When I was a child, the family was very poor, and popsicles were good things at that time, but the brothers didn't have the money to buy them? I can only look at the popsicle box from afar and swallow my saliva. After the last, the brothers were really hungry and couldn't stand it, so they went home and stole eggs for popsicles to eat.

However, at that time, the chickens couldn't eat enough, and it was hard to save some oil and water in their stomachs, and it would take three or two days to squeeze out an egg. So adults definitely remember the number of eggs, so they haven't been caught? So the brothers were not less cleaned up because they were greedy for stealing eggs for popsicles.

The two brothers were really cleaned up by adults, so they had to think of another idea, so they set their sights on the vegetables in the yard. Anyway, this thing grows in pieces, and few adults can't see it, so the brothers secretly picked some vegetables at home and planned to go to the town to exchange some money to buy popsicles to eat.

But after arriving in the town, the brothers found that the vegetable seller was not so easy to do, especially since the two of them were still young and couldn't sell them at all. So Zhou Yu came up with a bad idea to let Zhou Hu pretend to be a fool and pretend to be demented.

In order to eat popsicles, Zhou Hu gave in and pretended to be Zhou Yu's stupid younger brother, while Zhou Yu was next to him snot and tears about the misery of the family, but the vegetables sold well that day, and he also paid a few more dollars of money given by well-wishers.

After the brothers returned to the village, they showed off and invited a group of little brothers and sisters to eat popsicles, but as a result, there were many people and things were exposed.

This memory has been deeply engraved in Zhou Hu's heart, and he will think of it inadvertently. Now listening to the meaning of the second dog brother, it seems that he wants to repeat yesterday's story, this little heart is so frightened that he is fluttering, and he is strong enough if he doesn't sit on the ground.

"Brother Ergou. My own brother, you're not going to let me play dumb, are you? I think you'll spare your little brother! Besides, you see that I look like a dragon now. It's not like a dignified person, even if you are a fool? Why don't you try it? Shall I cooperate with you? ”

Look at the bear-like appearance of the three donkeys who are not beaten. Zhou Yu also remembered the matter of selling vegetables when he was a child, and couldn't help laughing, tears came out of his eyes, but what did this kid say in the last sentence? Let yourself be a fool?

"Okay three donkeys, don't pretend to me, I said let you play a fool? Besides, do you think my brother and I look like a fool? When we were children, we could pretend to be fools to make a little money, and it has been more than ten years, and we should keep pace with the times. This time, you can rest assured. Even if the old people in the family know what to say, not only will they not blame us, but they will also praise us. After all, our dishes are so good, and I'm really sorry for myself if we don't sell them at a high price. You drive well, let's arrive early, and strive to sell the vegetables as soon as possible and rush back to the village. ”

Zhou Hu looked at Zhou Yu with a suspicious expression, and said firmly: "Brother Ergou, why do I feel that you are a little unsafe to speak?" I decided that this time it was death, and I wouldn't go crazy with you again, you said that if you really make such a show again, let acquaintances see it, can we still live? So if you say the flowers today, I won't go. ”

"Really?"

"If you don't go, you won't go, what a man says counts."

"If you come with me today, I'll pay you five hundred dollars."

"Damn, Brother Ergou. I'm so sad, brother for so many years, what kind of person am I I don't know what kind of person I am? ”

"One thousand, that's the highest price. If I don't go down, I asked Zhang Qiang to come over and cooperate with me, and his acting skills are not bad. ”

"Brother Ergou. I'm so sad that I want to jump into the river now, but we're our own brothers. If you have something to put your brother along, how can you trouble outsiders? Isn't it just to cooperate with you at most to pretend to be stupid? We are familiar with this routine, and besides, are there anything we are afraid of in Zhoujia Village? ”

Zhou Yu was full of emotion in his heart: "Society is really a fucking big dye vat." Anyway, the three donkeys were so pure and immaculate before! Let you play a fool and play a fool, let you play dementia and play dementia, how can you be dyed like this after a few years in society? ”

Of course, these are just words in his heart, Zhou Yu didn't dare to say it, otherwise let the three donkeys hear it, it is estimated that this kid will immediately be able to knock himself down and bite himself to death.

Seeing Zhou Hu's fighting spirit with his arms and sleeves rolled up and showing determination, Zhou Yu couldn't help laughing.

Although this cart full of vegetables is of good quality, it really can't be sold at a high price without some strange tricks, and it is no longer the era of "the aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys". If you want to make a strange move, you have to cooperate with three donkeys, and this kid is simply a genius in this regard.

"Okay, since you want to go, put on this dress first, and when you get out of the car, if you can bear it, it's best to put on the torn cotton jacket too, and remember to cooperate with me when the time comes."

"Okay, you can just look at it, but the second dog brother can't forget the thousand yuan."

"Don't worry, you dead money fan, when the time comes, I'll replace all the 1,000 yuan with a steel hammer to crush you."

"Hehe, as long as you are willing to do it."

To say that Zhou Hu used to be a solicitor, it was inevitable that he would often come to the county seat, so he drove to the vegetable market in the north of the county seat.

It's already past ten o'clock, which is the peak of the day to buy groceries. The vicinity of the farmers' market is crowded with people carrying pockets and pushing carts to buy vegetables.

The brothers unloaded all the vegetables, and because they were afraid that they would be driven away halfway, Zhou Yu ran to the market management office to find the person in charge, explaining that he had just come to the mountains and planted some vegetables at home and wanted to get a place outside the market to sell some pocket money.

