside today, which is still inscrutable to the naked eye, how can she see through a mere intelligent scan?

Three, this senior brother in front of you is really interesting......

And what about Zhou Yang?

He doesn't need others to fully believe in his 'beauty intelligent identification system', he just needs Xiao Qiang's recognition of him to reach more than 86 points.

Yes, when the eyes of all the boys on the scene focused on the key parts of Xia Lanxin, ready to comment on Zhou Yang's upcoming data like a public judge. Zhou Yang took two steps closer, took Xia Lanxin's little hand and said, "To be honest, I am reluctant to share this data with you, or I will verify it with you alone?" ”

"You-" Xia Lanxin's face turned red, and she said a little twistedly: "Okay, you say." ”

Zhou Yang used a little force in his hand to pull Xia Lanxin one step closer to him, then leaned down, leaned over, and whispered in her ear: "Beauty, your real bust is 34B, but if you don't admit it, I'll tell them that you are 34A, and it's also A-the most airport kind in it." Hehe, anyway, you can't really take off your clothes for everyone to see......"

"You, you, you ......" Xia Lanxin was shocked, angry, and a little embarrassed. The heat that Zhou Yang breathed in her ears and the point-to-point data made her heart tingle. But the rogue words that Zhou Yang said later that threatened her made her hate her ears itch again.

After a long time, under the expectant eyes of the slinging otaku at the scene, the three words she said were: "You are so bad!" ”

Men are not bad, women are not loved.

Xia Lanxin's expressions, movements, and language not only acquiesced to the data scanned by Zhou Yang, but also began to faintly like him. The boys at the scene, especially the five golfers next to Zhou Yang, admired him like a surging river, endlessly.

"Ding Dong" sounded: "Congratulations, there are 6 people worshipping you!" ”

Well, tonight's last 'big fish' has finally been hooked.

Anyway, tonight's attempt is 'violent extraction', and Zhou Yang doesn't care how much their relative recognition is, as long as it reaches the absolute category of 'worship'. And now that the goal has been completed, in order to avoid long nights and dreams, Zhou Yang immediately began to disperse the other students who were onlookers and said, "Okay, today's experiment is over, everyone disperse." ”

"Can't you, senior brother, you haven't swept me yet?"

"yes, they're ready."

"Senior brother, you can't favor one over the other......"

As a few small girls pounced on him, and more envious and curious boys hovered around the periphery, Zhou Yang looked at himself with a wry smile and saw that he only had 3/20 of the 'local tyrant power' left, and said bitterly: "It's really not good today, I have other things to do later......"

"Hmph, if you don't sweep me, those two girls shouldn't be the ones he asked, right?"

"Possibly. Otherwise, why only scan the two of them, and not reveal their busts to the public, this is too unpleasant. ”

"Forget it, the software is a private customization of high-end customers, and it has nothing to do with us civilian students!"

"yes, let's go back."

……

With the discussion of everyone, although there was still some worry and unwillingness, the vast majority of the students at the scene still dispersed. The short-haired ugly girl Zhang Xiaohong and the long-haired beauty Xia Lanxin originally wanted to stay for a while, but after all, they couldn't resist the public opinion pressure of the 'senior trust' and retreated from the cusp here.

Iron battalions, flowing soldiers.

After a while, with a wave of new students, the second cafeteria returned to its usual state. On the two square tables near the window, because they heard and witnessed Zhou Yang's various crazy and cool, the envy and worship value of the five boys for 'Senior Brother Zhou' reached an unprecedented high.

After the most, manually refresh their respective recognition: Ni Xiaosong, 96 points; Fang Jian, 95 points; Gao Xuyang, 94 points; Chen Feng, 92 points; Xiao Qiang, 90 points!

Very good.

"Come on, meeting is fate, senior brother will touch a glass with you after the best tonight." Zhou Yang raised a glass of wine and summed up his speech to the five people: "Remember, wild lilies will also have spring, as long as you are willing to work hard, everything is possible in the future!" ”

"That's for sure, with the bright light of Senior Brother ahead, we will never lose our way again!"

"Yes, Senior Brother is an example for us to learn from forever!"

"En, the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is free for birds to fly. Senior Brother Xie Lu, thank you, let me regain the infinite motivation for a better life in the future! ”

"Yes, I will remember every word that my senior brother said, especially 'There is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower'!"

"Senior brother, senior brother, you are the biggest idol I have ever grown up with!"

……

The five boys were very excited, and they raised their wine glasses one after another, and surrounded Zhou Yang in the middle with enthusiasm. Zhou Yang drank the wine, his emotions suddenly seemed to be infected, and he slowly said: "Since everyone thinks so highly of me, then I'll say one more thing." ”

Zhou Yang said on his lips, but his consciousness was in the friend bar of the 'Golden Screen' on the left, and he pressed the 'Extract Worship Value' button behind the names of the five people in turn.

Then the second option, the violent extraction method, was chosen.

