Sun Wukong is too wasteful!

This is the impression that all the viewers formed immediately after watching Guanyin clean up Sun Wukong's fight, no way, Sun Wukong was cleaned up in a few moves, is this still the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace?

Many people began to speculate: "Could it be that the movie version of Monkey King is like this?" ”

I don't know if Guanyin killed Sun Wukong in the end, because Tang Sanzang interceded!

"The apprentice is at fault, and the master is also responsible. Ask my sister to let him live! Tang Sanzang pleaded.

Guanyin replied, "If I don't destroy it, I can't explain it to the Jade Emperor!" ”

Tang Sanzang was unmoved, and continued to plead: "Ask my sister to tell the Jade Emperor, the poor monk is willing to pay for his life, there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south!" Then he sat down slowly, threw out the nine-ring lacquer staff in his hand, and looked righteous and awe-inspiring, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell with a fearless posture!

Guanyin shook for a moment.

Just when the audience thought that she would say next, the screen went black, and then several bright red words appeared "Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box", and in the bleak and resentful background music, subtitles slowly appeared.

"What's the matter?"

"Was it just a prologue?"

"Haven't gotten to the chase?"

"Could it be that who's just dreaming?"

The crowd was puzzled.

The screen was bright again, and when the scenery appeared, what appeared in front of everyone was a desolate and vast dry desert, with yellow sand and dust.

The camera moves slowly, and a man with a black hat and wrapped in black rides alone in the desert.

At a distance, it is not clear whether the man on the horse is male or female; But when I walked in, although the camera did not shine on the face of the visitor, through the pale red gauze skirt, slender white hands, and elegant peach blossoms on the hands, everyone could tell that the person who came was a woman. It should be beautiful.

The mysterious woman rode alone, and a bearded man dressed like a beggar watched her from the ambush next to her, and after following her for a while, he quickly ran back to report the news.

The camera follows the man's rapid movement, and then people see a bandit den, many strangely dressed people eating meat and drinking in large bowls.

The bearded man like a beggar is a mute. He babbled and gestured, and wriggled his ass to show everything he knew.

Some bandits were dissatisfied: "What the hell are you talking about? ”

"Give him a piece of meat!" One of the bandits who only saw the back suddenly turned around and spit, and then said: "Give him a piece of meat, everyone be careful, there is a woman outside who is going to come in!" ”

"It's Uncle Da!"

In the theater, someone exclaimed, it turned out that the actor of the two masters was actually "Uncle Da" in the "Truant Dragon" series of movies!

Although "Uncle Da" Li Wenda is not as popular as "Zhou Xingxing", it is because of his age. And it's not the kind of handsome guy who looks like that. If you want to talk about popularity, Li Wenda will not be worse than Zhou Xingxing, and if you want to be more influential, Li Wenda is definitely better than Zhou Xingxing, after all, he is a senior.

Seeing the appearance of "Uncle Da", although the shape is different, and the title has become "the second master", many people still laughed.

Uncle Da and Zhou Xingxing. After "Truant Dragon", they became a golden partner in the entertainment industry, and they are also comedy partners. Just seeing one of the two of them makes people laugh.

Of course, the reason why they were so surprised was because "Uncle Da" had appeared, would "Zhou Xingxing" be far away?

"The second master, do you guess it will be an officer and soldier?" A middle-aged man dressed like a Khitan bent over and asked the second master. The strange thing is that the voice is actually a woman's voice.

The second master said: "No wonder people call you blind, don't you see the dumb butt twisted and twisted?" ”

The blind woman's voice sounded again: "Twist and twist, maybe people have hemorrhoids!" ”

"Poof!"

"Hahaha......"

This one, even people who didn't think the movie was good before, couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Sit in the front row. Zhao Xingchi heard this laughter, and a happy smile climbed up his face.

Whether "Journey to the West" will be popular, to be honest, he is not very sure, because in his previous life, although Stephen Chow was very popular before "Journey to the West" came out, and nonsense was also popular throughout Asia, but the box office of "Journey to the West" after its release was still very unsatisfactory, not only was it very controversial, but also a lot of scolding.

The popularity of "Journey to the West" was several years after it was screened, and then it started in mainland schools, and it quickly became popular throughout China.

As far as Stephen Zhao knows, the popularity of "Journey to the West" is only in the mainland, and it is still the same in Hong Kong and Wanwan, and it is not very popular.

It can be seen that the possibility of "Journey to the West" being welcomed and sought after after its launch is relatively small.

But looking at the current situation, Stephen Zhao knows that "Journey to the West" is a success. The reason may be that "Journey to the West" was written by him, or that this is the mainland of China, or that it is the foreshadowing of the two-part "Truant Dragon......

"Even if there is, it is an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids, what are you afraid of?" The second master said loudly, and then laughed with the bandits.

Chun Thirty Niang slowly walked in front of them in their laughter, her eyebrows are picturesque, and her style is varied, if you ignore your identity, Chun Thirty Niang is undoubtedly a stunning beauty!

