Chapter 62: The Doorman Can Abuse People Too! 【2nd Update】

Uncle Lan squinted at Xiao Yang.

There are still such pure people in these years, even if Uncle Lan's bulging belly is flattened, he won't believe it.

"Stinky boy, it seems that you have a thick skin." Uncle Lan laughed a few times, took out a bag of potato chips under the glass cabinet, tore it open, reached in, took a piece and threw it into his mouth, after biting it a few times and swallowing it, he took another piece out and raised it in front of Xiao Yang, "Do you want a piece?" No money is charged. ”

Xiao Yang's pupils couldn't help but widen a little.

Looking at Uncle Lan's fingers holding potato chips, Xiao Yang's mind came up with the picture just now: Uncle Lan sat and raised his feet, constantly rubbing his toes with his hands......

"No need!" Xiao Yang shook his head very decisively.

"Don't be better." After Uncle Lan threw the fries into his mouth, he immediately raised his eyes, "By the way, stinky boy, don't talk too far, the big sister Bai you just talked about...... Tell me, how is she? Uncle Lan was biting on the potato chips, his eyes were half-squinted and half-open, and the obscene taste was revealed.

Xiao Yang nodded, "It's the eldest sister of Bai Chengcheng." ”

"Amazing ......"

Uncle Lan suddenly let out a strange scream in his mouth, and at the same time, the hand holding the potato chips shook and fell down.

"Who are you talking about?" Uncle Lan's eyes widened.

"It's the police ...... of the White Tilt City"

Before Xiao Yang's words fell, Uncle Lan had immediately stretched out a finger and put it on Xiao Yang's body, giving a silent action.

"Is that you?"

"It's me."

Simple answer.

"Wow! It's really you kid, it's good, it's great......" Uncle Lan seemed to be very happy, and immediately invited Xiao Yang in, and asked him to sit on a chair, poured a cup of tea and held it in his hand.

"Your name is Xiao Yang, and you are the doorman of Building A of the girls' dormitory?"

"Yes." Xiao Yang nodded.

"Good boy, much better than Uncle." Uncle Lan smiled, stretched out his hand and handed the tea over, Xiao Yang was about to reach out to take it, but the teacup in Uncle Lan's hand just passed in front of him, and it was directly handed to his mouth, tasted it, looked at Xiao Yang, and asked, "You want to drink?" Uncle Lan handed over the teacup very generously.

Xiao Yang hurriedly waved his hand, "I don't drink tea, I don't drink tea." ”

"Young people nowadays don't like to drink tea." Uncle Lan sighed, "It's good to drink tea, drinking tea can clear the stomach, drinking tea can prevent the body from getting fat, drinking tea can make people more energetic, drinking tea ......" Uncle Lan listed a lot of benefits of drinking tea in one go.

Xiao Yang glanced at Uncle Lan faintly, he wanted to say that it seemed that these problems that Uncle Lan said were all his own.

"Ahem, Uncle Lan, let's get down to business." Xiao Yang spoke, "This case ......"

"Hey, yes, let's get down to business." After Uncle Lan put down the teacup, his hands shrank in front of his chest and kept poking, his eyes looked at Xiao Yang with a smile, and he almost didn't drool, "Xiaoyang Xiaoyang, you envy the dead for this errand, tell me, there are so many beautiful girls who enter and leave the dormitory every day, have you taken a few pictures?" Na Na ...... Be honest, don't tell lies. ”

Xiao Yang waved his hand and shook his head suspiciously, "No." ”

"Stinky boy!" Uncle Lan immediately slapped his thigh and glared at Xiao Yang, "Uncle is so old, you still want to lie to Uncle?" Aren't you like someone else who has a beautiful girl? ”

"Who is who?" Xiao Yang humbly asked.

"............" Uncle Lan glanced at Xiao Yang, and almost forgot that this kid claimed to be the first pure in Fuda. stared at Xiao Yang for a while, then pouted, "There is another one who will shoot." ”

"Who's the other one, who's who, who's who?" Xiao Yang was even more puzzled.