When the person in charge saw that the silly boy from the mountains was still wearing a big cotton jacket with exposed cotton and a strong smell of sweat, he was also very sympathetic, so he symbolically accepted twenty yuan and agreed.

The two brothers spread the prepared plastic sheeting on the ground, and put some of the various vegetables on it, don't you say, these vegetables are simply too big a comparative advantage with the side side, the cucumbers are verdant, one is a foot long, and there are fresh small yellow flowers at the front end; The tomatoes are more than half a catty, pink and pink; The leeks are long and wide, with dewdrops on them, and they are crystal clear...... All the vegetables feel extraordinary when you look at them, and they make you have an appetite.

"Selling vegetables, green pollution-free vegetables produced in the mountains, with enough sunlight and rich nutrition. First come, first served, then none! ”

The two brothers shouted according to the words they had discussed in advance. Don't say it. The two brothers were dressed in an unusual way, wearing a single coat with patches, not to mention a torn cotton jacket with an open arms. When the sun shines, you can even see the oil. It's not easy to see such a dress in the city now.

And the two of them are burly, especially the one with slightly darker skin, and they also cut a pot lid, isn't it the image of a silly boy in the mountains? Therefore, these two stupid boys said that they came out of the mountains, and they were absolutely wrong. Looking at those watery vegetables, it is even more certain that there must be green pollution-free vegetables produced in the mountains, and everyone is more concerned, so there are really many people who come to watch the excitement of this shout.

Seeing that many people surrounded him, Zhou Yu knew that the opportunity had come, whether it was a mule or a horse, he looked at the following one, so he hugged everyone.

"Uncle, aunt, uncle, aunt, brother and sister, hello, we are from the old forest of Qingyun Mountain, we have a total of more than a dozen families, planted some vegetables on the sunny slope, we don't have money to buy fertilizer, the fertilizer used is all bird droppings in the forest, and the water used for irrigation is all the spring water of Qinglingling that we received from the mountain, and we usually don't feel anything when we eat these vegetables. I just think that this body is very strong and never sick. ”

Then he pointed at Zhou Hu and said, "You all saw my brother, he was malnourished when he was born and almost died." My mother couldn't help it, so she kept pouring vegetable soup for him. Only then did he slowly slow down, and then he was a little older and able to eat vegetables, and he grew more and more burly, until he grew into today's sturdy offspring.

Anyway, my brother came across a blind bear while hunting last year. He didn't run, but just pressed the blind bear to the ground and captured him alive. And yes. Our grandparents are over 100 years old, and they are not deaf or blind, and they can still hunt in the old forest......

Dick. Take off your shirt and let everyone see how well you eat vegetables. ”

Hearing that Brother Ergou was blind next to him, Zhou Hu was so angry that he gritted his teeth, he really wanted to bite Brother Ergou to death, and said angrily in his heart: "Brother Ergou, you are malnourished and almost died, you grew up drinking vegetable soup, when did Lao Tzu push the blind bear to the ground?" If I really had this ability, Lao Tzu would have joined the special forces a long time ago, how could I have the leisure to accompany you, a shameless person to sell vegetables here? ”

As soon as I thought of this, I suddenly heard Zhou Yu ask him to take off his clothes, and he was almost angry, his face was so red that he almost cried, this thousand yuan is too fucking hard to earn!

The onlookers saw Zhou Hu's appearance and discussed with each other: "Big sister, you see that the people in the mountains are honest, a big man can be shy like this when he takes off his shirt, if a big girl who is bold in the county dares to take it off." ”

Zhou Hu, who was hesitating, suddenly saw Zhou Yu's eyes about to kill, and once again gave in, so he had to take off his shirt.

Zhou Hu also broke out at this time. Anyway, it's shameless, but fortunately, it's thorough. Then the kid learned from Mr. Bodybuilder to exaggerate a few poses.

Zhou Hu is already tall and strong, plus he has been practicing in the army for three or four years, not to mention how strong his physique is, the muscle bumps on his body are like small rats, and as Zhou Hu keeps moving hard, not to mention how dynamic he is. Voices of surprise and envy immediately sounded around them. Some of the big girls and little daughters-in-law who watched were pretty and hot.

Seeing that everyone's interest was raised, Zhou Yu continued: "Originally, we have never gone down the mountain, and almost all of the food and clothing were carried back from the mountain by the elders a few years ago, so I don't know that these dishes are special?" Until last year, a Taoist came to the mountain, hey, you don't know the Dao, that Taoist looks like the iron cane plum in our fairy painting, and there is a big wine gourd behind him. ”

Speaking of this, Zhou Hu was stunned and interjected: "Brother Dog, you are not right, I see that old immortal looks like Taishang Laojun." (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )

PS: When I wrote the beginning of this chapter, my heart was a little sour. I remember when I was a child, the popsicle was five cents, and then it rose to a dime, at that time the family really had no money, fortunately at that time, you could exchange eggs for popsicles, and the light would lie down next to the chicken coop at noon every day and wait for the old hen at home to lay eggs, and when the hen finished laying, I would secretly take the eggs with the hen's body temperature to change the popsicle to eat, and I was very proud for a while. But the good times didn't last long, at that time, only the grandfather in the family could eat an egg water every morning, so the eggs were watched very closely by the mother, and the result was naturally beaten......

Nowadays, eggs have become the most basic food for every family, and chicken, duck and fish are available every week. What does this mean? Does it mean that our lives have changed for the better? So from my own experience, I think life is really good, and I believe it will get better and better!