Chapter 30 (II) Final Lecture
"Professor Qu makes his own medicine? I haven't heard of it. Li Caifeng shook his head and asked again, "What hospital is your childhood sweetheart in?" I know a lot of doctors who might be able to help you. ”
Tang Shuxing thought that he had diverted the topic, but he didn't expect Li Caifeng to break it back, so he immediately diverted it again and said: "I really heard that Professor Qu is good, but it's just a little bit ......."
Tang Shuxing began to gossip, where is there a woman who doesn't gossip? Li Caifeng was immediately full of interest, and glared closer: "You also heard about it?" ”
Tang Shuxing looked at Li Caifeng's terrifying appearance of gossip, not only stared at his eyes, but also opened his nostrils, and almost blurted out: Hey, can you not stare at me with your nostrils! The boogers are about to pop out!
"I heard that Professor Qu had an affair with his female student." Li Caifeng lowered his voice and looked around again.
"That's right! I've heard about it too! Tang Shuxing nodded, and immediately remembered those female corpses in the villa, damn it, as the saying goes, it's true - senior brother will take you to heaven, and the professor will take you to open a room!
"Hey, he's still playing Double Fly! It's scary! Li Caifeng said with her eyebrows fluttering.
Terrible? Tang Shuxing stared at Li Caifeng, whose expression was full of flying, and thought: I think you are very excited, right? Why are the current schoolgirls so sullen!
"Not only that, but I've also heard that he's also run a nude pie! One against five! It must be that you have your own medicine. Tang Shuxing gradually turned the topic to "medicine", "If only I had that kind of medicine." ”
"Hey, you can't do it?" Li Caifeng approached Tang Shuxing again, and he was already almost on his face.
"Me? Belch...... It's okay, it's average, ordinary people, the normal time is about forty minutes? Tang Shuxing pretended to be embarrassed.
"Really? So powerful! Li Caifeng smiled, and then his face sank again, "My boyfriend, ten minutes, I have to smoke three cigarettes." ”
Ten minutes? Still smoking three cigarettes? I'll go, that's basically impotence and premature ejaculation plus falling off the list. Tang Shuxing pretended to regret: "It's okay, he must have masturbated too much, just less." ”
"Hey, buddy, really?" A hungry-looking spectacle in the front seat turned back to ask, and it seemed that the kid had been listening with his ears pricked up.
it! Why are all students so interested? Tang Shuxing had to nod silently towards the glasses.
"That'...... How, exactly? The glasses man's expression was very religious, and Li Caifeng was also very serious.
"This......" Tang Shuxing swallowed his saliva, knowing that he had bumped into it today, "No matter whether puberty or after puberty, it's normal to masturbate every day, even if some men are married, have a mistress, have a lover, and go out to find a young lady, they still have to masturbate, why?" ”
"That's right! Why? The man in glasses stroked his glasses, and at this time the people around him gathered around.
Tang Shuxing raised his eyes and looked at the people around him, and he was about to cry: Hey, Lao Tzu is here to investigate the case! I'm not here to give an adolescent masturbation lecture!
"Because from the first time you started masturbating, you couldn't control it, you definitely didn't have a woman at that time, what if you didn't have a woman? Impulsive! Then masturbate! I can't sleep without masturbating! But hurting the body, it's hard to control it, this thing is the same as taking drugs, unless you cut it, you can't bear it! You have to endure it, it's uncomfortable, what should you do? Let your life be full, play less games, read more books, watch some Marxism-Leninism, the history of the development of human society, etc., there will be good suppression. Tang Shuxing nodded there and said solemnly.
On the other end of the phone, Ji Kefeng was dumbfounded, subconsciously looked at his hand, and then quickly took it back.
"Teacher!" A fat man on the side actually put his hand on the table like a schoolboy and raised it to indicate that he wanted to ask a question.
Tang Shuxing coughed, thinking to himself, damn it, are you still so serious? So he motioned for the fat man to ask questions.
The fat man got up and asked seriously: "Teacher, I want to ask, is it normal to masturbate a few times a day?" ”
"Huh?" Tang Shuxing looked at the fat man, "...... It's not normal to too much in a day. ”
"How many times is too much?" The fat man asked again, with a serious face.
Tang Shuxing got up, took a deep breath, and pressed the fat man's shoulder: "When you ask this question, it shows that you have masturbated too much." ”
The fat man bowed his head silently after hearing this, and the people around him either bowed their heads or nodded silently.
"Everyone remembers, masturbation is as harmful to the body as drugs." Saying that, Tang Shuxing looked at Li Caifeng again and said, "You women's judo behavior shouldn't be too much. ”
"Judo?" Li Caifeng was stunned, then reacted to what it meant, and quickly nodded.
"Many people have done everything to cut off their fingers, burn their arms, slap them, drink boiling oil empty, and break boulders on their chests in order to quit masturbation, but to no avail! There are people who cut off their arms, and when they cut off their arms, they stroked them with their feet! How terrible! Everybody! Tang Shuxing stood there, looking like a revolutionary mentor, clenching his fists, "Look at you, all of you are yellow and thin, ten years of turmoil, three years of natural disasters have not been so miserable, remember, quit masturbation!" ”
Everyone nodded silently, at this time, Li Caifeng's boyfriend, the third brother who had three cigarettes in ten minutes, came, with a dissatisfied look, he saw Li Caifeng and Tang Shuxing have intimate movements, and came over and asked: "Dude, which one are you from?" ”
"Department of Photojournalism, Brother Guan Xi is my counselor, what do you do?" Tang Shu asked the three fat men.
"After class, see you at the Asura Net Cafe at the door!" The fat man said coldly, and when he walked away, he threw down another sentence, "Netcom area, Demacia, see you or leave." ”
"What's that?" Tang Shu was stunned, "Hey, what Netcom area, what Demacia?" ”
"He's looking for you to take on League of Legends!" The glasses next to him whispered, "You're dead, he's called Lian Killer, and he's on the list in the whole country!" Every time he killed an opponent, he took a screenshot and pasted it in the bedroom, and now his bedroom is even on the floor! ”
"Can I call the police?" Tang Shuxing shouted at the fat man, "CF, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty 10 or OL, you can choose!" I'm level 64! Taobao is also a VIP6 gold account! ”
"Tang Shu Punishment!" Ji Kefeng's voice came from the phone, Tang Shuxing quickly picked it up and heard Ji Kefeng scolding over there, "Living Ancestor, can you be serious, do you know what you want to do?" ”
Tang Shuxing was just about to answer, but found that everyone present stood up, raised his eyes again, and saw Qu Wenxing appearing at the door wearing an old costume, raised his hand to signal everyone to sit down, and he slowly walked onto the podium, opened the notebook, and the assistant next to him hurriedly connected the projection screen and made relevant preparations.
Qu Wenxing sat in front and kept his head buried, coughing from time to time, and it seemed that he was not in good health, but then when the PPT slide motherboard on the screen appeared, the words on it made Tang Shuxing really taken aback - "Drug Pharmacological Analysis" on drug production and pharmaceutical.
After all, those who study medicine know that modern drugs basically have nothing to do with traditional Chinese medicine, and it is also related to Western medicine, why did Qu Wenxing, an authority on traditional Chinese medicine, choose this topic? And very sensitive.
"Don't get me wrong, students." Qu Wenxing finally spoke, but he didn't raise his head, and his tone was very arrogant, "I'm not here to teach everyone how to make drugs, I just want to explain the dangers of drugs, as well as the relationship with traditional Chinese medicine, because this is a blind spot, most people don't know, and I also want to correct everyone's concepts." ”
The people below nodded silently, Tang Shuxing glanced back, and saw that the door of the classroom had been closed, and there were at least a hundred people sitting below, and many people were standing, it seemed that this Qu Wenxing really had a huge influence, and this kind of topic was generally impossible to speak on a large scale, and it would cause a bad social impact.
Subsequently, Qu Wenxing began to teach, and the content of the lecture was very detailed, but basically from the historical aspect, starting from the earliest uncertain discovery of hallucinogenic plants, to the flow of opium into China, followed by the Opium War and the later opium epidemic in the Republic of China, and also mentioned the drug policy implemented during the Japanese invasion of China, all of which focused on the key points, which also clarified that the production of opium and the production of traditional Chinese medicine have an absolute relationship, and also mentioned that in the late Qing Dynasty, many workshops in North China added traditional Chinese medicine to develop opium that was relatively novel at that time.
A large part of the information was unheard of by Tang Shuxing, and I couldn't help but start to wonder, is Qu Wenxing really the boss behind the scenes? At the same time, I was worried that this guy was so smart, did he know that he and Master Ji would come, and deliberately chose this topic. Thinking of this, he asked Li Caifeng, who was listening to him in a low voice: "Hey, this was not the previous topic, right?" ”
Li Caifeng half-squinted his eyes and said, "Every time Professor Qu's topic is confidential, how do you know that it wasn't this before?" ”
"Oh, I've heard people say that now I know that people are bragging." Tang Shuxing nodded, and continued to listen to the lecture after confirming this news, who knew that five hours had passed since this lecture, and he had not heard Qu Wenxing mention more than half of the relevant information on the production of traditional Chinese medicine from the topic, but only roughly mentioned everyone's blind spots, and nothing else was said, and the people below were also drowsy.
Tang Shuxing was also drowsy again and again, feeling chest tightness and lack of heart, and almost fell asleep several times, but in order to let himself hear clearly and not miss the problem, he beat his spirit, and at the same time wondered, he didn't feel bored about this topic, why was he so sleepy? And there was no air conditioning and heating. Tang Shuxing thought so, and when he looked back, he had already fallen asleep in the back, and then looked carefully at the front, many people were also asleep, and several people who supported their chins also fell asleep with their heads turned off.
Wrong. Tang Shuxing looked ahead, the assistant teacher also fell asleep against the back door, Qu Wenxing also kept rubbing his forehead and the bridge of his nose, and raised his hand to look at his watch from time to time, looking at the people sleeping below and not being angry, his face was expressionless, as if he was waiting for something.
Oops! Could it be that someone was poisoned? it! So bold? Tang Shuxing struggled to get up, but found that he was weak and couldn't stand up at all, and then raised his eyes to look at Qu Wenxing, Qu Wenxing was actually tidying up his clothes, sitting firmly on the chair, slowly closing his eyes, looking like he was waiting for death.
Damn it! This bastard, he poisoned it! Even if you die, you have to drag a group of people to die with you! Tang Shuxing immediately grabbed the phone and asked Ji Kefeng on the other side of the microphone for help, but found that he couldn't speak in his throat......
What the is this?