At the same time, he sighed in his heart, no wonder Brother Lin said that many people came to 'learn from this strange person in the commissary of Fuda', and what he said was really a little difficult to understand.

Uncle Lan ignored Xiao Yang's answer.

Stinky boy, pretend to be pure in front of Uncle!

Uncle Lan tried a few more simple questions about Xiao Yang one after another. For example, 'I don't know Muto Lan in my life, and it's in vain to read all A.V', but Xiao Yang really couldn't answer half a sentence.

Fuda is the first pure, but it is not in vain, at least Xiao Da Zhuangyuan thinks that he is pure and immaculate.

After Xiao Yang was confused and was circled by Uncle Lan several times, he finally found the opportunity and said urgently, "Uncle Lan, about this case......"

"The case, the case......" Uncle Lan waved his hand, "This is not something that Uncle can come, Uncle is just a mess, and the elite of the police department will naturally handle the case, so we don't need to worry about it." ”

Hearing this, Xiao Yang was dumbfounded.

Sister Bai actually sent this partner to herself, and said that she pinned her hopes on the two of herself.

Phew! This is the self-rectification of the heart!

"Uncle Lan, do you have any clues?" Half-loud, Xiao Yang couldn't help but ask weakly.

"Clues? Yes! ”

Uncle Lan's answer made Xiao Yang overjoyed, at this time, under Xiao Yang's expectant and blazing gaze, Uncle Lan bent down to pick up a bundle of ropes, and raised it in Xiao Yang's eyes, "I'll have a lot of clues, which one do you want?" ”

“…………”

Xiao Yang had the urge to hit his head to death.

"Uncle Lan, this is a case of murder of three corpses in five days......"

"Hey, boy, Uncle was as energetic as you back then, what was the result? Uncle hasn't been in this commissary for more than ten years. Uncle Lan sat down on the small chair again, took out the beauty magazine from the crack again, and read it with relish, "Uncle is dozens of years old, it's better to enjoy his old age well, solve the case or something, it's ...... casual."

Xiao Yang had nothing to say this time, he pondered for a while, glanced at Uncle Lan, and couldn't help but pause in his magazine for a while, half loud, "In that case, Uncle Lan, I'll go back first, and we'll contact you if there's any process." ”

Uncle Lan snorted, and had already picked up a magnifying glass in his hand.

"By the way," Xiao Yang couldn't help but point to the girls' underwear on the wall before walking out of the small bungalow, "Uncle Lan, you still sell these clothes?" ”

Uncle Lan raised his eyes and glanced at it, and laughed, "I'll tell you the truth, this is Uncle A's best-selling product here." ”

The obscene look on his face suddenly spread, and his eyes squinted to the side with a little special taste, this look suddenly frightened Xiao Yang and fled.

I didn't even ask why.

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

The sound of a basketball hitting the ground resounded.

Xiao Yang raised his eyes and glanced at the basketball court, at this time, two of Lin Xiaocao's five people were resting next to him, and the three people, including Lin Xiaocao, were playing a half-court confrontation with three students wearing red uniforms on the court.

A student with flowing hair dribbled the ball in his hand, dribbled under his crotch, swayed from side to side, and easily shook off the doorman who was defending him.

A contemptuous smile appeared on the student's lips, and his face showed a strong sense of confidence, and he continued to step forward without fear, jumping high in the air......

Almost at the same time, Lin Xiaocao also jumped up!

Aoi's fan-like palm slammed down on the student's raised hand.

At the last moment.

The student's right hand was the center of gravity of the basketball in an instant turned to the left hand, and the body was also forcibly pulled, and the left hand was picked to the left.

Syllable!

The basketball is played on the other side.

“10:0。” The moment the student's footsteps fell, he also chuckled indifferently at Lin Xiaocao, "You lost another game." ”

At this time, Lin Xiaocao's eyes were full of unwillingness, gritted his teeth violently, and picked up the basketball, "Come again!" ”

"Ha Lu Ha!" Immediately, a student who was also wearing a red jersey laughed and glanced at Lin Xiaocao and the others, "You have lost three games in a row 10:0, haven't you come to your senses?" ”

"With your rough skills, you won't be embarrassed on the basketball court. Others don't know how to think that our basketball level is so low. ”

Lin Xiaocao and the others' faces were blue for a while and white for a while.

