"How can this dead three donkeys call themselves that? Shouldn't we add a 'two' in front of it? This is naked revenge! Zhou Yu thought hatefully in his heart.

But at this time, he didn't dare to be mad at Zhou Hu, so many people were watching.

So he said: "No, I look like an iron canopy." ”

As a result, the two began to spray each other in order to argue about who the Taoist chief looked like.

The people around were stunned, it's really strange that there are a lot of them every year, are these two stupid boys selling vegetables or engaging in debate? But it's not bad to watch these two fools play live treasures, how do you feel more interesting than Zhao Benshan's sketches?

Just when the two were arguing, someone around finally couldn't hold it anymore and shouted loudly in the crowd: "I said two big brothers, you guys don't fight, Taishang Laojun and Tie Guan Li are masters and apprentices, and they are almost the same, so you two brothers should hurry up and sell vegetables." ”

"Hahaha." The crowd erupted in laughter.

Zhou Yu and Zhou Hu inadvertently exchanged glances, and a smile of successful trickery appeared on their faces.

"Since the eldest brother said that Tie Guan Li and Taishang Laojun are masters and apprentices, it means that our brothers' vision is still similar. Okay, I'll move on to my dishes.

It is said that this old fairy ate a few meals with us, and then found the patriarch, saying that those vegetables on the sunny slope absorbed the essence of heaven and earth, and the effect was almost the same as that of more than ten years of wild ginseng, and said that this dish should be very valuable, so that we can go down the mountain to the county to sell a variety of points this year, and we can also let more people in the village earn more, and we can also improve our lives.

No, since last night, more than a dozen of our households did not sleep and transported the vegetables down the mountain overnight. The patriarch said that our brothers were the smartest, so he sent our brothers to sell vegetables. Before leaving, the old patriarch told us to grow our brothers. Don't be fooled by the city people. But I think we're still very smart, and addition and subtraction within a hundred can't help me. Do people say I'm stupid? ”

The people around laughed and said in unison: "Don't be stupid, don't be stupid!" ”

But he secretly said in his heart: "It's not stupid, it's just a little lacking in heart, why do you say that the adults of his family can rest assured that they will come out to sell vegetables?" It's a pity that there are two strong men! ”

But this also made everyone believe what Zhou Yu said.

It is said that there is a limit to being cheeky, and at this time, Zhou Hu, who was still naked, was so ashamed that his head was almost caught in the crotch of his pants, and he kept cursing Zhou Yu who was still firing guns in his mouth: "Brother Die Second Dog knows that he is poor and white, and he has never been so embarrassed when he grows so big!" Alas, buddy's reputation is ruined today! ”

Zhuge Xiaoxiao and Liu Qingqing, a pair of girlfriends, took advantage of today's weekend to meet and go out shopping together. Seeing that it was almost noon, Zhuge Xiaoxiao remembered that he had forgotten what his mother had told him to buy vegetables, so he came to the vegetable market with Liu Qingqing.

As soon as the sisters arrived at the gate of the vegetable market, they found that the right side of the gate was surrounded by people on three floors inside and three layers outside, and they could hear everyone's laughter from time to time.

"Qingqing, there's a lot of excitement there, let's go take a look?"

"Still don't want it, let's hurry up and buy groceries, shall we? Otherwise, Auntie will call you again later. ”

"Hee-hee, I'm not afraid of our tigress. Okay, Qingqing will accompany me to have a look. I haven't been in a good mood since I was misunderstood by those two bad guys surnamed Zhou last time. Hmph, those two guys are really hateful, especially the dead pot head, who is really lustful, and dares to insult this girl with his eyes twice. Ah. Don't talk about it, I'm going to be angry again when I say this. Let's go, let's go check it out. Maybe something interesting is going on? ”

Liu Qingqing couldn't resist Zhuge Xiaoxiao, so she could only reluctantly follow her forward.

Take advantage of the girls. The two beauties squeezed as far forward as they could. When he saw the situation in the middle, Zhuge wiped his beautiful eyes a few times, and then his willow eyebrows were upside down. Breast enlargement trembles slightly. Even Liu Qingqing, who was so pure that she didn't seem to eat the fireworks of the world, opened her mouth slightly, and her jade hand covered it lightly. The two women glanced at each other and noticed that each other's eyes were full of surprise.

At this time, it was Zhou Yu who was wearing a torn cotton jacket and was white with the powerful bodybuilding function of his own vegetables, and Zhou Hu was posing there shirtless like a bodybuilder, where had the two girls ever seen this? The face of the jade is like a pink peach blossom.

Although she was a little shy, the eyes of the second daughter were still staring at the two silly boys in front of her, and she saw Zhou Yu standing there in a torn cotton jacket with exposed cotton, spitting stars flying sideways, and Zhou Hu cooperated with Zhou Yu in a posture, when the two argued that the Taoist chief was like Tie Guan Li or like Taishang Laojun, the two beauties couldn't help it, supported each other and giggled, and even laughed out of tears.

And when Zhou Yu boasted that his vegetables could be compared with more than ten years of wild ginseng, Zhuge Xiaoxiao laughed so much that he almost fell to the ground.