"There is a miasma of smoke here, and your faces are hideous, it will never be an inn, but a black shop?" Chun Thirty Niang talked lazily, while taking off her thick coat, revealing a bright red and beautiful dress, obviously fearless, at a glance she knew that she was a person with unique skills.

"Knowing that it is a black shop, you still dare to come in, aren't you afraid of sheep falling into the tiger's mouth?" Second, the presumptuous tune of the master? Laughed.

Chun Sanniang chuckled and said, "Who is the sheep and who is the tiger, it's too early to say." If you are a robber, aren't you afraid that I am the leader of the robbers? ”

The second master shouted: "Who are you sacred? ”

A gust of wind blew, and Chun Sanniang sneered: "The peach blossoms are everywhere, not an inch of grass grows, the money falls, and the head is not guaranteed!" ”

The camera flickered, and all the bandits knelt in front of the big boss. A stack of money on his head.

Everyone looked at the appearance of the big boss again, with a beard on his face, a pair of cross-eyed, dressed like a beggar, and a bronze medal on his chest.

At first glance, I really can't tell who plays the big boss. But after taking a closer look at the eyebrows and eyes, and then listening to the unique voice, everyone quickly realized: "Damn, it turned out to be Zhou Xingxing!" ”

However, isn't Zhou Xingxing playing the Monkey King? How did you play the bandit boss?

Sun Wukong is a monkey, and now this bandit boss is a human, not a species at all?

The intelligent audience has already guessed: "Could it be that Sun Wukong was sent into reincarnation by Guanyin and reincarnated as a man?" ”

But soon,

The big boss was hit by the Kunlun faction's seven wounds. The eyes turned into cross-eyed, the blind man was seen as the second master, then a small dog was regarded as the second master, and finally a pile of grass was regarded as the second master, constantly kicking and beating: "Who said I was cross-eyed?" I'm just focusing on one point to change the way I used to think about things. Why? Spread rumors that I can't do it, and you want to steal my seat? I'll trample you to death, don't dare? I stepped on it. I stepped on ......"

"Holy, though it's nonsensical. But it's too funny, isn't it? "The crowd fell.

After some upside-down funny, the big boss decided to take a group of bandits to find the bad luck of Chun Thirty Niang.

As soon as the camera turned, everyone appeared in a wooden building, with a bath in the middle, where Chun Sanniang was bathing, and the bandits stood downstairs and upstairs watching. The big boss squatted next to the bath and talked to Chun Thirty Niang.

The big boss said: "I am the leader of the Axe Gang, nicknamed the Jade Face Flying Dragon Supreme Treasure, and I have heard the name of the thirty mothers of spring for a long time, like thunder." May I ask what is the reason why the spring thirty lady is coming to our village? As he spoke, his voice went out of tune.

Quite a few people laughed softly. Immediately thought of what the second master had just said, after being hit by the seven wounds, he would become cross-eyed, and then he would speak away, and finally his five organs would burst and die.

In addition, the name "Supreme Treasure" also made them quite funny, because this name is synonymous with Xiaobawang and Gentleman. But the big boss himself didn't think so, and said that his nickname was "Jade-faced Flying Dragon", which had to make people laugh.

The jade-faced flying dragon literally means a very handsome handsome man.

But it's a pity that in many martial arts novels, the title "Jade-faced Flying Dragon" is used to describe a thief.

"I need to stay here for a while!" Chun Sanniang replied.

"How long is a moment?" Supreme Treasure asked in a changed voice, looking uncomfortable and looking like he was being tortured by the Seven Wounds Fist to death.

"Two days and three nights, it may be three, five, ten years, in short, wait until the person I am waiting for appears!" Chun Thirty Niang lay on the edge of the bath, talking lazily, and her expression was extremely charming.

"I don't think you have that long life!"

The Supreme Treasure shouted, pulled out the axe hidden behind his back, and wanted to fight with Chun Thirty Niang.

Unexpectedly, the axe was pulled out, and the person stood up, but the strap that tied his pants was cut by the axe. So, the pants fell off all of a sudden, revealing white panties!

All the bandits screamed "ah" in exclamation.

Chun Thirty Niang also exclaimed "ah", and then shouted: "What are you doing? ”

And off the screen, in the theater, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

"Haha......"

Some people slapped their seats with laughter, some people laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, some people laughed so much that tears and snot flowed, and some people shrank back in their seats with laughter, out of breath.

Chun Thirty Niang's skills are very superb, and the Supreme Treasure was not only stepped on a few times in a row, swallowed several mouthfuls of bath water, but even his subordinates were knocked down a lot.

Supreme Treasure said very stiffly: "It's not so easy to hit me, you have to ask my brothers first!" ”

However, as soon as he turned his head, the brothers who were still behind him had run out, kneeling on the ground outside the wooden building one by one, stacking the money on their heads.

"No righteousness, you ......," the Supreme Treasure ran out and scolded.

Everyone burst into laughter again, but before they could finish laughing, another hilarious episode followed.

Chun Thirty Niang came out and said, "The men have gold under their knees, since they are willing to kneel down and beg me, then spare their lives for the time being." As for you, you really have a backbone", Supreme Treasure immediately raised his hands, knelt down, and bowed to the ground! (To be continued......)