"Brute force extraction starts, now start the end countdown: 180 seconds, 179 seconds, 178 seconds......"

"Senior brother, what do you want to say?" The five of them are now only Zhou Yang's head, even if he farts, they all have to be sealed and preserved. What's more, Zhou Yang's face is so solemn now, they naturally pricked up their ears one by one, lest they hear half a word.

Zhou Yang took a deep breath, and suddenly said with a look of vicissitudes: "Actually, I am an actor. ”

"What, what do you mean?" Everyone looked at each other, but no one understood.

"That is to say, everything I said and did to you just now was actually a play of mine." The more Zhou Yang spoke, the quieter he became, and he said a little embarrassedly: "I don't have a mobile game company, and the 'intelligent beauty recognition system' just now was also made up casually......"

"Impossible, impossible," Ni Xiaosong was the first to stand up and defend his image of 'Wei Guangzheng' for Zhou Yang: "Senior brother, you are so humorous, this joke is really funny." ”

"No, I was practicing my acting skills before, and now I'm telling the truth." Zhou Yang refreshed the latest recognition of the five people in real time in the background - before, he hoped that the more they admired him, the better, but now, he hoped that they would spurn him as much as possible within three minutes.

"According to what you mean, Senior Brother, Zhang Xiaohong and Xia Lanxin are really your 'senior trust'?"

Chen Feng finally believed in the 'intelligent beauty identification system', and now he is also trying his best to maintain Zhou Yang's authority: "No, although Xia Lanxin is not our professional, we all know a lot about them." You said that she is usually such a quiet and introverted girl, how could she collude with you in private to act in this scene? ”

"Yes, yes, she is the goddess in my heart, and it is difficult for me to say a word to her. Senior brother, you are good, it only took more than ten minutes to hold her hand......" Xiao Qiang is also a tendon: "Based on this alone, senior brother, you make me admire so much!" ”

It's a day......

It's not easy to please God, but it's even harder to send God.

Zhou Yang watched the time ticking and ticking on the backstage screen, but the recognition of the five people only dropped by single digits, and he couldn't help but feel a little anxious: "What else do you want me to say?" I'm really just an actor, no company, no software, just a poor bastard who can't even eat! ”

"Hahaha, senior brother is really good at laughing, there are two big tables of delicious food in front of me, I didn't even blink your eyes when I saw you ordering food before." Fang Jian picked up the chopsticks, took down a piece of boiled fish and said: "This is the most magnificent meal I have ever seen in the second canteen in the two years of the 'Western Institute of Technology', and it exploded!" ”

Well, it seems that it will not work without using some extraordinary means.

"Hehe, I was just going to discuss this with you." Zhou Yang rubbed his hands and pretended to be embarrassed: "Actually, this table of food is one of my performance props tonight." Now that you're all pretty much full, I'm going to pack up the rest and take it home, are you okay? ”

"No, no comment......"

Although the five of them said that they had no opinion, the crazy envy and worship of Zhou Yang in their hearts finally began to shake a little.

"That's okay, thank you." Zhou Yang beckoned the two canteen aunts over, on the one hand, he really asked them to help with the bag, and on the other hand, he continued to say apologetically: "I'm really sorry, I deceived everyone's feelings today, I hope there will be a day to make up for it......"

"It's nothing." Ni Xiaosong said briskly: "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. Senior brother, you acted so well, no matter whether others believe it or not, anyway, I believe everything you said before. Speaking of which, acting is a great and interesting career, why don't you go back and bring me into the industry, and let's play a two-person turn together? ”

Ha lu haha.

Zhou Yang smiled bitterly - even now, this guy's recognition of him is still in the category of 'worship' with 91 points, which is not easy to say.

But here and now, there is no turning back from the bow, Zhou Yang has to go all the way to the dark: "I'm sorry, in fact, I am not from Xichuan Vocational Engineering College, my family is poor, and I dropped out of school in my second year of high school." ”

The smiles of the other four were a little stiff.

Only Ni Xiaosong exclaimed: "It's amazing, this point actually deceived everyone in our second canteen!" Senior brother, oh no, big brother...... That's not right, Master, Master, you take me as an apprentice, right? ”

This kid is about to be stunned.

But it doesn't matter, although Ni Xiaosong's recognition of Zhou Yang has declined very limitedly, his 'recognition coefficient' is only 2/1000 after all. As long as Zhou Yang's words play a role in Xiao Qiang and Chen Feng.

Look at the countdown: 27 seconds, 26 seconds, 25 seconds......

Zhou Yang didn't dare to delay any longer, and secretly pressed the mobile phone ringtone in his trouser leg purse with his right hand, and then pretended to answer the phone: "Hey, hey, what, an editor asked me for a manuscript?" A thousand-word buyout, okay, okay, I'll come right away! ”

Then he couldn't care about the meal that the canteen aunt was packing, Zhou Yang took an arrow step and ran out of the door of the second canteen.

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