"Giggles, Qingqing, no, no, no, I'm laughing to death, if I die laughing, you will go back later and tell my mother that you must find these two villains to avenge me, giggles, ......"

Liu Qingqing has a headache while laughing, this good sister with big nerves really dares to say that she has to find someone to take revenge if she dies of laughter? But that is too interesting for the Zhou brothers.

After laughing for a while, Zhuge Xiaoxiao was finally able to stand up, and said to Liu Qingqing with some smugness: "Qingqing, do you think these two villains are liars?" Or would they be everywhere? Last time, I bought fish fry, but this time I started selling vegetables again? And they are dressed so distinctively that they are here to deceive people. You say we'll go up and expose them later, okay? ”

Liu Qingqing hurriedly covered her good sister's mouth and whispered: "Xiaoxiao, you are quiet, people are just selling vegetables and not stealing vegetables, recruiting you to provoke you?" Besides, people can save us both last time, so we always know about Entu, right? It's good for you, but it's revenge, let's take a look, maybe other people's vegetables are good? ”

was educated by Liu Qingqing, Zhuge Xiaoxiao was silent, and the sisters continued to pay attention to the development of the situation.

At this time, someone in the crowd spoke: "Young man, you have praised your vegetables to the sky, and we haven't seen where your vegetables are until now, so hurry up and show us?" ”

It turned out that the vegetable stalls of the brothers were very small, and only a few people standing in the front could see the vegetables, but most of the people in the back could not see them.

There was no way, Zhou Yu had to go to the side and borrow a chair, so that Zhou Hu could stand on it, holding vegetables in his hand and showing it to everyone.

Holding a few cucumbers and a handful of leeks in his left hand, two eggplants and a few loofahs in his right hand, and a big tomato on his head, these things combined with Zhou Hu's strong body to form a magnificent scene of harmony between man and nature. Especially those kinds of vegetables that grow that water and look so big!

People were interested, and kept asking: "Young man, it seems that the food is good, how much is a catty?" ”

Zhou Yu scratched his head "honestly", and secretly thought in his heart: "These dishes have been watered by space water, which is much better than those in the high-end stores in the city, and those dishes have to be ten or twenty yuan, and I can't ask for less." ”

So he puffed up the courage and said: "The old fairy said that eating these vegetables can definitely play a role in strengthening the body, nourishing the kidneys and invigorating qi, so that we should have a minimum of no less than fifteen yuan a catty." But when we first arrived, it was cheaper, these eggplants, leeks, and loofahs were eight yuan a pound, and cucumbers and tomatoes were ten yuan a pound, so that everyone could think about the next meal after eating this meal. ”

Seeing that everyone was going to blow up the nest after hearing the price of the dish, Zhou Yu immediately said: "There is no basis for what you say, you can taste it first and then decide whether to buy it or not, we can't buy and sell it!" ”

Everyone heard this reason, how much money is people's business, whether to buy it or not depends on themselves, if it is really as amazing as he said, the taste is so good, just buy it.

Zhou Yu used a fruit knife to cut cucumbers, tomatoes, eggplants, etc. into small pieces, and everyone crowded to the front to taste them.

At this time, Zhuge Xiaoxiao and Liu Qingqing also squeezed to the front, looking at Zhou Yu, who was busy, the two girls were silent, grabbed two cucumbers and tomatoes and tasted them, and after tasting them, their eyes widened, and they immediately went on to taste several other vegetables.

It wasn't until this time that the two beauties found out that Zhou Yu really didn't fool people, these vegetables taste very unusual when eaten raw, especially cucumbers and tomatoes are comparable to those top fruits, those vegetables are guaranteed to be delicious if they are fried and eaten, this price is really not expensive, if you buy it home and give it to your family to taste, your parents still don't like to die?

But even this can't let go of these two villains so easily, so Zhuge Xiaoxiao came to the chair and looked up at Zhou Hu, who was covered with vegetables. Liu Qingqing had no choice but to rub her temples and follow.

It is said that Zhou Hu is like a vegetable general at this time, and he is admired by thousands of people. This guy had a bird's-eye view of everyone, and saw everyone coming to taste the vegetables, and the corners of his mouth showed a smug smile. I secretly said in my heart: "Taste it, taste it vigorously, these vegetables are delicious, as long as you taste it, it is impossible not to buy it, and then the silver of the white flowers will be in hand, a thousand yuan, a thousand yuan!"

Just when he was about to complain, he inadvertently turned his gaze to himself, and when he saw the two beauties in front of him, the kid lost control of his center and hung down.

Rubbing his eyes, Zhou Hu muttered in his mouth: "Damn, the idea won't be like this, right?" I guess I read it wrong. Yes, yes, the designation is wrong, how can there be such a coincidence? ”

"Hey, pot head, what are you muttering about? Isn't that a coincidence? You don't know you when you change your skin? Even if she picks your skin, the girl will recognize your bones. What, scared? I remember that you two brothers are not from Zhoujia Village? When did you move again? (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )