"One, it must be that I opened it in the wrong way......" Gu Tingting's right hand stretched out into the opening of the package retracted in an instant like an electric shock.

"Then you'd open it in a different way?"

Zhou Yang was also anxious when he watched from the side, thinking to himself Anyway, aren't you a dignified female store manager just trying to fix me as a little courier? Okay, buddy, how comfortable do you think?

But can Byrt hold on tightly?

Now Zhou Yang just wants Gu Tingting to have a showdown as soon as possible, and it is best to lose a little money to let him flash. You must know that there are still more than 20 items to be delivered on the motorcycle outside the road, and the time can't be delayed here.

"Yes, yes, that time doesn't count just now, I should open it in another way." As the saying goes, a blind man touches an elephant, and Gu Tingting feels that her hand must be hallucinating. At this time, after Zhou Yangyi's reminder, she buried her head sideways and glanced solemnly at the opening of the package.

I don't know what to do, and I'm startled when I look at it.

"Ah, ah, ah......" Gu Tingting's face turned red to the base of her neck all of a sudden, and she reflexively threw the package in her hand at Zhou Yang: "Take it, take it away, you stinky rascal!" ”

"Huh?" Zhou Yang thought to himself, beauty, what kind of play are you going to play, what kind of trouble? At the moment, I was puzzled and took the package, ready to open it to see what the 'office supplies' inside were.

"Don't open it!" Gu Tingting pounced on her with a 'whoop', and even the person with the package was about to shove Zhou Yang out of the office. But halfway through, she suddenly thought of something and snatched back the package in Zhou Yang's arms. This is not over - when Gu Tingting caught a glimpse of the things in the gap out of the corner of her eye, the whole person couldn't help but smash the package back to Zhou Yang again......

Grandma, you're sick, aren't you?

After being pushed around for three or four times, Zhou Yang finally became a little impatient: "Miss Gu, what do you want, can't you just order directly?" ”

"I, I, you, you...... What are you murderous? Gu Tingting was also aggrieved, so she simply said honestly: "The contents of this package are not mine, you take it quickly, it is best to disappear from my eyes forever!" ”

"Not yours?" Zhou Yang was suddenly angry: "It's not yours, what package did you unpack, and after opening it, you still grabbed it with me, ah, did you like the things inside?" ”

"How can I!" Gu Tingting was like a cat that had been stepped on by its tail, screaming at a high decibel level. And this scream completely attracted the curious eyes of the girls outside.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Yang was still there at this time to vigorously unpack the package!

"Don't dismantle, don't dismantle...... Even if this thing is mine, I sign it, can't I sign it? Gu Tingting was so anxious that she stomped her feet, and while she stopped it, she shot again to grab it.

But this time, Zhou Yang was also stunned because he had already taken the first step to see what was inside. Gu Tingting is grabbing it now, Zhou Yang is not paying attention, the package is out of his hand, and the things inside are scattered all over the ground in an instant!

Vibrators, massage oils, erotic underwear......

Gu Tingting was stupid.

Zhou Yang was also stupid.

The group of strong onlookers outside also turned their heads in Gu Tingting's murderous face, facing the computer screen meaningfully, pretending not to see anything.

If resentment can kill, Zhou Yang has been cut by Gu Tingting with a thousand knives!

"I still have something to do, I'll go first......" Zhou Yang didn't care about signing or not signing the order at this time, smeared oil on his feet, and hurried away.

Thanks to his quick reaction, as soon as he ran out of the door of room 523, Gu Tingting's hysterical roar came from behind him: "You stand for me!" If I don't pick your skin and pump your tendons today, my mother won't be surnamed Gu ......"

Isn't that enough?

Zhou Yang thought to himself that since he had escaped from their base camp in Room 523, in broad daylight and bright weather, would he still be afraid of Gu Tingting, the arrogant little female cat? Think about it, how can a little woman who blushes half in the face of sex toys pull and pull with him in public?

But women's thinking is really different from men's.

Zhou Yang was waiting for the elevator in the middle of the corridor, I don't know what Gu Tingting and her female subordinates said, and then listened to the slogan of "catch hooligans, fight wolves", Gu Tingting led five or six girls to rush out of room 523. Under such a big battle, the people of 521, 525, and 527 next door also poked their heads out one after another, and asked with a righteous face: "Where is the pervert?" ”

"It's him, the courier of Pengcheng Express!" A chubby girl stood up under Gu Tingting's instructions, pointed in the direction of Zhou Yang and told everyone: "He just rubbed me hard in the back, and he wanted to do something to others from the front......"

I'll this!

Zhou Yang had just gone out from entering the door to going out, and she hadn't looked at this little fat girl at all, didn't she talk nonsense with her eyes open?

"I said girl, can you not slander me like this......" Zhou Yang retorted bitterly, thinking to himself, sister, your chastity is not valuable, brother is still a virgin.

"You see he doesn't admit it yet!" The little fat girl's mouth flattened, and she actually cried out loud: "I want to call the police, sue, sue him for attempted rape!" ”

It's really a full set of acting, stepping on people to the end.

A girl next to her immediately said, "Don't rush to call the police, I'll see that I will be arrested and beaten first." ”

Another girl chimed in: "Yes, yes, you can't be soft on this kind of pervert, with this time, maybe there will be a next time." ”

Another girl said: "Well, let's all go together to purify the community environment and avenge those sisters who have been poisoned!" ”

……

It is said that three women in one play, so many twittering women together, instantly confirmed Zhou Yang's 'crime'. It's just that before Zhou Yang could explain, the girls in Gu Tingting's shop, along with more than a dozen other men and women in the corridor, besieged him with righteous indignation.

