Chapter 30 (I) Lecture on Quitting Masturbation
Zhenyang Medical University, one of the best medical universities in southwest China, is called one of the best because it is not too high in terms of overall level, but it ranks among the best in the pharmacology of traditional Chinese medicine. Both at home and abroad understand that the side effects of traditional Chinese medicine have always been in the word "unknown", because in traditional Chinese medicine, one medicine may not only treat one disease, but also have different effects on people with different physiques, which has also given rise to some people advocating that traditional Chinese medicine is a pseudoscience and should disappear in recent years.
"If Chinese medicine is pseudoscience, then we Chinese perished thousands of years ago, and can we still live until now?" Tang Shuxing walked towards the door, and said his theory to Ji Kefeng beside him as he walked, "It is not appropriate to use science to explain a qiē, since science is supreme, why are there still so many countries that integrate politics and religion?" ”
Ji Kefeng listened absentmindedly, but he was very concerned about how to find Qu Wenxing, yesterday he checked on the Internet, Qu Wenxing is one of the best professors of Chinese medicine in the medical university, there are only five people in the entire school with his title, three have died, and the remaining one is incompetent for anything, only Qu Wenxing can provoke the beam, but because he is too old, he only takes one big class a week, and today is the day of Qu Wenxing's class.
"Oops, Zhang Juan!" Tang Shuxing suddenly shouted and ran towards a woman in official clothes in the distance.
Ji Kefeng now understands that as long as Tang Shuxing sees a strange woman, he must use this stupid × to talk to him.
"Zhang Juan, it turns out that it's really you?" Tang Shuxing hugged the woman, and the woman quickly pushed him away and looked at him vigilantly.
Tang Shuxing shook his head and said, "You still hate me, right?" ”
"Neurotic!" The woman glared at Tang Shuxing, "Go away!" Or I'd call the police! ”
"Okay, you're so ruthless, I understand, I'll go! You've long forgotten the bits and pieces between us! You don't love me anymore, do you! Tang Shuxing turned around and left, returned to Ji Kefeng, took out a lecture card, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's here!" One more piece missing! You can do it yourself! ”
"Huh?" Ji Kefeng was stunned, "Do you still need a certificate to listen to the lecture?" ”
"Hey! Well-known professors, one class a week, they can't give money, they are all selected elites to listen to the lectures, what do you think? Tang Shu flicked the documents in his hand, "I'll change the photo first, you can figure it out yourself, or you just wait outside." ”
Ji Kefeng snatched the document stolen by Tang Shuxing, pointed to the name on it and said, "Your name is Li Caifeng?" Can you change the photo, can you also change the name? ”
"I have my own way, you go find a way to find your lecture card!" Tang Shuxing squatted behind the flower bed, began to gently cut the plastic sealed documents with a blade, and then stuffed the color one-inch photos he had prepared into them, and then sat under his buttocks and flattened them, accosting the college students around him from time to time, but without exception, as long as it was a woman or a beauty, he called people "Zhang Juan".
"Xing Er must have hurt that woman named Zhang Juan emotionally......" Ji Kefeng muttered to himself, and then walked up to a female student who was walking towards the big classroom, coughed, and before he could speak, the woman glared at him and took a detour.
Tang Shuxing smiled behind him and rolled back and forth, and when he saw Ji Kefeng looking back at him, he had to pretend to tie his shoes and hold back a smile.
For a long time, Ji Kefeng returned in vain, sitting next to Tang Shuxing panting, and he could see that he was very nervous.
Tang Shuxing bumped him with his elbow and asked with a smile, "Hey, Master Ji, you must still be a virgin, right?" ”
"Get out!" Ji Kefeng was not angry, raised his hand to look at his watch, and the class would start in about ten minutes.
"I tell you, what about women's physiological structure, you don't have to practice it yourself, I'll buy you a set of books on physiology and hygiene and give it to you, the junior high school student version, plus my personal annotations and signatures, to ensure that the first time you roll the sheets with a woman, others have to send you a pennant, and you have to go to the temple to burn incense, thank the gods for giving her such a strong, good man." Tang Shuxing said and looked at Ji Kefeng and sang, "From today on, I will take care of you, in love, I only have you in my eyes, no need to doubt it, no matter when and where ......"
Ji Kefeng directly overturned Tang Shuxing in the flower bed, and then directly stopped anyone who passed by, hoping to borrow their lecture card, at this time Tang Shuxing chased after him, and gave him his certificate and said: "Master Ji, you use mine, I'll figure out a way." After that, Tang Shuxing stopped a man next to him, took out two hundred yuan and said, "Dude, rent your lecture card for two hundred, this is a mortgaged ID card, see you here after class, I will return the lecture card I gave you, you return my ID card, how about it?" ”
"Good!" The man did not hesitate, took the money, sat next to the flower bed with the book in his hand, and began to read the book, which was not serious, but religious!
"That's it!" Tang Shuxing nodded towards Ji Kefeng, and then swaggered towards the classroom.
Ji Kefeng was stupid with the lecture card in the back, but he always felt that something was wrong, so he immediately touched his wallet and found that the wallet was gone, and then he looked back to see that the student was holding his ID card!
"Tang Shu Punishment! I'll your eighth-generation ancestors! Ji Kefeng chased after him, but Tang Shuxing ran directly to the door of the classroom, came to the person who checked the certificate, shook the lecture card and went in, Ji Kefeng also shook it, but was stopped by the person.
Tang Shuxing stood inside and stuck out his tongue at Ji Kefeng, and whispered "lalalala" in his mouth.
"Your name is Li Caifeng?" The person who checked the documents looked at the documents and then looked at Ji Kefeng.
"Ah, yes." Ji Kefeng nodded, looking very nervous, if the person in front of him was a drug dealer, he might not be nervous.
"You were born in 1990?" The person who checked the documents compared the photo with Ji Kefeng himself, and the photo didn't know when it was replaced by Tang Shuxing to Ji Kefeng, and the face on it was quite old, it was taken by Tang Shuxing in the morning when Ji Kefeng hadn't woken up yet, and then he used the background of the software P.
"Wow!" Tang Shuxing pointed to the photo on the certificate, and said to the person who checked the certificate, "Teacher, look at it, this photo has no traces of PS!" ”
The teacher who checked the documents looked at Ji Kefeng and asked, "The documents were stolen, right?" ”
"Hey, Li Caifeng, where is your ID?" Tang Shuxing shouted to the real Li Caifeng who was looking for documents all over the ground outside, and at the same time signaled Ji Kefeng to run quickly, Ji Kefeng almost didn't find a crack in the ground to get into, so he quickly turned around and ran, and the teacher who checked the documents saw that the thing was found, and he was also anxious to check the other people who entered, and no longer cared. As for Tang Shuxing, he immediately stepped forward and made up a set of stories that he had previously found that someone had stolen Li Caifeng, and deliberately accosted him in order to stop it, which made Li Caifeng really moved in his heart, and hurriedly thanked Tang Shuxing.
"It's okay, it's what I'm supposed to do." Tang Shuxing's face was straight, and then he looked down, as if to say: The red scarf on my chest seems to be more colorful!
Ji Kefeng went out to find a place to hide, and immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a text message of at least 100 words scolding Tang Shuxing, and then received a reply from Tang Shuxing, which read: Master Ji, inside and outside, you pay attention to whether Qu Wenxing has any other helpers outside, after coming out, find a way to track it, you know what I mean? I'm in the group of students below, trying to find a way to get to know him better.
Only then did Ji Kefeng understand that Tang Shuxing, this kid, completely used himself, and used the one named Li Caifeng, using this means to let Ji Kefeng guard outside, and also won the favor of Li Caifeng, a stupid girl, so as to get some of the students' views on Qu Wenxing.
Then Tang Shuxing dialed the phone and asked Ji Kefeng to keep the phone open, not to hang up, not to turn off the phone, and to listen quietly......
Before the class started, the people below were chatting and playing with their mobile phones and waiting, Tang Shuxing also began to talk to Li Caifeng, trying to find a way to shift the topic to Qu Wenxing, but he didn't expect Li Caifeng to be interested in Tang Shuxing, and asked Tang Shuxing what department he was in, what major and so on.
"To be honest, I got a lecture certificate from a relationship, and I am particularly interested in Chinese medicine, but my family does not allow it, so I can only listen to it once a week and enjoy it, alas." Tang Shuxing deliberately pretended to be aggrieved, "I'm from a sports school." ”
"From the sports school?" Li Caifeng was very surprised, in her impression, the students of the sports school are all five big and three thick, and their heads are full of female nudes, beer and sticks.
"That's right, I'm from the secret weapon class of the martial arts department of the sports school." Tang Shuxing nodded very seriously, looked at Li Caifeng's puzzled expression, and immediately grabbed a pen and was about to throw it out, "I'll throw one for you to see, do you see?" There's a fat guy over there who looks like Doraemon, and he happens to be wearing blue clothes, and I said that if I hit him in the stomach, I would never burst his balls, and I hate dead fat people the most. ”
"Uh-that's my boyfriend." Li Caifeng looked at Tang Shuxing very seriously and said.
"Huh?" Tang Shuxing put down his pen and immediately corrected, "I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about ...... The thin man next to him who was wearing yellow clothes and thought he was a bikachu, I hate dead thin people the most, thinking that I was thin, so I casually insulted those who grew fat! What a beast! People and gods are angry! ”
"That's my boyfriend's buddy." Li Caifeng said expressionlessly.
"Huh?" Tang Shuxing was stunned this time. Hey, girl, your whole family is coming to the class? Do all the people around you have something to do with you?
Tang Shuxing coughed and asked in a low voice, "Then can you sue me, is there anyone here you don't know?" It's so easy for me to get started......"
"Hey, you're really from a sports school?" Li Caifeng smiled at this time and approached Tang Shuxing, "Really? Is your girlfriend at this school? ”
Yes! You sullen! Are you going around trying to soak Lao Tzu? Tang Shuxing understood, after all, he belonged to the kind of person who had countless women around him, and he could be regarded as a person who read countless women, he still couldn't understand this kind of words? But since it's all at this time, let's come casually, anyway, even if you can get the news, Tang Shuxing is also close to Li Caifeng, and the two are very close, and then he said softly: "I'm really not from this school, in fact, it's because I have a childhood sweetheart who has leukemia......"
"Leukemia?" Li Caifeng was stunned.
Hey, leukemia, of course! In Korean dramas, it's either leukemia or cancer, or it's blind and hit by a car, I can't think of any other reason, please just pretend to believe it, okay? Tang Shuxing thought in his heart, and his face pretended to be aggrieved.
"Oh, and then?" Li Caifeng nodded vigorously and said, "Do you want to listen to the class and find a way to save her?" ”
"Well, almost." Tang Shuxing nodded, "I heard that Professor Qu can make medicine by himself, but he doesn't spread it, so I have always wanted to ask for advice in private, but I didn't have the opportunity." ”