"James Bang, Lan Rulan?" Xiao Yang was stunned for a moment, "What does this mean?" ”

Lin Xiaocao glanced at Xiao Yang, with a look of 'you are still pretending to be stupid', and smiled hesitantly, "Brother Xiao, how could you think of going to Uncle Lan if you haven't heard of this name?" ”

Lin Xiaocao was very obscene at this time. The swinging eyes made Xiao Yang feel creepy.

couldn't help but subconsciously take a step back, slightly avoiding Lin Xiaocao, and the same question was thrown again.

Lin Xiaocao was puzzled, and looked Xiao Yang up and down a few times, "Brother Xiao, you really don't know Uncle Daolan?" ”

Xiao Yang shook his head.

"Fu Da doesn't know Uncle Lan, even if it's obscene, it's in vain!" Lin Xiaocao sighed, "Although I haven't been here for a long time, I have a thunderous ear for Uncle Lan's name!" ”

"Tell me about it?" Xiao Yang immediately became interested, and at the same time, he was puzzled for a while, according to Sister Bai's meaning, his partner should be a policeman, if it is not appropriate to reveal his identity, he should be very low-key, how can he be famous, everyone knows.

Lin Xiaocao glanced at Xiao Yang again, handed the basketball to the doorman next to him, and the four doormen took the lead in holding the ball and rushed in the direction where the basketball went.

"Brother Xiao, let's talk while walking, Uncle Lan is on the basketball court."

The two walked out side by side, and Lin Xiaocao's voice slowly fell.

"Uncle Lan, whose real name is Lan Rulan, uh...... Brother Xiao, if you want to learn from Uncle Lan, don't mention this name in front of him, he likes others to call him Uncle Lan, or call him by his English name, Zhan Shibang! ”

"This is what James Bang, Lan Rulan means?" Xiao Yang thought it was two people at first.

"That's something to remember." Lin Xiaocao's eyes were full of reverence and said, "Uncle Lan, the legend of the commissary!" The commissary he runs breaks the iron rule that girls buy more snacks than boys, it can be said that the people who go to Uncle Lan's commissary are all big boys, at least, I have never seen a girl dare to go to Uncle Lan's commissary. This is already an immortal legend. ”

"For what?" Xiao Yang couldn't help but ask.

Lin Xiaocao didn't even think about it, "Because of Uncle Lan's obscenity!" Very obscene!! ”

Same description.

Xiao Yang finally understood that Eldest Sister Bai didn't use other words when describing Uncle Lan's characteristics, and it seemed that 'obscene' had run through his entire characteristic.

What a challenge for someone as pure as me to partner with such a lewd uncle!

Xiao Yang couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and the pressure increased greatly.

"His obscenity has reached a realm that ordinary people can't reach, how can ordinary people make a girl run wildly for hundreds of meters with one look." Lin Xiaocao sighed infinitely.

"It's here...... I saw the kiosk over there. The two had already walked to the side of a basketball court, and at this time, more than a dozen people were scattered on the basketball court, and the sound of basketball slapping sounded rhythmically in their ears.

Xiao Yang looked in the direction Lin Xiaocao pointed, on the side of the basketball court, there was a small bungalow, and the upper room of the bungalow was covered with three big golden characters...... Canteen!

Magnificent!

A sense of righteousness and awe-inspiring came out, and in an instant, people felt a burst of blood boiling!

The Land of the Hidden Dragon and the Crouching Tiger!

This may be the first impression to people.

"Brother Xiao, I won't accompany you over, I just had a closed......-door conversation with Uncle Lan a few days ago," Lin Xiaocao smiled awkwardly, and looked at Xiao Yang with encouragement, "Brother Xiao, come on!" ”

The corners of Xiao Yang's mouth twitched slightly.

Compound commissary, the legend of Uncle Lan!

I really want to see and see.

Lin Xiaocao ran directly to the basketball court, shouted for a ball, jumped high outside the three-point line, and had an extremely standard shooting posture, with a slight flick of his wrist, the basketball crossed a graceful arc in the air......

"Whew!!"

With Lin Xiaocao's soft drink, the basketball landed very crisply.

Bang!

Three do not stick!