Dumb people eat coptis, and they can't tell the bitterness.

Zhou Yangxin said that it was useless to defend himself in Gu Tingting's territory today, and it was important to escape first now. But why hasn't the damn elevator come yet?

Well, take the stairs.

But when he rushed in, he found that the voice-activated lights in it were all broken......

What a bad luck to get home!

With the faint light of the mobile phone screen, Zhou Yang ran downstairs with one foot deep and one foot shallow. In my heart, I have experienced bitterness and abnormality for these years of hard work, and I am extremely aggrieved-

As an aspiring young man who was born in a rural area, graduated from a key university in China, is low-key, pragmatic, and hardworking, Zhou Yang should have a good future. But in the two years since graduating from college, he has changed jobs a total of eight times. And every job is conscientious and diligent, and the result is either a natural disaster or a man-made disaster, and the time of each job does not exceed three months.

Courier is Zhou Yang's ninth job after graduation, and he is about to complete his three-month internship period. But according to today's trend, even if he endures the humiliation and does not take the initiative to resign, it is estimated that he will have to be complained by Gu Tingting and them to the end until he is fired from the company.

As for girlfriends, not to mention.

To say that Zhou Yang has a moderate figure, a handsome appearance, a wide range of interests and hobbies, and a good cook at home, no matter how much he should not be single.

But so far, whenever Zhou Yang has a favorite girl and is just ready to muster up the courage to confess, he can be alienated and scattered because of all kinds of strange misunderstandings. The only 'girlfriend' he has ever had since he was a child was a netizen in the Northeast Ice City. At that time, the two of them had all kinds of romance and sympathy on the Internet, and all kinds of vows and alliances, and the girl even said that as long as Zhou Yang went to Bingcheng, she would wait for him on the pit in vain.

As a result, the first time Zhou Yang went, he met her legendary aunt.

The second time I went, the train was 12 hours late, and I happened to meet her aunt unexpectedly.

By the third time, Zhou Yang was frugal, and finally scraped together money to buy a discounted air ticket. This time the plane was not delayed, and the girl happened to be in the safe period. But Zhou Yang didn't know what he had eaten, and when he arrived at the hotel, he vomited and vented all kinds of things, and he didn't have any strength to mix up. After two days of recuperation, when he finally had the spirit to show his strength, well, the girl's aunt came again without accident......

Then the girl proposed to break up, and the reason for the breakup was "my aunt doesn't like you".

It's really sad.

To paraphrase a good buddy Wu Fatzi's favorite sentence to ridicule him: "Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, everything in the five elements can be missing, but you must not lack gold." Men who lack gold lack women, Zhou Yang, you are short of both in your life, I think it's better to accept your fate as soon as possible......"

Accept fate, do you really want to accept fate?

Zhou Yang was thinking about these pasts in a mess, and his feet had already passed the corner of the platform on the 3rd floor, and ran down the stairs to the 2nd floor. Two ladders, three ladders, three ladders, two ladders...... Although I don't know why it's so dark here, and the faint light that is so black that the mobile phone screen can't play a role, Zhou Yang still trotted downstairs quickly with his previous foot experience.

Three ladders, two ladders, two ladders, three ladders......

Huh, isn't that right?

5 floors in front of the 4th floor, 4 floors down the 3rd floor, Zhou Yang only took seven or eight steps, which is one floor down. Why is it that from the 3rd floor now, Zhou Yang has taken more than ten steps, but he has not yet reached the corner platform on the 2nd floor? And the further down he goes, the more confused his vision becomes, and now he can't even see the entire phone!

It's like going into a bottomless pit.

Zhou Yang was a little suspicious at first, but his right foot still stepped forward by inertia. And this step is like stepping into the boundless void, which people can never step on to the end.

What's going on?

Zhou Yang was horrified, but his left foot actually stepped out with him. In an instant, he could only hear the sound of electricity, and countless blue arcs suddenly gushed out of the darkness, gathering towards his chest from all directions! Where has Zhou Yang seen this formation, when the first arc entered the body, his whole body fell backwards, and he fell unconscious......

At the same time, there are more and more arcs in the darkness, they attract each other, call each other, and enjoy themselves in the vast space. And Zhou Yang's chest is like a giant magnet, absorbing these naughty and playing arcs into the ...... It seemed that a long, long time had passed, when all the thousands of arcs had been absorbed, but a crystal clear jade pendant had risen in the air on Zhou Yang's chest lying on his back.

The jade pendant was suspended in mid-air, emitting wisps of soft and clear light. This light seemed to shine for a long, long time, and only to hear the crisp sound of 'poof', the jade pendant split into two and began to rotate around Zhou Yang's body.

Twist and turn, turn and turn.

The faster you spin, the faster you spin. In the back, the two pieces of broken jade, which were originally amber, began to radiate golden yellow and pink rays of light as they swirled. The two rays of light became more and more vigorous, and in the high-speed rotation at the end, the golden light shot into Zhou Yang's eyebrows like a substance. The pink one, after sweeping through Zhou Yang's whole body, disappeared between his waist and kidneys......

The light is extinguished, and the jade is broken.

The surroundings were again hidden in pitch black.

Zhou Yang woke up after a sudden dream.

But as soon as he woke up, he felt his body fall towards the staircase behind him. In the next second, only two muffled sounds of 'click' and 'click' were heard, Zhou Yang reached out and touched the bloody head and waist, and exclaimed:

"My head!"

"My waist!"

Then he passed out again.