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"Tell them to clean the soles of their feet and wait for me outside!"

Spring Thirty Niang's words, the camera "swished", the wind was galloping, including the Supreme Treasure, all the bandits washed the soles of their feet, and then lay on the ground, stretched out their feet, and turned the soles of their feet to the sky, as good as they wanted.

"Poof!"

"Haha!"

"I'll go, is this a bandit? What a bunch of jokes! ”

After the laughter, everyone felt speechless for a while. However, the tears on their faces reminded them of how crazy they had just laughed because of the comic behavior of the Supreme Treasure and the others.

"Fortunately, it's just looking at the soles of the feet, not the butts!" Supreme Treasure rejoiced.

"Are you afraid?" The second master immediately asked.

Supreme Treasure: "It's you who are afraid, not me." ”

Second Master: "Why? ”

Supreme Treasure said: "You have so many prickly heat on your buttocks, maybe she will say that your butt is not clean, and then cut it off." ”

The second master was shocked: "How do you know?" ”

Supreme Treasure: "The blind man peeked at what you saw when you took a bath!" ”

The second master: "Huh? ”

……

Chun Thirty Niang asked them to interrogate passers-by to see who had three moles on the soles of their feet. The second boss said that we are robbers and rob money, but we are not robbing the soles of people's feet, and we will be laughed at. Supreme Treasure said that he used smoke at night, killed the woman first and then killed, killed the spring thirty mother, and handed over this task to the second master.

As soon as the camera turned, night came, and the second master took a pig-killing knife and started to do it.

The action was relatively smooth, although it was speechless to blow a smoke without a hole halfway, but the second master still reacted quickly and licked his fingers. A hole was made in the window.

When everyone was curious about whether this operation was successful, the camera suddenly turned, and the sad background music sounded, and the scene of the Supreme Treasure sleeping appeared in the background.

Slowly, the camera first darkened, and then a water curtain hole appeared. It was the Supreme Treasure who dreamed of it.

The crowd was in an uproar.

For no other reason, the "Water Curtain Cave" has appeared, is Sun Wukong still far away?

There is no doubt that the Supreme Treasure should be the reincarnation of Sun Wukong!

"Did you find three moles?" A woman's voice rang out.

"Why did everyone tell me to find three moles?" Supreme Treasure asked.

The female voice replied, "If I find you, I can save him." ”

The Supreme Treasure asked, "What did you say?" What the hell is this place? ”

The sound of squeaking monkeys comes and goes, as if you have come to a monkey's den.

Soon, the camera flashed, a pair of eyes appeared, and then the Supreme Treasure woke up. Supreme Treasure is glad that he is dreaming. But everyone who watched the movie could see it clearly, and those eyes were Monkey King's. They finally determined that the Supreme Treasure was indeed the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.

"It seems that Guanyin didn't destroy Sun Wukong in the end, but just let him be reincarnated."

"Tang Seng's plea worked."

"It seems that Tang Seng has also been reincarnated."

"That female voice is Guanyin's, right? Who does he want the Supreme Treasure to save? ”

"Save Tang Seng."

"The person who finds the three moles should be able to restore him to the true body of the Monkey King."

"Who is Chun Thirty Niang? Why would she also look for someone with three moles on the soles of her feet? ”

……

In the midst of the discussion, a miserable scream of "ah" suddenly sounded from the second master.

Everyone was startled and immediately gathered their energy to look at the screen.

Supreme Treasure thought that Chun Thirty Niang had been killed, and decisively climbed out with both hands, and his speed was very fast in the state of excitement. A few clicks and run a long way.

The second master ran out from the side and happened to step on the hand of the Supreme Treasure. However, he didn't pay attention to the Supreme Treasure at all, and ran away on his own, shouting in fear as he ran: "Spider! ”

The Supreme Treasure said, "What's all the fuss about the spider? ”

The head of the second master said without looking back: "What a big spider!" ”

The Supreme Treasure turned his head to look, and in the bright light, a huge spider with a human head and a spider body appeared in his sight, and all of its feet were as thick as an arm-thick scythe. Vicious, hideous and terrifying!

"Wow!"

"I didn't expect Chun Thirty Niang to be a spider spirit!"

"This prop is made of a fork!"

"The special effects are good!"

The audience in the theater was taken aback, but they didn't expect Chun Thirty Niang to be a spider spirit. Look at this huge size, the sickle legs that are cut back and forth, it is not at all that human power can resist.

The spider spirit only needs to swing its scythe-like feet. It's easy to cut a person in half.

The Supreme Treasure was immediately frightened, and his potential exploded, although he was crawling backwards with both hands, his speed was still fast, even faster than when he came out!

"You bastards, I told you to clean up properly, and now the spiders you raise are bigger than me! What to do? The Supreme Treasure fled, scolded at the same time, and finally shouted: "Wow, so many wall grasses you don't chase, just chase me, it must be my handsomeness that hurt me!" ”

The dangerous situation can be called a thousand moments.

However, none of the people watching the movie felt anxious for him, but they all burst out laughing: ", this running posture is really a bunker!" ”

"If you don't clean up, you will raise a spider spirit that is bigger than a human!"

"The Supreme Treasure is really a living treasure!"

"Haha, it must be my handsomeness that hurt me again!"

……

Chun Thirty Niang spit out the spider silk to tie the feet of the Supreme Treasure, and then tied his hand and pulled him over, just blocked by the tree, and at the critical moment, the Supreme Treasure bit the spider silk with his teeth.

Unexpectedly, the spider silk on his hand was untied, but the spider silk was entangled in his teeth.

The Supreme Treasure was so angry that he almost fainted, but at this time, Chun Thirty Niang kept walking towards him.

The Supreme Treasure had no choice but to pick up a stone on the ground and slam it on his chin, and then knocked off the teeth that had been tied up by spider silk. Ruthless and decisive, this action of the Supreme Treasure is simply a template for heroes. But as before, his heroic behavior did not make him appreciated by the audience, because the audience still gave him hilarious.

The Supreme Treasure escaped and continued to run.

The spider spirit is in hot pursuit. And soon set up two cobwebs.

Supreme Treasure jumped over the first cobweb, thinking that it was easy to sit back and relax, where did he know that the second cobweb was in front of him. The Supreme Treasure was so shocked that his face was colorless, and he couldn't react when he wanted to, so a fierce man pierced the second spider web, and then was glued.

The two masters and the blind man went together to save the Supreme Treasure.

Outcome. The Supreme Treasure was rescued by the blind man, and the spider spirit fell from the sky, jumped down and was caught by the second master. The second master didn't know that it was a spider spirit, but thought it was a supreme treasure, and walked to a group of bandits on his back.

"Huh?" The bandits were so frightened that they hurriedly ran away.

A hilarious episode was staged like this.

A group of bandits fled in front, and the second boss chased after him with a spider spirit on his back, and said while chasing: "Save the gang leader, save the gang leader......"

The Supreme Treasure crawled out of the cobwebs. I wondered: "The second boss is carrying a piece of things, what is it carrying?" ”

The blind man just came out, and when he heard what he said, he was immediately shocked: "Ah, helper, isn't he carrying you?" ”

"There's a spider spirit here?"

"Ahh

"Over here!"

……

After some commotion, the real spider spirit ran away, but the Supreme Treasure was beaten by the second master as a spider spirit. A group of bandits also joined in, and finally beat the Supreme Treasure to scream again and again.

Soon. One of the most spoofed scenes of the entire movie appears.

The crotch of the Supreme Treasure was on fire, and he couldn't find water to extinguish the fire, and the second master shouted: "Let me come!" Then he let the Supreme Treasure lie on the ground, and he rushed forward, and kicked it with a crackling kick.

"Poof!"

"It's disgusting!"

"That's a spoof!"

Some people look at their pockets, and some people look at them and frown. Someone squirted saliva when they saw it!

In the crowd, Guo Jing laughed and kept patting his thighs: "Ouch, hey, it's no good, I'm laughing to death." I'm dying, hahaha......"

"Hahaha......" Huang Rong also rolled forward and backwards with laughter, and tears flew out.

Woe and blessing rely on, blessing and misfortune lurk!

seems to confirm this sentence, although the Supreme Treasure was severely beaten, the injuries of the Seven Wounds Fist were healed, and the cross-eyed eyes were gone, and they became normal.

Supreme Treasure doesn't blame the second master, he urgently needs to kill the thirty mothers of spring, and he doesn't believe that the second master said that she is a monster.

The second master had no choice but to take a knife to deal with Chun Thirty Niang again, but he pretended to be dead halfway, even if the Supreme Treasure stabbed him, he pretended not to react.

Supreme Treasure had no choice but to take a knife to kill Chun Thirty Niang.

To the surprise of all the bandits and all the audience, Supreme Treasure not only did not kill Chun Sanniang, but fell in love with Bai Jingjing, who ran over to meet Chun Sanniang.

"Bai Jingjing? Which character is this again? "All the audience was curious.

Soon, when the second master went to peep, Bai Jingjing's original form was presented in front of everyone, and it turned out to be a white bone spirit!

"What do you see?"

When chasing the second master, Chun Thirty Niang saw Bai Jingjing stop and immediately asked.

Bai Jingjing squatted down: "It's nothing." ”

Chun Thirty Niang: "Then what are you squatting down for?" ”

Bai Jingjing said confidently: "Tie your shoes!" ”

"......" Everyone was speechless for a moment, but they felt an inexplicable amusement and thought: "This is nonsense!" ”

What "nonsense" is, few people explain it clearly, and it seems that it can't be explained in words. However, the general meaning is that Stephen Zhao explained it in front of the media, and a series of seemingly unrelated, clueless plots or lines are combined, which is inexplicably funny and nonsensical.

Bai Jingjing ties her shoes, which has nothing to do with the plot, it should be a very speechless plot, but it's very funny, this is nonsense!

"If the news of Tang Sanzang spreads, I will kill you first!" Chun Thirty Niang shouted coldly.

"When the time comes, the demons will converge on Wuzhi Mountain and ask the senior sister for a piece of Tang monk meat to eat, right?" Bai Jingjing said.

"Tell the king the news of this Tang Sanzang, the king will definitely be rewarded!" The cow spoke.

Seeing this, the main line of the story is roughly clear. (To be continued......)