Ha Lu, Ha Da Lang's laughter immediately resounded.

Lin Xiaocao frowned and shook her head unwillingly, "This is not scientific!" ”

At this time, Xiao Yang had already walked to the front of the commissary, and in front of him was a row of glass cabinets, in which various snacks were scattered and marked with prices. Xiao Yang raised his eyes and glanced at the overall layout of the commissary, which did not give people the slightest sense of alternativeness, except for one place, of course.

Xiao Yang's gaze fell on the wall on the left......

"Girls' underwear counter?" Xiao Yang couldn't help but widen his eyes, "Didn't you say that no girls came to this commissary to shop?" ”

Looking at the various underwear distributed on the left wall, his eyes reluctantly left, and he glanced at it again, "Where is Uncle Lan?" ”

The light inside the commissary was slightly dark, and after Xiao Yang glanced at it a few times, his gaze fell directly on the back of a glass cabinet not far from his side.

Short, unkempt hair, pale gray clothes, and a slightly fat body.

The figure was sitting on a small chair about ten centimeters high, one foot was raised barefoot, the trouser leg was rolled up, revealing a thick black foot hair, and one hand was constantly rubbing the gap between his toes, and a faint smell permeated......

"Uncle Lan?" Xiao Yang spoke softly.

The figure did not react at all, he lowered his head, rubbed his toes in his left hand, and held a magazine in his right hand, very engrossed in his study......

"Although the behavior is a little obscene, but it is also a person who reads poetry and books." Xiao Yang secretly gave a thumbs up, moved a few steps in his footsteps, approached the direction of this figure, and looked down again.

At this moment, Xiao Xiao's little virgin suddenly turned red.

In this magazine, there are women with hot bodies and only wearing underwear, with endless charm in their eyes, as if they are looking at the people who read the magazine, and the seductive gesture of seduction suddenly made Xiao Yang subconsciously look away, half loud, I really couldn't help the curiosity in my heart, slowly turned back, and looked over again......

"Tsk, this is okay, no, the waist is too thick." A rough and obscene voice sounded in Xiao Yang's ears.

"Uncle Lan......" Xiao Yang couldn't help but speak again.

The spirit of the figure sitting on the small chair has been completely immersed in the world of the magazine, staring intently at the magazine, the left hand reached back, and very skillfully moved to the other side, casually picked up a magnifying glass, through the magnifying glass to observe more attentively, the breasts of a Western beauty were magnified several times to appear.

"Hey, why don't you go low...... Low point ......" While holding a magnifying glass in his left hand, the figure tilted the magazine in his right hand, as if trying to change the angle and look through the gap......

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Xiao Yang couldn't help but knock on the glass a few times, and at the same time, his voice expanded a little, "Uncle Lan!" ”

Didn't bother in the slightest.

To be able to concentrate to such a point, no matter what he is doing, is admirable.

Although Xiao Yang admired, he had to find a way to interrupt Uncle Lan's research, exhaled deeply, and suddenly increased the decibel of his voice, "Uncle Lan!" There's a beautiful woman coming! ”

"Beauty?"

The figure reflexively stuffed the magazine in his hand into the gap between the glass cabinet and the floor below, and at the same time put down the magnifying glass with the other hand, picked up a heavy book from the side, and put it on the glass case, and turned around instantly, and recited the words seriously, "At the beginning of people, nature is good, sex is similar, and Xi is far away......

The whole set of actions is done in one go.

Xiao Yang couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

At this time, I finally saw Uncle Lan's true face.

Wretched!

Very obscene!

Xiao Yang involuntarily came up with these two modifiers in his mind.

At the same time, he sighed that the previous descriptions of Bai Chengcheng and Lin Xiaocao were too accurate.

The lewd face, the lewd eyes, the lewd lips......

The mustache on his lips almost didn't engrave the word obscenity on it.

The first obscenity of Fuda!

Deserved!

Xiao Yang even felt that looking at the world world, there were few people who could make people spontaneously give birth to the word 'obscene' with just one look, and there were few people who could compare with Uncle Lan in front of him.

At this time, Uncle Lan seemed to have noticed something wrong, raised his eyes and looked at Xiao Yang, suddenly snorted, stood up, his abdomen was fat, and his body was three points tall, glancing at Xiao Yang, his eyes were murderous, "Stinky boy, you dare to play Uncle?" ”

Xiao Yang hurriedly smiled and waved his hand, "Uncle Lan, Uncle Lan, don't get me wrong, boy, I'm watching you study...... I studied life and was too concentrated, and I happened to have something to find you, so I had to make this decision, and I ask Uncle Lan for forgiveness. ”

"Humph!" Uncle Lan snorted again, took a few steps back, sat on a slightly higher chair, raised his legs, and naturally put one hand between the intertwined gaps......

"If you come to help Uncle, you can buy more delicious food, and Uncle will give you a nine-point and nine-percent discount, at most the fraction will not be counted for you." Uncle Lan spoke.

Xiao Yang glanced left and right a few times, and said cautiously, "Uncle Lan...... It was Sister Bai who asked me to come. ”

"What Sister Bai?" Uncle Lan hurriedly stood up and leaned towards Xiao Yang, "Is it a beautiful girl?" ”

Xiao Yang understood that Uncle Lan would always be interested in only women.

If it weren't for Bai Qingcheng's description so appropriately, Xiao Yang would really think that he had made a mistake, which ...... Who would have thought this was a policeman?

"It's a pretty girl." Xiao Yang thought about it and gave a very positive answer.

"Where is she? What exactly is the name? Age? Height? Measurements? Hobby? Uncle Lan threw down a series of questions in one go.

“…………”

Xiao Yang felt a little uncontrollable, he was silent for a while, and couldn't help but speak very curiously, "Uncle Lan, I heard that you have a lot of research on women?" And, it's still ...... Very ......"

"It's obscene, isn't it?" Uncle Lan was very calm.

Xiao Yang nodded.

"Cut, it's because they don't understand the innocence of Uncle A's heart." Uncle Lan's eyes showed a somewhat quiet look, leaning over the glass cabinet, holding his chin in his hand, and looking at the sky with deep eyes, like a mature old man who was thinking about life in silence, half loud, and his voice sounded slowly, "I don't really understand women at all, and I've watched fewer movies about women, basically, I've only watched Okuyamaka, Yagisawa , Minami Shirakawa, Tomoko Shiratori, Shiraya Juri, Kitayama Shizuna. Ka, Ayumi Kitahara, Mahiro Kitahara, Ana Kuramoto, Anri Kurata, Mari Asahina, Kahori Asakura, Maria Asakura, Akane Mochida, Yukari Okita, Yui Kawana, Ria Otomo, Kana Shimada, Tsusayaga, Katanabe, Mai Kazama, Kyoko Kazami, Yoko Fukuyama, Natsuo Okamoto, Rina Takakura, Hitomi Takano, Hitomi Miyamoto, Yoko Miyamoto, Na Miyaji, Sabuko Miyama, Hitomi Kudo, Ana Miyashita, Junko Kawada, Yui Kazumi, ......

The names in Uncle Lan's mouth seemed to be able to be said without thinking, and he also said in one breath for ten minutes without stopping.

Xiao Yang's eyes widened and widened.

"Kyoko Yanghara, Rina Hayakawa, Asako Saito...... These people's movies, and the others, I really don't watch much. ”

Uncle Lan sighed, "It's a shame that Uncle is so old and his knowledge is still so shallow!" Shame on you! ”

Looking at Uncle Lan's self-blaming look, Xiao Yang couldn't help but sigh, gently patted Uncle Lan's shoulder, and comforted, "Uncle Lan, you are already very good, I haven't heard any of these names you said." ”

Uncle Lan immediately raised his eyes and looked at Xiao Yang with an incredulous expression, seeing Xiao Yang's positive face at the moment, his eyes were clear, and he couldn't help but smile with a strong taste in his eyes, "Stinky boy, you can pretend better than Uncle!" ”

"Outfit?"

Xiao Yang was puzzled, frowning, haven't you heard of it strange?

"I really haven't heard of it." Xiao Yang replied seriously.

At the same time, he secretly sighed in his heart that Uncle Lan was the first obscene person in Fuda, and he could be regarded as the first pure in Fuda!

(PS: To be clear, I haven't heard the name on it either.) ）