"Brother Hao, what are you rubbing with them, let's get ready to start." At another venue, a group of students in jerseys shouted loudly.

"Doorman, it's better to do your job as a doorman." The student who was called Brother Hao shook his hair in a chic manner, and then strode towards another venue.

"Brother Lin, what's wrong?" At this time, Xiao Yang had already walked over and patted Lin Xiaocao's shoulder.

"This group of dogs. Mother's Raised Stuff! Lin Xiaocao finally couldn't help but burst out of his anger, kicked the back of several people leaving, and snorted coldly, "We were originally here to beat us, but they came to provoke, saying that our guards are not worthy of playing on such a court, I can't swallow this breath for a while, so I will fight against them......"

"Defeated?" Xiao Yang understood.

Lin Xiaocao glanced over there, "Among these people, several of them are members of the Fudan University basketball team, and of course we can't compare with those who are not as good as our amateurs." But I can't swallow it! Why are they superior? Phew!! ”

Lin Xiaocao's last few words were very loud, and they directly reached the ears of several people in the next venue, and suddenly they glanced at them one after another.

"Brother Lin, if you continue to talk about it, it will breed right and wrong." Xiao Yang didn't care, and spoke softly.

Lin Xiaocao was not afraid, glanced over there, and pouted disdainfully, "You can't beat them in basketball, are you still afraid of them in a fight?" ”

At this time, led by the previous Brother Hao, nearly ten people walked towards this side.

"What? Are you not convinced? A sneering and playful voice rang out.

Lin Xiaocao's tone was suddenly suffocated, and he was about to speak, but was stopped by Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang raised his eyes to look at this person, "What do you call Brother Tai?" ”

"Luo Hao!" There was pride in his voice.

"I heard you're very good at playing?"

Luo Hao squinted at a few people, and said coldly, "It's easy to deal with your level." ”

"You ......" Lin Xiaocao was angry again.

Xiao Yang put one hand on Lin Xiaocao's shoulder, looked at Luo Hao, and a smile appeared on his face, "Admire!" ”

Luo Hao looked like he knew you, squinted at Lin Xiaocao, and sneered, "Gatekeeper, I wrote down what you said today, and if you appear on the basketball court once in the future, I will abuse you once!" All the way up to ...... You don't dare to come! ”

Lin Xiaocao's expression instantly became low, his hands clenched into fists tightly, if it weren't for Xiao Yang's hand on his shoulder, Lin Xiaocao probably couldn't help but use his fists to speak.

Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!

Xiao Yang's eyes were level at Luo Hao, and seeing that Luo Hao was aggressively stimulating Lin Xiaocao with a sharp tone at the moment, he couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth lightly, and spoke lightly.

"Brother Tai, you have to be forgiving and forgiving."

"What are you?" Someone on the side immediately sneered, "In this stadium, whoever Brother Hao wants to block, no one will dare to set foot in half a step!" ”

"A little doorman, don't be embarrassed here."

"I'm a janitor, too." Xiao Yang opened his mouth.

"Then fuck off! Otherwise, Brother Hao said, see you once, abuse you once! Hahaha!! ”

Xiao Yang laughed suddenly, with a little coldness in his eyes, he took the basketball in Lin Xiaocao's hand, and said lightly, "Look down on the doorman? ”

"Do you have what it takes for us to look down on here?"

Syllable!

The basketball is slammed on the ground.

Xiao Yang raised his eyes and glanced at Luo Hao and the others, opened his mouth word by word, and said seriously, "Don't look down on the doorman, the doorman will also abuse people!" ”

(PS: There's something going on at night.,Can't code the third chapter.,I'm going to save the earth.,If everyone has nothing to do tomorrow.,Prove that I've succeeded.") The day after tomorrow Saturday to make up this chapter back, that is, the day after tomorrow four more! Another very important thing, after reading the comments of your book review, I have something I want to say to you...... You are so undisciplined, you should be on par with a pure man like me. )